FRIDAY THE 13th pt.IV -HPN Movie Series- SUN SEP 30@2200EDT

[dan]

HPN Movie series thread Mk. 1.5

If you ever dreamed of experiencing classic cinema with fellow boarders then this is your chance. Anyone can join us on Sundays and Wednesdays at 2200 EDT for viewings of films that we suggest, select, and then watch together. If you wanna come hang or are just curious, check this thread for a tinychat link when it gets bumped on those nights.

We use Dropbox to easily access the same version of the film for syncing purposes. It makes life much easier and its highly recommended, so PM me with an email address for an invite to the movie series box. If you can't swing that, PM me for a separate link. And if you're a new Dropbox member, please do not move or delete anything from there.

Sunday's Feature Presentation - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter





Films We've Watched this Mk. and their chatlogs.

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Mousehunt - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2083284#p2083284

Virtuosity- http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2083284#p2083284 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2083284#p2083284

Lawnmower Man - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2098755#p2098755 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2098757#p2098757

Johnny Mnemonic - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2105946#p2105946

Brainstorm - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112658#p2112658

Brainscan - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2120490#p2120490

Ed - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2127346#p2127346 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2127349#p2127349

Walking Tall 2006 - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2134574#p2134574

Bad Boys II - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2140530#p2140530

Andre - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2148213#p2148213

Real Genius - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2154666#p2154666

Toy Soldiers - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2163676#p2163676

Heavyweights - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2170401#p2170401

Cool Dog - #RARE impromptu showing - http://pastebin.com/DN1GQK49

Cop and a Half - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2185113#p2185113

Con Air - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2192939#p2192939

The Rock - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2199433#p2199433  http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2199434#p2199434

Independence Day - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2207142#p2207142  http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2207143#p2207143

FUBAR - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2212781#p2212781

Smokey and the Bandit - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2219122#p2219122

Blank Check - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2226097#p2226097

Robot Jox - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2234161#p2234161

Batman & Robin - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2240990#p2240990 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2240994#p2240994

The Stuff - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2247780#p2247780

The Wizard - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2253875#p2253875 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2253876#p2253876

The Wraith - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2261510#p2261510 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2261512#p2261512

Computer Beach Party - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2268017#p2268017 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2268018#p2268018

The Sandlot - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2275928#p2275928 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2275933#p2275933

Turner & Hooch - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2283033#p2283033 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2283037#p2283037

The Skateboard Kid - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2292240#p2292240

Oddballs - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2299195#p2299195

Joysticks - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2307599#p2307599

BMX Bandits - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2314063#p2314063 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2314065#p2314065

No Retreat, No Surrender - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2322576#p2322576 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2322577#p2322577

Disorderlies - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2330140#p2330140

Malibu Express - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2338395#p2338395 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2338397#p2338397

Best of the Best - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2344593#p2344593 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2344595#p2344595

Top Gun - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2352901#p2352901 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2352902#p2352902 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2352903#p2352903

Zapped! - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2359283#p2359283 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2359285#p2359285

Howard the Duck - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2367651#p2367651 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2367653#p2367653

Good Burger - http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2374070#p2374070 & http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2374072#p2374072

The Original HPN Movie Series Thread, out of service but not decommissioned
http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=34706

[Ted Pikul]

I haven't done one of these in like 4 months and like, I just don't have time these days

[came to wreck]

i like mice on motorcycles.

[delgriffith]

MOVIE SERIES NEVER SAY DIE.

Sorry I've missed so many, busy with work and also the animated stretch kinda threw me off a little.

But I'll be along (late, probably 10.30) for this

[sideshow raheem]

I wholeheartedly endorse this event or product

[-☭-]

and here i am blathering along in the other thread not realizing you did this

i tried to send DAM a link to the file, dunno if it worked

still waiting to see if what im downloading is mousehunt but i think it is

gonna call my man tate dillow here in a sec

[dan]

MOUSE HUNT TONIGHT @ 2200, TWO THREADS WAS PROBABLY UNNECCESSARY BUT WHATEVER
http://tinychat.com/2k4gk

[-☭-]

this is the new thread! GIVE IT BLOOD

[delgriffith]

MOUSEHUNT MOTHERFUCKERS

[important dentist]

of what year is this possibly the funniest movie

[sideshow raheem]

1997, this movie was even crazier than I remembered

[dan]

[dan]

using this as the main movie thread for now due to the ability to edit the title
thank you to everyone who came out tonight and special thanks to jca for getting the chat
for the time being we'll see if 2 movies a week can work and decide from there
if anyone has ideas for Sundays movie or suggestions for any films you'd like to see in the future feel free to post here about it

