can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby miss black america » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:45 am

have been going back through the whole thing this week

watched the chinese restaurant and cracked up over the "costanza/cartwright" exchange
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Motherwell » Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:08 pm

Kruger: Actually, funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser.

George: Well, that pear-shaped loser was me! And I was in that photo, until I broke in here, stole the photograph, and airbrushed myself out of there!

Kruger: Well, I'll be...you have lost a lot of hair.

George: That's what they tell me!
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby sicknessreport » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:04 pm

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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

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Postby Cyril Sneer » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:37 pm

the way george actually falls back a few footsteps when it fully hits him what is happening
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby acapelli » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:48 pm

SHE'S ON A FIXED INCOME

STOP THE SHOW!!!!
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby CudNylon » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:06 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:it cannot be overstated how incredible an episode The Fire is

"Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?"

and

"Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe..."


One of my favorites. I always forget that this is the episode with Kramer's bus story as well.
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Gnarls » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:18 pm

"Gotta support the team" comes into my head like every other day
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Eugenics » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:30 pm

Gnarls wrote:"Gotta support the team" comes into my head like every other day


you probably wear ballcaps huh
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby spix et chicho » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:30 pm

i'm a big fan of putty's staring blankly ahead on the airplane home from europe
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Gnarls » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:44 pm

You get no rush from bowling
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Gnarls » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:45 pm

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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby fuzzy dunlop » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:46 pm

he's got a real kroner comprehension problem.
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Motherwell » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:22 pm

JERRY: You know, George, just because your life is destroyed, don't destroy someone else's.

GEORGE: It's Mickey Mantle, Jerry. My idol.

JERRY: How about 'Mickey'?

GEORGE: 'Mickey'? (incredulous) 'Mickey'!
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:36 pm

George: I'll meet you guys by the car.

Kramer: You got room for the pig-man?

George: The pig-man can take the bus.

Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.

George: How do you know? What if the pig-man only had a two-seater?

Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby delorean » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:23 am

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Postby alex » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:35 pm

"thanks for the juicebox, mrs. z!"
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby emotional fascism » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:58 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:George: I'll meet you guys by the car.

Kramer: You got room for the pig-man?

George: The pig-man can take the bus.

Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.

George: How do you know? What if the pig-man only had a two-seater?

Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.


Love this. Plus Jerry's reaction.
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby delorean » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:06 pm

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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby act five » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:09 pm

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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:20 pm

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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Albus » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:23 am

Maybe this has been posted but
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Albus » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:24 am

SON OF A BANG

SON OF A BOOM
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Agent Bob » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:04 am

Kramer's apartment picture
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby spix et chicho » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:15 am

kramer with his girlfriend in 'the friars club'

"Well... this is some risky business. I'm all a-twitter."
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby sectional » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:32 am

I was going through the Steinbrenner scenes earlier today and they're all just great. I especially love when he's going through George's desk, finds candy bars and a playboy and says "It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?"
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby delorean » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:33 am

The Pick is great.

Especially the scene where Jerry tries to keep Kramer from smelling the beach smelling cologne/perfume thats on his girlfriend.
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Re: can we talk about great seinfeld moments

Postby Bramlet Abercrombie » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:44 am

it's almost 9 minutes long, but sums up a pretty underrated episode, and kramer's face when he first sees pam is pretty incredible.



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