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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:45 am

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Rocco and His Werewolves, Witches, and Cyclopes.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:21 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Rocco and His Werewolves, Witches, and Cyclopes.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:10 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Rocco and His Werewolves, Witches, and Cyclopes.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:07 pm

~2 hours until showtime
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:38 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:51 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
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YouTube: Ampersand started "yahboy '83"

dan
already have questions

Ampersand
this is a jam
bob511 left the room

besoin
philippines?

donnamartin
promising credit graphics

Trebbers
Hey this is your boy, God

Ampersand
ding ding ding
jpeen entered the room

donnamartin
yesssss
bob511 entered the room

besoin
running start

pretty_yeoman
100% on board so far

donnamartin
oh no

pretty_yeoman
nevermind

donnamartin
already bad

besoin
the male god gaze

dan
is it my imagination or is she sleeping sideways

donnamartin
i didn't realize roy moore was an actor

Trebbers
Uh

Ampersand
this is a children's film, btw

donnamartin
that's why roy moore was in it

bob511
Is this "previously, on..." material?

donnamartin
what in the hell

Trebbers
Baby is half invisible

besoin
this is a prequel to an officer and a gentleman

Trebbers
"Keep it open" huh

donnamartin
congrats, it's a cat

Ampersand
good, now dump it in boiling water

Ampersand
whoops, too much

besoin
'atorch

bob511
Oh, shit, Herrod's here.

dan
The Cow King

Ampersand
A-Gorch

Trebbers
ahah

besoin
so calm

besoin
never considered isabello could be a name

bob511
Our Hero?

besoin
uh

donnamartin
did he use her as a shield?

dan
not really my kind of humor I guess

Ampersand
lol

besoin
....on....accident?

donnamartin
you had to be there, dan

dan
he really hates his shoulders

bob511
"Ugh! Ugh!"

besoin
is that a rhino

Trebbers
holy hsit

Ampersand
gack.... gack

besoin
the rye tway

donnamartin
this kid is p useless

besoin
kid's name is roku

Ampersand
lol

dan
very obscured goat sighing

bob511
How heavy was that kid, that he could lift it once he got out?

besoin
nice foley there

pretty_yeoman
oh a holiday film!

besoin
completely silent ox cart

pretty_yeoman
i dunno i don't think their leaving was peaceful at all

Trebbers
Peaceful except for the ghost rape

besoin
surely there are better uses of this kid's god powers

donnamartin
so glad they're recapping the last 10 min

bob511
When the scenes and the flashbacks are edited identically.

dan
kids that age are always curious about how to get killed

Ampersand
he looka like a man?

besoin
have they never heard parrots in the philippines

Trebbers
Half of the characters also sound like parrots

pretty_yeoman
they've never heard parrots wherever this flick got dubbed

donnamartin
this kid's proportions are freaking me out

dan
the Patty and Selma of the Philippines

pretty_yeoman
"in fact, we're leaving"

besoin
prince valiant here

bob511
"Other than that, it's a nice neighborhood."

besoin
what the hell

donnamartin
stop saying pussy cat

besoin
havoc in his poetry?

Trebbers
POOSYKAT

Ampersand
boozy cat

lhs
same hair as the kid, this must be his dad

donnamartin
feel like this movie is just testing out a lot of different plots

donnamartin
see what works

pretty_yeoman
how do you say Erik Estrada in Tagalog

donnamartin
woah, good job there macgyver

besoin
cheeps

dan
hmm, it's a radical theory but it may check out

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
worthless

besoin
uh

Trebbers
fx magic

pretty_yeoman
he's Ultra Luddite

dan
A Boy and his Log

besoin
why does he punch the top

donnamartin
i dunno why can't he afford full shorts

dan
so hard to imagine a child named "Rocco"

lhs
firewoodmaker punch

bob511
"Roco, don't look directly at the poor editing."

donnamartin
the parrot sounds like a gremlin

Ampersand
a gremlin being choked

Ampersand
Boy God fights water, loses

besoin
sounds like gonzo with emphysema

besoin
water is his kryptonite

pretty_yeoman
heh

Ampersand
the old adage: never get a rock wet

Trebbers
That boy aint right

dan
maybe his ghost dad was from the same place as the Signs aliens

donnamartin
talking is his kryptonite

Trebbers
Why a pudgy child for their superhuman/

besoin
he's just bulking before his cut

bob511
They spend a lot of time walking in the poison water.

donnamartin
i thought his dad was murdered?

pretty_yeoman
(in Tagalog conversations run temporally backward)

besoin
porous

bob511
"You're like a limestone god boy."

Trebbers
ahah

dan
aha

donnamartin
....what

pretty_yeoman
Rock- ... oh.

lhs
the water turns him into sand over thousands of years

besoin
now it's friday the 13th

bob511
Oh, she's that neighbor.

pretty_yeoman
lol

dan
cartman bird

bob511
Heh

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
I've understood 2 words that parrot has said

donnamartin
more than me

besoin
gonzo on krokodil

Ampersand
YEA, NO PROB, BOSS

lhs
pretty sure it just said "goblin king"

donnamartin
this is a worst nightmare i didn't know could happen

besoin
live by the wicker, die by the wicker

donnamartin
fuuuuuck

Trebbers
holy

lhs
the parrot assumes its true form

Ampersand
lol

besoin
reh reh rooooo

donnamartin
seriously, this movie is just testing out a series of plots

pretty_yeoman
they're not even in series!

dan
maybe try an invisible fence

Trebbers
Makes me happy to imagine that parrot is still alive

Ampersand
werewolves just wanna stroke your hair

pretty_yeoman
how does a werewolf in the Philippines even know what a wol- ah nevermind

pretty_yeoman
he's got a Fred Savage thing going on

Ampersand
"a monster!"

donnamartin
well, his head is enormous

Ampersand
he's like Fred Savage + Hairspray-era Ricki Lake

dan
I think the haircut is adding a lot

pretty_yeoman
"Frida Kahlo!"

donnamartin
don't lick your lips

donnamartin
ewwww

Ampersand
i mean, witches gotta eat

besoin
he hhe he

Trebbers
aha

pretty_yeoman
thaaaat's why they cast him chubby

donnamartin
To Serve Boy

Ampersand
heh

besoin
thefirstborndeeldes

pretty_yeoman
first born and regretting it since 1956!

pretty_yeoman
house looks like Falkor

donnamartin
oh woah

besoin
they look like a window display at anthropologie

dan
Like a rock.......o

bob511
We're supposed to believe that no one has tried to run him over before now?

Ampersand
someone call a tailor, stat

donnamartin
also lol besoin

besoin
jesus hell what is going on here

bob511
"Meanwhile, at the Dharma Institute..."

donnamartin
do we have to run sonar tests right now?

Ampersand
hate when hair gets stuck to the chewing gum you've smeared on your face

bob511
I mean, he's not that small a boy.

donnamartin
i dunno, murdering the parrot seems like a good idea

pretty_yeoman
lol

Ampersand
Tiki, Tailor, Boygod, Spy

besoin
hehe

pretty_yeoman
heh

dan
IM COMIN ELIZABETH

besoin
the shingles hour

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
aha dan

bob511
Do you think they transform earlier or later if they travel?

besoin
masterful

bob511
Or does lycanthropy automatically change time zones?

besoin
the berenstain werewolf

Ampersand
Planet of the Apes in timelapse

dan
I feel bad for this actress if their wolf makeup is anything like their beard makeup

pretty_yeoman
meanwhile, at some other time of day

donnamartin
Why don't you ...hang around

Ampersand
petrified!

bob511
Imelda is brutal if a village doesn't make her shoe quota.

besoin
is the god impregnating her too?

jpeen
do the dance

besoin
sounds like twins

donnamartin
weekend at bernie's sequel much darker than i recall

besoin
WHAT IS HAPPENING

bob511
Odd time for the torch relay.

donnamartin
you should just sit back and let it wash over you

Ampersand
cats in the Philippines sound weird

dan
love the bat effect

besoin
was that garfield

dan
man it'd be so sick to make a rug out of this guy

donnamartin
wiat we got bats now?

donnamartin
i walk away for two seconds

Ampersand
Zach Snyder's Batman is v. dark

donnamartin
wow this bad fights as well as a grown man

bob511
R'as is kind of slumming it, taking over this village.