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[10:35 PM] delgriffith: 3
[10:35 PM] delgriffith: 2
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: 1
[10:36 PM] pootis: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: HUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTT
[10:36 PM] jca: this is really called mouse hunt?
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: yeah
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: mousehunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: actually
[10:36 PM] tth: MouseHunt
[10:36 PM] pootis: mike hunt, mouse
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: holy shit
[10:36 PM] dan: no its Mou Sehunt
[10:36 PM] dan: its french
[10:36 PM] tth: MikeHunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: Mao Sunt
[10:36 PM] jca: maus hunt from the beginning?
[10:36 PM] pootis: mousehu nt
[10:36 PM] pootis: it's about a japanese operating system
[10:36 PM] loadletter: mush shunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: who died?
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse
[10:37 PM] tth: the mouse
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: movie ever
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: mousey gone, our nigga dead
[10:37 PM] jca: "he was a good mouse"
[10:37 PM] pootis left the room.
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: this is not appropriate funeral talk
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: "life sucks"
[10:37 PM] dan: UH  OH
[10:37 PM] tth: oh shit
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: cool
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: 3 points
[10:37 PM] loadletter: whoa
[10:37 PM] tth:  whooosh
[10:37 PM] dan: haha
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: this is actually weekend at bernies 4
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: the hatch
[10:38 PM] dan: life is shit, death is shit
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: "oh well"
[10:38 PM] svc: The odds of that happening were very small.
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: oh man is their father reanimated as a rat?
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: or a mouse?
[10:38 PM] guest-135510 entered the room.
[10:38 PM] dan: what if he meets Master Splinter down there
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: david finchertitle screen
[10:38 PM] tth: i thought it was implied
[10:38 PM] guest-135513 entered the room.
[10:38 PM] guest-135510 changed nickname to randy
[10:38 PM] tth: that the father lived in harmony w/ the mouse
[10:38 PM] guest-135513 changed nickname to pootis
[10:38 PM] pootis: YES'
[10:38 PM] loadletter: aww yeah vicki lewis
[10:38 PM] pootis: gears are awesome
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: chekhov's ball of string
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: x 10
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: you don't even know
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: woah
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: sentient ball of string
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: chekov built this motherfuckin factory
[10:39 PM] dan: that ball kills 20 workers
[10:39 PM] loadletter: mousetraphunt
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: fucking hell
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: factories seem so easy to send into meltdown
[10:40 PM] jca: love these intros
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: in movies
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: surely a ball of string shouldn't be capable of melting down a string factory
[10:40 PM] guest-135537 entered the room.
[10:40 PM] dan: I think something has gone haywire
[10:40 PM] sideshowraheem: the problem is this factory is from 1925
[10:41 PM] delgriffith: not a good business attitude
[10:41 PM] guest-135537 left the room.
[10:41 PM] dan: I thought the timeperiod for this was ambiguous
[10:41 PM] delgriffith: this is the future
[10:41 PM] sideshowraheem: they use some pretty advanced anti mouse tech
[10:41 PM] tth: the exterminator
[10:41 PM] tth: yeah
[10:42 PM] randy left the room.
[10:42 PM] dan: with the mare?
[10:42 PM] pootis: haha what a homo
[10:43 PM] delgriffith: the mayor is a fat fucking homo
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: oh god
[10:43 PM] dan: Chris Christie hits the town
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: now i remember what happens
[10:43 PM] tth: oh my god i forgot
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: haha
[10:43 PM] tth: fuck
[10:43 PM] tth: you know
[10:43 PM] pootis: haha
[10:43 PM] delgriffith: JUMANJI
[10:44 PM] pootis: :O
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: lol how are they gonna eat that
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: it's on fire
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: kermit the frog
[10:44 PM] dan: bibliotek?!
[10:44 PM] loadletter: haha what a quirky restaurant
[10:44 PM] tth: crunchy
[10:45 PM] dan: sweet graphics
[10:45 PM] jca: whoa
[10:45 PM] pootis: jesus christ
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: u killed the mayor
[10:45 PM] pootis: not what i want to see while im eating
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: WELP
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: oh my god
[10:45 PM] pootis: they mayor was killing himslf anyway
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: are they rejoicing?
[10:45 PM] pootis: did you see that meat
[10:45 PM] tth: i love this movie
[10:45 PM] dan: is your pizza a bit...chrunchy Pootis?
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: wait what year is this?
