Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Coca Cola » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:20 am

Weasel wrote:Just get her all liquored up and start putting things in holes and tell her to get over herself.


awesome
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:21 am

yeah don't listen to that advice
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:21 am

I mean it could work but it's probably like 50/50
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby murray st. » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:22 am

i've been trying to do that for basically four years now :(
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby murray st. » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:23 am

not like randomly put fingers and stuff in places but just help her be more confident about sex and stuff
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:28 am

you gotta howl when you eat pussy so she knows you like it
oh no someone save us
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby swamp thing » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:33 am

murray st. wrote:not like randomly put fingers and stuff in places but just help her be more confident about sex and stuff

well maybe you hould have hit her when she asked then
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Weasel » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:36 am

no one ever take my advice, please. Can I just say that. Never.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby frito pie country » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:41 am

it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:42 am

thats why i get with guys, frito pie country
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Buddy Glass » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:50 am

frito pie country wrote:it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis


Girls have like, the smallest penis

Edit: Unless yr name is Chyna
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby JohnK » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:54 am

frito pie country wrote:it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis

Shit, never stopped me.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Grover » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:55 am

i 69'd last night 8-)
i enjoy the best cheeseburgers.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby frito pie country » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:56 am

i ate a butt
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:56 am

JohnK wrote:
frito pie country wrote:it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis

Shit, never stopped me.

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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:57 am

being confident is a pretty good way to make other people comfortable
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby JohnK » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:58 am

\o
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Grover » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:06 am

when we were 69ing i got close to eating butt which i am fine with but she clearly was not.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:12 am

i sincerely hope you get to eat her ass klint, everyone should be able to with their partner

you can tell her wah! said it is okay
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Buddy Glass » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:13 am

Just serenade her with this

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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby trope » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:13 am

murray st. wrote:not like randomly put fingers and stuff in places but just help her be more confident about sex and stuff

maybe she's confident enough but she just thinks you're ugly?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby reepicheep » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:17 am

:geek:
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby reepicheep » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:19 am

Weasel wrote:Just get her all liquored up and start putting things in holes and tell her to get over herself.


thread just got all donghandedly worthy
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby murray st. » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:19 am

trope wrote:
murray st. wrote:not like randomly put fingers and stuff in places but just help her be more confident about sex and stuff

maybe she's confident enough but she just thinks you're ugly?



listen, buddy
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Future » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:28 am

JohnK wrote:Shit never stopped me.


fixed it for u
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Weasel » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:30 am

reepicheep wrote:
Weasel wrote:Just get her all liquored up and start putting things in holes and tell her to get over herself.


thread just got all donghandedly worthy


dont be gross.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby reepicheep » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:32 am

im sorry
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby sleigh » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:41 am

Johan POOPLER wrote:i never rejected proustitute we remain close to this day

its nice to look back through this thread and see how it started.

and then when sleigh said he's had sex with almost 2 guys, god.


that's not what i said!
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:44 am

Sleigh it's cool man. We're cool with gays around here.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby trope » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:44 am

wait so how many guys did you almost have sex with
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