Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby tricky » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:36 pm

Floozies!
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby cooly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:18 pm

i'm not the worst im the best
can wrote:old lady [whispering]
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Colonel Longshanks » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:51 pm

any updates cooly?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Brunch Served 11-2pm » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:53 pm

Criminally ignored by Pitchfork, this thread.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby black sandwich » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:15 pm

yeah this is a good thread

harrowing david byrne material
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:20 pm

It's sort of interesting trying to find the line between the good posts in this thread and the terrible ones.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby WAC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:23 pm

I want to read through this thread again but I'm pretty sure there are a bunch of Proustitute posts that I never want to read again in my life.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:27 pm

All in all I would say that Poopler, Vasya, cooly, and, to my surprise, gauchebag were the most successful.

Proustitute comes in somewhere near the middle, largely because this thread turned everyone into Proustitute.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby bruce » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:41 pm

the first dozen odd pages had a few good posts on every page and it as it went on it progressed more and more into a
of hipinion's weird ideas about sexuality
but then that's part of what made it such a good thread and really helped the good posts stand out
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Merciel » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:44 pm

iambic's recurring squeamishness was an unexpected subplot.

I'm really not sure why I read this entire stupid thread though. And now I've posted in it. Wee.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby sordid affair » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:33 am

Merciel wrote:iambic's recurring squeamishness was an unexpected subplot.

I'm really not sure why I read this entire stupid thread though. And now I've posted in it. Wee.


it's not squeamishness, it's just (i think) a sense that a lot of people on the board have grown out of performative descriptions of their sex lives
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby fester » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:35 am

havent we destroyed that perception over and over

we just had a weird butt stuff thread (again)
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Vasya » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:54 am

oh god, this thread was a doozy

I think I went back at some point and ghosted some posts
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Merciel » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:02 am

sordid affair wrote:it's not squeamishness, it's just (i think) a sense that a lot of people on the board have grown out of performative descriptions of their sex lives


If only we could be so lucky.

Although I guess the thread was a net positive in some pretty concrete ways for a couple of people, so hooray for that.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby black sandwich » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:05 am

this should be the thread that banned members are banished to
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:31 am

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:All in all I would say that Poopler, Vasya, cooly, and, to my surprise, gauchebag were the most successful.

Proustitute comes in somewhere near the middle, largely because this thread turned everyone into Proustitute.


this thread really belonged to fester imo
das ding wrote:
trope wrote:so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:32 am

bluemovers wrote:just sit on my face and i'm happy


fester wrote:I wish you would have told me that a long time ago
das ding wrote:
trope wrote:so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby white mage » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:43 am

Vasya wrote:oh god, this thread was a doozy

I think I went back at some point and ghosted some posts



was it the one about getting your head stuffed into a pillow while you got fucked up the ass? that was probably the most explicit thing ive read here outside of a poopler post
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby white mage » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:47 am

Weasel wrote:Do yourself a favor and don't read the thread. As for your girlfriend, she needs a little confidence in her sexuality probably. A lot of girls are needlessly embarrassed by their own bodies. Just get her all liquored up and start putting things in holes and tell her to get over herself.





Damn I'm lonely.


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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Mechanical Birds » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:15 am

I thought I posted in this thread early on but I guess not.

This is probably my favorite thing. She doesn't even have to be doing anything to me, I just really prefer this view I guess.

I really miss being able to just eat an ass. I gotta fix that huh
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Mechanical Birds » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:15 am

There's probably a good post/av or two in there
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby VHGisdead » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:18 am

I feel like my bean just got all raw
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:52 am

king ding-a-ling wrote:
Poptone wrote:
Proustitute wrote:How many of you here have tasted your own cum?


I keep telling myself to stop admitting things in this thread...

Image


this really was the thread of the year

maybe the best thread in board history
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trope wrote:so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby chairkicker » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:07 am

wasn't even aware i posted in this thread until today
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Coca Cola » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:17 am

i dont remember this thread. i dont wanna read it but sure ill 69 every once in a while
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby futurist » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:19 am

first time reading this thread. is there still this many prudes on the board or what
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:23 am

Merciel wrote:
sordid affair wrote:it's not squeamishness, it's just (i think) a sense that a lot of people on the board have grown out of performative descriptions of their sex lives


If only we could be so lucky.

Although I guess the thread was a net positive in some pretty concrete ways for a couple of people, so hooray for that.


im savin lives here
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i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:26 am

page 35 has rimjobs, shit eating, depression, holocaust denial, cold war propaganda, david icke, and vasya squirting/pissing on her man

all on one page
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i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby futurist » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:26 am

i mean if anal sex is "too weird" for you i cant even imagine how terrible boring your sex lives must be. i mean its been forever since ive gotten laid but u gotta take that shit to its extremes
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby giant_turtle » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:49 am

Johan POOPLER wrote:page 35 has rimjobs, shit eating, depression, holocaust denial, cold war propaganda, david icke, and vasya squirting/pissing on her man

all on one page


trill responding to vasya's squirting post is one of the greatest post/av's I've ever seen.
another sluice of shitcat sewage fucking BARRELING towards me
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