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: holy shit it's the Dane
[10:46 PM] tth: this is the string cartel
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: is this actually a flashback?
[10:46 PM] dan: String Consultant
[10:46 PM] svc: Hey, time?
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: 10:22
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: 1025
[10:46 PM] dan: 10:30
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: ah... my father's lucky string
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: how did you know!
[10:46 PM] jca: but string is all i know...
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: shit it actually was
[10:47 PM] dan: thats incredible
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: lol their dad is adorkable
[10:47 PM] dan: Adam Rifkin you genius
[10:47 PM] pootis: gross
[10:47 PM] tth: hes in the sewer
[10:47 PM] tth: right now
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: this is making me sad
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: :(
[10:48 PM] jca: that was 15 minutes ago!
[10:48 PM] delgriffith: holyf fuckj
[10:48 PM] sideshowraheem: I'm sorry extras from Miller's Crossing you can't intimidate me
[10:48 PM] delgriffith: haha
[10:48 PM] pootis: WOMEN
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: he's gonna go invent groupon
[10:49 PM] pootis: you have no idea how many times this has happened to me
[10:49 PM] dan: is his wife made of string?
[10:49 PM] guest-135681 entered the room.
[10:49 PM] pootis: "but i like selling books"
[10:49 PM] pootis: "lol chrstn plz go"
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: "you really strung me along"
[10:49 PM] sideshowraheem: holy shit
[10:49 PM] jca: haha
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: mckrinkle haha
[10:49 PM] pootis: mccrinkle
[10:49 PM] pootis: ahaha
[10:49 PM] dan: Our Lady of Sorrows
[10:49 PM] guest-135681 left the room.
[10:49 PM] pootis: i thought he had a kindle for a minute
[10:50 PM] delgriffith: is that an oscar
[10:50 PM] svc: That looked pretty good really.
[10:50 PM] sideshowraheem: good social commentary
[10:50 PM] delgriffith: hahahslkjsfdklj
[10:50 PM] jca: "really" omgg
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: a fucktard proverb
[10:51 PM] dan: wow
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: ice cold
[10:51 PM] dan: Mouse Hunt, by Ayn Rand
[10:51 PM] tth: yesss
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: they stole that line from the simpsons
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: oh my god
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: an episode which also features ayn rand school for tots
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: "ernie it's christmas"
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: "you have nothing"
[10:52 PM] jca: i just cant afford to think that way
[10:52 PM] dan: I actually forgot all the Christmas stuff in this
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: FUCK i remember this film now
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: holy shit
[10:53 PM] pootis: hiow has everyone seen this
[10:53 PM] dan: but I think it shifts to mouse mayhem soon
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: I forgot it took so long for the insanity to kick in
[10:53 PM] pootis: is this supposed to be a kids movie
[10:53 PM] svc: Yeah.
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: i saw it as a kid
[10:53 PM] tth: dunno i liked this as a kid
[10:53 PM] pootis: why are kids movies fucking terrifying
[10:53 PM] tth: but beauty and the beast scared me
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: i got it mixed up with the borrowers
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: my uncle worked for a movie distribution company so we had the screener
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: as a kid
[10:53 PM] dan: don't worry the mouse is about to start making their lives shit soon
[10:54 PM] jca: "i was on top once" you poor man
[10:54 PM] delgriffith: NO FUCKING WAy
[10:54 PM] sideshowraheem: how many movies use "quarter on it's side" plot device
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: inception
[10:55 PM] sideshowraheem: I think the other one I remember had an ape playing baseball
[10:55 PM] pootis: also how many times has "are you asleep" "i was" been used
[10:55 PM] svc: This movie is going to be a lot less enjoyable not that I actually have a home with mice
[10:55 PM] svc: in it.
[10:55 PM] pootis: that's why i got my cat
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: haha do you still have a sword
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: didn't the sword break
[10:55 PM] pootis: it worked amazingly well
[10:55 PM] svc: Yeah she threw it away. :[
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: haha
[10:56 PM] svc: She shrieks every time she sees one of them.
[10:56 PM] svc: It is fucking hilarious.
[10:56 PM] delgriffith: that painting was worth the millions it'd take to get these idiots out of trouble
[10:56 PM] delgriffith left the room.
[10:56 PM] tth: just the hellraiser jack in the box
[10:56 PM] sideshowraheem: I believe they are knuckleheads not idiots
[10:57 PM] dan: someone should do a mashup of this and Alien
[10:57 PM] guest-135813 entered the room.
[10:57 PM] svc: Haha.
[10:57 PM] guest-135813 changed nickname to delgriffith
[10:57 PM] pootis: so is this like they realized they could save $17m
[10:57 PM] svc: I don't this mansion is worth anything.
[10:58 PM] pootis: if  they hired a mouse instead of macauley culkin
[10:58 PM] svc: Oh, it's 100 years old? That's more like it.
[10:58 PM] tth: "as an authority"
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: hey that guy!
