kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

All my students were like that this past year.

And, speaking of my butt, I usually wear skirts to teach because when i wear pants it is nonstop butt talk. Or i get a lot of, "are you mixed?"

[tth]

"are you mixed" is exactly how id ask my teacher if she had a black parent

[pana]

when i wear pants it is nonstop butt talk

[Durham]

If I had a teacher with a good butt, I don't even know
I might have Won school

[wolfie]

good thread

[Weasel]

I had a cute teacher in high school named mr. Fine. One day my friends (of course I had a bunch of jerk dude friends) wrote on a piece of paper "mr. Fine, you're so fine. Do you like me? Y or n. love, [weasel]" and put it under his door at lunch. It was very obviously not in my handwriting and it was never brought up between us but he called on me significantly less in class after that even though I was one of the only people that ever contributed useful input in discussions. It was so embarrassing.

[important dentist]

too drunk to update this thread now. more tomorrow.

[orange farmer]

i was in gifted and thought that chicks peed out of their vaginas until I was 20 or 21

For posterity

[Merciel]

I don't know if I should put this in this thread or the hipinion dreams one, but either way: this morning I was taking a nap and I dreamt that I posted "YES! TELL US MORE SUITEMATE STORIES!!" but instead of putting it in this thread, I posted it on FB for some reason, and important dentist's suitemate found it and got incredibly butthurt and I had to quickly invent a lie about how it wasn't insulting, it was actually really endearing, because all the stories were about how cute this guy was and how girls should totally want to date him.

And then nefarious came along and blew up my excuse as the transparent falsehood it was, and I was all forever.

[Merciel]

That's the first hipinion dream I've ever had. So there you go. Congratulations!

[tricky]

Classic nefarious.

[gold and glass]

"are you mixed" is exactly how id ask my teacher if she had a black parent

This made me laugh too hard

[nautical hyperblast]

This thread is hilarious. Do these kids not have the Internet? I remember getting a looooooot of questions answered from Http://www.scarleteen.com when I was a teenager.

thats french for "scar the teen"

so good

[Jeremy]

Is there usually hair on the head of the penis or just more toward the (main) body?

This is my favourite maybe.

[staple]

i know it's been said but don't these kids have the internet?

[an otter]

The gifted kids are the worst because they like to talk to adults and always want to come by my classroom to chat but they have no social sense. It's like, "hey Dr. norm, do you watch pretty little liars? Tiffany does. Last year she gave her boyfriend handjobs in class. What's your favorite food? I need to poop."

i think we'd have far less problems in the world if people just remained this unfiltered their entire lives

[Broncobama]

i was in gifted and thought that chicks peed out of their vaginas until I was 20 or 21

For posterity

i've stated this like 4 of 5 times on this board

[Legion]

the fifth time did you pose it in the form of a rhebus

[important dentist]

i'm gonna have to leave in a second here but i think it's about time you guys met aakarsh

so we're living in suites in a college dorm for this camp. i come into my suite for the first time and there is nobody there, but there is a subway sub sitting on the other desk. okay, whatever. so i move my stuff in and chill in my room for an hour or so. still nobody to claim the sub.

finally i hear the suite door open and i go out to see who this guy is. here is a fairly tall indian kid who, were he not a salaried employee of a teaching program, i would peg at about 15 years old. he is wearing a light blue hawaiian shirt and carolina blue gym shorts. he kind of stops short when he sees me and says "oh! hello!" we talk for a bit. turns out he is a former mathlete so is apparently pretty smart. i asked him about the sub and he was pretty confused about it, like he didn't understand basic conventions of human speech.

this is all i have time for right now but rest assured that he becomes much more baffling

[chimp_]

so did you eat the sub

[loadletter]

yeah important dentist we're going to need some kind of resolution re: sub

[loadletter]

when i read that post i assumed it was a meatball sub. what kind of subway sub did you guys think it was?

[chimp_]

teriyaki

[deep space]

It was wrapped up, I couldn't see what the filling was

[...]

the "gifted" kids at my school were just the kind of dumb aspie-ish kids with weird overbearing parents

[sunrise]

You can't just leave that sub story there.

[important dentist]

oh yeah he ate the sub.

later that day all of the TAs (including him and me) had a brief meeting after dinner. then we went back to the dorm. a bit later i went down to the room and he was in the common room. he asked me "so how was the meeting?" referring to the meeting that we had both just been to. so i said "you mean the meeting we were both just at?" and he just smiled and said "oh yeah."

[important dentist]

i'm assuming the sub was some kind of cold cut because it was sitting out for an hour. i don't think it was meatball because i think he's a hindu/vegetarian?

[tonybricker]

i'm assuming the sub was some kind of cold cut because it was sitting out for an hour. i don't think it was meatball because i think he's a hindu/vegetarian?

ummm

[important dentist]

oh yeah wait