Ampersand
"your shoulders look full of tension, mr. vampire"

dan
and thus Batboy was born

bob511
What

donnamartin
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ampersand
he did a barrel roll

jpeen
lotta good it did, too

donnamartin
i love this movie

donnamartin
he did a barrel roll at warp speed

bob511
Roco the Hedgehog

besoin
when did roku get shoes

Ampersand
the vampire transforms back into a black plastic garbage bag and floats off into the night sky

donnamartin
it's the most beautiful thing

bob511
Gif that

Ampersand
i'm calling this a hate crime
pretty_yeoman left the room

bob511
Good advice, doc.

donnamartin
a hate crime against bats?

besoin
finally his haunches are covered
megajohn entered the room
megajohn left the room
megajohn entered the room

dan
I was hoping he wouldn't be able to get it off his head

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
aw fuck

Trebbers
haha

donnamartin
oh nice igloo

Ampersand
anything but water

Trebbers
what a dipshit

donnamartin
..... water

besoin
nice job rolling in there idiot

donnamartin
ew ew ew ew ew

donnamartin
nooooooooooo

besoin
uhhhh

Ampersand
ruh roh

Trebbers
bi

Trebbers
no

dan
to be fair the water hazard gets a lot of people

donnamartin
.....

Trebbers
That branch doing a lot of work

Ampersand
this little scrub can't even bathe

donnamartin
nice, dan

Ampersand
the perfect hero of the underclass

Ampersand
talking to a blender would be more productive

besoin
jesus

donnamartin
.......

Ampersand
no. none of this is necessary

donnamartin
so uh

Ampersand
strictly speaking

besoin
and thus, the jollybee chain was begun

Trebbers
ha

donnamartin
they're never going to get an even crispt this way

Trebbers
what the hell

donnamartin
maybe fewer creep shots?

donnamartin
yesss

donnamartin
we found where the wild things are

dan
haha

besoin
what did we just learn about the rolling

Ampersand
for anyone who has wondered what Hipinion Werewolf games are like, it's a lot like this

donnamartin
lol

besoin
of all the ills in the world, this is where god boy is focusing

Ampersand
werewolf cruising

dan
yesss

lhs
some nice bats

donnamartin
honeslty, not much difference between this and joel schumacher batman

besoin
does this vampire costume have the little butt flap

dan
not seeing as much nipple on this bat

bob511
He's like a dowsing rod.

Ampersand
sinks like a boy god

besoin
it's a shame the boy god lives on an archipelago

dan
white headband guy is their Gilligan
jpeenier left the room

donnamartin
so if he's a boy god or wahtever

donnamartin
how does this come into play with the plot

besoin
the rolling thing, duh

donnamartin
oh right

besoin
and the waves

besoin
filipino f lee bailey

donnamartin
nincompoop, harsh words

donnamartin
need a gif
jpeenier entered the room

bob511
I think their phonebooth still needs a bit of work.

Ampersand
lol

besoin
the god of abraham!

lhs
he just had it set on self-cleaning mode

jpeenier
I guess they didn’t accept the charges.

dan
would have been faster to walk it over, dude

donnamartin
the werewolf costumes are better than this

besoin
who said anything about rocks

Ampersand
"no, Rocco, they became your rolls"

donnamartin
there's more plot to uncover?

bob511
"Now, challenge me to this homemade game of Simon."

dan
wonder how long it takes for this fake beard to come off? 3 hours?

besoin
this kid must have a belly full of worms

besoin
running around the tropics barefoot

bob511
Elder god guy was really good as the head ship in Zardoz, though.

donnamartin
lol

donnamartin
fuck you boy god

Ampersand
lololol

Ampersand
he is a bad boy

Trebbers
ahahahhah

donnamartin
pudgy fred savage doesn't have a lot of room to talk

besoin
now we're cookin'

dan
Ghosts and God-blins

donnamartin
was the ghost rapist dressed liek this?

bob511
The land of his limestone ancestors.

besoin
roku the god of lumpia

donnamartin
oh shit The Next Generation is here

bob511
All the dialogue was in three-second studio sessions over the course of fourteen years.

donnamartin
oh my god

Ampersand
here, Mick Fleetwood, here

donnamartin
lol

dan
a whole claymation sequence just for a single blink?

jpeenier
we need cash for an intensive addiction center to kick this 4-carton a day habit we all picked up in laos

donnamartin
oh god

donnamartin
that got dark fast

bob511
Next, the cyclops pinches his head.

donnamartin
kid you failed

donnamartin
boy god more like boy fail

bob511
Aha

Ampersand
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jpeenier
gaha

Ampersand
Odd Kiddie

dan
roc'd his lights out

donnamartin
lol

bob511
"Remember what I told you, one second previously."

donnamartin
high fives, the universal language of love

dan
so these guys go back to living in teh woods I guess?

besoin
two fannies

besoin
great, my mother in law

jpeenier
the most dangerous enemy of all...two enemies, glued together.

dan
I feel like this isn't an actual mythological creature and they just needed to come up with a cheap way to make a monster

dan
oh shit

donnamartin
oh shiiiiit

donnamartin
now, barrel roll!

donnamartin
is their super power to make you dizzy?

jpeenier
ok that is a sick move

dan
are they wind-up monsters?

jpeenier
climb, rocko!
bob511 left the room
bob511 entered the room

jpeenier
he must hit the crunch machine like a beast goddamn

donnamartin
wonder woman is here?

besoin
uh
poperblast4 entered the room

bob511
::cello riff::

dan
I feel like he could just be rolling past all of this

poperblast4
is this three ninjas kick back or what

dan
but I guess he just loves to murder too much

besoin
needs the hp

donnamartin
yesss

dan
It's a Sonic The Hedgehog/Altered Beast mash-up laserblast

dan
this is the rise from your grave guy

poperblast4
i could see this as a Sega CD game yeah

jpeenier
##base drops##

donnamartin
need this soundtrack to my life

jpeenier
bass* >,<

besoin
i wonder what's poisoning the water

poperblast4
i fucking hate guys who spam projectiles

bob511
Oh, yeah, I remember this boss from Zelda 2.

poperblast4
lol bob

donnamartin
fuuuuuuuck

donnamartin
this is a kids movie?

dan
this is a better Zelda adaptation that whatever we'll probably ever get

dan
now it's time to go Beneath the Planet of the Apes

besoin
janice

poperblast4
(final fantasy 6 overworld music plays)

jpeenier
trying to inhabit the headspace of a 10yo me watching this and frankly it is rocking my small world

besoin
marie antoinette

donnamartin
an immortal who can be killed by water

besoin
tautology

donnamartin
he should have stayed away from that tanning package

bob511
Vulcan needs to lay off the shellfish.

donnamartin
so vulcan is from florida

dan
Rocco's next quest: finding the guy who glued cadbury eggs under Vulcan's eyelids

besoin
pat benatar is an immortal

donnamartin
that other guy is a chump

Ampersand
i've been waiting to hack you, son

lhs
that's what i heard too

dan
low turnout at the meeting of the gods

dan
for the sake of Mike Pence

donnamartin
this movie has everything

Ampersand
lol

bob511
Rocco is Tommy

lhs
i like his she-ra outfit though

Ampersand
advanced studies in the truffle shuffle

poperblast4
meanwhile, back at rambo's house

besoin
oh yeah, robbie

besoin
he's been gone for 90% of the movie

dan
maybe all that was a fever dream Rocco had at the Party City in town

donnamartin
maybe rocco actually drowned the first time and this is all a jacob's ladder thing

besoin
dr. men-geal

besoin
filipino christopher walken

jpeenier
the story of how rocco became revolutionary commandant

donnamartin
i should start wearing ascots

dan
Dr. Jose F. Mengala

lhs
that neckerchief you like is coming back in style

bob511
Ha
jpeenier left the room

donnamartin
sweet, i'm a of a pretty jaunty disposition

dan
he is a fine boy, can't argue with him there

dan
the rest, what a muffter!

Ampersand
*set collapses*

Ampersand
uh

donnamartin
oh the indignity of tighty whities
jpeenier entered the room

bob511
OK, that wasn't necessary.

dan
turns out Mummenschanz make for shitty guards

donnamartin
neither was roku roasting on a spit, bob

lhs
but they're not dead?

besoin
this guy in the versace suit will kill him

dan
ahah

donnamartin
not...water...

Ampersand
pisssssss

donnamartin
hey how does rokku stay hydrated?

bob511
Should have armed all the goons with supersoakers.

dan
take off ya hoser!

besoin
gogurt, donna

donnamartin
blech

jpeenier
FIVE ~ ONE ~ FIVE

bob511
Dude, you don't put metallic costumes in a microwave.

jpeenier
aha besoin

poperblast4
... what

besoin
bit of luck there

lhs
that poor mime

besoin
just give them all water bottles

besoin
roku contained

donnamartin
that suit

besoin
you wouldn't shoot a guy in versace would ya?

besoin
*flips script*

dan
a camelbak would be like a mounted machine gun against him

donnamartin
could have just turned the handle

donnamartin
whhhhattt

Ampersand
hell ye

bob511
Fud'd.

lhs
"no"

Ampersand
"uh, you stay here, Rocco"

besoin
calls it like she sees it

donnamartin
oh so that was ghost rape

donnamartin
this is....not a kids movie

Ampersand
pretty good way to end, really

donnamartin
oh we're just gonna end it there?

dan
how do you try a ghost for rape though

donnamartin
no tearful goodbyes?

besoin
they started the socal fires

lhs
dead(beat) parents

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
lol

donnamartin
that kid's more fucked up than before

Ampersand
if he cries, he dies

donnamartin
oh, um, okay

donnamartin
so the end

bob511
Sure, why not?

besoin
fucking hell
Trebbers left the room

dan
loved it!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:01 pm

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Turn back the clocks to 1890.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:31 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Turn back the clocks to 1890.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:15 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Turn back the clocks to 1890.
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Postby dan » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:16 pm

I believe this is one of the last of my unfulfilled requests, thanks everyone with going along with so many. I promise tonight will be a blessed evening!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:04 pm

dan wrote:I believe this is one of the last of my unfulfilled requests


Oh, there are quite a few more.

