true blood is back i guess

[fester]

do they jizz blood like they cry blood

[swamp thing]

i feel like they would have tapped into that for a billboard ad by now if that was the case

a post sex scene gag at the very least

[dr. badvibes]

they definitely bust blood loads, bro. but there are places even HBO won't go

[fester]

so do they shit blood sausage?

[nefarious]

dude, they don't shit. duh.

[Hal Jordan]

cristopher meloni's vampire group lady who kind of resembles a slightly older lizzie caplan was looking real good when topless/butt showin

[fester]

THANKS INTERNET

Vampires are a work of fiction, and so the whether they digest food and move their bowels or not is also a matter of fiction. This question can be thought of as directly analogous to "does Marge Simpson poop?".

Since Marge Simpson is never shown pooping in any episode of The Simpsons, one could argue that she does not poop. It could equally be argued that, since the character of Marge is a representation of a human being, then she must poop. Both arguments are valid. The difference between Marge Simpson and Vampires is that Marge eats solid food, whereas Vampires (according to most fictional depictions) drink only human blood.

Although blood is primarily water, it also contains protein, iron, fat and many other things that cannot pass through the human urinary tract. Blood does not contain any fibre or other bulking agent, however. If a human drank only blood, they would pass matter from their bowels, although it would likely be of a very thin consistency and hard to control, like diarrhoea.

The correct answer is they shit goo.

[The Dirty Turtle]

thats as good a place as we'll ever have to just end this thread

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

whatever lilith decides to do don't you dare touch my russell edgington and steve newlin

[Hal Jordan]

hopefully what she decides to do involves continuing to walk around naked

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

or convince jessica to unleash her nite nite nippy nappies

[Hal Jordan]

Fuck yeah Jessica nippy nappies

[Broncobama]

anything good happen in this season?

[pissydan]

its even better than i remembered

removed.

[FidelityCastro]

anything good happen in this season?

christopher meloni was the only good thing to happen this season and now hes dead so

[Contristo]

yeah, he was the best. those two bitches with edgington are annoying as fuck

[super gas]

definitely the best season since season in quite some time though. still some lame stuff, like witchcraft shit, but more blood and more vampires.

[pissydan]

on sunday when the shot of one of the vamps feeding off that chick's pussy, my phone notification went off and it was jesse saying "yeah, SCIENCE!" and it was funny as hell i guess you just had to be there.

[someguy]

meloni's character was useless, if the show keeps going down the batshit crazy route like last episode i will be happy

[super gas]

yeah he was just screaming "i am the authority" all the time. i was happy when he killed the kid from ai though.

[MrDecember]

i have more fun watching true blood than the newsroom

[MrDecember]

meloni's character was useless, if the show keeps going down the batshit crazy route like last episode i will be happy

this

[super gas]

i can do without the fairy shit and the smoke monster from lost, otherwise it's real fun.

[FidelityCastro]

The Pam and Tara storyline is boring as all hell too

[FidelityCastro]

That shit with lafayette this last episode was fucking crazy though. That guy just can't catch a break

[super gas]

well... tara's storyline is miles better than in previous seasons.

[Weasel]

I just got all caught up from this season. Yet again disappointed by too many plotlines happening at once and just the most ridiculous shit happening to the characters. I'm gonna go back to season one and pout.

[worrywort]

yah, this is so far the only season i don't want tara to be killed off immediately.

[super gas]

female sam was pretty hilarious.

[The Dirty Turtle]

this feels like it might build to a cabin in the woods scale of a conclusion
or totally lame
but the possibility of it going one way or the other is what gives it the chance of a cabin in the woods type scenario