HPN Movie Series: INSPECTOR GADGET, Sun 3/24 @ 22 E

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Postby Autarch » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:48 pm

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<Ampersand_> 3
<Ampersand_> 2
<Ampersand_> 1
<Ampersand_> not sure, imp. is your desktop dropbox program starting on startup?
<autarch> studiocANAL
<Ampersand_> i think that happened to me before
<Trebbles> Turning my sub on
<besoin> more like simpleton amirite
<impfriendtist> yeah it is
<lhs> haha besoin
<Trebbles> Made possible by a grant by the Ableton Foundation
<sideshowraheem> FUNK
<Trebbles> Scarface poster
<Trebbles> Non-ironic in 2015
<sideshowraheem> Scarface poster
<autarch> this movie is already full of hand gestures and i love it
<lhs> why is he roommates with dj aryan
<sideshowraheem> whoops didn't see it treb
<bob511> That's a big duffel bag.
<Ampersand_> "get out, i'm drunk"
<sideshowraheem> these are the worst looking people I've ever seen
<autarch> "here we go"
<sideshowraheem> like in terms of dress
<donnamartin> music cues already make me want to die
<besoin> groan
<impfriendtist> i love that this subgenre of music was already like five years out of datae by the time it came out
<Trebbles> These guys are rejects for junkie number #2 in Breaking Bad
<impfriendtist> oh good narration
<sideshowraheem> what the fuck
<Ampersand_> woof
<autarch> always
<sideshowraheem> this editing style seems totally unearned for this movie
<bob511> Directed by Max "Tucker" Joseph
<autarch> awesome scar
<sideshowraheem> it seems like a commercial
<sideshowraheem> "Live Love Enjoy, Coca Cola"
<autarch> their selling Levi's
<dan2> Bazooka Joe deal goin down
<donnamartin> huh
<lhs> party in the friendzone
<donnamartin> so that's what occupy was about
<autarch> if he dj
<Trebbles> Really seems like this has been shelved since 2009 or something
<autarch> if he dj's wtf do the others do?
<lhs> maybe they're his hype team
<Trebbles> what in the world
<besoin> how did zac efron get tricked into doing this
<sideshowraheem> yeah this is definitely a commercial for carbonated water
<donnamartin> the promote
<autarch> love when they say the name of the movie
<impfriendtist> didn't nathan do party promotions like this or something
<bob511> DJ We and His Friends
<autarch> his name is Mace, because that's what you're supposed to do to him
<besoin> what a gritty realistic picture of the valley
<besoin> oh god, shane
<donnamartin> oh no
<sideshowraheem> squirrel
<Ampersand_> punish them
<besoin> this guy went to harvard
<autarch> What's with that jerk off hand gesture from the nazi?
<bob511> I would enjoy if this were like Remember Me for the Northridge quake.
<besoin> but they always make him play meatheads
<lhs> all day brunch
<autarch> ASSFACE
<bob511> Find out it's 1994 when an overpass flattens their party at the end.
<Ampersand_> "guy's got the biggest Funko Pop collection i ever saw"
<impfriendtist> put a couple more technos on there
<autarch> "techno"
<sideshowraheem> Techno
<dan2> DJ Preset
<donnamartin> is he jerking off to lions?
<besoin> this movie is horrible
<donnamartin> that's why we're watching it
<sideshowraheem> now we're rockin
<Trebbles> was he shaving balls
<autarch> WE GOT GIN AND TONICS!
<Trebbles> profound
<sideshowraheem> it's a different thing but this has me hoping for a Paul brother biopic
<sideshowraheem> it's the post-9/11 list
<autarch> no dixie chicks
<besoin> king bach
<sideshowraheem> "no rage agaisnt the machine"
<besoin> real firepower here
<bob511> "Now let's blow the lid off this Club Applebees"
<Ampersand_> lol
<donnamartin> wut
<autarch> wtf
<dan2> words to live by
<sideshowraheem> what the fuck is going on
<besoin> and brittany furlan
<autarch> what the fuck was that
<besoin> the 2013 viner movie
<autarch> why are these people randomly aggressive
<impfriendtist> is this guy in middle school
<donnamartin> it's LA?
<donnamartin> mentally, yes
<autarch> love the little details, like when he comes up to talk to zac efron and the woman is like "hey what the hell
<Trebbles> Are we not supposed to view this scenario as a hell on earth
<autarch> how did he get over there
<besoin> is that wes bentley
<besoin> yes
<dan2> "Now his fanning is wack"
<autarch> so true
<Ampersand_> hell yea
<sideshowraheem> this is even dumber than I thought it would be
<donnamartin> it's a fine distincion
<impfriendtist> i feel like i'm missing a lot of context
<impfriendtist> for like what's going on
<besoin> she's an anthropologist
<Ampersand_> "i mean, they could be your friends too"
<besoin> just there for the research
<sideshowraheem> this is so dumb that I can't follow what's going on
<autarch> i don't know anyone's name. there's a squirrel but Im not sure who it is.
