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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:11 pm

I'd love a new Marc and Tom show
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby landspeedrecord » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:35 pm

if you missed any previous topic from 2019, tonite’s yr chance!!
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:49 pm

Ah man I have a bad theatre experience I'm dying to share but I'm not currently listening nor am I drinking enough tonight to call in.
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Postby defective » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:03 pm

tom's instagram is bumming me out lately. hope he's alright.

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Postby villalobos » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:59 pm

yikes :|
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Postby villalobos » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:16 pm

I'm looking forward to the inevitable Uncut Gems discourse :)

it was like a movie made specifically for Tom. Sandler doing his best acting since Punch Drunk? Check. Basketball and Kevin Garnett being central to the whole thing? Check. Mike Francesa? Check.
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Postby rushedbehind » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:43 pm

I think Tom went off about Uncut Gems a couple months ago. At least he did on IG. But I think I remember him raving during a show intro fairly recently.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Dec 27, 2019 5:07 pm

He did but he's definitely gonna talk about it again now that he can talk about the content
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Dec 27, 2019 5:12 pm

Looking forward to Tom asking Mike if he's gotten a bootleg copy from his guy yet and roasting him after he says he didn't care for it much
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Postby granger » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:12 am

anyone have a link to the clip of spike reading his book to tom? i can't seem to find it on youtube.
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Postby kirito » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:23 am

every time tom picks up the line and it's a child calling i just skip past the call now
They say more money more problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the muhfuckin problems.
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Postby jack » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:29 am

granger wrote:anyone have a link to the clip of spike reading his book to tom? i can't seem to find it on youtube.


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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:22 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Tar Pit » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:05 pm

So Tom just released his script for Grown Ups 3

http://www.grownups3script.com/
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:08 pm

hell yes
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Postby table for one » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:26 pm

GIGANTIC GREEN HAND
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:35 pm

that ruled
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Postby table for one » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:00 pm

loved that
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Postby villalobos » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:04 pm

RANDOM TOWNIE
(screaming)
Hey Rob! YOU CAN DO EET!

Rob Schneider waves, happy to have been recognized.

CHRIS ROCK
That’s gonna be the last thing you
hear as you die, Rob.

ADAM SANDLER
Yeah, Rock. You can still be the
best. In fact, you might say that
“You can do eet!”

ROB SCHNEIDER
Ha ha ha ha!

CHRIS ROCK
Okay, Rob. You can stop laughing
now. Adam heard you.


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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:31 pm

Just read the whole thing. Love it.
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby table for one » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:34 pm

A GIANT RV pulls up, honking a couple times.
ADAM SANDLER (CONT'D)
And our chariot awaits.
The door opens with a hydraulic hiss. NICK SWARDSON steps
out. Rob Schneider audibly groans.
NICK SWARDSON
(robot voice)
What’s - up - bitches?
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:44 pm

DAVID SPADE
What the hell...?

Then suddenly ROB’S HEAD GETS LOPPED OFF ITS SHOULDERS and
ROLLS ACROSS THE LAWN. It lands directly in front of the
guys!
His body falls to the ground. Standing behind him is the
Masked Man wearing the tragedy mask. He holds a BLOODY
MACHETE in his hand.
He slowly ROTATES the mask around on his head. It changes
from the “tragedy” mask to the “comedy” mask. Smiling
mockingly at the group.

ADAM SANDLER
HOLY SHIT THIS PSYCHO JUST KILLED
ROB SCHNEIDER!

CHRIS ROCK
RUUUUUUUUN!
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:15 pm

that ruled
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Postby kirito » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:22 pm

who was behind the mask though???
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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:05 pm

kirito wrote:who was behind the mask though???


AP MikeToggle Spoiler
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby jewels » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:21 am

Only just begun but this script is incredible.
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Postby bachwards » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:41 pm

"Coin-operated weasel fart" killed me on Tuesday's show.
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Postby vault » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:12 pm

never heard of "grownups" am I gonna get it?

also I was wursters "new worst friend" on instagram a while back :D
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:56 pm

You don't need to know anything about the grown ups movies to enjoy this. I didn't even know those movies existed lol.
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Postby villalobos » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:53 pm

all you need to know about Grown Ups is Adam Sandler made some bad comedies with his washed up comedian friends
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