NFL Draft 2012

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Postby unpredictable landlord » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:03 am

ebonybird.com wrote:Bruce Irvin In The First Round?

Apr 26th, 2012 at 5:32 am by Tynan Patrick

You know the draft is in full swing when you start hearing rumors from reputable sources that are just to crazy to be made up.

Tonight on Path to the Draft Michael Lombardi, one of the most respected NFL insiders in the buisiness, reported that Bruce Irvin has been flown in, via helicopter, to a team facility for a secret private workout. During the workout Irvin was promised by the team that he was going to be their first round pick.

It sounds really really crazy. which leads me to believe that is has to be true. You can’t make this stuff up right?

In the calamity that has ensued, fans and beat writers have been trying to figure out which team is the team from Lombardis report. A few popular names have surface. San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Houston, New England, Green Bay and of course….Baltimore.

Now i cant imagine the Ravens pulling this stunt. Ive never heard of them trying to hide their player workouts before, I’ve definitely never heard of them promising to pick any player in the first round(or any round) and I really really can’t Imagine them taking such a reach in the first round.

Now on to the other potential teams.

Pittsburgh- They could use a pass rusher, i think they could easily target a pass rusher and kick Woodley to the inside to fill the void left by Farrior. I have trouble believing that the Steelers would do this but they do have a track record of telling players they would take them in the first round so i guess it is possible. Likelihood: maybe 7%

Green Bay: This one is possible but again i just dont see this team reaching for a player, the Packers are like the Ravens, they are going to attack the board as it falls to them and they probably aren’t going to reach for anyone. That said, they do have a pressing need for a pass rusher and Irvin is one of the better rushers in the draft, but i cant imagine they would take Irvin over McClellin, Jones, Mercilus and Upshaw. Likelihood: 13%

San Francisco: This one intrigues me more than the others, San Fran didnt take a player most people had in their top 20 last year when they picked 7th. they picked the player they felt was the best fit for their team. Irvin could be that guy this year for them. they do need another pass rusher, they dont have a true OLB to play on the right side. Likelihood: 35%

Houston: The Texans might be the team here, they have a need, they play by their own rules in the draft. they have an owner who wouldnt be opposed to flying a guy in a helicopter to leave no paper trail. Houston feels like it might be the right team. Likelihood: 35%

New England: this sounds like a new england move on the surface, but i dont think so. after some thought i came to the conclusion that Billichek likes Height/Weight/Speed guys and Irvin is undersized and not especially fast. the Patriots also barely even like to use their first rounders so i cant imagine they would promise one away. Likelihood: 5%

I think one name that no one is mentioning is Jacksonville. They have a desperate need for a pass rusher. They, like the Ravens, dont use any out of house scouting which means he might be way way higher on their board than they are on most teams boards, and they have a track record of doing this. Remember Tyson Alualu a few years ago, his name came way out of left field as they picked him with a top ten pick when most had him rated as a second round player. Later reports surfaced that they had promised Tyson Alualu that he would be the pick. Likelihood: 5%


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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby gambra » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:08 am

Zwischenzug wrote:I may be the only pats fan who wasn't that interested in a trade up or improving the front seven in the first round. But, can't help but be excited when everyone is saying that Jones and Hightower are great prospects. In Bill We Trust.


The Patriots moves in the first round were really really impressive. Of course trying to explain these to my sister tomorrow will be futile as she has no clue about defense.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:17 am

does your sister like american football?
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby gambra » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:36 am

Hal Jordan wrote:does your sister like american football?


She's 13 so is really just a fan of Brady. She knows how the game works and can play Madden pretty well but would have no idea about the draft beyond the top few QB's.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:38 am

a 13 yr old irish girl enjoying american football and playing madden is kinda blowin my mind right now
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby mites » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:40 am

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby brent » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:47 am

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby unpredictable landlord » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:02 am

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby unpredictable landlord » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:05 am

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby fury » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:12 am

i really like the chargers pick. aj not doing something weird/ a stretch for once
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby seriesfinale » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:06 am

gambra wrote:Doug Martin to the Bucs. Awesome, pretty happy with that.