[10:58 PM] delgriffith: so did this town have some sort of radiation disaster
[10:58 PM] dan: omg del
[10:58 PM] delgriffith: like nuclear waste in the water or something
[10:58 PM] dan: made the mice superintelligent as well
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: I thought you meant cuz everyone they showed was bald
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: it fits
[10:59 PM] tth: glass of rainwater
[10:59 PM] sideshowraheem: i forget if they kill another fat guy
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: good joke
[10:59 PM] guest-135870 entered the room.
[10:59 PM] guest-135870 changed nickname to pootis1
[10:59 PM] dan: I deeply respect his houses so allow me to litter all over them
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: hahah
[11:00 PM] delgriffith: FUCK EVERYONE'S HOUSE
[11:00 PM] delgriffith: how many people are in this man's employ?
[11:01 PM] dan: aww I thought they were gonna fall over
[11:01 PM] dan: 500,000 buttplugs!
[11:01 PM] delgriffith: thie is like mites cam during tinylear
[11:02 PM] svc: I don't think $5 million buys that many 5-star restaurants actually.
[11:02 PM] pootis1: is it gonna do mouse laughs when it does something naughty
[11:02 PM] delgriffith: hmmmmm
[11:03 PM] delgriffith: let's replace all mentions of the word mouse in this movie with something else
[11:03 PM] guest-135915 entered the room.
[11:03 PM] delgriffith: this house is scrump
[11:03 PM] guest-135915 changed nickname to dam
[11:03 PM] dan: hah
[11:04 PM] dan: hi DAM did you get it downloaded?
[11:04 PM] dam: yup, time?
[11:04 PM] tth: 2813
[11:04 PM] tth: 28:20]
[11:04 PM] dan: you gotta change the audio to english btw
[11:04 PM] dan: MOUSSSEEE
[11:05 PM] dan: so this is how Merciel handles these situations?
[11:05 PM] delgriffith left the room.
[11:05 PM] dam: one more time on the time, this is my first time bear with me
[11:05 PM] tth: 29:40
[11:05 PM] svc: More or less, yeah.
[11:05 PM] sideshowraheem: 2945
[11:05 PM] pootis1: yes yes yes yes
[11:06 PM] pootis1: i love this kind of shit so much
[11:06 PM] dan: crafty as fuck
[11:06 PM] pootis1: pretty obvious he's cleaning the windows
[11:07 PM] dan: this mouse stuff is like Metroid
[11:07 PM] dan: Mousetroid
[11:07 PM] pootis1: no way
[11:07 PM] dan: haha
[11:07 PM] tth: is there a MouseHunt official videogame?
[11:07 PM] dan: thats adorable
[11:07 PM] sideshowraheem: aww look at the little fella
[11:07 PM] pootis1: ahahaha this is so good
[11:07 PM] jca: thats so nice
[11:07 PM] jca: whoa
[11:07 PM] dan: NO!
[11:08 PM] tth: omg
[11:08 PM] pootis1: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW HUMANS
[11:08 PM] dan: what the fuck is he nailing so much for
[11:08 PM] sideshowraheem: that seems like an excessive amount of nails
[11:08 PM] pootis1: ENTER THE MOUSETRIX
[11:09 PM] dan: deus ex Mouschina
[11:09 PM] jca: that next cheese will be the best cheese hes tasted
[11:10 PM] dan: well they're dead
[11:10 PM] pootis1: "the end"
[11:10 PM] tth: it would float dammit
[11:10 PM] tth: maybe
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: not if the drain was open
[11:10 PM] pootis1: foreshadowing?
[11:11 PM] guest-135993 entered the room.
[11:11 PM] dan: oh shit
[11:11 PM] guest-135993 left the room.
[11:11 PM] tth: they're fucked
[11:12 PM] dam: aww yeah
[11:12 PM] dan: shits about to go down
[11:12 PM] sideshowraheem: this mouse rules
[11:12 PM] pootis1: sassy little guy
[11:12 PM] dan: this mouse should have got an oscar nod
[11:13 PM] pootis1: that mouse deserves this theme
[11:13 PM] dan: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
[11:13 PM] pootis1: ahahah
[11:13 PM] pootis1: i only know that song w/ the cockatoo singing it
[11:13 PM] pootis1: which is perfect
[11:14 PM] sideshowraheem: I have a feeling this would be bloodier in real life
[11:14 PM] dan: well it happened in the Jackass movie
[11:14 PM] tth: omg omg
[11:14 PM] pootis1: :O
[11:14 PM] tth: omg
[11:14 PM] dan: haha
[11:14 PM] sideshowraheem: YES
[11:14 PM] tth: sideshow u know
[11:15 PM] sideshowraheem: I can't stop crying
[11:15 PM] sideshowraheem: 1200 dollars mortgage?
[11:16 PM] pootis left the room.
[11:16 PM] tth: oh god
[11:16 PM] dan: damn
[11:16 PM] jca: what the hell
[11:16 PM] pootis1: jesus christ
[11:16 PM] dan: I guess they really wanted this guy to seem evil
[11:17 PM] pootis1: :O :O :O :O
[11:17 PM] pootis1: awwww
[11:17 PM] dan: did they just....
[11:17 PM] tth: yeagh
[11:17 PM] tth: that kitten is fuck
[11:17 PM] sideshowraheem: I forgot about the euthanasia
[11:18 PM] dan: one mean pussey
[11:18 PM] dan: thats a pretty good name
[11:18 PM] jca: haha
[11:19 PM] pootis1: fucking silent hill here
[11:19 PM] sideshowraheem: this movie makes breaking through wood seem like a piece of cake
[11:19 PM] dan: haha
[11:20 PM] pootis1: YEREEEEES
[11:20 PM] dan: whoa
[11:20 PM] svc: That is the case with a lot of kids movies I think.
[11:20 PM] svc: Especially with your head.
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: those piano keys were a plot point that I found unlikely as a kid
[11:21 PM] dan: We'll be paying you with string this yar
[11:21 PM] dan: year
[11:21 PM] guest-136125 entered the room.
[11:21 PM] guest-136125 changed nickname to archie_doodle
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: I'm sure these illiterate turn of the century italian immigrant workers will understand
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: that it's the missing larue
[11:22 PM] dan: architechture is that you?
[11:22 PM] dan: oh wow
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: howdy
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: tuh tuh time check?
[11:22 PM] dan: 46:35
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: tell me 47:27
