do you smile in pictures

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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:04 am

The exact same non-expression has been permanently imprinted onto my face for such a very long time now. When I do force a smile it has to be closed, and it's more evident on my cheekbones than my mouth.
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Postby dosbrains » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:48 pm

cram wrote:i was recently called out for looking like a massive creep when i smile. guess i'm gonna go spend some time in front of a mirror

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Postby baleen » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:11 pm

The answer is simple: artisanship.
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Postby abs » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:15 pm


my sister took a picture of my dad and i being super serious / making fun of us for rarely smiling in photos. though to be fair he's sort of cracking a smile there.

reminded me of this thread.
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:04 pm

i rarely do open-mouth smiles in pics

can't find that thread about not knowing what to do with your body parts when having a pic taken

do any of you have any weird photo mannerisms

i tend to awkwardly clutch my wrist


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Postby clouds » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:08 pm

i never opened mouth smiled because i was self conscious that only my upper teeth show when i smile. when i started dating my girlfriend she asked why i didn't smile and i told her, and she was like lots of smiles are like that and you look like a murderer. i realized she was right and for some reason i had never noticed that and i looked fucking insane in every picture for years.

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Postby Autarch » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:39 pm

I'm a head-tilter and a closed-mouther.
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Postby Bartatua » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:49 pm

hate to be photoed while looking at a camera
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Postby galactagogue » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:52 am

when i was younger i used to do a weird squint where one eye was squintier than the other. i try deliberately not to squint so hard but ... it's not alway a success. i also never open my mouth if i can help it. there's one open mouth picture i like and it think it's because my mouth is kinda blurry cus i was mid laugh.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:18 am

I do the exact same thing. I'm not super confident in my teeth, so I always do like a close mouthed smirk and try to smile real hard with my eyes. This usually winds up with a pretty good squint or way intense eyes. It's not great, and at best I would end up with a dumb smirk looking like I really want to be in a John Hughes movie or something
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Postby Bartatua » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:11 am

Are you a "fake" person of u can smile on command
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