mites & Jeremy hired to house-sit by SVC & Merciel

[mites]

So far:

- Merciel pre-stocked the fridge for us because "[she] thought [we] didn't eat very healthy."
- Merciel left a note on the fridge telling us to google cooking instructions for said food. First line of the note is what beverages in the fridge go well with vodka [ed. note: ]
- We have gone to delaware city day which jeremy promptly declared to be "The most American thing."
- Gehrig keeps asking us if he could start a cult when we meet him for dinner. We remain mum on the subject.
- In trying to dry a comforter I knocked over the shower curtain causing much hulabaloo. Thankfully, nothing is broken and I am not going to be killed.

Stats:
- Living Guinea Pigs: 2
- Living Plants: However many we were supposed to be watering in the first place
- Living Boarders: 2
- Victoria II Games Ruined: 1
- Attempts to Purchase Beer Thwarted by PA's weird ass liquor stores: 1

[delgriffith]

This has all the makings of a cult comedy classic!

[mites]

BREAKING:

Jeremy has just stepped in a glue trap while cooking potatoes for the second time in two days. so far the casualties caused by the glue traps have been one gray sock

[Guy Incognito]

yeah no one should ever have to try to buy beer in pennsylvania

[bread]

That poor sock

[tth]

tell gehrig to give jeremy some adderall

jeremy should get to try adderall

[ho bag brown]

things are already going to shit

[grammatron]

This is great.

[mites]

gooseberry lemonade is indeed great with vodka.

thanks for the tip Merciel!

[prince polo]

[an otter]

which of you is felix and which is oscar

[Brunch Served 11-2pm]

Incoming sext.

[Brunch Served 11-2pm]

How were you thwarted in your quest for drink exactly?

[black mamba]

i know you don't need them, and you're very busy house-sitting, but would you be willing to wear diapers for charity?

[Jeremy]

I'm so relieved that we haven't ruined anything.

[Guy Incognito]

it's only the first day jeremy

[ho bag brown]

charge that sock to the game

[mites]

I found a place to get beer. but I'm drinking vodka first


anyone have any grand theft auto the cowboy edition tips

[Jeremy]

Does anyone know what this is?

[Merciel]

Shit I meant to tell you guys, you can just put that comforter in the dryer, you didn't have to hang it up.

Were you able to get the TV and/or various video game systems to work?

[Merciel]

SVC is reading this thread over my shoulder and laughing.

[Robo-Chachi]

Incoming sext.

awesome.

[fester]

that's the plug to the shower drain

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Jeremy that is the drain plug to the bathtub.

You only need it if you are going to take a bath.

[mites]

yea we had no problems with any of that. I am actually an owner of a real live xbox.

we put the comforter in the dryer for awhile but nothing happened. then I looked behind your lint trap and it was packed. I probably saved the condo from burning down realistically

[Uppercrust]

that looks like it belongs to a blender jeremy. that or it's part of svc's cyborg hard drive.

[mites]

oh so that's why we can't take baths

[Robo-Chachi]

that's the plug to the shower drain

[tricky]

Can't wait for more stories throughout the week.

Also, SVC, I hope you haven't gotten too much sun.

[mites]

svc what do I order from the pizza place to make them think that it is you?