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Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:26 am

"SOME OF THIS ISNT JUST THE GOVERNMENT DUDE, ITS FAMILY RESPONSIBILITY, YOUR PARENTS"
"so youre saying black people are inherently inferior parents"
"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:34 am

so basically black unemployment and crime statistics are the only thing conservatives won't blame the government for
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:39 am

why didnt anyone tell us the civil rights bill was a magic scroll that fixed everything
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:40 am

tdt did you know that george wallace was a democrat? obama should be ashamed of himself!
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:42 am

OBAMA!!!
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Postby Amblin » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:58 am

Weird to think that the man who started Joe the Plumber's political career was Senator Barack Obama.
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:01 am

A religion major in college, 26-year-old Webb Simpson won the U.S. Open with prayer: "I probably prayed more on the last three holes than I've ever done in my life, and that kept me calm and got me home in 2 under," he said. [1] The lamestream media are upset that the over-promoted Tiger Woods fizzled and again finished far behind.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:03 am

is joe the plumber the classic scrumptious republican
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Postby Amblin » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:06 am

I wish he was running in a safe Republican district so I could look forward to his Congressional career.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:07 am

could be vp
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Postby Amblin » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:14 am

Definitely not the "boring" choice that I am so stupidly hung up on.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:00 pm

Amblin wrote:Also I think McCaskill should be on the short list for keynote.


http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/06/claire-mccaskill-not-going-to-dem-convention.php?m=1
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Amblin » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:01 pm

thats kind of a dick move because i retracted that
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:02 pm

Sen McCaskill
2006-2012
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Postby Amblin » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:03 pm

Cabinet Member McCaskill 2013-
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:16 pm

wasn't trying to be a dick, just jumping back to that conversation

remember when Gordon Smith skipped the GOP convention in 2008 and Oregon democrats were like, let's vote for this guy
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Amblin » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:03 am

Rangel 4 Life
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby universe » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:54 pm

GOP congressional candidate Chris Collins knows health care is expensive these days, but he argues it’s for good reason: People are no longer dying from deadly forms of cancer.

“People now don’t die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things,” he told The Batavian in an interview that was flagged Tuesday by City & State NY. Collins was discussing his desire to repeal Obamacare.
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:25 pm

Chris Collins should not be elected if anyone knows how to make attack ads, but Democrats are pretty bad at making attack ads
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:27 pm

Hochul won her House seat in a special election last year in part by vowing to protect Medicare from Ryan's Medicare plan - which may explain why Collins refused to say how he feels about it.

While not affecting current Medicare enrollees, Ryan's plan would, starting in 2023, shift the program to one where seniors could choose among private plans for their health care, with government providing them a subsidy.

And what does Collins think about that idea?

"I'm going to go to Congress to debate how we get a balanced budget in 10 years," Collins responded.

He was asked again about the Ryan Medicare plan.

"I am taking the position we need a balanced budget in 10 years," he responded. "We have to look the American people in the eye and tell them we're going to balance the budget or we're going to go down the road of insolvency, which is where we're headed."

Asked a third time what he thought of Ryan's idea, Collins responded, "I'm going to be part of a debate."


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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Amblin » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:51 pm

this guy is such a joke


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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby jewels » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:32 pm

Ashley? Ashley? Ashley?
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Durham » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:11 am

jewels wrote:Ashley? Ashley? Ashley?


I'm three minutes into this and I'm losing my mind
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Postby sideshow raheem » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:14 am

I see Michelle Bachmann has been tutoring him on how to shrilly repeat an anchor's name
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby carlperkins » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:16 am

No i cant do that for 12 mintues
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:17 am

yeah that's fucking infuriating
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:20 am

although it is certainly gratifying to see a gigantic scumbag crash and burn due to his own lack of self-control
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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby Parnelio » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:22 am

The Dirty Turtle wrote:is joe the plumber the classic scrumptious republican


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Re: Non-Presidential 2012 Elections Thread

Postby jewels » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:40 am

carlperkins wrote:No i cant do that for 12 mintues


oh god, it's 12 minutes? I just saw a 4 minute clip on crooks and liars.
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