[11:22 PM] dan: gotta swtich audio track to english btw
[11:23 PM] pootis1: cats need to lobby hollywood or something
[11:23 PM] dan: 47 27
[11:23 PM] dan: NOW
[11:23 PM] pootis1: they're always so unfairly portrayed
[11:23 PM] archie_doodle: oh, is this nathan lane?
[11:23 PM] archie_doodle: yowling?
[11:23 PM] svc: I think it's a cat.
[11:23 PM] dan: hahah
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: welp
[11:24 PM] dan: that would be pretty impressive actuing
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: it's dead
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: i meant in this movie
[11:24 PM] tth: was that blood
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: is this that nathan lane movie
[11:24 PM] tth: a blood cloud?
[11:24 PM] dan: suprising amount of murder in this
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: ya he's the main haracter
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: that's one big roach
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: WALKEN
[11:24 PM] dan: 2 animal deaths, 2 human deaths
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse is also a known murderer
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: you guys, this is way better in french
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: i can tell
[11:25 PM] pootis1: ;)
[11:25 PM] archie_doodle: french walken is INSANE
[11:25 PM] sideshowraheem: it's hindi
[11:25 PM] pootis1: wait what was the other animal death
[11:25 PM] tth: im gonna try hindi walken
[11:25 PM] archie_doodle: hindi?
[11:25 PM] tth: im curious
[11:25 PM] dan: that cat in the shelter got...um
[11:25 PM] dan: well it was implied I think
[11:26 PM] guest-136185 entered the room.
[11:26 PM] guest-136185 changed nickname to pootis11
[11:26 PM] pootis11 changed nickname to pootis
[11:26 PM] dan: these Pootises are multiplying like mice
[11:26 PM] pootis: wifi on this laptop bombs out every 25 minutes apparently
[11:26 PM] sideshowraheem: god i love walken
[11:26 PM] svc: That's how I got it with the sword.
[11:27 PM] archie_doodle: why can't they have intrusions?
[11:27 PM] guest-136194 entered the room.
[11:27 PM] guest-136194 changed nickname to pootis2
[11:27 PM] tth: DOWN WITH STRING
[11:27 PM] pootis2 changed nickname to cathy
[11:27 PM] cathy: ACK
[11:27 PM] dan: hahah
[11:27 PM] tth: ack ack
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: is there a plot i need to know?
[11:28 PM] tth: there is a mouse and they want to kill the mouse
[11:28 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse is trying to murder them out of an expensive house
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: i hope he didn't tear his blouse
[11:28 PM] dan: this mouse is smart and bold as fuck though
[11:28 PM] dan: he aint no normal mouse
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: and blessed with lots of luck, though
[11:28 PM] cathy: factory is a deathtrap
[11:29 PM] archie_doodle: sorry, i wanted the chat to keep rhyming
[11:29 PM] tth: oh wait
[11:29 PM] tth: this scene
[11:29 PM] tth: scared me as a kidf
[11:29 PM] archie_doodle: is this like 1997?
[11:29 PM] sideshowraheem: they stole the earlier costumes from Miller's Crossing and this set from Hudsucker PRoxy
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: what an intense-looking man
[11:30 PM] dan: I'm guessing Walkens equipment makes this modern times
[11:30 PM] sideshowraheem: the steam punk exterminator
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: i meant when it was made...and the file is named Mouse Hunt 1997, so i guess i was right
[11:30 PM] tth: alternate reality?
[11:30 PM] cathy: :O
[11:30 PM] dan: you'd think the mouse would have more than enough calcium
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: is the mouse cg?
[11:31 PM] dan: with all the cheese he ate
[11:31 PM] dan: sometimes hes CG, sometimes a puppet, alot of the times its real mouse
[11:31 PM] tth: the real mouse is pretty talented
[11:31 PM] sideshowraheem: in two scenes i believe it is a muppet
[11:31 PM] dan: when he was in the  mouse house
[11:31 PM] archie_doodle: this movie is bizarre as hell
[11:31 PM] cathy: hubba hubba
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: an openly gay man trying to woo two women who have just stepped out of a time machine
[11:32 PM] tth: KABOOOM
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: and let's not forget the mouse
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: oh jesus
[11:33 PM] dan: one of those balls is made of pubes
[11:33 PM] tth: what is she wearing
[11:33 PM] cathy: hubba hubba
[11:33 PM] archie_doodle: not much
[11:33 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:33 PM] dan: this was PG?
[11:33 PM] sideshowraheem: yes I think
[11:33 PM] svc: I don't remember that part.
[11:33 PM] cathy: wait
[11:33 PM] cathy: really?
[11:33 PM] dan: Unrated Directors Cut
[11:33 PM] dan: Too Hot For Theaters
[11:34 PM] sideshowraheem: I def remember the chick from newsradio dressing like that
[11:34 PM] cathy: i think i have to watch pig in the city now
[11:34 PM] sideshowraheem: oh shit
[11:34 PM] tth: omg
[11:35 PM] dan: I'm laughing out loud at "Oh Nuts"
[11:35 PM] cathy: hooooly shit
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: what
[11:35 PM] tth: murder #3
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: that house is straight fucked
[11:35 PM] sideshowraheem: this part is so crazy violent
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: cg?
[11:35 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse isn't done yet
[11:36 PM] archie_doodle: it's that chick from tombstone
[11:36 PM] svc left the room.
[11:36 PM] tth: the garters
[11:36 PM] sideshowraheem: I mean i understand the coat but the shoes
[11:37 PM] cathy: ok what is this rated
