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Postby universe » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:32 pm

Should ax the OP so wolfie is the name on the thread
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Postby DestructoBot » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:37 pm

also done
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:38 pm

Love what you've done with the place.
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Postby john plainman » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:43 pm

universe wrote:Should ax the OP so wolfie is the name on the thread


Wait who was it before?
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Postby universe » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:49 pm

Down the memory hole... #trustnoone
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Postby Much Honoured Lord Nefarious » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:49 pm

john plainman wrote:
universe wrote:Should ax the OP so wolfie is the name on the thread


Wait who was it before?

turner brown
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Postby tgk » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:58 pm

Insane how many folks have joined the club since this thread began five years ago.
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:14 pm

The Parents title makes more sense, I just get irritated because I only post in like 5 threads and just scan the front page for them ha ha ha
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Postby trope » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:10 pm

Merciel wrote:Kermit intentionally fucks with the dogs by offering them his cookies and then pulling them away and laughing, because he's a fucking dick.

holy shit :lol:
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Postby john plainman » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:12 pm

Much Honoured Lord Nefarious wrote:
john plainman wrote:
universe wrote:Should ax the OP so wolfie is the name on the thread


Wait who was it before?

turner brown


Oh god
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:49 pm

Here we go again. :shock:
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Postby Much Honoured Lord Nefarious » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:52 pm

'grats
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:52 pm

RM Jr. says he wants a pumpkin, not a baby brother or sister.
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Postby Merciel » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:56 pm

ahaa

I'm pretty sure that was my reaction too when my parents first told me I was getting a younger sibling.

I tried to convince them to name her "Frog."
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:05 am

my kid is three and she's a goddamn brat let me tell you
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Postby grammatron » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:20 am

Man From Laramie wrote: it's his bday tomorrow and nobody wants to give him a present. who in the dog house now, dad.

big lols at this
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:36 pm

also she watched too much peppa pig and now she has a weird accent
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Postby brittle » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:55 pm

3 stitches on the forehead today and not a peep.

he's the toughest person i know.
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:05 pm

got a call from my son's school that he was complaining of not being able to hear and his head feeling "stuffy". the nurse says that there appears to be something in his ear but she's not authorized to take it out

so I biked over from work and this is what I see:

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they don't even have tweezers there, so I go back to my house, get my tweezers, and proceed to try and get out whatever this thing is. annnnnnnnd voila

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I'm showed it to him and I'm like, huckle how did this get in there? and he looks and smiles brightly "oh yeah! there it is!"

it was a long and thoughtful ride back to work
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:08 pm

bs I think you may have somehow ended up with my kid :oops:
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby darger » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:24 pm

i just had a 5-stitch night on sunday with a dishwashing disaster. all the way down to the bone.

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Postby wolfie » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:36 pm

Yowzers
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Postby tgk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:43 pm

boy oh boy is my kid having a hard time in kindergarten. it's been less than two weeks and we've gotten calls from the teacher twice about his behavior and hitting other kids, same deal with his afterschool care. he's been a goddamn monster towards us too. it's so hard and makes me so sad and stressed. he's such a sweet fucking kid but he can not handle transitions or control his emotions.
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Postby DRAGONS » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:28 am

babysat my older niece and nephew today and dropped them off at their dads house who i haven't seen since the seperation. he hasn't seen the kids in like three weeks. had to wait like two hours at his for him to come home and get his kids despite him reassuring me he would be home all day. i am so mad what a useless shithead!!!! like im pooped i went across the city and to the cat cafe and to a festival and ive got like five open bottles and balloons pls come look after ur kids for fucking once and not just leave ur ex sister in law waiting on the porch of ur house with two cranky and confused kids after a busy day of activities.

my sister has been real good with the recent split as she said its a lot easier to do things now as he was essentially someone else to micromanage and holy fuck do i understand now.

he said he was out playing pokemon go :roll:
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Postby DRAGONS » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:30 am

i spend more time with the kids then him i am trying the hardest on earth to have them not be messed up from the split give em all the love and attention and support in the world. urghghghgh so frustrated he is just such a deadbeat dad to such sweet kids full of so much love >: (
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Postby bongo » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:21 pm

joined the club on tuesday

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby aububs » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:24 pm

congrats bongo!
no buddy not really
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Postby Merciel » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:26 pm

Congrats! I had no idea you were even on the waitlist.
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Postby bongo » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:34 pm

yeah! baby casper born at home on tuesday :)

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Postby Real Love » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:07 pm

Would have gone with droog or big vedder
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