Schiano got his Ray Rice-type

I thought they could get him in the 2nd but I'm not particularly tore up about the trade
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:07 am

Wow, tonight almost completely absolved the Vikings of the Ponder pick.

Well not really, but it's just nice to see a GM behave with silky smoothness around these parts. I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow. I would guess that WR, LG, and the secondary will dominate their remaining 10 picks.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby mcwop23 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:30 pm

Are you gonna still follow the Vikings when they move to LA?
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby nakedlunch » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:43 pm

Zwischenzug wrote:I may be the only pats fan who wasn't that interested in a trade up or improving the front seven in the first round. But, can't help but be excited when everyone is saying that Jones and Hightower are great prospects. In Bill We Trust.


First time in 13 years I've been excited after a NFL draft.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby s/ns » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:04 pm

gambra wrote:
Hal Jordan wrote:does your sister like american football?


She's 13 so is really just a fan of Brady. She knows how the game works and can play Madden pretty well but would have no idea about the draft beyond the top few QB's.


This is the best thing.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby ecto » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:07 pm

nakedlunch wrote:
Zwischenzug wrote:I may be the only pats fan who wasn't that interested in a trade up or improving the front seven in the first round. But, can't help but be excited when everyone is saying that Jones and Hightower are great prospects. In Bill We Trust.


First time in 13 years I've been excited after a NFL draft.

yeah, its crazy, two first rounders could have gotten you guys like 3 2nds and 4 4ths

clayton thinks the bucs trading down was a bad move but i guess it signals that we're keeping talib. i was pretty happy with baron and martin. suck my dick john
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:17 pm

First Round Drafts by Conference

SEC: 9
Pac Twelve: 4
Big Ten: 4
Big Twelve: 5
ACC: 3
Big East: 2
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Zwischenzug » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:57 pm

Peter Konz was my first choice in round one and considering he is still available I hope the Pats use one of their second picks on him. Got to think BB is going to trade one of them so he pick up some day three picks.

Best available for the Pats are probably Still, Curry, Jenkins, and Konz in some order. Wouldn't mind a WR either.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby douchechill » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:03 pm

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby gambra » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:08 pm

Only finished 15 to 18 and yet still managed to get a 4.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby gambra » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:14 pm

s/ns wrote:
gambra wrote:
Hal Jordan wrote:does your sister like american football?


She's 13 so is really just a fan of Brady. She knows how the game works and can play Madden pretty well but would have no idea about the draft beyond the top few QB's.


This is the best thing.


She also beat me twice with her team 'The Pandas' in a small fantasy league last year..
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby seriesfinale » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:18 pm

ecto wrote:clayton thinks the bucs trading down was a bad move but i guess it signals that we're keeping talib. i was pretty happy with baron and martin. suck my dick john


Every winner/loser list I've seen has had the Bucs on it; slim majority to the losers' side, but they've been on every list I've seen.

If the Bucs really wanted Claiborne they would've stayed, I don't get this idea that they got burnt by moving down, and I wished they'd done better than a 4 but that 4 allowed them to deal down to get the RB they wanted/needed. It's not like safety wasn't a need for this team either, or that Barron was like some kind of massive reach.

But yeah, hopefully Talib beats the rap and the Bucs pick up a decent LB today. Vontaze Burfict will probably be there and I've always liked him but he's the kind of idiot (Talib) that they're trying to get away from.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby unpredictable landlord » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:17 pm

don banks has the seahawks taking lavonte david at 43. man, i hope so... meanwhile, he doesn't even have jared crick going in round two.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby Dear You » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:24 pm

unpredictable landlord wrote:don banks has the seahawks taking lavonte david at 43. man, i hope so... meanwhile, he doesn't even have jared crick going in round two.


I will fucking take Konz, tyvm.
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby unpredictable landlord » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:11 pm

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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby dcm » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:17 pm

lol at konz making it to 59
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby seriesfinale » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:20 pm

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Poor lads, they've already taken one for the team
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Re: NFL Draft 2012

Postby gambra » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:27 pm

Oh man..
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