TWO HOURS UNTIL SHOWTIME!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:37 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:51 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

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Postby Ampersand » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:44 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Rhyme Langour"

dan
you cheeky devil

Ampersand
gotta cover the tracks

besoin
this music sounds familiar

Shalabi
what is this
Trebbers entered the room

donnamartin
does anyone else have a v tiny screen?

Ampersand
a period piece

Bob511
Time After Time, I assume.

besoin
mine is normal sized, donna

Ampersand
nope, normal, donna

dan
have you tried glasses donna?

donnamartin
lol
donnamartin left the room

Trebbers
Is Rhyme Langour the real name of this
donnamartin entered the room

importantdentist
have you tried a bigger screen

Ampersand
Time Changer, treb

Bob511
Or Central Services? Try Central Services.

Trebbers
I see

dan
amp doesn't want to get sued by Rich Christiano

Ampersand
a very real possibility

dan
you know he has deep pockets

besoin
they're going to hang him

kayke
preachy

Ampersand
playing with his marbles?

Ampersand
that's sinful

dan
time for a flogging

Shalabi
dick cheney

Trebbers
Who hasn't been gripped by marble madness

importantdentist
i always fall asleep holding papers face out like that

dan
heh

besoin
captain steuben?

importantdentist
oh no it's one of THESE movies

besoin
that's ucla

kayke
oh no wonder that opening was so preachy

Trebbers
"What to do after we've burnt all the books? Write one!"

importantdentist
that guy

importantdentist
oh

kayke
I don't want any more old white men telling me what marbles I can or can't steal

donnamartin
lol

Ampersand
i don't think women could own marbles back then

donnamartin
not without their husband's permission

besoin
what is richard riehle doing in this

Ampersand
marbles had the right to vote, though

donnamartin
and have credit cards

kayke
paying his bills, besoin

dan
was he saying his blurb for the back cover?

importantdentist
looks like he jumped to conclusions there

Trebbers
Feels like this scene is going to morph into the Mr. Show blowjobs make the world go sketch

donnamartin
okay had a bathroom break, what on earth are these douches talking about?

kayke
a doctor AND a butler

dan
I'm glad James Cameron liked it

kayke
I have not heard a word these dudes have said

besoin
i have no idea what's happening

dan
I'm assuming this is a eugenics paper they're all taking about, right?

donnamartin
probably who gets park place

pinkerton
these guys are having a blast

donnamartin
and Pennsylvania RR

donnamartin
oh fuck, god hasn't been dead for a long time

Trebbers
The first letter of each chapter spells out "Norris huffs wooly dongs"

kayke
I can't and won't watch a movie with no contractions in it

besoin
this is wordy as fuck

dan
don't worry, the times they will be a changin

importantdentist
this movie is gonna suck

besoin
who wrote this, aaron DORKin

besoin
(wokka wokka)

Bob511
Gramps, I assume.

donnamartin
lol

kayke
god invented not stealing?

donnamartin
guys i want to run my head into a cement wall

pinkerton
from the guys that brought you plessy v. ferguson

donnamartin
lolol

Ampersand
i admire their fight against satan's plagiarism

kayke
"satan is nice, he just has a beef with jeezy!"

donnamartin
i legit have zero clue what's going on

besoin
same

donnamartin
i have a tendency to tune out when old white men talk

kayke
saaaame

dan
"and the 570th most important issue of christianity is helping the poor."

besoin
i see barney miller

besoin
and jump to conclusions mat

donnamartin
that's like, you're opinion man

besoin
and captain steuben

donnamartin
your*

Shalabi
this movie needs a Chris Tucker cameo

besoin
nice old timey desk

besoin
he has baby jesus in a woodshed

kayke
lol

importantdentist
the beard guy is really bad at line reading

Bob511
"No, I have posted that on the church door."

donnamartin
yes, it's true, no one has ever said 'don't steal'. jesus trademarked that

besoin
beard guy must be involved with the money somehow

besoin
he's not pulling his weight with acting

dan
"come on Russel do I have to spell this out *winks seductively*

donnamartin
getting a real big lebowski vibe

Trebbers
"And if I shaint?"

Ampersand
shaint his britches

Trebbers
ah

donnamartin
oh he has that in common with several boarders

Trebbers
A boy must not simply told not to shit his britches

besoin
this is making i am gabriel and gramps look really good

importantdentist
no it's not

importantdentist
gramps's dialogue is snappier at least

dan
my future requests will not be nearly as christian heavy

dan
and will instead be far more Haley Joel Osment heavy

donnamartin
it just needs more bigfoot

besoin
there weren't 900 words/sec in i am gabriel or gramps

kayke
please make this guy not the main character anymore

dan
oh donna if you only knew...

donnamartin
i would welcome bigfoot in this movie

kayke
I wouldn't publish this dude's book

donnamartin
me neither. he's a turd.

besoin
what is norris's illness?

Trebbers
I never want to hear the word 'greatly' again

kayke
I'd publish my own book about how he sucks

dan
just imagine this guys beard but all over his body, that's close enough

importantdentist
"the crazies"

donnamartin
eeeexcellent smither

besoin
the score sounds like they're going to travel in time or murder a gremlin or something

donnamartin
s

Ampersand
"for you are shorter than i"

Trebbers
What the fuck is this movie doing

donnamartin
they should have just called this movie Circle Jerk

pinkerton
i can barely hear this movie

besoin
this is like one of those random "reports on the feldspar output of botswana 2007-2011" things they used to sell on amazon

besoin
just random and dry as fuck

importantdentist
is there gonna be time travel in this or what

Trebbers
It's like they wrote out the minutes of a fictional HOA meeting

dan
I always wanted to buy one of those but they were like $85 each

Ampersand
time WILL change

donnamartin
think of all the movies that could have been made instead of this

besoin
is getting this guy's book endorsed seriously the central conflict here

kayke
I want to see the disrespectful teens the turtley man was talking about

besoin
oh, here's the time machine

donnamartin
i hope it's bigfoot

Shalabi
dis gonna b good

kayke
I feel like god would be anti time machine tho

besoin
i was right about the woodshed

donnamartin
it's baby jesus made out of sausage

Ampersand
weird that this movie exists that science is real

Trebbers
His "Time Machine" turns out to be a naked man in stocks

Ampersand
*insists

kayke
lol

besoin
why are time machines always left by dead fathers

donnamartin
a wine cellar?

Ampersand
George Clooney's sex machine

kayke
"it's where I do my open mics"

Shalabi
a TV studio?

dan
isn't this where Marc Summers and those kids got trapped

importantdentist
wait is there actually a time machine? i was just joking

donnamartin
:)

Bob511
Now they just need to build the Pizza Time Players.

Trebbers
"It takes me to beer o'clock every evening"

kayke
lol

besoin
"i killed chandra levy"

Trebbers
haha'

donnamartin
i made a show called Curb Your Enthusiasm

donnamartin
it's a moving picture

kayke
so do they travel naked?

kayke
ooooh okay.

donnamartin
let's hope not

Bob511
Terminator rules.

dan
"You can use this to change everything at the school. With your help soon I become Dean Norris."

Trebbers
Of course this movie has tedious rules about time travel

Ampersand
"now take off your clothes"

donnamartin
the future, where it's a 50% divorce rate

besoin
russell, you must buy bitcoins

importantdentist
oh god this is what this movie about isn't it

importantdentist
fucking hell

kayke
what if you took an old timey camera and took a picture of things? Would you be able to keep it since the film is from the past?

donnamartin
that's where you're going, dentist

Ampersand
*travels through time, winds up at an MTV Spring Break taping*

besoin
russell fucking sucks

Trebbers
The Bible Primer

donnamartin
i mean, they all suck

donnamartin
russell, women get the vote!

kayke
to be fair that looks like a kill room

besoin
no one ever wore those dumb cravats

besoin
get outta here

dan
checks out

Bob511
"Got that, Chuck?"

