kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD

[polygone]

does gifted in the title here mean "gifted"?

i was in the gifted class called "quest" when i was in elementary school, It was for the more intelligent kids. Or maybe i'm just retarded.

[Brunch Served 11-2pm]

I had no idea people actually used these 'privacy' box things, there was always one at our school sat on the receptionists desk for all to see. They were treated with the same disdain as the people coming in offering chlamydia tests, everyone just took the free pens then pissed off to lunch.

Never had to buy condoms thanks to shit like this.

Still got my C-Card.

[blogger status]

I thought girls could get pregnant from a beej until i was like 13

so five years ago

[internethandle]

i was in catholic school and semi-religious at the time that i learned about intercourse. i made some comment to my parents about how 'God had fashioned them, just like a key and a keyhole!' and even through the pubescent fever dream i seem to remember them being like

[Grover]

i was in gifted and talented in middle school but riding the school bus with high schoolers pretty much answered all of these questions.

[important dentist]

does gifted in the title here mean "gifted"?

i was in the gifted class called "quest" when i was in elementary school, It was for the more intelligent kids. Or maybe i'm just retarded.

no you're right. these kids are super bright but for the most part pretty socially inept. plenty of kids with aspergers but i think mostly it's just nerds and/or kids whose parents want them to become president or a neurosurgeon or something.

the TAs who ran the sex talk thing left the site today but i asked if i could get a transcript of all of the questions in their original wordings. i'll post it if i get it. in the meantime, i have stuff to do today, but i'll post more suitemate stories tonight.

[Lucky]

How much stuff can you fit in your vagina before it gets full?

aha what answer did this get?

[medicore bob dole gimmick]

How much stuff can you fit in your vagina before it gets full?

aha what answer did this get?

"more than you would think"

[keith]

I thought girls could get pregnant from a beej until i was like 13

Hahahah. I found out what a 'blowjob" before what I knew what "handjob" meant. So, until I was like 13, I thought that a handjob was sucking/getting your fingers and hand sucked.

[Weasel]

This thread is hilarious. Do these kids not have the Internet? I remember getting a looooooot of questions answered from Http://www.scarleteen.com when I was a teenager.

[blogger status]

i listened to loveline with dr drew

[Riverchrist]

I listened to Loveline but not everything made sense. Like I pictured a vibrator as an extremely complicated device.

[Jeremy]

These gifted youth might finally solve The Case of the Crooked Kids Dicks.

[Lucky]

If you asked me how I learnt most stuff about sex I would have no idea what to say. Probably ransom internet sites.

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

I taught gifted 10th graders last year. One day afterschool, about 5-6 kids were in my room and 2 boys started making fun of some girl for getting her period in class. I was gonna yell at them when one of them said, "why couldn't she just hold it?" then i realized that these boys thought having your period was basically peeing blood. I started explaining periods to them, and, instead of being grossed out, they were really interested. Then one of them looks at me and says, "so, when you're teaching us, you could be like getting your period right there in front of us? That's cool." and i kicked them all out of my room.

[raskolnikov]

dr. norm, do they really not know where the line is?

I've wondered this.

[Johan POOPLER]

i could answer all those questions so good those kids would never ask a grownup about sex for the rest of their lifes

[Johan POOPLER]

This thread is hilarious. Do these kids not have the Internet? I remember getting a looooooot of questions answered from Http://www.scarleteen.com when I was a teenager.

thats french for "scar the teen"

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

dr. norm, do they really not know where the line is?

I've wondered this.

They have no clue, and they are so, so gross.

[Weasel]

And how!

[raskolnikov]

see, I'd get really mad at them, but then I figured they had no clue.

[raskolnikov]

and really, mine never had anyone to teach them otherwise.

[tth]

I taught gifted 10th graders last year. One day afterschool, about 5-6 kids were in my room and 2 boys started making fun of some girl for getting her period in class. I was gonna yell at them when one of them said, "why couldn't she just hold it?" then i realized that these boys thought having your period was basically peeing blood. I started explaining periods to them, and, instead of being grossed out, they were really interested. Then one of them looks at me and says, "so, when you're teaching us, you could be like getting your period right there in front of us? That's cool." and i kicked them all out of my room.

omg

[Johan POOPLER]

you know "there's only one way to find out" would answer like 99% of these q's

[ComradeWolf]

i remember in 5th grade at my catholic grade school we had this whole thing with the question box and all and one of the questions was like "is masturbation a sin," which as far as catholicism is concerned im pretty sure it most definitely is. anyway the teacher, this like 45 year old woman who distinctly reminded me of a toad, said something like "well i guess it's not really a sin, its natural, unless you're doing it so much that all you do is lay around bonking yourself," and gave a couple sidelong glances

it was weird in any case

[chairkicker]

god these questions. i've had roughly no sex my entire life and i knew all this shit by the time i was 12

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

The gifted kids are the worst because they like to talk to adults and always want to come by my classroom to chat but they have no social sense. It's like, "hey Dr. norm, do you watch pretty little liars? Tiffany does. Last year she gave her boyfriend handjobs in class. What's your favorite food? I need to poop."

[Durham]

i was in gifted and talented in middle school but riding the school bus with high schoolers pretty much answered all of these questions.

Hey, good post. Thanks.

[tth]

The gifted kids are the worst because they like to talk to adults and always want to come by my classroom to chat but they have no social sense. It's like, "hey Dr. norm, do you watch pretty little liars? Tiffany does. Last year she gave her boyfriend handjobs in class. What's your favorite food? I need to poop."

are these boys? they might just wanna look at your butt.

[tth]

or they could just be cripplingly autistic