[11:37 PM] dan: I guess his shoes...somehow unraveled
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: it's seriously a kids movie
[11:37 PM] dan: Mouse Hunt: The XXX Parody
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: haha
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: is the mouse driving it
[11:37 PM] tth: yes please
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: will somebody more talented than me splice this with mouse and the motorcycle
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: because that'd be fucking hilarious
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: I was sure Walken died
[11:38 PM] tth: at least he got committed as a resu;t
[11:38 PM] cathy: rated pg for "mayhem"
[11:38 PM] dan: thats amazing
[11:38 PM] jca: so good
[11:38 PM] archie_doodle: it's a biker mouse
[11:39 PM] archie_doodle: probably from mars
[11:39 PM] sideshowraheem: if you guys recall the former owner was found dead in a box
[11:39 PM] dan: Serial Killer Mouse is a pretty good concept
[11:39 PM] sideshowraheem: arugala, what a fucking elitist mouse
[11:39 PM] tth: 1% mouse
[11:40 PM] archie_doodle: so it's like home alone starring mousecaulay culkin
[11:40 PM] tth: but insane
[11:40 PM] sideshowraheem: typical liberal trying to fuck up a fair business transaction
[11:40 PM] dan: its been noted
[11:40 PM] cathy: yeah he really did kill that cat huh
[11:40 PM] tth: pretty sure that was a blood and dust cloud
[11:40 PM] archie_doodle: wait, is there a gas leak now
[11:40 PM] sideshowraheem: (that was gas)
[11:40 PM] tth: when the dumb elevator hit
[11:40 PM] cathy: ACK
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: wow
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: that's premeditated murder
[11:41 PM] tth: dumbwaiter
[11:41 PM] dan: Im telling you this mouse is cold blooded
[11:41 PM] cathy: :D
[11:41 PM] sideshowraheem: this is bugs bunny
[11:41 PM] tth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: what
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: the
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: fuck
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: just happend
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: oh you missed the bit with the jacuzzi earlier
[11:42 PM] dan: they really did just stretch a 6 minute looney tunes short into a hour and half long movie
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: more wood
[11:42 PM] pootis1 left the room.
[11:42 PM] archie_doodle: there's nothing remotely funny about this
[11:42 PM] cathy: you know now that im old enough to have dropped a few bookshelves
[11:42 PM] archie_doodle: bassoons don't make this funny
[11:42 PM] cathy: on my hands this is kind of painful to watch
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: i'm dying over here
[11:42 PM] tth: yeah this is great
[11:43 PM] dan: they should both have festing burn wounds
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: he's using shot, right
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: like
[11:43 PM] dan: for real this would be an incredible videogame
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: no way the mouse survived
[11:44 PM] pootis left the room.
[11:44 PM] tth: im gonna make a MouseTrap platformer
[11:44 PM] tth: ive decided
[11:44 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:44 PM] archie_doodle: the old call of duty breach 'n' clear
[11:44 PM] tth: oh this is the explosion i remember
[11:45 PM] cathy: should do it gta style
[11:45 PM] cathy: where the world is like an apartment building
[11:45 PM] cathy: try to kill all the tenants
[11:45 PM] cathy: and cats i guess
[11:45 PM] tth: only evil cats
[11:45 PM] archie_doodle: bus?
[11:46 PM] dan: were you not here when he was run over by a bus?
[11:46 PM] cathy: it's almost as if there is a chasm between these brothers
[11:46 PM] archie_doodle: oh
[11:46 PM] archie_doodle: things are blurry
[11:46 PM] sideshowraheem: they should probably call 911
[11:46 PM] tth: they are unharmed
[11:47 PM] archie_doodle: oh, this is a movie for kids and single mothers?
[11:47 PM] tth: an autistic string obsessed father
[11:47 PM] dan: GIMMIE SOMETHIN TO BREAK
[11:47 PM] sideshowraheem: NOOOO
[11:47 PM] sideshowraheem: poor little guy
[11:48 PM] cathy: ahaha
[11:48 PM] sideshowraheem: HITLER WITH A TAIL
[11:48 PM] dan: not even gonna say it
[11:48 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:48 PM] archie_doodle: this movie is downright horrific
[11:48 PM] sideshowraheem: suck it castro
[11:49 PM] sideshowraheem: so this is supposed to take place after at least 1959
[11:49 PM] dan: I hope to god theres a scene after the credits with the mouse chilling with castro
[11:49 PM] tth: im going with the alternate reality hypothesis
[11:49 PM] tth: sideshow
[11:50 PM] sideshowraheem: mouse hanging with ford fairlane and his koala
[11:50 PM] archie_doodle: WHA
[11:50 PM] sideshowraheem: the room WAS awfully smokey
[11:50 PM] dan: this movie is constantly warping through decades
[11:50 PM] archie_doodle: here's my napkin
[11:50 PM] dan: oh yeah I guess you need to know arch
[11:50 PM] tth: no its a lucky string duh
[11:51 PM] dan: thats their dads lucky piece of string
[11:51 PM] dan: that he gave to them on his deathbed
[11:51 PM] archie_doodle: did they just watch the royal wedding
[11:51 PM] tth: oh and here are the hair models
[11:51 PM] dan: stringophiliac
[11:52 PM] sideshowraheem: this guy is hammered
[11:52 PM] cathy: lol
[11:52 PM] tth: over under on him getting a boner during that factory scene where machines eat his cloths?
[11:52 PM] tth: like string
[11:52 PM] tth: clothes
[11:52 PM] archie_doodle: is this alternate reality panatha
[11:52 PM] cathy: god havent they learned anything