Trebbers
Spoiler: Jesus was into scripture

besoin
he's going to give him a tomagotchi

Trebbers
"I gotta get your ass in the time sling"

kayke
"explore the possibility... of us"

besoin
show him. show him the spuds mackenzie beer coozy.

donnamartin
i want russell to go to the future, try mushrooms, and tell him to shove it

dan
such incredibly awkward walking

donnamartin
this might be the dumbest plot we've ever watched

besoin
these stakes are so low

donnamartin
including the movies that had no plot

importantdentist
seriously

importantdentist
they're going to use a time machine to prove things suck in the future

Ampersand
this could use some wrestling in mom's front yard

donnamartin
and bigfoot

besoin
does it travel backwards? just go see jesus and settle this once and for all

Bob511
"Or, you know, come at nine, and then you can come back at eight."

dan
hoping for an immediate mugging when he gets to the future

Ampersand
one single goat

importantdentist
oh man i hope he goes to 1990

donnamartin
aww, RIP goat

kayke
so the "good end" is that this guy's book doesn't say stealing is bad without saying 'stealing being bad is jesus's idea'?

dan
yep

kayke
ugh

Shalabi
"get in, we need to speed this movie up"

donnamartin
this is what happens when you let old white men make movies

Bob511
This whole argument could be solved if they just went back and got a blurb from Jesus.

besoin
i think that's very accurate

Trebbers
"You will arrive in downtown Pyongyang, tell them you are a Western spy"

dan
just wait until he sees a modern classroon

dan
m

importantdentist
"fortunately, they still have capitalism in the future"

donnamartin
i hope he learns to netflix and chill

donnamartin
whhhaaaaaaaaat lololololololol

besoin
what is the argument? captain steuben says you need to teach jesus AND morals?

dan
prepare to see the sick and twisted future where people are only taught MORALS

donnamartin
we don't have time to write real plot to explain our science

Ampersand
super complicated, just ignore it

Trebbers
He will go to a classroom, see a Smart board and renounce god

kayke
it just fries him

Shalabi
plot twist, it just kills him

donnamartin
i'd like a movie where they all die

Shalabi
damn it

besoin
a WOMAN?

Ampersand
*arrives in 2017, immediately elected to congress*

Trebbers
"It smells like boing piss"

dan
"now this will remove the top of your skull to start..."

importantdentist
why doesn't the version of himself that figured out how to transport two people come back in time and tell him how to do it

donnamartin
tense theme from time machine sequence

Ampersand
that's Bain with a Capital B

besoin
when he comes back he should kill michelle bain's grandparents

Bob511
"Wink, wink."

donnamartin
this guy was way too into back to the future

Shalabi
"meet with Bain Capital CEO Mitt Romney"

donnamartin
whoever made this, i mean

dan
"well that's him out of the way"

Trebbers
ahah

donnamartin
oh oh oh this music is a good sign

Trebbers
the music

kayke
ah, the future

donnamartin
very clean ally

besoin
is that the terminator alley

importantdentist
i was gonna say

Ampersand
Home Alone: Lost Soul in New York

importantdentist
hope the terminator comes out right after him

Shalabi
should have teleported naked

donnamartin
aha ha amp

importantdentist
wait it changed his watch automatically?

donnamartin
oh my god, i haven't had my morning constitution

besoin
he'll have to leave that bible in the future

donnamartin
very quiet alley

donnamartin
don't leave your hat there dude

importantdentist
20XX

Shalabi
lol

pinkerton
yo

pinkerton
where the fuck is Morris man?

besoin
this should have happened a lot faster than 30 mins into this thing

dan
should be 2002 judging by when this was made

donnamartin
how did he know to do this?

besoin
captain steuben told him to

besoin
just say the fucking amount

donnamartin
does this movie have a rule about saying numbers aloud?

kayke
the amount just says "sandwich"

Ampersand
lol

dan
Lon Githgow

donnamartin
those guys look like the ones who run THe Knife CHannel

Shalabi
how did he make it this far

importantdentist
he means a "non-jewish" manner

besoin
you can't check into a hotel without ID

Trebbers
What the fuck is this

kayke
what if it's a sex hotel

donnamartin
or a credit card

importantdentist
"call for help"

Shalabi
isn't every hotel a sex hotel?

kayke
truuuuue

donnamartin
what hotel have you been to that offers this level of service?

Ampersand
i mean, how could they not have gotten Rob Schneider?

Ampersand
he wasn't busy

donnamartin
lol

besoin
sometimes airbnb hosts are like this

donnamartin
sure, but this is a best western

donnamartin
or, an okay western

besoin
funkay

donnamartin
oh the music

donnamartin
someone had fun with the casio

importantdentist
no

Ampersand
UH UH UH UH

dan
ITS ABOUT TIME

kayke
it IS about time, isn't it

Shalabi
this is LA, right?

Trebbers
ITS ABOUT TIME

besoin
yeah

Trebbers
BOUT BOUT BOUT

dan
oh god

donnamartin
honestly too bad he didn't go to 2017. he'd fit in at all the microbrews

kayke
jump

importantdentist
"negroes!"

besoin
so this is basically crocodile dundee but he's christian instead of australian

Trebbers
"They let slaves own bibles?"

Ampersand
GOD LIVES!

Shalabi
oh no

Ampersand
not a chance

Shalabi
i though he was going to scold her

Ampersand
very unrealistic

donnamartin
oh my god

besoin
oh god

Shalabi
so basically the pawn shop gave him a million dollars

Trebbers
They are combining montage types

Trebbers
ahahh

donnamartin
don't you work on commission? big mistake! HUGE mistake

besoin
:)

kayke
n such

Ampersand
i'd like to know what the such is

besoin
just say you're from canada

Bob511
"Preferably not the papist church of your people."

kayke
probably plastic bags, amp

Ampersand
"capitalism, man"

donnamartin
uuugggghghghghgh gfuck offfff

besoin
yeah, no one worked on sunday in 1890 or whatever

besoin
you easily meet people this weird at church

dan
spark it night?

Ampersand
"we're going to go see the new Harry Potter"

dan
is my mind corrupt or does every proposition between men in this sound super sexual

Shalabi
"no problem?"

donnamartin
oh ted haggard is the pastor

besoin
stop staring at my crotch

donnamartin
by bible, i mean your dick

Ampersand
that's a plump bible you have there

kayke
steal his bible

donnamartin
......

dan
again, ultra sexual

importantdentist
this is really scary

Bob511
Whoa

Ampersand
omg

donnamartin
guys

donnamartin
this just got weird

Trebbers
Holy shit it's satan?

importantdentist
so he's only going to get to see one church service?

importantdentist
he needs to see a pentecostal church

besoin
michelle bain

donnamartin
oh get thee to a tailor

Trebbers
"Or I should say, a hotting dog"

importantdentist
did they walk weird in the 1890s?

besoin
what year is he from?

besoin
because they had all this stuff in like the 1880s

donnamartin
yes, no one drinks tea, ever, it's true in 2002

kayke
yasss

Trebbers
An urchin!

kayke
get it

importantdentist
wtf is this

Shalabi
"one hotith dog kind sir"

Trebbers
Runs like he is about to shit

dan
he shouldn't have asked for marbles on his hotdog

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
aha

Bob511
The production budget to cover torn slacks just isn't there.

kayke
keep running, I don't want that terrible man to ever have food again

Shalabi
still can't place this city

Shalabi
must be Vancouver

besoin
it's LA

importantdentist
vancouver is fake LA

donnamartin
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU MOVIE

Shalabi
but it was time travel, not space travel

Ampersand
stealing hot dogs for fun and profit

dan
most eyebrow raising in a movie since Groucho

donnamartin
she's making those hot dogs turn tricks

importantdentist
is he getting a boner from that mannequin

Bob511
He's in the godless future for five minutes and already he's been convinced to shoplift?

kayke
this store has one non boring dress and he won't stand for it

importantdentist
oh so yes

donnamartin
a special deal?

dan
Chris Kattan's less famous brother

donnamartin
lol

besoin
i mean, there are definitely people that act like this guy

dan
like the director of this

Bob511
Chris Kattan is Frank Whaley

Ampersand
why i never

importantdentist
i like that they didn't even show what it looks like

kayke
no don't bother this man again

besoin
yeah

importantdentist
because the director thinks the same thing

besoin
go somewhere new

besoin
what an asshole

donnamartin
i want russell to die so so so so much

donnamartin
i've never wanted anything so much

dan
the line read on "Slammer?" killed me

donnamartin
maybe i can ask santa

besoin
go. somewhere. else.

Bob511
Are those plastic flowers in water?

Ampersand
helllllooo mr. wayne

kayke
that broach

pinkerton
yikes

importantdentist
"later, we fucked"

donnamartin
i think he has another family somewhere

donnamartin
he also said he was in the FBI?

kayke
"but the dudes there seemed highly into me"

besoin
heh

dan
"and the number of coloreds in the service was quite unsettling to my disposition"

besoin
that guy refused to open the door himself

donnamartin
har har

importantdentist
goooood one

Bob511
Good guess.

