true blood is back i guess

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:16 am

super hot boobs already
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Postby Weasel » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:09 am

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Postby glock mane » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:17 am

do you guys think ryan kwanten sometimes looks a bit like krispy kreme
the rapper faced a possible life sentence for the literal gunplay
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:55 pm

they should just have erik alcide lafayette russell and steve newlin team together in a war against all the other characters on the show as they lock jessica into a room with a dildo up her butt masturbating until she squirts all over the furniture in the room and what were we talking about again
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:01 pm

also is there a way i can get an audio gif of bill compton's line read of vampirebible that repeats literally forever
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:22 pm

I watched the first episode of this season and then completely forgot this show existed.
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Postby SvenMaeglasson » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:31 pm

Spotlight Kid wrote:I watched the first episode of this season and then completely forgot this show existed.


heh yeah i haven't watched this or Game of Thrones, although i hear GoT is alright
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Postby FidelityCastro » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:33 pm

I've been enjoying this season, even as bad as Eric and bills storyline has been. Christopher Meloni as head of the authority is perfect
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:51 pm

not enough boobs this season
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Postby swamp thing » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:52 pm

yeah after the last season i was battered but willing to give it another shot, after the season premiere i am pretty ready to give up

looking forward to being high and realizing there's a whole season to watch in a night a few months from now
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:52 pm

i guess I got to see frank sobotka's ass though
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Postby Gehrig Industries » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:56 pm

I'm willing to give Pam & Tara a chance
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:58 pm

We're not going to see Pam or Tara's boobs.
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Postby Gehrig Industries » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:59 pm

I mean, Pam is portrayed by a 57 year old actress
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:06 pm

nobody wants to see pam's boobs as evident by erik releasing her from his custody i bet fester was horndogging it when anna draper's gruesome twosome flopped their way into the shot as well
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:13 pm

anna drapers boobs weren't that bad. I'm not one to look a gift boob in the mouth.

sam's shifter girlfriend has pretty disappointing boobs though :(
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:16 pm

fester wrote:sam's shifter girlfriend has pretty disappointing boobs though :(


a black day for true blood
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Postby dr. badvibes » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:20 pm

pams one of the better characters, and pretty good looking. like maybe the 4th hottest of the main/recurring characters

1. jessica
2. shifter gf
3. alcide
4. pamster

i thought tara was attractive when i started watching the show, but now she looks like a fossilized toblerone
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:21 pm

what if jess shows her boobs and they're deflated and have pepperoni nipples
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:55 pm

if i remember correctly time moves slower in fairyland as you recall sookie was in fairyland for only feive men-eights but a year had past in bon temps and everyone thought she was dead i wonder if jason's sojourn to the moulin tocard will cause sookie to think he had died and we'll get to enjoy the pleasure of watching her eat an entire pecan pie in real time again
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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:45 am

tara is the worst




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Postby pissydan » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 am

Spotlight Kid wrote:I watched the first episode of this season and then completely forgot this show existed.

run away and never look back. its terrible but now I have to keep watching.
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I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby apostrophe » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:25 am

This is one of those shows I started watching because so many of my friends did, ended up liking it enough. Some of the crazier less-cool stuff in the other seasons isn't there, so that is cool with me.
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Postby MrDecember » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:55 am

FidelityCastro wrote:I've been enjoying this season, even as bad as Eric and bills storyline has been. Christopher Meloni as head of the authority is perfect

same here, i mean

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Postby Dinosauria We » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:49 am

the best possible scenario for recovering this series is for it to focus on the journey's of sam as a dog frolicking about a field with a topless jessica, possibly in slow motion
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:38 pm

it's a concerning problem for a lot of people that christopher meloni was more believable talking to a can of vegetables

this year the only good moments have been jessica's covered up boob bouncing around as she chased after a fairy halfway in a dress, all things steve newlin, injecting the vampires with silver as means of torture, and of course bill compton saying vampirebible i want to present that audio gif as a gift to my daughter on her wedding night i imagine it late in the evening after everyone has gone home i would ask to borrow her iphone annoyed she would dig around inside her luggage eventually locating it and handing it to me where i gleefully click onto an app that continuously plays it on a loop this would be my gift of course as i would not be able to afford the wedding because i had invested all my money in the development and production of the bill compton says vampirebible audio gif app
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:40 pm



its even better than i remembered
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Postby ghdvfddzgzdzg » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:02 pm

that had to be one of those days at work for that writer where you go "well, if i never do anything good again, at least i made that."
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Postby fester » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:08 pm

I have a debate with a friend over whether vampires poop and pee. Will it be settled this season? I don't know. I hope so.
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Postby swamp thing » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:22 pm

they can bust loads
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