[11:53 PM] archie_doodle: who's she married to?
[11:53 PM] tth: other brotheR
[11:53 PM] cathy: omg
[11:53 PM] sideshowraheem: the whoville elites
[11:53 PM] archie_doodle: was that a lion king joke?
[11:53 PM] dan: nice raheem
[11:53 PM] tth: radiation
[11:54 PM] dan: the mouse even waited till he came all the way back to chew out
[11:54 PM] dan: just because he wanted them to suffer that much
[11:54 PM] sideshowraheem: what
[11:54 PM] tth: obviously he knew there was insuffisant postage
[11:54 PM] sideshowraheem: is it implied she was banging that bro
[11:54 PM] jca: what could he mean
[11:56 PM] dan: the nails pun doesnt work quite as well
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: this is an off-brand tim burton film
[11:56 PM] dan: its Gore Verbiinskys first feature
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: oh christ
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: i should've known from the browns and greens
[11:57 PM] archie_doodle:  how is he so stupid
[11:57 PM] tth: lol
[11:57 PM] tth: i remember this
[11:58 PM] cathy: rich people are just like this
[11:58 PM] sideshowraheem: jesus
[11:58 PM] dan: :O
[11:59 PM] cathy: YEAH
[11:59 PM] tth: hes biting his dick
[11:59 PM] cathy: GO ON GET IT BOY
[11:59 PM] tth: (thats what the director is implying!)
[11:59 PM] archie_doodle: who the hell is this movie for
[11:59 PM] cathy: SIX MILLIONS
[11:59 PM] sideshowraheem: this scene is almost as crazy about rich people as dunston
[11:59 PM] cathy: this really captures the excitement of a good auction
[11:59 PM] dan: its for lovers of comic mayhem
[12:00 AM] tth: 4th and 5th murder this scene
[12:00 AM] dan: Ben Stein bids 8 mill
[12:00 AM] cathy: zfucking love this guy so much
[12:00 AM] cathy: TEN MILLIONS
[12:00 AM] archie_doodle: what
[12:00 AM] sideshowraheem: this is classic slapstick
[12:01 AM] tth: oh shitttt
[12:01 AM] sideshowraheem: BRUN
[12:01 AM] archie_doodle: that is impossible
[12:01 AM] archie_doodle: water does not flow from a hose that quickly
[12:01 AM] sideshowraheem: they are gonna need 20 million to settle this water bill i tell you what!
[12:02 AM] dan: are you implying that some of the things in this film might not be possible?
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: i'm pretty sure that mouse is fake
[12:02 AM] dan: now its the Metroid escape
[12:02 AM] tth: thers a puppet mouse
[12:02 AM] tth: a cgi mouse
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: oh my god, crying mouse
[12:02 AM] dan: now real mouse
[12:02 AM] tth: and a real mouse
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: crying moose
[12:02 AM] sideshowraheem: that was actually a real moose
[12:02 AM] tth: no it was a puppet
[12:02 AM] cathy: AWWW YEAH  BAPTZIE THE SINNAZ
[12:02 AM] dan: well of course
[12:02 AM] tth: muppet
[12:03 AM] dan: how else is it gonna cry
[12:03 AM] archie_doodle: wait, how are their pipes not frozen
[12:03 AM] archie_doodle: it's so clearly not winter wherever they are
[12:03 AM] loadletter: i've had it with this mouse's renegade ways
[12:03 AM] dan: the huge amounts of mouse shit kept them warm
[12:03 AM] cathy: shithaus
[12:03 AM] sideshowraheem: wanna live wanna live wanna live
[12:03 AM] sideshowraheem: in shit mousee
[12:03 AM] tth: ex wife gets the oil baron
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
[12:04 AM] archie_doodle: who am i supposed to be rooting for
[12:04 AM] tth: the moose
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: but I think rick perry would know what to rhyme there
[12:04 AM] tth: crying moose
[12:04 AM] cathy: is generally only cursed stuff you cant unequip, right
[12:04 AM] cathy: not lucky stuff
[12:04 AM] dan: wasn't that in the mousees rectum?
[12:04 AM] tth: its from heavne
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: wel lwalken already ate mouse poop
[12:04 AM] dan: tears from heaven
[12:04 AM] dan: mouse heaven
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: so it's hardly unprecedented
[12:05 AM] sideshowraheem: you guys will not believe the ending
[12:05 AM] archie_doodle: i'm calling bullshit
[12:05 AM] archie_doodle: that mouse didn't have a harness
[12:05 AM] dan: acrch you may not have noticed
[12:05 AM] dan: but he's no ordinary mouse
[12:06 AM] tth: yeah
[12:06 AM] tth: right now
[12:06 AM] cathy: the mouse is the dad?
[12:06 AM] tth: try to guess
[12:06 AM] tth: the ending
[12:06 AM] dan: now that would be a twist
[12:06 AM] tth: you will not guess it
[12:06 AM] sideshowraheem: :D
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: mousedad is a way better title than mouse hunt
[12:06 AM] tth: lawnmouse
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: what
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: it's now a cheese factory?
[12:06 AM] dan: oh noooooo
[12:06 AM] dan: ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: string cheese?
[12:07 AM] archie_doodle: christ almight
[12:07 AM] sideshowraheem: the mouse now makes more than their poor turn of the century floor workers
[12:07 AM] tth: on.ly string cheese can unify the brothers!
[12:07 AM] cathy: omg
[12:07 AM] jca: what
[12:07 AM] loadletter: he just needed a creative outlet
[12:07 AM] archie_doodle: why are they all old
[12:07 AM] cathy: the string cheese that bind
[12:07 AM] sideshowraheem: because they were hired in 1923
[12:07 AM] loadletter: he wasnt being challenged at his cool house
[12:08 AM] archie_doodle: is that the hair model
[12:08 AM] dan: and they get closed down in 3 weeks because all of this eqipment is 100 years old and filt
[12:08 AM] dan: y
[12:08 AM] dan: ITS A MOUSE NATHAN
[12:08 AM] archie_doodle: what the fucking fuck
[12:08 AM] dan: HE CANT UNDERSTAND
[12:08 AM] dan: HES DRIVEN YOU INSANE
[12:08 AM] tth: i love u MouseHunt