Ampersand
wow so true

kayke
oh no

importantdentist
this dude says "this" so much

besoin
haha

donnamartin
she had feelings

Ampersand
lol

besoin
all of this crap existed in the 1890s

dan
ahahah

importantdentist
just listen to how much he says "this" seriously

donnamartin
honestly, if god nukes this whole world i'm fine with it

kayke
please do not harass this woman

kayke
please do not bother this overworked waitress

kayke
don't bother those women either

importantdentist
all the people he runs into are just rude

besoin
they're going to an abortion party

Shalabi
oh no

donnamartin
but he's extremely rude

donnamartin
so

dan
lol besoin

importantdentist
"alcohol?? the legal drinking age is 14, my dear ladies!"

Shalabi
lol

besoin
mind your fucking business, carlisle

kayke
young ladies, water down your booze as jesus advises!

donnamartin
okay, i really doubt people in the 1890s always talked like this

Trebbers
oooof

Ampersand
fart

importantdentist
it's so funny how not even the bad people swear in these movies

Ampersand
*decapitated*

donnamartin
Elf is excited for the movies

pinkerton
someone is gonna murder this guy

besoin
mature theatres

importantdentist
it's gonna be me

kayke
miniature theaters

besoin
damn, signature

donnamartin
curious oboe theme from whatever this movie is called

dan
"One for Black Snake Moan please"

besoin
hah

kayke
buttered popcorn is gonna blow his mind

kayke
oh no what if he sees two people kissing

importantdentist
i can't imagine what sorts of movies the church group goes to see every week

Trebbers
asahhahah

Shalabi
i would rather see the movie they're watching

Trebbers
This is me at my computer right now

besoin
isn't the movie really showing how stupid these type of people are?

importantdentist
my church only ever went to see narnia movies and shit

kayke
the lord said you cannot mix ice cream and cake

besoin
audience surrogate

pinkerton
haha

pinkerton
damn that guy is a bad actor

Ampersand
LORD NO

donnamartin
my wife and i are trying open relationships

kayke
he doesn't know hotdogs but he knows time zones

pinkerton
this movie but DDL is the lead actor

pinkerton
i'd watch it

besoin
oh no

dan
this movie is just going to be this guy going to every modern place and situation and ruining them by acting like a huge entitled asshole

besoin
"let's kill him"

dan
hopefully it ends with everyone in 2002 literally thowing him back through the time tunnel

donnamartin
poor man's george clooney isn't about this guy

kayke
rowdy teens!!

donnamartin
zip

Trebbers
Stumbles on to these corrupt cops drug ring

besoin
heh, donna

importantdentist
"tut tut, after 8:00"

donnamartin
(sorry)

dan
man's most vile sin: loitering

besoin
thank god

importantdentist
"2036"

kayke
lol

Ampersand
sucks that he lives a long life

donnamartin
so they jump to the obvious explanation of time travel?

donnamartin
and not that two guys, same name?

Shalabi
wow

besoin
oh no

importantdentist
"what are you doing in this classroom, my negro friend"

besoin
we'll have to locate his material

kayke
"if you are students where are your oversized cravats?"

Shalabi
"bro, this two-thousand-*RECORD SCRATCH*"

besoin
yiiikkkesss

besoin
you let this man in here, mrs. jones

importantdentist
"mr. carlisle, that is astoundingly untrue"

Trebbers
Student needs to be recording a video in portrait mode

dan
does the bible say anything about drinking a beaker full of acid?

Ampersand
"mr. carlisle, you have the brain of a bonobo"

besoin
he softened his hairstyle

besoin
what the hell is this subplot

importantdentist
i was getting a booze refill, who are these guys

kayke
buddy cops

dan
*opens closet to find lady mannequin*
pinkerton left the room

besoin
haha

donnamartin
yup and all of this is GOOD

importantdentist
hahahaha

dan
NO!

besoin
what an odd thing to quibble with

dan
SAY IT ISN'T DO!

dan
*SO

donnamartin
not people being good for the sake of being good!

kayke
I hope the guy just said "jeez" and he flipped out this bad

importantdentist
he's becoming convinced that you should always mention jesus whenever you tell someone not to steal something

Bob511
"But then I met this guy named Robert..."

dan
all kinds, 5's 10's even 20's

Ampersand
i was the total package

donnamartin
i hope you die, i hope we both die!

kayke
what lol

besoin
you must have been pretty sheltered

besoin
i mean

dan
Kevin Godley from 10cc to be exact

besoin
hope this is a private university

donnamartin
ahahahahaahahaha

kayke
harry potter

besoin
minions

importantdentist
"let me tell you about something called 'harry potter'"

importantdentist
ah well there you go

Trebbers
"In other words, sin is in"

besoin
"shrek farts"

donnamartin
this is insane

importantdentist
this is amazing

Ampersand
lol so this is all about reinstating the Hayes Code

kayke
hahahaha defend the hay code

importantdentist
there were movies that didn't have jesus in even one single scene!

Bob511
If only they had gone with the Jesus Code instead of Hayes.

donnamartin
haha liberation is a bad thing apparently

kayke
"if lucy and ricky don't sleep in separate beds, satan has won"

donnamartin
there is 30 more iminutes to cover

Bob511
::tumbleweeds::

importantdentist
wait is this the dean from before

Trebbers
This fucking guy

besoin
satan himself

donnamartin
the crooked cops is legit my favorite thing going on

besoin
not a single person read any of them

kayke
what's his gay agenda

dan
I'm crossing my finger for some gays to show up

kayke
I like that this movie is anti sports

importantdentist
"golf? but golf is a sin!"

donnamartin
he is painfully offended by anything that isn't a hairshirt

kayke
what would Gramps say

Trebbers
ahahah

besoin
it's bribery

Trebbers
love that kid

importantdentist
"SIX flags?? six is the number of the devil!"

Ampersand
when Christians reference "the good ol' days" i didn't realize they meant the 1890s

kayke
lmao

kayke
this is exactly the scene I wanted at the movie theater

importantdentist
wait

dan
this is what the director thinks the Spice Channel is like

donnamartin
ahahahahhahahaha

Trebbers
"You dumb fuck"

Shalabi
jesus save us

Bob511
Well, apparently 1890 is a little late for, say, Roy Moore.

donnamartin
this is just so

importantdentist
did plays have people kissing in them before 1900 or what

donnamartin
ahaha bob

donnamartin
the sin portal

kayke
he's gonna cry because he saw an ep of dawson's creek

importantdentist
oh man i can't wait for this

besoin
haha

donnamartin
need a gif

dan
me during Movie Night

Ampersand
amazing

Trebbers
Going to skip a hell of a ppv porn charge

besoin
he found a storage wars marathon

kayke
last time I was at a hotel I watched 'Rat Race' and like 4 hours of storage wars

dan
love Rat Race

importantdentist
the theological tenet of critiquing morals in absence of proselytizing is directly responsible for elimidate

donnamartin
this is the kind of movie written by someone who thinks the devil works in all corners

Ampersand
"sorry, she's in bed with satan now"

donnamartin
i mean, sex

besoin
that secretary definitely thinks they're fuckin'

kayke
I want to see a micro fish...

besoin
please read about your death

Ampersand
sea monkeys

Trebbers
Time to look up some stock quotes

besoin
crash override

importantdentist
look at this hacker dude

Ampersand
Greg will show you the Matrix

dan
gotta say Johnny Depp really nailed it

kayke
you've heard of Cereal Killer, meet Cereal Eater

donnamartin
finds his articles about being arrested for being a sex pervert

importantdentist
how did he know what the space bar would do

donnamartin
stop looking for plot holes, dentist

importantdentist
or i guess maybe they had typewriters back then i dunno

besoin
typewriters

donnamartin
ahahahahaha

Ampersand
curiosity is a sin

besoin
glad we wasted time on that

kayke
maybe it's not for him to know, but I want the deets

donnamartin
i think we were supposed to learn something from it besoin

besoin
i won't google for information about my death

kayke
lol

Trebbers
Should have auto correcteded to 'Robert Carlisle autoerotic asphyxiation'

donnamartin
see even russell knows fuck the police

Trebbers
*russell*

Bob511
These guys are going to be totally stumped by Gabriel.

Trebbers
I like how when they introduce actual conflict into the movie, he quickly walks away

kayke
"great to see all of you, wouldn't want to be all of you"

dan
*crowd passes around collection basket of rotten fruit in preparation*

Trebbers
Starts screaming like Sam Kinison

donnamartin
what is this movie called?

besoin
time changers?

