how's your novel coming along?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby death is my amigo » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:52 pm

are you writing a novel? how's it coming?
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Postby chimp_ » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:52 pm

really great, thanks
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:54 pm

One of my characters got AIDS.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:55 pm

Still working out the logistics of the helicopter spanking scene
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:55 pm

It's a steampunk self-help novel.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:57 pm

You see, my protagonist, aspiring wizard Gagoban Boopstein, has secret passions. Ones that involve leather and chains.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:57 pm

I had to abandon mine after someone pointed out I stole the plot of Tropic of Cancer.
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Postby cram » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:05 pm

delgriffith wrote:One of my characters got AIDS.

lets be honest. you gave it to him
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Postby iambic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:19 pm

bad
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:21 pm

Bad is just God's way of saying you can't do it.
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:27 pm

Last night I caught up with a guy I hadn't seen in a few months. He had finally finished his novel about a month after I had last seen him, and had been trying to sell it since. He said he hates it now. So don't ever write a novel.
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Postby Polynoggin » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:45 pm

extremely slowly. i get burnt out just writing a single paragraph.
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Postby blogger status » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:48 pm

ROCK LIFE EVERY NIGHT
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thanks can i had mixed feelings about sharing that with the board
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Postby doormat » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:18 pm

Close to 250 pp. and I'm getting to the point where I need to go back through it and figure out where the gaps are. Novels r rad.
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Postby JohnK » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:21 pm

You guys are going to love it.
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Postby gold and glass » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:22 pm

JohnK wrote:You guys are going to love it.


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fuck you and your corporation
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Postby grammatron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:36 pm

It begins in the late 1960s.
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Postby grammatron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:37 pm

It ends at the beach.
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Postby grammatron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:37 pm

There's a fish in it.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:39 pm

sounds fucking great
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:40 pm

wait what kind of fish
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Postby grammatron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:42 pm

sturgeon
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Postby grammatron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:42 pm

The fish isn't like a character that talks and shit. This isn't some weirdo drugged out hippie book.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:44 pm

does the fish do anything cool at all
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Postby chimp_ » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:46 pm

yeah grammatron i like the fish concept but maybe the fish could wear like a leather jacket and sunglasses

do you have any ideas for catchphrases for the fish
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Postby VHGisdead » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:47 pm

Bought this at the mall I'm gonna wear this at the mall.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:48 pm

grammatron has never really shown an aptitude for creating fully realized fish characters so this does give me pause
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Postby Riverchrist » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:48 pm

I'm excited about various aspects of my life.
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