MLB 2012: Could It Have Been Anymore Gay

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby granger » Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:54 pm

http://www.twitvid.com/DWIRB

mccarver on climate change
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Postby nonoperational » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:15 pm

Next he's gonna start talking about Christianity.
wait that was wrong
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:21 pm

It's gonna be funny to see the non ironic glee from so many people when McCarver dies
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Re: MLB 2012: Delmon Young Compares Jews To Catching A Flyball

Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:47 am

Board advisory: boarders Marigold and Amblin are present at Dodger Stadium for tonight's historic Bryce Harper MLB debut
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Postby Snatch » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:38 am

granger wrote:http://www.twitvid.com/DWIRB

mccarver on climate change


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Postby seriesfinale » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:45 am

Amblin wrote:Board advisory: boarders Marigold and Amblin are present at Dodger Stadium for tonight's historic Bryce Harper MLB debut


I told Marigold not to get Stow'd
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Postby Marigold » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:36 am

So that had pretty much everything I ever wanted from a baseball game except for a Dodgers win.
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Postby seriesfinale » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:43 am

I was wondering if you applauded as Giants hero Juan Uribe crossed the plate in the bottom of the 9th this evening
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Postby OKterrific » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:49 am

I love Harper
let's go kick the motherfucker's ass all over dreamland
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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:50 am

When Kemp crushed that 0-2 pitch I think for a moment I saw something in the man standing next to me that revealed momentary regret for a lifetime of misguided allegiance. As the ball sailed over Rick Ankiel's head I think it was sobering for him to witness such a moment and not have it cheapened by a giant neon Coke bottle.
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Postby OKterrific » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:50 am

he looks like a gypsy
let's go kick the motherfucker's ass all over dreamland
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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:51 am

OKterrific wrote:I love Harper


The double and the RBI were great but that throw to home was pretty incredible.
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Postby Nacho Novo » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:23 am

Marigold wrote:So that had pretty much everything I ever wanted from a baseball game except for a Dodgers win.


Just finished watching it this morning and I am exhausted, brutal loss. The Harper throw was incredible.
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Postby SERIOUSLY GUYS » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:03 pm

Your weekly Billy Hamilton update:
28 SB, 21 games

i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:04 pm

Pence is just totally fucking us in the field.
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Postby Spartacus » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:11 pm

OKterrific wrote:I love Harper


he didn't seem to be acting like a total cock. apart from the double he absolutely ripped and his perfect throw that probably would have won the game but for ramos misplay, that was my favorite thing about the game.

he really has one hell of a swing. he generates power in like 9 different ways.
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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:14 pm

how much of the kid running on the field to meet harper made it to tv?
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:17 pm

Spartacus wrote:
OKterrific wrote:I love Harper


he didn't seem to be acting like a total cock. apart from the double he absolutely ripped and his perfect throw that probably would have won the game but for ramos misplay, that was my favorite thing about the game.

he really has one hell of a swing. he generates power in like 9 different ways.


yeah his swing is a thing of beauty. it looks like something that was developed in some sports lab
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Postby ducktape » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:26 pm

alex rodriguez ties willie mays 9th all-time in rbi's.
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Postby Nacho Novo » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:31 pm

Amblin wrote:how much of the kid running on the field to meet harper made it to tv?


Nothing.
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Postby Marigold » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:31 pm

Spartacus wrote:he didn't seem to be acting like a total cock. apart from the double he absolutely ripped and his perfect throw that probably would have won the game but for ramos misplay, that was my favorite thing about the game.


Throw was amazing to see in person. Amblin and I heard on the radio afterwards that Hairston reached up and partially knocked the ball out himself as he slid.
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Postby Nacho Novo » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:32 pm

He's playing in CF tonight, btw.
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Postby macseries » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:33 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:
Spartacus wrote:
OKterrific wrote:I love Harper


he didn't seem to be acting like a total cock. apart from the double he absolutely ripped and his perfect throw that probably would have won the game but for ramos misplay, that was my favorite thing about the game.

he really has one hell of a swing. he generates power in like 9 different ways.


yeah his swing is a thing of beauty. it looks like something that was developed in some sports lab


holy shit what a throw.
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Postby Bob511 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:34 pm

Marigold wrote:Amblin and I heard on the radio afterwards that Hairston reached up and partially knocked the ball out himself as he slid.

Not only did he entirely knock it out of Ramos's mitt, A-Rod style, he then tried to push it away on the ground as he scrambled back home.

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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:46 pm

He did all that after being nailed in the wrist by a 97 mph Strasburg fastball too!
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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:50 pm

That clip reveals Hairston was simply using the ground around the ball to readjust the batting glove he was holding in his hand.
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Postby Marigold » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:51 pm

In other news, guess which bat that hit the game-winning RBI double last night is not in the lineup this afternoon for the Giants!

hint: it's my avatar!
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Postby Bob511 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:54 pm

Amblin wrote:That clip reveals Hairston was simply using the ground around the ball to readjust the batting glove he was holding in his hand.
"All right, baseball, I'm going to start readjusting my batting glove like this, and if you get swept away from the plate, it's your own fault."
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Postby jewels » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:54 pm

the hint doesn't help, any other clues?
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Postby Amblin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:01 pm

Bob511 wrote:
Amblin wrote:That clip reveals Hairston was simply using the ground around the ball to readjust the batting glove he was holding in his hand.
"All right, baseball, I'm going to start readjusting my batting glove like this, and if you get swept away from the plate, it's your own fault."

he may or may not have a history of utilizing some unique baseball skills
http://deadspin.com/5893972/a-reminder-that-you-are-not-allowed-to-blow-a-ball-foul
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