Honestly, does anyone here 69?

[Ankh]

it's only something 14 year olds fantasize about, right?

[Ankh]

this might be a regrettable thread

oh well, it's Friday

[nibelheim]

archive

[Locke]

i have 69ed

[Momofuku]

is this one of those things, like blowjobs, that just disappears after you put a ring on it?

[Robo-Chachi]

multi-tasking at its finest.

[fester]

69ing went away after I got married but it's still blowjob city.

[Ankh]

I don't wanna eat while I cook

[nibelheim]

Re: Help "69" technique

69 is easier for us if I`m on top. For one, as the female, I`m lighter and it`s much more comfortable for me to have my weight on him than vice versa. Secondly, imagine the logistics of giving your man oral sex if he was on top - you`d either have to stretch your neck out and give yourself a neck cramp or he`d have to be thrusting directly into your throat (probably not the most comfortable sensation for most women, especially because he could thrust more deeply than you`re prepared for).

69 can be a pretty difficult position because it`s hard to stay focused sometimes. lol. I prefer just me going down on him or him going down on me - it`s easier to concentrate on your own pleasure that way and I have trouble orgasming in 69 because I think too much about him. It`s always worth a try, though, and you never know whether you`ll like it until you do!

[fester]

Well most girls could take or leave it because they don't want their butthole up in a dude's nose so unless you bring it up you're probably safe.

[nakedlunch]

well it usually ends up being a poor effort all around because neither person can focus on the task at hand (or mouth) while getting blown

[Hieronymus Kush]

i only bang midgets, so no

[Durham]

butt wafts on the reg

[frito pie country]

Well most girls could take or leave it because they don't want their butthole up in a dude's nose so unless you bring it up you're probably safe.

unless you both like this in which case 69 is a thing for you

fourth meal y'all c'mon

[bluemovers]

the day your ass gets hairy is the day the 69s end

[Robo-Chachi]

Why is she putting her weight on him?

[king ding-a-ling]

done this like twice, it's aight i guess

[Hieronymus Kush]

she shouldn't mind as my nose will only be one of many things goin in her butthole

[Brunch Served 11-2pm]

Tried a few times, not for me.

[Robo-Chachi]

Does no one think to lay on their side? Does that negate a "true" 69?

[fester]

the day your ass gets hairy is the day the 69s end

this is where the expression "in the weeds" comes from

[a-10 warthog champion]

seriously?

well i won't get into this, but.

[Juggly D, The Posting Maniac]

you kiddin me? when it comes to 69ing im the bitch the city. ppl here brag that they live in the same borough as the prince of 69s.

[Ankh]

well it usually ends up being a poor effort all around because neither person can focus on the task at hand (or mouth) while getting blown

might be the autism talking but I'd say it's the opposite. Too focused on getting some work done in an awkward position to enjoy

[a-10 warthog champion]

sex is a mutual thing.

sometimes you guys surprise me.

[BlackSugar]

it can be challenging to properly address a gorilla salad while being ice-popped below the equator but its a burden that I must shoulder

[Ankh]

still, let's keep this thread a secret so adolescent boys still have something to look forward to in this awful universe

[nakedlunch]

well it usually ends up being a poor effort all around because neither person can focus on the task at hand (or mouth) while getting blown

might be the autism talking but I'd say it's the opposite. Too focused on getting some work done in an awkward position to enjoy

actually this is a great personality barometer. probably the best way to tell how selfless or selfish a person truly is

[fester]

if you really want to never do this again just seal your mouth around her butthole and fill her with air

[raskolnikov]

Apparently the former DMPS superintendent and her now ex-lover sure did.