kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD

[parades]

is the (pubic) hair ̷f̷a̷r̷m̷i̷n̷g̷ just for protection? <3 <3

[millionbear]

oh yeah he ate the sub.

later that day all of the TAs (including him and me) had a brief meeting after dinner. then we went back to the dorm. a bit later i went down to the room and he was in the common room. he asked me "so how was the meeting?" referring to the meeting that we had both just been to. so i said "you mean the meeting we were both just at?" and he just smiled and said "oh yeah."

[fakename]

I read:
what is the fax # of girls you can fuck before you run away?

[Jeremy]

Feel like this was slept on.

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

I do remember conchita, but I never pissed in her vagina.

imagine leonard cohen singing this post

i really can

Omg

In other news, i love the kids that tried to disguise their handwriting. The "do animals get raped" girl started in her normal writing, scratched it out, and tried again in a sloppier hand.

[important dentist]

last weekend when i went to bed aakarsh was sitting in the common room of the suite (keep in mind, this place is furnished with just two desks and a couple dorm room chairs, otherwise just blank white walls) in his full suit pajamas, watching something on youtube

when i got up at 9:30 to take a shower he was (still?) in the common room, in his pajamas, watching something on youtube, but he had a calzone

i do not know if he had stayed up all night, or if he had just gotten up early, or where or how he got the calzone

the room smelled strongly of oregano for like three days after that

[Durham]

Aakarsh is really, really into the NBA isn't he

[important dentist]

i'll ask

[ITS-A-MEE]

last weekend when i went to bed aakarsh was sitting in the common room of the suite (keep in mind, this place is furnished with just two desks and a couple dorm room chairs, otherwise just blank white walls) in his full suit pajamas, watching something on youtube

when i got up at 9:30 to take a shower he was (still?) in the common room, in his pajamas, watching something on youtube, but he had a calzone

i can't figure out which smiley to use

[important dentist]

just use them all

[morbo]

is the (pubic) hair ̷f̷a̷r̷m̷i̷n̷g̷ just for protection? <3 <3

i thought it said "forming" which makes more sense considering the age of the kids

[deadwolfbones]

This thread is amazing.

[important dentist]

two quick aakarsh stories from other people

an instructor was making copies in the copier room when aakarsh came in. he went to use the other copier, but it was out of toner. she was making copies for the entire week, but said she could let him interrupt if he didn't have too much to copy. he said he only had a 34-page packet to copy. so he goes over to try to replace the toner in the other copier.

he pulls out the empty cartridge and has the full one in his other hand, but he can't get the new cartridge into the machine. the instructor goes over to help him, and predictably both of his hands are absolutely covered in black ink. he just says, "i just can't quite seem to make this work" while still holding both cartridges. he then claims he doesn't remember which is the empty one and which is the new one. the instructor feels them both and one is quite clearly heavier, so she slides it into the appropriate place in the copier and closes the door. aakarsh just says "thanks" and gives her the trademark vacant grin.

so instead of going right to copy the packet, he sits there in the copier room and reads the entire fucking 34-page packet silently, while the instructor is still on the other side of the room making copies. he then finally makes 15 copies of the packet for his class. total time in the copy room: approximately 45 minutes.

[important dentist]

oh and the other one. i was sitting with some people at lunch today across the room from aakarsh and others. we notice that he seems to be quite the conversationalist today. one of the instructors from his table gets up to get dessert, which is near where we're sitting. she comes up to our table and just says, "you remember in the movie 'airplane' when that old lady hangs herself?" and sits back down.

[parades]

is the (pubic) hair ̷f̷a̷r̷m̷i̷n̷g̷ just for protection? <3 <3

i thought it said "forming" which makes more sense considering the age of the kids

i'm an idiot

[ho bag brown]

he sounds like a budding lothario

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

oh and the other one. i was sitting with some people at lunch today across the room from aakarsh and others. we notice that he seems to be quite the conversationalist today. one of the instructors from his table gets up to get dessert, which is near where we're sitting. she comes up to our table and just says, "you remember in the movie 'airplane' when that old lady hangs herself?" and sits back down.

I think aakarsh is actually my sister. I've seen her more this week than any other time in the past 5 years and i considered self harm.

[important dentist]

i had a pretty normal conversation with aakarsh and another TA today at lunch. it was weird - he was picking up on social cues, making jokes, etc.

then he said he had a riddle and came back at us with the barber paradox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox). when we said that wasn't really a riddle, he went with "i have two coins in my hand totaling 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel." after we told him the answer he just sort of descended into chuckling to himself and muttering "that one is so great, i love that one."

[roy]

I do remember conchita, but I never pissed in her vagina.

of course not. she was all about the donger.

[Riverchrist]

i had a pretty normal conversation with aakarsh and another TA today at lunch.

Aakarsh is doing well, teaching and living a normal life.

[millionbear]

need more of this thread

[ueckerist]

re: best of 2012 thread:

Sorry to see this didn't make the list:

important dentist ----- kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD


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i have no recollection of making this screensaver or youtube or post

[ueckerist]

anyway great thread

[ho bag brown]

That screensaver/YouTube/post is a good note to start the new year on, I highly recommend it.

[important dentist]

thanks for helping me revisit this thread today everyone

i wish there was a better epilogue but basically aakarsh was doing a terrible job as a TA and all the class sessions that he had to run solo were disasters. for example there was a class where he got frustrated with the class and made them read silently, and then took away a kid's break time because he dropped his pencil. another time seven kids (out of maybe fifteen) were out at the bathroom at once, all saying it was an emergency. (keep in mind that, under normal circumstances, these are the best behaved kids i have ever worked with.) i think they also signed a petition to get a new TA.

so for the last two to three weeks his instructor basically resigned himself to doing his own job plus (his estimate) 85% of aakarsh's job too and everyone in the administration was always looking for aakarsh to have meetings and shit with him and they would always ask me if i knew where he was since i was his suitemate and i never had any idea because where the fuck does a guy like that hang out other than his room anyway? copy room? av closet? i don't know

at the end of the session, he and another disappointing hire were talking to each other about how much they enjoyed the job and how they were looking forward to coming back next year but there is no way that will happen (for either of them, incidentally) and i will never see aakarsh again

[important dentist]

oh i should probably add that the guy aakarsh was talking to in that last paragraph was an instructor and he was showing something on the projector from his laptop and his downloads folder was open while he was looking for whatever the file was and there were file names that were obviously porn readily visible to a room full of middle schoolers

john will also not be rehired

[street hustler slokra]

oh i should probably add that the guy aakarsh was talking to in that last paragraph was an instructor and he was showing something on the projector from his laptop and his downloads folder was open while he was looking for whatever the file was and there were file names that were obviously porn readily visible to a room full of middle schoolers

john will also not be rehired

a high school teacher of mine got suspended/fired (?) for doing the porn files thing in my senior year (i had him sophomore year for math)

he was a really shitty teacher anyways, nice guy though

[Flossed Out]

oh i should probably add that the guy aakarsh was talking to in that last paragraph was an instructor and he was showing something on the projector from his laptop and his downloads folder was open while he was looking for whatever the file was and there were file names that were obviously porn readily visible to a room full of middle schoolers

john will also not be rehired

those were just educational materials for the camp

[important dentist]

i mean he was a math teacher

[street hustler slokra]

important dentist the teacher i was talking about was a math teacher too

is this some kind of conspiracy