can we talk about great seinfeld moments

[sakodelics]

the first thing i said today when i heard george steinbrenner died is



HES GOT THE CALZONES!!!! COSTANZA!!!!!!

[delorean]

i still think this is the greatest Seinfeld quote in an absurdist way

[Motron]

Yea George's analogies are great. "The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli."

[zamboni]

[Kevin McCallister]

Dunno if it was mentioned already but George's one-liner for the movie Blimp! was "That's gotta hurt!"

[G_S]

george studying in the bathroom for his latvian orthodox test with his parents banging on the door and yelling at him

[complete]

Yea George's analogies are great. "The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli."

Yes

[delorean]

[blurst of times]

of course - absolute zero!

[Guy Incognito]

For instance...the atom!

[spix et chicho]

PB&J's

[Motherwell]

GEORGE: My father had a car salesman buddy. He was gonna fix him up real nice. Next thing I know, I’m gettin’ dropped of in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. All the kids are shoutin’ at me, "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let’s stuff Le George in Le Locker!"

[universe]

I like the moment when George and Jerry are on the two-line phone and are freaking out over the reporter thinking they are gay and they're so upset and yelling and George does a "Not that there's anything wrong with that" and Jerry responds by yelling in a full panic "NO, OF COURSE NOT, PEOPLE'S PERSONAL SEXUAL PREFERENCES ARE NOBODYS BUSINESS BUT THEIR OWN"

[Cyril Sneer]

I love the way Jerry says "Alright Nik - let's hit it!" after he gets his gf to sweet talk the cop out of giving him a ticket.

[gauchebag]

overture, curtains, lights. this it, we'll hit the heights. and oh what heights we'll hit, on with the show this is it.

the opera is full of incredible stuff

when kramer puts on pagliacci in jerry's apartment and jerry goes "what the hell is this crap" and then his and george's rxn to hearing that it's pagliacci.

jerry and elaine figuring out that they both are dealing with joe davola.

george and kramer scalping, culminating in george slipping "harry fond" the ticket into his front pocket

incredible episode

[dracula]

what, you don't wanna be a Polar Bear anymore? it's too cold for you?

[haywood]

yes.

[leftproofbox]

jerry, let me tell you something. A man without hand is not a man.
I got so much hand i'm coming out of my gloves

[gauchebag]

they looked so good i had to have 'em

lol

[doc shivers]

The Gum is probably one of the most criminally underrated episodes. It has some amazing George moments in it: you're not so tough when you're not on your horse, are you Ruthie!

[Guy Incognito]

i probably already posted this but my favorite is probably

Kramer: We watched the sun rise at Liza's!

Jerry: Minelli?!

Kramer: No.

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

the dinner party is my favorite episode and quite possibly their best

ELAINE: Maybe we should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine or something.
GEORGE: What for?
ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. We have to bring something.
GEORGE: Why?
ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise.
GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude?
ELAINE: Yeah.
GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. You see what I'm saying?
JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George.
GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
ELAINE: You can't bring Pepsi.
GEORGE: Why not?
ELAINE: Because we're adults?
GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.
JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.

[later in the episode...]

ELAINE: I was just thinking. The four of us can't show up with just one bottle of wine.
GEORGE: Oh, here we go. Why don't we get them a couch? Bring them a nice sectional.

KRAMER: You're scared of Elaine?
GEORGE: Yes!
KRAMER: Why?
GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. I was once late because I bought a Panama hat she grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard my head came right through the top of it!

[later in the episode...]

ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. I'm going to pull that big hood over his little head, tie the string and suffocate him. You remember that Panama hat? That was nothing.

george bumps into a man
MAN: BIG COAT! BIG COAT!
GEORGE: Yes, yes I know it's a big coat.

JERRY: All right . . . I once had a hair in my Farina and I freaked out.
ELAINE: You found a hair in your Farina?
JERRY: Yeah,
ELAINE: What happened?
JERRY: I started screaming, "There's a hair in my Farina! There's a hair in my Farina!" Then I ran out of the house and I was running and running. I was little but I could run very fast. I just kept running and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site.

ELAINE: What's this one?
CLERK: That's cinnamon Bobka.
JERRY: ...Another Bobka!?
CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon.
JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon.
ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. We'll be going in with a lesser Bobka.
JERRY: I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not.

JERRY: The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.
ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. You really should do an op-ed piece for the Times.
JERRY: Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.

[Jeremy]

the dinner party is my favorite episode and quite possibly their best

GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.

GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. I was once late because I bought a Panama hat she grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard my head came right through the top of it!

JERRY: I started screaming, "There's a hair in my Farina! There's a hair in my Farina!" Then I ran out of the house and I was running and running. I was little but I could run very fast. I just kept running and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site.

Oh man. I've been severely underrating this one.

[delorean]

machu pichu slays me

[No Good Advice]

^ Is that store customer at the end Lorelai of Gilmore Girls fame?
Kramer in some undercover operation is always a safe bet.

[Jouster]

Yes, the Jerry plot in the episode revolves around her putting him on her speed-dial.

[No Good Advice]

Must've watched it pre-GG. So Luke hooked up with Elaine and Lorelai with Jerry.

[quilty]

GEORGE: My father had a car salesman buddy. He was gonna fix him up real nice. Next thing I know, I’m gettin’ dropped of in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. All the kids are shoutin’ at me, "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let’s stuff Le George in Le Locker!"

au revoir, le george...

[lckyby]

[quilty]

"How'd my horse do?"
"He had to be shot."