mites & Jeremy hired to house-sit by SVC & Merciel

[pana]

yes, those cameras are on, guys

[Merciel]

Oh I thought they were house sitting the dog mob. Are they just crashing there or just being a burglar deterrent?

It's not really possible for someone else to watch Dog Mob.

They're mostly there to keep my plants alive. The roof garden contains some moderately expensive plants and watering them daily is enough of a hassle that I'd feel bad imposing on the neighbors to do it. Also they're watching over the guinea pigs and killing off the mice that invade from the filthy restaurant trash room downstairs.

[glock mane]

i think the existence of the term artisanal pizza is an indictment of america

[mites]

jeremy is currently experiencing smoked gouda and oberon for the first time.

also I forgot to mention the funniest thing. on our way to delaware city day we noticed SVC got a "Time Sensitive Package". I was worried it might be medication so I put it in the fridge. It was boxers that finally came in from New York Lingerie

[tth]

oh my god oh my god

[pocket shepherd]

jeremy is currently experiencing smoked gouda and oberon for the first time.

also I forgot to mention the funniest thing. on our way to delaware city day we noticed SVC got a "Time Sensitive Package". I was worried it might be medication so I put it in the fridge. It was boxers that finally came in from New York Lingerie

[fox]

my coworkers also agree that that is a plug

[raskolnikov]

oh my god, I got an oberon last night at the bar and got so mad at you after the first sip.

[mites]

well jeremy is quite pleased so whatever

[fox]

really looking forward to the rest of this thread

[a-10 warthog champion]

Well I'm jealous


Mites wouldn't house sit my place.

[sordid affair]

thank you for this thread

thank you

[mites]

you asked me for a month where I'm already coming to philly and it is one of my good friends birthday and we're going down to ocean city!

I'd still be down to hang out though

are you coming to EGs with tricky and I?

[grizzleb]

Real life fastidious motherly concern from Merciel is pretty great

[Jeremy]

Ok it completely sucks and doesn't make sense that in Red Dead Redemption you can only give the horse pills to your horse and can't take them yourself.

[patrick cokane?]

why is no one filming this for the greater good

[important dentist]

how can i get to philadelphia (?) before this is over

[mites]

yea it's philly and the last time we are available for hanging out is friday night. Jeremy is leaving saturday morning I think and I'm staying till SVC and Merciel get back that night I think

[street hustler slokra]

how can i get to philadelphia (?) before this is over

try an airplane

[keykey]

SVC and Merciel you better get back early on Saturday so I can hang out with mites!

[Jeremy]

The mousetraps keep trapping me and not trapping any mice.

[Weasel]

mites, can i come over and hang out? I won't break anything.

[dr. badvibes]

you would not believe how relieved i was to hear that it was just the house they were sitting, and not the dog mob

[iambic]

oh my god

[mites]

hmmm dunno. we were explicitly told no house parties

[mites]

omg badvibes that is the best thing I have ever seen

[mites]

omg badvibes that is the best thing I have ever seen

[dan]

omg the paws sticking out
god bless this thread

[Weasel]

oh my god, dr. badvibes...

[Jeremy]

Oh my God I'm Larry.