Ampersand
Time Changer

kayke
crime stranger

Trebbers
Time Changer, should have been called Time Stealer

dan
Tim Ech Anger

kayke
lmao

besoin
he's going to explain how black people should be in slavery because their ancestor saw noah's penis

importantdentist
wait is he gonna go back in time and turn usa 2000 AD into a theocracy

besoin
*whispers* he's from iowa

Trebbers
"Interrupting is a sin, my friend"
Shalabi left the room

dan
"and have lingerie on display for all to see"

dan
SURRRRRRREEEE you arent

Bob511
The twenty-first century as antedeluvian is more apt than the movie realizes.

besoin
you arrogant son of a bitch

donnamartin
i'm a fan of the IMDB user reviews: somehow watchable but not exactly good

donnamartin
"Great concept for a story, but the messages get sorta questionable"

importantdentist
haha

donnamartin
"This movie will be hated by non-Christians"

importantdentist
nobody's going to care about him calling radio an "amazing invention"

Ampersand
the devil's in the radio

besoin
isn't this what every homily sounds like at protestant churches

Ampersand
"i urge you no fap"

Ampersand
don't play marbles with the lord

kayke
cum

importantdentist
"if you are blasphemously wearing a so-called 'graphic tee-shirt' to church"

Ampersand
this is how you beat the deep state: convert them

Ampersand
"kill yourselves"

dan
so its dark, but theres a fire going? I kind of want to see that

besoin
fun fact: this actor went to prom with rita wilson, tom hanks's wif

besoin
e

Ampersand
fun fact: he's allegedly an actor

importantdentist
coincidentally enough tom hanks asked out my childhood pastor's wife when they were in middle school

besoin
he also played someone named "judge moore" in a movie about grand theft auto

kayke
LEAVE EDDIE ALONE

donnamartin
good

donnamartin
did you say, bad ombre?

Ampersand
"i signed it for you"

Bob511
"That's Latin, Eddie."

besoin
"what makes you think i speak spanish?"

Trebbers
"I will read about one page per shit, I tell you"

donnamartin
oy

besoin
he must hear this 100 times a day, working in a laundromat

importantdentist
did he think that 100 years ago

dan
absolutely

donnamartin
lol: was a bit disappointing (though not surprising) that this screenplay was written by those who believe in a hell of eternal conscious torment

donnamartin
this did not ruin the movie for me. It did however knock a star off my still-very-high rating.

importantdentist
these are the same people who wouldn't believe that barack obama was born in the united states

donnamartin
Eddie, boundaries man

importantdentist
yet some dude just comes up to them and talks about the end of the world and they're all in

dan
*immediately goes to pawn shop with bible*

Ampersand
*six months later* "hey man this book is kinda fucked"

donnamartin
oh i hope the crooked cops show up to introduce actual tnesion

importantdentist
so is he gonna not publish his book now

importantdentist
that he worked so hard on

kayke
he's got to cite god

Ampersand
he's still gotta change time

donnamartin
nah the cops are about to shoot him and cover it up

importantdentist
and that 7 out of 8 bible scholars like

donnamartin
zoinks!

kayke
"they'll never be able to follow me past these tables"

dan
did the rapture already happen?

besoin
they'll accidentally bring these two back to 1890 and captain steuben will immediately murder them

donnamartin
i'd enjoy that

besoin
didn't figure in daylight savings

dan
*pulls out derringer*

besoin
yeah, this'll get them to leave

kayke
there's always time for breakfast

Ampersand
isn't this taking the lord's name in vain?

importantdentist
is this blasphemy

donnamartin
and mike pence will be VP!

Ampersand
go to hell russell

dan
he was supposed to be here already but there was real bad traffic coming out of heaven

donnamartin
....

Bob511
Looked more like a smiting than a rapture.

besoin
........

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
hold me, daryl

kayke
I want to watch this with commentary by jesus

importantdentist
welcome back to the turtle club, russell

besoin
THERE WAS A MANNEQUIN

dan
"oh its good to see you Norris...um are my organs supposed to feel this...hot?"

kayke
"we're not friends, russell"

besoin
if this guy is an authority on morals without jesus, why did he preach jesus to everyone who showed a lack of morals?

donnamartin
we're white men, after all!

besoin
"that's why i did 112"

importantdentist
don't check 2018 please

dan
"I hope it ends before the year 9999 or else I'm gonna have to change the display"

importantdentist
i like how they briefly had the "will he learn how he dies" thing but there wasn't really any reason for it

Bob511
Every sentence now starts, "Jesus says..."

importantdentist
every sentence has a superscript that leads to a footnote that just says "God"

besoin
i'm willing to believe everything in the bible if you let me go back in time and confirm it

donnamartin
ahaha

importantdentist
ahahahahahaha

kayke
well we still have sports and kissing movies so I guess his little plan didn't work

donnamartin
this truly might be one of the dumbest movies yet

importantdentist
oh he's going to tell off the neighborhood scoundrel again but this time give him a theology lesson

besoin
i think the thing i hate most about this is the assumption that everything was perfect in 1890

dan
I'm very glad I could deliever in that area Donna

dan
and I really mean that

Ampersand
"they call it a hot dog"

donnamartin
it's no bicentennial man

importantdentist
i thought he was a dr.

dan
lol

importantdentist
"it was hammurabi"

besoin
"DDaaaaaDDDDD, heeelpppp!"

Ampersand
so even 1890 was godless

importantdentist
imagine being told this by a stranger

Ampersand
we have to goo baaaaack

Bob511
Imagine?

donnamartin
this movie ignores huge problems with society in 1890 but yeah sure

kayke
I had that happen to me on a bus in PA once.

besoin
[norris and michelle bain in bed]

importantdentist
WHERES HE SENDING THAT

besoin
that oven rack mobile is important to the machine

donnamartin
i've the preaching shit happen several times

dan
he's gonna send that 20lb bible to 2009 to drop on Obama's head at the inauguration

Bob511
Is Norris some sort of, like, temporal Gideon?

donnamartin
this music

Ampersand
those control levers are foot long hot dogs

besoin
what's the point of this?

importantdentist
hahaha it's gonna be 2012 huh

donnamartin
omg

importantdentist
omg

besoin
oh, it won't work?

importantdentist
this is so good

donnamartin
this is the best ending

besoin
i'll forgive everything if it's 2012

dan
is there a Batman villain about to get revealed?

donnamartin
i hate this movie but I love this ending

importantdentist
time just doesn't exist past a certain point

donnamartin
do we really need this again?

kayke
Why is the movie still talking?

dan
Rich dropping some samples in for the final track

Ampersand
well, tbf, we didn't listen to this the first time

donnamartin
lol

donnamartin
chip lake

kayke
I want an eddie clip

dan
ITS A BOUT BOUT BOUT TIME

besoin
sad to see richard riehle can be bought by big christianity

Ampersand
lol

besoin
big rich christianos

donnamartin
jeff "blink" rogers?

donnamartin
who puts that nickname in credits?

Ampersand
the Atlas Shrugged cast lists were pretty sad too

kayke
"MAGIC" film?!!

kayke
satan's film

Bob511
Dr. Butler

donnamartin
are they just replaying the movie for us?

Ampersand
D. David Moron

Bob511
Double threat.

donnamartin
we should have just watched the credits, it covered it

importantdentist
it's becoming clearer that the yelling about blasphemy in the movie was not really a joke

besoin
love that those women got credited as "rex's wife"

besoin
instead of having a name

Bob511
Fresno City College

donnamartin
taht wasn't clear dentist?

dan
no, thank YOU JC Penny

importantdentist
i hadn't really considered it because it was so bonkers

importantdentist
Robert Lee

donnamartin
EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS

dan
hey what ever happened to Satan?

importantdentist
thanks Robert Lee, for trying to keep slavery like god said

donnamartin
he made it big in the movies, dan

dan
did he manage to seduce any of the other parishioners by complimenting their bibles?
Bob511 left the room

importantdentist
fuck five and two refers to the five loaves and two fish
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 am

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: A Star War.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:08 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: A Star War.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:12 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: A Star War.


Further hint: I burned in some subtitles for this one. It will be worth it.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:13 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: A Star War.


Further hint: I burned in some subtitles for this one. It will be worth it.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:08 pm

~2 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:37 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:51 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:36 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Turkish Star Wars"

dan
they probably payed Roberts the same rate you would give a normal Santa Claus impersonator

besoin
simon mall santa, NOT westfield santa

dan
I think even if I understood Turkish these would be very hard to read credits

dan
Kunt Tulgar

besoin
the music is great

Ampersand
Credits by Chester Novell Turner

dan
someone is hand cranking these credits upward and is not doing a good job maintaining consistent speed

dan
so is this Turkish Star Wars?

