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Postby bill » Tue May 22, 2012 5:13 am

oi strayans let's all go to this 'cause it's the same night as the NYC coolteens thing

we can party all night in a ballpit and then tinychat in to the new york one at like 10am, so it'll be like 8pm there if i'm doing the math correctly (which is unlikely because i am bad at maths)


(mostly i just want to see you guys in onezies)

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Postby silverapples » Tue May 22, 2012 5:23 am

hey cunts come to this. i am tentatively attending if i can save enough/get time off
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue May 22, 2012 6:08 am

is there actually a ball pit?
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue May 22, 2012 6:13 am

yeah or #bonzateens

cmon autastic

in other news has anyone seen brian jonestown massacre on this tour? thinking about copping them on thurs but it is a tough gig at like 75 bucks.
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#coolabos
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Postby bill » Tue May 22, 2012 6:24 am

and yeah apparently there will be a ball pit
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Postby Hal Jordan » Tue May 22, 2012 6:24 am

only if someone shaves my face
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue May 22, 2012 6:33 am

Erik Bonin' wrote:#coolabos


we've moved on in the last 18 months thanks mate

they're called 'blackfellas'
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Postby Hal Jordan » Tue May 22, 2012 6:41 am

FUCKEN STRAYA CUNT
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Postby Permafrost » Tue May 22, 2012 6:51 am

Melbourne's too far away from Sydney.
Can we meet halfway and do this in Albury or Wodonga?
I'll bring a slab of Bundy & Coke tinnies and then we can all root in the back of our utes.
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Does anyone have a ute I can borrow?
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Postby glock mane » Tue May 22, 2012 6:59 am

what if i hate onesies
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Postby bill » Tue May 22, 2012 7:03 am

oh god i doorknocked in albury-wodonga selling phones for Optus once, our sales teams was on a roadtrip so we were up there the whole week. on our second night one of the reps had sold phones to weed dealers so we drove in the company van to go buy weed off bogans. some fucked up shit.

this weird extended family, all of them high as fuck on inhalants or meth or something (who knows, but they were all pretty much visibly quite intoxicated) and missing teeth and shit, about 15 of them, including little kids who seemed to be off their heads and what appeared to be the grandparents or whatever came up and surrounded the van and sold us the weed through the window, and then they started trying to rock the fucking van from side to side. it was like being in a zombie movie when zombies all swarm a vehicle at once. they nearly got to the point where they tipped the van on its side when my manager kind of got his wits about him i guess and sped off, one of the kids who would have been like 15 or so desperately trying to cling onto the sides of the van

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Postby silverapples » Tue May 22, 2012 7:03 am

glock mane wrote:what if i hate onesies

we could buy a real big one and wear it together, it'd be a halfsie then
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Postby glock mane » Tue May 22, 2012 7:05 am

autastic wrote:oh god i doorknocked in albury-wodonga selling phones for Optus once, our sales teams was on a roadtrip so we were up there the whole week. on our second night one of the reps had sold phones to weed dealers so we drove in the company van to go buy weed off bogans. some fucked up shit.

this weird extended family, all of them high as fuck on inhalants or meth or something (who knows, but they were all pretty much visibly quite intoxicated) and missing teeth and shit, about 15 of them, including little kids who seemed to be off their heads and what appeared to be the grandparents or whatever came up and surrounded the van and sold us the weed through the window, and then they started trying to rock the fucking van from side to side. it was like being in a zombie movie when zombies all swarm a vehicle at once. they nearly got to the point where they tipped the van on its side when my manager kind of got his wits about him i guess and sped off, one of the kids who would have been like 15 or so desperately trying to cling onto the sides of the van

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Postby Hal Jordan » Tue May 22, 2012 7:10 am

australia is the funniest country
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like what even

shit is hilarious
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my friend told me this story about how this dude was yelling at all the shitkickers up north for writing their nicknames on official documentation

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Postby swamp thing » Tue May 22, 2012 1:17 pm

theres no way shit can be so bleak in your country that it costs 75 dollars to go see the brian jonestown massacre
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Postby gauchebag » Tue May 22, 2012 5:15 pm

hey autastic how are they oysters down there? apparently they have real good tasmanian oysters? really intrigued by strayan seafood in general.
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Postby fraew » Tue May 22, 2012 5:29 pm

yeah man i saw BJM a couple years back and it was like NZ$30... you dudes gettin' shafted
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Postby fraew » Tue May 22, 2012 5:31 pm

gauchebag wrote:hey autastic how are they oysters down there? apparently they have real good tasmanian oysters? really intrigued by strayan seafood in general.

isn't a 'Tasmanian Oyster' a sheep's testicle?

edit: ok, maybe not...
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Postby mites » Tue May 22, 2012 5:35 pm

does australia suck? it seems like it would kind of suck
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It kiiiiinda sucks. melbourne is aiiit tho.

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