<lhs> squirrel is the screech of the bunch
<sideshowraheem> squirrel is the dude in the eyeball shirt
<autarch> smokin weed. classic.
<Ampersand_> lol
<bob511> Scrolling through an entire iPhotos album of plastic bags.
<donnamartin> amazing
<donnamartin> spoken like an overpaid dj
<lhs> mason is the white supremacist
<sideshowraheem> it's a freakin metaphor for DJing and life(????)
<dan2> Is this guy an undercover cop?
<besoin> b...but...we are your friends
<sideshowraheem> We are your guy you just met
<Trebbles> "you wanna get wet?"
<donnamartin> undercover DJ cop would be a great sitcom on cbs
<autarch> this guy is good at bragging
<autarch> thank you for explaining what dubai is.
<lhs> DJ notacop
<besoin> deep
<Trebbles> ahah what
<Ampersand_> that painting was painted at 128 strokes per minute
<impfriendtist> i was not expecting this
<autarch> jesus. fucking christ.
<Trebbles> wait it was laced
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> hahahha
<besoin> judy greer's niece
<sideshowraheem> WHAT THE FUCK
<autarch> i love this movie now
<Ampersand_> uhh
<autarch> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<sideshowraheem> extremely realistic lady dialogue
<besoin> a good lesson for assholes here
<donnamartin>  uh
<sideshowraheem> holy shit
<impfriendtist> there is a lot going on here
<dan2> oh fuck,Cool World is invading
<donnamartin> wait did i smoke pcp?
<sideshowraheem> Who Framed We Are Your Friends
<Ampersand_> he smoked some waking life
<besoin> a scanner horribly
<donnamartin> aha
<sideshowraheem> damn dan Cool World is the better reference
<dan2> Baking Life
<lhs> waking up in a dumpster life
<autarch> drugs. they're just like that.
<Trebbles> Is a pink beam of light going to dictate his hit song
<besoin> i do love animated zac
<sideshowraheem> Waltz With Efron
<Ampersand_> this scene alone justifies this screening
<autarch> god i love this scene.
<besoin> winner, raheem
<dan2> it's that kind of PCP that makes everything look like a photoshop filter
<besoin> he probably could have texted his friends
<impfriendtist> probably not, because of the pcp
<bob511> The world's largest collection of IKEA room fill records.
<sideshowraheem> James Reed is the name of a local furniture store where I grew up
<sideshowraheem> so this is making me think of their commercial song
<impfriendtist> "you were saying all that stuff from the trailer"
<dan2> that is a sick ass succulent on the table
<autarch> "you were talking a big game. show us what you got big shot."
<sideshowraheem> he's playing a metronome ap
<besoin> ah gated reverb
<dan2> "my god, this is going to change music"
<sideshowraheem> this sounds so fucking bad
<bob511> "It sounds better on laptop speakers."
<Ampersand_> lol
<besoin> "sophie, clonk me on the head with that melon"
<donnamartin> lol
<dan2> Colon Uber
<besoin> agh
<impfriendtist> "but your music did suck"
<dan2> "It's not like I spent 3 years on that song" *begins sobbing*
<autarch> "could've"
<Ampersand_> coulda been a contender
<autarch> "coulda gone to state"
<besoin> no way the uc system takes this guy
<autarch> yes
<autarch> the hat
<autarch> mace is a fucking animal
<lhs> johnny deppp
<autarch> haha
<donnamartin> did that woman claw his neck
<Ampersand_> "so let's invent music"
<besoin> rest of the movie is them learning c#
<bob511> Heh
<sideshowraheem> oh my fucking god
<Trebbles> "Sell drugs on the internet. Hear me out"
<besoin> and always wear sunscreen
<autarch> why is he wearing headphones? he came all the way out there to hang with his friends?
<impfriendtist> why is it all in german
<Ampersand_> lol besoin
<donnamartin> this guy thinks he's wolf of real estate
<Ampersand_> well i guess i downloaded a german version!
<Trebbles> ahah
<sideshowraheem> this is like when Christopher running that stock company on the sopranos
<Ampersand_> big hit in Deutschland
<bob511> Maybe use your guys' less-white voices.
<lhs> we're watching fight club on rewind
<dan2> it makes it better amp
<impfriendtist> is that actually true amp
<sideshowraheem> oh I assume the german was a stylistic choice
<Ampersand_> i feel like it could be true
<besoin> i think the german is purposeful?
<impfriendtist> yeah me too
<besoin> like...the language of edm?
<Ampersand_> so i'm going to go with it
<bob511> I think all the Blu-ray rips are from the German disc.
<Ampersand_> ah, makes sense
<sideshowraheem> because there was english animated words earlier right?
<dan2> just make sure Astronaut Farmer isn't in Vietnamese on Sunday
<sideshowraheem> or was that just place names
<autarch> "smell it"
<besoin> zac is gonna buy the hottest plugins with his earnings
<Trebbles> Oh man I used to have that little shitty keyboard
<dan2> "Flying drones into rich peoples houses"
<besoin> james wants him to oversee his mountain lion upgrade
<autarch> noice
<Trebbles> "Salary or 1099?"