Ampersand
correct

Trebbers
ahahh

Trebbers
Only seen screencaps

dan
I almost played the Turkish WonderWoman trailer

besoin
hope this dialogue slows down

Ampersand
what's a fella gotta do for a title crawl?

dan
they've done a really good job with the effects I got to say

dan
looks remarkably faithful

besoin
the beautiful and happy world was madly destroyed

Ampersand
this movie is nearly dialogue-less. they're getting it all out of the way up front

Bob511
Resist with a crust?

besoin
a coating made of human brain molecules

dan
a crust which wielded power of a human brain apparently

dan
I hope this crosses over with all the space brains from Gradius

Bob511
OK, how many consecutive times did you send these subs through Google Translate, Amp?

besoin
thank god the turks sailed into space

Trebbers
This, I can't understand

Ampersand
brain recognize brain

dan
very very loud for being the void of space

Bob511
Is this how Robotech feels to the Japanese?

dan
might need to get some mufflers for these X-Wings

Trebbers
The backwards clips are killing me

besoin
so the death star is the earth?

lhs
death egg

Trebbers
say what

Ampersand
i gotta say, these Despecialized Editions are way overrated

Bob511
Aha

dan
I feel like the star wars footage is using the original form of altering the copyrighted footage to avoid youtube takedowns

besoin
cover up part of it with a turk?

Ampersand
i think he thinks that if he keeps saying he can conquer the world with a brain it'll be true

besoin
this goes on for 80 more minutes, eh?

Ampersand
it gets more interesting soon

dan
well they blew up the sun, so that's good

lhs
wish they hadn't filmed this with a 3000mm lens

Trebbers
Thought the sun smelled bad on the outside

dan
remove the salt crust and serve

Bob511
Oh, no, they left that guy in the oven too long

Ampersand
two humble worm farmers

besoin
cappadocia

besoin
cappadocia

Bob511
Turkish Greatest American Heroes?

dan
be careful, I think Wile E Coyote must have set that up

Trebbers
Tired like a dead

Ampersand
lol

besoin
i'm going to start saying i'm tired like a dead

lhs
that is so me

besoin
hm

dan
I'm guessing the forecast said low visibility

Ampersand
hehe

Bob511
Oh, shit, they crashed into Stargate.

lhs
look on my turks, ye mighty

dan
haha

besoin
dracula?!

Ampersand
sometimes you get extinct

besoin
we really need some more characters

Trebbers
ahahahhaa

besoin
they can't resist it

Bob511
But more characters do not need these two.

Trebbers
Glasses in my house are shattering

besoin
"please, make it stop!"

dan
I'm straight and even I'm getting all hot and bothered

Ampersand
*rock falls, crushes them*

lhs
this is freaking out my cat

Trebbers
"Stopppppppp!"

besoin
i think that's on the vhs cover

dan
welcome to my life pal

lhs
maybe they're female skeletons

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
Fat skeleton

lhs
he's big boned

Trebbers
aha

dan
well done

Trebbers
Poor horses

besoin
a lot of forced dismounts here

dan
he just jumped like right onto that horses ass

besoin
how many of these guys are there

Trebbers
ahahah

Trebbers
the music

dan
whoA

Ampersand
WAAHHHHH

Ampersand
WASSSSUUPPPP

Trebbers
FUCK YES

Trebbers
Just using all the costumes from all the movies

dan
maybe these aliens run that unintelligible empanada truck

besoin
these guys are so nonchalant

dan
I love them

dan
a lot better than that stuffy dork C3PO

Bob511
Haha

besoin
home alone

Trebbers
ahahha

Ampersand
danger, will robinson, seriously

besoin
it's like thor ragnarok now

besoin
werner herzog?

dan
John Williams needs to just sign some sort of deal when he dies that all of his music can be used in anything royalty free

dan
cuz it really makes everything so much better

Ampersand
i think their copy of the score on vinyl is scratched all to hell

besoin
these fire sounds

Ampersand
these cave bedroom eyes

dan
sounds like styrofoam being rubbed against itself

Ampersand
why so serious, we ask

besoin
please, put out the fire

Bob511
Life: much of it annoys.

besoin
a trick of the Wizard
pretty_yeoman entered the room

Ampersand
sup yeoman

Bob511
"I think we're a little short on BSG, throw some in."

pretty_yeoman
hi folks

besoin
turkish ian mcshane here

dan
so...Kansas?

Ampersand
this is poetry

pretty_yeoman
ooh a Shannara movie!

pretty_yeoman
sick

Bob511
How often are you this?

dan
see now I thought they blew up this sun already

pretty_yeoman
uhhhh

Ampersand
lololol

pretty_yeoman
have they been doing that the whole movie?

besoin
1000 space years

Bob511
Dude, space years are a unit of distance.

besoin
i got that!

dan
100 dollars to anyone who can properly and clearly explain the plot so far to yeoman to catch him up

besoin
(i'm sure everyone did, but i'm not a star wars guy)

lhs
the turks are horny

besoin
turkish ian mcshane is going to make love

lhs
plus star wars

dan
partial credit

pretty_yeoman
"Actually, we must know what is going to happen" is incredible

pretty_yeoman
Ampersand you magnificent person what is this

Ampersand
Turkish Star Wars

dan
the first 20 minutes was approximately 1000x nuttier than this

pretty_yeoman
hell yes

Ampersand
aka The Man Who Saves the World

Ampersand
wamping it

pretty_yeoman
it's a White Stripes video

Trebbers
This is just the Turkish version of the monster mash

dan
I guess there was an exit the whole time

besoin
reh reh rooooo

dan
WOOLY BULLLLLYYYYYYY

pretty_yeoman
it was a caveyard smash

dan
not the younglings!

Ampersand
this sentient scratching post

Bob511
A trenchant metaphor for the dangers of the breakdown of Kemalism.

Ampersand
85% those are real dead bodies

besoin
wheezin the juice

lhs
here comes the v8

pretty_yeoman
when on location you use what you got, y'know

Ampersand
lol

Bob511
OK, that was just a dead teddy bear.

pretty_yeoman
buh gawd that's Indiana Jones' music!

dan
must be using an instant dehydrator

pretty_yeoman
ok nvm

dan
they have literaly this exact sequence in Turkish Rocky

pretty_yeoman
Enjoy Coke

Ampersand
waste not

besoin
this main guy is ridiculous

Ampersand
i lovitz

lhs
he's taking his skin for granite

Trebbers
hah

dan
"my training is complete. my hands are totally fucked"

pretty_yeoman
turns out those were just giant beets

Trebbers
"Heal my hands so that I may grope you"

besoin
give him some little rocks to punch

Bob511
Evil rocks?

dan
didn't the old guy say just before that these guys were machines?

besoin
i thought he meant they use machines

dan
ahahahahah

Trebbers
Turkish rocket boots

lhs
time to sleep with the fishes like a dead

dan
holy hell

Ampersand
lol lhs

besoin
better see some amazing slam dunks soon

dan
inverse moon boots

Trebbers
whaaa

pretty_yeoman
this sound is increible

besoin
his sister

dan
can't wait to see this guy kick a field goal

besoin
this is stargate

besoin
deadheads!

pretty_yeoman
Marilyn Manson totally watched this in like 1993

besoin
you are way too old for this girl, man

pretty_yeoman
gotta remember "I liked you much" next time I peace out

dan
*takes bite of beef jerky headband*

pretty_yeoman
lol

Bob511
Turkish Kelly Bundy

pretty_yeoman
Turkish Debbie Harry

pretty_yeoman
Turkish Eric Estrada

besoin
i've been calling him turkish ian mcshane, but he varies

besoin
reh reh roooooo

Trebbers
yes

pretty_yeoman
yeah McShane is closer besoin

lhs
oh shit is this the cantina scene

dan
Almost Eisley cantina

pretty_yeoman
lol dan

Ampersand
lolololol dan

Trebbers
there it is

besoin
it's convenient these guys are invincible

pretty_yeoman
makes for compelling drama

besoin
so many dressing gowns

pretty_yeoman
the editing in this is nuts

dan
"Yo Gabba Gabba SUCKS!"

besoin
defend yourself, grateful dead bear

pretty_yeoman
Yo Gabba Gabba is prequels dan and you KNOW that's not canon

Ampersand
he looks like the Big Red Cat costume from the UCB sketches melted

besoin
i feel like the sidekick is two different actors

besoin
sometimes young, sometimes old

pretty_yeoman
wowww

pretty_yeoman
that monologue should be a Kanye song

dan
I'm gonna assume that this guy may be the big bad

Bob511
What a nice guy.

pretty_yeoman
he was helpfully informative!

dan
maybe the choppy editing is a result of him tearing apart space time with his immeasurable power

besoin
i think those are those guns the dentist uses to cure your fillings

pretty_yeoman
that droid's name? NOT WD-40

dan
haha

Ampersand
pancake nips

Trebbers
The original Teletubby concept was fucked

besoin
hi

besoin
Where do come from the resistance and power of human brain?

dan
"We need to learn the ancient secrets of your 'NoFap' technique"

pretty_yeoman
how is babby formed indeed

pretty_yeoman
Welcome, to Lawrenceville

Bob511
"Welcome to Blue Bayou."

lhs
inside-out iron maiden is a pretty good look

dan
fate of the galaxy decided by deal or no deal

pretty_yeoman
this is the first time i've ever been completely on board with like 98% if dialogue being expository

Bob511
Time will show, indeed.

