MLB 2012: Could It Have Been Anymore Gay

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby VHGisdead » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:39 am

isn't it really weird that Qualls has a 4.82 ERA, a 6.94 FIP, and a 3.98 xFIP
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Postby gashed » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:41 am

I'd like to see this STL pitcher throw one at Santana and watch Queens riot.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:44 am

VHGisdead wrote:isn't it really weird that Qualls has a 4.82 ERA, a 6.94 FIP, and a 3.98 xFIP

xFIP assumes that his 37.5% HR/FB is just bad luck.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:45 am

Which clearly it mostly is.

But I still don't want him anywhere near Stanton.
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Postby VHGisdead » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:49 am

dammit

edit: dammit*
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Postby reepicheep » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:49 am

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Postby gashed » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:50 am

Find myself surprisingly happy for Santana
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:50 am

And it looks like Contreras just ended his career.
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Postby landspeedrecord » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:50 am

Fuck yes santana
that's the stuff.
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Postby Snatch » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:51 am

Oh my God.
Kevin Shields doesn't make albums for teenage boys listening to brickwalled 128 mp3s on logitech speakers. He's an artist making glorious sounds to be appreciated in hifi. You have a volume knob don't you? Turn it up, cretin.
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Postby landspeedrecord » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:52 am

That's for the 2006 NLCS, you bastards.
that's the stuff.
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Postby reepicheep » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:53 am

landspeedrecord wrote:That's for the 2006 NLCS, you bastards.


if yadier ruined it again i may have killed someone
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Postby Snatch » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:53 am

I mean, this does not really make up for that, but God, this is great.

He needs to skip his next start, though. 134 pitches ain't worth it.
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Postby the genius king » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:54 am

That play was unreal. Was certain Yadi had broken up the no-no.
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Postby VH Balanced » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:54 am

Good for him. Congrats and enjoy, board Mets fans.
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:55 am

pretty cool stuff
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Postby nonoperational » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:04 am

Fuck
wait that was wrong
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Postby unpredictable landlord » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:08 am

reepicheep wrote:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this cunted circus never ends.
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Postby Snatch » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:20 am

cheep, UL, LSR -- fuck yes. ya gotta believe (in johan's impending arm blowout)
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:39 am

Papelbon in for a five-out save after his predecessors allowed two runs and loaded the bases.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:45 am

I wonder how long before I stop shaking.
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Postby metallidevils » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:47 am

we finally did it.
he declared cutely
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:48 am

Had so many texts about Johan
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:53 am

metallidevils wrote:we finally did it.

Oh wow I forgot about that part.

Well congratulations.
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Postby VH Balanced » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:58 am

Time to find out firsthand if Les Cubbies are as bad as advertised.

Miscommunication -> dropped pop up in foul ground = encouraging start.
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Postby Kuboaa » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:00 am

<----17 homers after tonight

9 wins in a row fuckers
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:00 am

VH Balanced your team is probably going to be first in the NL West next week

kill me
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Postby VH Balanced » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:08 am

Amblin wrote:VH Balanced your team is probably going to be first in the NL West next week

kill me


Dodgers had the softer part of their schedule to start the year; this upcoming bit is the death march (19 of 25 on the road, no days off, tougher opponents). Meanwhile the Giants just got through 20 games without an off day and now they get to pad stats against some woeful and "struggling" opposition. Plus Pablo's gonna be back soon and they've FINALLY remembered how to play defense.

Just need to make sure Lincecum's getting the good sensi again and we'll be all set to take the division back 8-)

[but it'll be white knuckle time for both of us come September.]

edit: oh shit did I really drop a "we" in that take back the division sentence? ugh.
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Postby 5% Tint » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:20 am

got damn mike trout

he is incredible
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Postby pissydan » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:21 am

5% Tint wrote:got damn mike trout

he is incredible

hell of a time for kinsler to boot one...
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