Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby fester » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:14 pm

wah! wrote:the bottom one definitely looks more like a bug


bugina maybe
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby swamp thing » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:56 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?




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You're damn right

yknow i was halfway through a really unfunny photoshop on this thing before i realized how bad the marketing dept had to be at their jobs to make the slogan any variation on "put it in your ____" post 1940s
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:10 pm

Cooly, I feel like this horrible misogyny is a fairly new development. Am I wrong?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby average deceiver » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:11 pm

I found cooly's dreamgirl in the shit you feel like posting thread:

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It’s gotten better. I’ve had several long-term relationships, read some Foucault and even had a chance to experiment a bit with kinkier sex.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:13 pm

yegads
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:33 pm

its okay cooly i don't touch fanny any more either
you are among friends here
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Ned Smanks » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:55 pm

Was it the word 'fanny' that put you off women?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby drudge » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:00 pm

wah! wrote:its okay cooly i don't touch fanny any more either
you are among friends here


:shock: don don'd

fanny [ˈfænɪ]
n pl -nies Slang
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2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Potential Boarder » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:17 pm

I could go for some chiefly canadian buttocks right about now.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:21 pm

Brings a whole new twist to "fanny pack", doesn't it?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:08 am

mites wrote:poopler you're gonna hvae to defend this shit bro

that just don't make no sense


looks like your the one whos defending shit....why do you like to watch women shit, or have them watch you shit (and maybe suck you dick), or shit on them/they shit on you, shit in their mouths etc?

do you suck??
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby blogger status » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:52 am

cooly girls that take care of their vagina taste and smell like strawberries
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby WAC » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:17 am

Cooly what's your deal
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:24 am

Cooly, if i ever meet you, I'm gonna punch you in the face
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby coop » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:38 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Cooly, if i ever meet you, I'm gonna sit on your face
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby cooly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:41 am

Anything but that
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby cooly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:43 am

Come to think of it the last time I tried to eat pussy it was with this chick who was borderline retarded, brushed her teeth without using toothpaste her entire life. Maybe it was just that experience
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby blogger status » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:01 am

it was

for the love of god give it another go
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby an otter » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:32 am

blogger status wrote:cooly girls that take care of their vagina taste and smell like strawberries


i'd like to see the man through this too but let's not lie to him, its like diving into an open-faced ham sandwich
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Flossed Out » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 am

just doing my part in getting this thread to 69 pages
choom gang

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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby fox » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 am

I feel like we can rescue this for cooly

if we pull together as a board
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Weasel » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:46 am

only 27 more pages to go, guys.




And cooly, you're the worst.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Dear You » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:49 am

A woman's vagina is very special, guys.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Grover » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:07 am

i've never really understood dudes that aren't into going down on chicks. what kind of of floozies are you dudes chowing down on?
i enjoy the best cheeseburgers.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby internethandle » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:24 am

but floozies can afford to be choosy klint

they all sneeze into divides too

divides of uh butts
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby trope » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:34 am

eating pussy can save us all
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby blogger status » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:44 am

please be respectful
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby king ding-a-ling » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:37 am

blogger status wrote:cooly girls that take care of their vagina taste and smell like butterscotch

bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Hieronymus Kush » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:20 am

my birthday is on monday and all i want is some 69, tacos, and new socks.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:25 am

never stop chasing your dreams Kush
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