Ampersand
doesn't look a day over 998

besoin
this guy never sweats

pretty_yeoman
this soundtrack is incredibly ripe for sampling

besoin
these turkish soccer mascots are going to be sore on monday

dan
I don't even want to begin to imagine what they were doing elephants to get these sound effects

Ampersand
lololol

pretty_yeoman
"Wait - they don't love you like I love you!"

Bob511
What the

besoin
i'm not at all worried about this guy

Ampersand
he seems competent

pretty_yeoman
guys there is still like HALF a movie left this is bonkers

besoin
where is turkish nastassja kinski

besoin
big bad isn't using her as leverage very well

dan
being an extra in this must have been horrible: thrown off horses, buried under rocks, and thrown by Turkish Estrada

dan
all while wearing a fur suit in the desert

besoin
why not just lead with the robots

besoin
oh, finally got him

dan
and this is why David Blaine is known as the bravest warrior in all human history

Ampersand
hehe

besoin
take them to arena and disgrace them

pretty_yeoman
lol

besoin
you colo jackson

lhs
whoops forgot my mask

Ampersand
"you're now Michael Jackson"

besoin
we've been over this

pretty_yeoman
lol

dan
meanwhile back at the 15:00 minute mark of the movie

pretty_yeoman
that's what's so disgraceful

besoin
when will turkish werner herzog intervene
Trebbers left the room

dan
the rock socks paying off big

besoin
cue the robots

dan
Stop, stop, he's already dead!

Ampersand
wiping away her mouth tears

besoin
her dialogue is great

besoin
interesting shot choice

lhs
they're shockingly optimistic about human brainpower

dan
I would just be nodding my head and going "mmm hmm" that whole time

dan
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

besoin
*jumps*

besoin
one at a time, boys

pretty_yeoman
the pancake nips function much like eye spots in the animal kingdom

Bob511
Flynn's Gulen plot was just so ill-considered.

besoin
oh god

dan
literally making whooshing sounds

pretty_yeoman
Lucas' portrayal of Asians was still more racist

besoin
wait, what

besoin
where was this guy

pretty_yeoman
"ow my belly skin"

Ampersand
aaaagh

Bob511
"It's a living."

pretty_yeoman
lol

dan
haha

pretty_yeoman
wait is this Star Wars or Monty Python

besoin
are we going to learn about the jews

pretty_yeoman
buy gawd that's Judiasm's music!

pretty_yeoman
figures that Daft Punk are the keepers of the Space Grail

besoin
er

besoin
oh, so he's a mayan

besoin
got it

besoin
sounds like my mother in law

dan
hope they put a silica packet in with this brain so it doest dry out

pretty_yeoman
"now I am never going to stop ta-"

besoin
so much for this sword

besoin
the sound effects

pretty_yeoman
i would really, really like to see footage of the room where the guy is just whooshing into a mic

dan
keep expecting Dancing Queen to start

Ampersand
lol

besoin
no, no, not the telephone cords

Ampersand
My Best Friend's A Teenage Batboy

dan
that is one powerful sword if it can kill monsters in entirely different movies

besoin
here we go again

dan
hold B to spin attack

Ampersand
LLAMAS

dan
"Brain is currently in use by another program"

besoin
he's a beta male

pretty_yeoman
lol

dan
seems like a job for Patch Adams

pretty_yeoman
"Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking in your spiderwebs..."

dan
RIP The Banana Splits

pretty_yeoman
are the bad guys made of mah jong tiles?

Bob511
When all you have is a hammer...

pretty_yeoman
was there some kind of contract to only ever shoot these guys' faces from the exact same angle

besoin
uh

pretty_yeoman
toxic masculinity

pretty_yeoman
dude it's not a REAL nipple

dan
free oyster, score!

pretty_yeoman
you put the lime in the coconut

dan
now with 5 blades

pretty_yeoman
lol

Ampersand
mindfreakin

pretty_yeoman
Turkish Mel Brooks just needs some Yogurt

Ampersand
AAGH

pretty_yeoman
SICK

Ampersand
reduced to a brain

dan
he's brain dead

pretty_yeoman
I touched the soundboard

Bob511
Are you going to touch the brain & sword y/n?

besoin
but not that toucan

pretty_yeoman
lol Bob

Ampersand
wait they have names?

Ampersand
*kiss*

besoin
this guy is still as cool as a cucumber

pretty_yeoman
Turkish McShane in a Turkish Leno wig has one emotion

Bob511
Haha

besoin
the evil don't know about the tears

besoin
so much wisdom

lhs
can't know about kleenex

pretty_yeoman
that's Kendrick level

besoin
wait, when did he get the sword back?

Ampersand
"this is your brain on Turkish Star Wars"

pretty_yeoman
lol

dan
now just put it between 2 graham crackers

besoin
whooooaaaaaa

pretty_yeoman
heh

Ampersand
badass

pretty_yeoman
*snifffffff*

lhs
now make one for your butt

Ampersand
lol

besoin
hell, he busted through rocks like that earlier

besoin
yep, mhm

pretty_yeoman
this is it this is the big how do you say finale in Turkish

besoin
roll that beautiful b footage

besoin
i thought this guy stopped existing in space and time

Bob511
As incompetent as this production has been, they haven't once accidentally let the trampoline into frame, have they?

pretty_yeoman
nope

dan
they're probably bouncing off of an extra

pretty_yeoman
omg

Ampersand
an extra horse

lhs
a wizard of earth, see

besoin
these skeleton guys are from level 1

dan
horse rump just below the bottom of the frame

pretty_yeoman
they're bouncing off elephants, that's how they got the monster noises

pretty_yeoman
i see u lhs

Bob511
I feel like the smoke/fog may have just saved them there.

Ampersand
i love whenever the guitars threaten us on the soundtrack

dan
approaching fast I would say

besoin
right in the cloaca

lhs
cheating at pinata

dan
One Punch Ottoman

besoin
uh

Bob511
Wow

dan
so is the Death Star supposed to represent the world

pretty_yeoman
he's full of compressed air!

Bob511
Wait, so what were people complaining about with the Iron Fist fight scenes?

Ampersand
lol

besoin
i think the death star is supposed to be the earth with the coating of human brain molecules

Ampersand
love to pound my cheese grater

pretty_yeoman
lol at the forest fire b roll

besoin
love the guys in asian stereotype masks

Ampersand
you mean Nimodian masks?

dan
Laugh it up fuzzball

Ampersand
lol

pretty_yeoman
hehe

lhs
many stuffed animals were harmed during the making of this film

pretty_yeoman
proto Maul costume there

besoin
they must have been pretty sad when mustang came along and made this the SECOND best turkish movie

pretty_yeoman
shots fired

lhs
man, i'm just so tired of all these turkish star wars

pretty_yeoman
fear not lhs it will end suddenly and inexplicably very soon

Ampersand
lol lhs

Bob511
"Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"

pretty_yeoman
lol

besoin
boop

Ampersand
holy

dan
*wrench nose twist*

Ampersand
a man divided

dan
I think you might have just killed everything dude

lhs
these effects aren't very special

pretty_yeoman
lhs they are so, so special

Ampersand
*makes out with small child*

pretty_yeoman
YES

besoin
very profound

Ampersand
i'm a dead

pretty_yeoman
ONE SHOULD TAKE A LOOT AND SEE WHAT'S THE LESSON

lhs
we got sonned

Bob511
That was exhausting.

pretty_yeoman
that is a good word for it Bob
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Postby donna martin » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:37 am

Oh man, the title alone makes me sad I missed this.
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Postby pretty yeoman » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:47 am

donna martin it was unbelievable. but also exhausting.
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:16 pm

If this is ripped off Netflix by tomorrow, we'll watch it in IRC on Sunday:

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:41 pm

Update: we're bigfootin' it.

Check the hpn db, the shitflixe db folder, or PM me for the movie. (Or add it to your Netflix queue!)
Instead of IRC, we can still chat in Tinychat, if ya'll would like. Let me know!
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Postby dan » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:09 pm

Ampersand wrote:If this is ripped off Netflix by tomorrow, we'll watch it in IRC on Sunday:


my reaction
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Postby dan » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:13 pm

although it is good planning that we're getting two Ian McShane movies in one week
two bigfoot movies as well if you count these guys
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Postby gambra » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:17 pm

Pottersville.2017.1080p.NF.WEBRip.DD5.1.x264-SB
THIS IMPACT WILL CONTROL ALL MARGINS

Scrumptious Justice 8-) wrote:man don't be mean to gambra
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