[delgriffith]

VIRTUOSITY

Sorry I missed the back half of this, internet got fucked.

[delgriffith]

Also to echo the sentiment from the other thread, dan you're an absolutely essential part of this whole beautiful endeavour.

[glock mane]

as a kid i found that early scene with the bugs/food really fucked

[-☭-]

as a kid i found that early scene with the bugs/food really fucked

yeah i was eating my pizza nad i got all bent out of shape

[dan]

VIRTUOSITY

I think we've been putting this one off long enough, and everything about it is amazing and tailor made for the Movie Series. You won't want to miss this one.

I've updated the first post but I'm gonna be sprucing it up more as I get time.

An important thing we need to settle is when is the best time to watch movies on Sunday? I understand that there are shows that people like to watch and liveboard on that night (Harry's Law, Swamp People, Cupcake Wars ect.). So I'm seeking your input on what would generally be the best time to start the movie. And going further than that, if changing the days of the week we do this on somehow works out to be better for everyone, I'd be glad to hear it.

[sideshow raheem]

sunday is the 6th just to avoid confusion. In terms of time for me as long as it's not too late I'm fine because I have class monday morning.

[Durham]

Also to echo the sentiment from the other thread, dan you're an absolutely essential part of this whole beautiful endeavour.

++

Really excited about Virtuosity. Never heard of it, but that trailer is amazing.
I'll make any time work tomorrow

[sideshow raheem]

just watched the trailer, this looks like it could be a movie series shit classice

[Seamus]

ok

[parapet]

oh hell yes we should have done virtuosity a long time ago

[dan]

OK lets tentatively set the standard Sunday viewing time at 1900EDT. It's still open for change if that time doesn't work for someone but hopefully this works for people who still want to watch TV on Sundays (maybe we'll shy away from 2+ hour movies until seasons end).

[Ted Pikul]

Ahaa I could actually join tonight if you started at 2000. Still, I don't want to impugn on people's Game of Thrones viewing.

[dan]

Ahaa I could actually join tonight if you started at 2000. Still, I don't want to impugn on people's Game of Thrones viewing.

no no, the whole reason I said it could still be changed was for cases like this. 2000 it is. And if anyone would rather go watch GoT they can simply go drop dead or leave early/watch later

[-☭-]

20:00 is pretty ideal for me, hopefully will be there.

[Ted Pikul]

Can someone send me a link?

[delgriffith]

Can someone send me a link?

Aren't you in the DropBox? If you want in, PM me your e-mail address and I'll send you an invite.

[Ted Pikul]

Ive never joined because I use my DropBox for work and Im too lazy to make another account