how many sex partners have you had

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How many u been wit

1
31
8%
2-5
116
32%
6-10
77
21%
11-15
59
16%
16-20
24
7%
20-30
19
5%
30-50
17
5%
50+
11
3%
ZERO
14
4%
 
Total votes : 368

Postby rentboy » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:53 pm

Grover wrote:
BlackSugar wrote:
deadwolfbones wrote:Could any of the 20+ answering people remember the names of every person they've slept with?


I have a list in a journal that lists every woman I've slept with
granted some of them are "atlanta" "dale's sister" and "graduation weekend"

Yeah, this thread got me thinking and there's definitely some names like, "green shoes" and "bad chestpiece".


i should look for the list i made at work one day years ago where it was like "psychiatrist i picked up at cruisy parking lot who took me back to his office to fuck"

there are bunches of them where i never even caught their name
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Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:53 pm

durham is probably the purest of the awesome bros
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:54 pm

nautical hyperblast wrote:
nakedlunch wrote:also admitting you've slept with a bunch of people when you're around 30 isn't really a feather in your cap as much as a sad reality of your inability to connect deeply with other human beings as you watch all your friends find people to procreate with and you develop a whiskey habit

i dunno about that. i've slept with too many and a lot of the time it's just a result of 'dating' them for a couple months, realizing it's not going to work, and moving on.

well yeah same boat but I had to diffuse some smug I was laying out earlier

there's no wrong answer to this question unless it's 0. if you're at 0 you should probably reevaluate some things and maybe just do it to do it
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Postby sadville » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:54 pm

i'm somewhere around 35

so 30-50
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Postby an otter » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:55 pm

thread's gonna depress beave you guys
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Postby Grover » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:55 pm

kid8's list of dudes' names he couldn't remember was hilarious.
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Postby sadville » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:56 pm

i'm there despite cold streaks, like in 2009 when i had sex in january and december and that's it

and 2010 when i was cold all year until like november 20 when i had a threesome

2011 was pretty active though. as was '08, '05, and '02. so i guess 2014 will be a good year 8-)
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Postby grammatron » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:56 pm

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little did I know


oh man I was asked the same thing

That's weird, I was asked that too when I visited Canada, and that was back in 2005. :?
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Postby johnny utah » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:57 pm

well yeah I just spent 45 minutes at my desk here trying to scrawl all (all being ~20, chill out) the names on a notepad to hilarious results. my personal fav was x-men 2 conference call followed closely by mall family bathroom changing table.
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Postby parades » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:58 pm

is it weird to have zero motivation to hook up with random people
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Postby Legion » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:58 pm



"just got dumped by suddenly gay live-in boyfriend" certainly appears on my list.

Awkward is a good word to say something about the critical situations which implies a strong feeling for anything.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:00 pm

genghis sean wrote:how much butt sex guys


In terms of partners, 28%.

In terms of individual sex acts, probably like 2%.
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Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:00 pm

Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering
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Postby chimp_ » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:01 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering


no it rules
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:01 pm

I didn't want to post in this thread
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Postby deep space » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:02 pm

I'm Normal. Sometimes it happens when you least expect it, othertimes you're very expectant but The Time Isn't Right.
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Postby Grover » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:03 pm

I had a girlfriend for three years and since we broke up (~2 years years ago) I've been single and haven't had any desire to be in another relationship.
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Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:03 pm

That wasn't the question, dude
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Postby Frank » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:04 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering


yeah
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Postby swamp thing » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:04 pm

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Postby parades » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:04 pm

maybe it's because i assume if someone wants to have sex with me it's because they are assuming it'll be better than mediocre
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby drudge » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:07 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:
genghis sean wrote:how much butt sex guys


In terms of partners, 28%.

In terms of individual sex acts, probably like 2%.


7/25?
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Postby Mr Spaceship » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:08 pm

sex with someone for the first time is generally so awkward and usually bad I just avoid the trouble of finding new people
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Postby MikeS » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:08 pm

I think i'm going to be in a long Sudan type drought soon. I mean I live in a small town and my only option has seems to have dwindled away. Hopefully the UN brings relief.



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Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:08 pm

drudge wrote:
deadwolfbones wrote:
genghis sean wrote:how much butt sex guys


In terms of partners, 28%.

In terms of individual sex acts, probably like 2%.


7/25?


Much lower.
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Postby Nova » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:09 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering


What's it like to be miserable?
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Postby macseries » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:09 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering


i dunno, it's a way to be.
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Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:10 pm

4/14?
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Postby drudge » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:11 pm

i would have guessed lower, but that's as low as 28% goes. 2/7?
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Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:11 pm

Why the fuck would I ask that if I knew the answer already jesus christ
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