Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby pissydan » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:06 pm

seriesfinale wrote:Wow

Yeah

Conjugal visits with janey aren't enough for that priapistic beast

must have been tough trading in his shirts with flaming skulls for the orange jumpsuit.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Frank » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:01 pm

The FBI and U.S. Postal inspectors are investigating whether disgraced former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky was involved in a pedophile ring involving men connected to the university, a new report charges. A source tells Radaronline.com that investigators are looking into an allegation that Sandusky and "a prominent Penn State booster" were involved in "illegal behavior with young boys." In addition, Postal Inspectors have been looking into whether Sandusky shared child pornography with others, CBS News has reported.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby husbands » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:03 pm

didn't someone allege that way back at the beginning of this shit
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby No Not Now » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:34 pm

I think its interesting that people are quick to suggest that there is an cult-like group of people conspiring to do this to our children as if this act is entirely exclusive to an underground network and not something that is happening in their own neighborhoods to children and teens when their dads come home from work.

I mean I was reading this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_ritual_abuse and I thought it was really interesting how these allegations diminished incest on the hierarchy of abuse.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby razzle » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:02 pm

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-574 ... ncol;lst;1

i think that radar online column was just referencing this
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby hektor » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:25 pm

i finally figured out that the reason that Paterno statue bothers me (besides the obvious) is that it bears something of a resemblance to Dr. Gargunza, one of the main villains from Marvelman/Miracleman

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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:03 pm

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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Broncobama » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:22 pm

This shit is fucking bonkers.

You have to know mojo has known about this for years, which is why he quit.
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i need to get a date with this BEER so i can tickle torture my inhibitions!!
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Cronos » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:54 pm

I wonder if that child porn Mojo used to post came from a Penn State collection
IT like it a Crime these Days jus to be Retarded....
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:48 pm

So now I should assume that anyone with a PSU degree is a child molester right?
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:54 pm

Years from now, Penn State will be airing commercials featuring the Education Connection girl at 1:00am during re-runs of Seinfeld.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:55 pm

Man, I love that girl.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby roy » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:52 pm

i wish the big 10 would just kick out penn state. so far their actions have been really weak, just banning them from conference title games. well duh, their sanctions pretty much ensure that they won't make it to a title game.
your printing presses won't save you.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby nefarious » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:12 pm

Bluto II Cute-O wrote:Man, I love that girl.


college in pajamas girl > education connection girl
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:18 pm

nefarious wrote:
Bluto II Cute-O wrote:Man, I love that girl.


college in pajamas girl > education connection girl


I was thinking of the girl in PJs; there's another girl?
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby nefarious » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:55 pm

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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:57 pm

Kind of a melted Jamie Lee Curtis, huh? I guess that's okay.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby DestructoBot » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:58 pm

i like the pj girl too, but you probably need to see the commercial
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:00 pm

The PJ girl was the Education Connection girl before that dumb waitress.

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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Gene Parmesan » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:02 pm

roy wrote:i wish the big 10 would just kick out penn state. so far their actions have been really weak, just banning them from conference title games. well duh, their sanctions pretty much ensure that they won't make it to a title game.


that'll really get their attention!
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby nautical hyperblast » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:00 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/2 ... 00800.html
Jerry Sandusky Was Part Of Child Porn Ring, Greg Bucceroni, Former 'Child Prostitute' Claims
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Jeremy » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:04 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:The PJ girl was the Education Connection girl before that dumb waitress.



The background bleeding through the polka dots is amazing.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:41 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/justice/p ... ?hpt=hp_t1

30 to 60

I know he's old, but seems kinda lenient
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby ecto » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:43 pm

recorded statement was one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:59 pm

The "They can't take away my heart." line makes me imagine some Onion photo of a prisoner holding a bloody shank and Sandusky's heart.
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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

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Re: Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'

Postby pissydan » Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:54 pm

News Alert
from The Wall Street Journal

Former Penn State President Graham Spanier was charged with perjury,
obstruction and endangering the welfare of children as part of the child
sex-abuse scandal involving former assistant football coach Jerry
Sandusky.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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