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Postby parades » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:21 pm

anyone ever use this stuff? tried it last night and, while my consumption method made the ingestion really disgusting, it was awwwweesomee. not super pronounced like actual opiates but it's legal and really relaxing
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Re: kratom

Postby FidelityCastro » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:34 pm

Yeah it basically melds you into a couch for four hours. Not bad
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:22 pm

been read about this stuff on somethingawful (ugh)
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Postby hyperbole man » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:25 pm

i love this stuff. i used to take it all the time and it does get boring/depressing if used too often. i'm a very occasional user now.
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Postby parades » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:29 pm

i basically did a sorority girl shot with it where i drank some soda, kept it in my mouth then plopped a tablespoon of it in and chugged more soda. this afternoon im making tea
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Postby swamp thing » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:50 pm

it seems cool but it costs an absurd amount of money in a store and i can never tell which websites are too sketchy to buy from so ive only really had this stuff once when i was trying to quit pills

it seems pretty cool and i would be open to eating more
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Postby Quenelle of Suck » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:10 pm

bouncingbearbotanicals.com

its cheap and you'll get it within 3 days
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:23 pm

ugh i love this stuff

i know im not supposed to have it 2 days in a row for whatever reason but i'm already on 3 :oops: :arrow: :roll: :arrow: :shock: :arrow: 8-)
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Postby Potential Boarder » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:39 pm

you can make capsules and swallow those whole, which will make it more palatable. one of my friends went through a bout of kratom addiction, but she's better now.
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:59 pm

considering i just quit smoking i'm glad that even if this is addicting it's a lot safer than cigs (and more enjoyable)
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Postby beave » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:01 pm

tell me more about this--what did you call it? kratom?
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:02 pm

from some drug forum:

So my synopsis of kratom's effects... both low and high doses are both sedating and stimulating. It begins quickly with a stimulant rush that feels amazingly natural and clean, and absolutely not at all jittery. it makes me feel very talkative, very euphoric, and physically animated. it also makes me have to fart or take a crap, whichever is necessary, like other stimulants do. This phase is the reason I love it so much.

Then the stimulation smoothly fades and leaves a sedation, which is weak at low doses but strong at high doses. Mixing with cannabis at this point makes the experience FAR more complete and excellent, and the two combine to form an effect that is greater than the sum of their parts. The sedation is, basically, like an opiate sedation. because it essentially is.
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Postby lockheed » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:16 pm

hmm i do love to fart
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Postby husbands » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:18 pm

well I just bought some of this, hope it's good
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:19 pm

did you buy leaves, extract, or powder? apparently ordering anything but leaves is a little more sketchy but if you got them from bouncing bear you're probably fine. PM me if you have prep questions or anything
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Postby Mechanical Birds » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:23 pm

I saw this documentary about heroin addicts a while back where a dude spent $50k to go to some rehab in Mexico and the only thing they did was give him this stuff.

RE: bouncingbearbotanicals.com -- what's the best thing to order here? there are so many different kinds.
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:35 pm

i dont really know as i'm still just taking stuff my friend gave me but i've heard good things about 'Ultra Enhanced Indo' if that's on there
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Re: kratom

Postby Death Naked » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:42 pm

some asshole on here recommended a site to buy this from and they never sent anything and like i'm not going to make an issue if i get screwed by a site selling legal highs, it's just embarrassing
i'll try to find the e-mail so i can post it here though so nobody ever uses them

i'm not sure why i want to try this because not even vicodin does anything for me and i should have like a 0 opiate tolerance
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Postby Mechanical Birds » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:48 pm

Yr not taking enough if it isn't doing anything. Swear to dog I thought the same exact thing for years and just thought pills were dumb until I took like 5/6 Perc-10s one night when I worked at a gas station and became all :shock:

Most people say they get off on like, 10-20mgs but I have no idea how.

Is kratom like, an opiate high or what?
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:51 pm

refer to post above
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Postby Death Naked » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:00 pm

Mechanical Birds wrote:Yr not taking enough if it isn't doing anything.


i took the absolute maximum i could without inducing liver failure from the acetaminophen on an empty stomach
nothing

i could have taken more and i assume at some point i would have gotten high but even as much of a degenerate as i am the tradeoff would have still been too much
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Postby parades » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:12 pm

how did you take it?
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Postby young opiate » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:21 pm

i would probably fuck with this again. it's only sorta marginally cheaper than pills are though
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Postby husbands » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:23 pm

I got the sale extract from BB

how do I eat it

I also got some kava
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Postby husbands » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:24 pm

also I get a real nice high on 5-7.5 mg of hydrocodone and I take it all the time
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Re: kratom

Postby beave » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:30 pm

husbands wrote:also I get a real nice high on 5-7.5 mg of hydrocodone and I take it all the time

you just reminded me i have eight of those left
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Postby blogger status » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:34 pm

im pretty sure im done with pain pills

like two weeks ago dude gave me a handful of perc 5's and i gave them right back

still have the itch but its just not worth it for me anymore
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Postby blogger status » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:35 pm

and yeah eating like three 7.5s is a solid buzz
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Postby young opiate » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:42 pm

husbands wrote:I got the sale extract from BB

how do I eat it

I also got some kava

the powder? mix it in with some tea
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Postby camping » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:43 pm

I'm probably gonna buy this stuff
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