<Ampersand_> "PCP, actually"
<besoin> pcp and white zin
<dan2> I feel like the Limey is gonna show up in the background of one of these shots
<autarch> YES
<sideshowraheem> see it was english again!
<sideshowraheem> oh my fucking god
<autarch> HOLY SHIT.
<impfriendtist> i hate this
<Trebbles> *taking notes*
<donnamartin> guys i might not survive this
<lhs> the butt region
<autarch> I can't believe he's actually talking
<besoin> zuruckhaltung
<dan2> Schoolhouse Rock 2015
<autarch> I LOVE this
<sideshowraheem> this is such Dumb Guy Science
<sideshowraheem> I Fucking Love Science
<donnamartin> he almost went to stanford on a dj math scholarship
<autarch> zero in
<impfriendtist> aaaahhhhhh
<Ampersand_> lol raheem
<donnamartin> aha raheem
<autarch> lol
<Ampersand_> zero in on her cleavage
<autarch> raheem is on fire
<sideshowraheem> this is the dumbest thing I've ever fucking seen
<sideshowraheem> it rules
<sideshowraheem> wait 140 cut in half is 70
<dan2> will there be a test at the end?
<Trebbles> this is transcribed from a wiki
<autarch> everyone is clapping
<donnamartin> what is this
<autarch> i love this so much
<donnamartin> are you learning anythinga bout your friend?
<autarch> James is like "How is he doing that? how does he bring the bpm up?"
<donnamartin> oh he said synergize i hope he dies
<Ampersand_> the magic myth
<besoin> loving the german
<impfriendtist> i do love the german honestly
<dan2> Is Efron secretly a mutant?
<sideshowraheem> this is basically the scene from computer beach party with the computer in the car
<autarch> you're basically god now
<Ampersand_> ovaries be pumping
<autarch> once you're the DJ at 128 bpm, you are literally a god and can control other people.
<Ampersand_> cucked by the beat
<besoin> everything would be perfect if he wasn't hot for james's girlfriend!
<besoin> cruel fate!
<dan2> *turns it up to 240 BPM and kills everyone at the party*
<Trebbles> uh
<autarch> is this gonna have a cuckolding scene?
<Ampersand_> ah, the fabled Entourage
<sideshowraheem> the cuckold is obviously the 3rd act tension
<besoin> need i remind you that we are your friends, zac
<dan2> "Great party man, all white just how I like it"
<impfriendtist> were tank tops really this big back then
<besoin> show him the plugins
<Trebbles> Zero in on the least expensive thing in there
<sideshowraheem> in heaven
<autarch> oh yeah? well my mom IS a piano
<Trebbles> holy shit
<bob511> Aha
<Trebbles> there are not only a couple of those
<sideshowraheem> that was the most tortured line reading of all time
<besoin> just go crazy zac
<besoin> "there's something different about it"
<bob511> James is really going to blow Zac's mind with The Mae Shi
<donnamartin> agreed
<autarch> just be yourself
<Trebbles> 'it's gonna sound better if you reencode it to 128, bro"
<impfriendtist> it's true he does sound like an asshole
<donnamartin> fuck you
<dan2> Ted Talk hands
<sideshowraheem> I can't tell if the writers understand they're portraying the worst people on earth
<autarch> who mansplains the mansplainer? that would be James Reed.
<Ampersand_> every artist has this moment when their art transforms people into A-Ha music videos
<besoin> there's a pool behind you
<donnamartin> brah
<sideshowraheem> chekov's pool
<autarch> this is awesome
<dan2> AH
<donnamartin> what....?
<lhs> you construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men
<autarch> they need one more friend.
<sideshowraheem> honestly this is so much better than I was expecting
<Ampersand_> shushi
<Trebbles> "No swimming in the pool!"
<dan2> Hilary never recovered from that line
<donnamartin> look, sushi is triggering for him
<autarch> haHAHAH Trebbles
<Ampersand_> pokemon go to your room
<besoin> squirrel depth
<impfriendtist> lol
<besoin> he's going to remove the skrillex's brother filter
<sideshowraheem> he ODed on sick beats
<autarch> stand your ground, james
<besoin> zac's going to steal his identity
<donnamartin> hmmm, i think that was foreshadowing
<dan2> His body is giving out, he needs to find a new young stud to carry on the legacy
<besoin> PHEW
<autarch> hmmmmmm
<besoin> this guy's a sentient eugenics thread
<lhs> "download my sample pack"
<sideshowraheem> speaking of computer generated, the dialogue between these two alone
<Trebbles> ahah
<donnamartin> i hope this ends with him bravely using vinyl
<dan2> *records toilet flush*
<besoin> oh god
<Ampersand_> EDMSR
<autarch> this is going to be so good
<besoin> he's going to invent YKK music
<donnamartin> you can hang in the stood while we fuck
<lhs> heh besoin
<Trebbles> Sample their fucking
<Ampersand_> we'll ma'am i'm the wolf of dance street
<autarch> james is an insane character. "I will provide you with everything and you don't have to do anything yourself because I will explain how to do everything right"
<impfriendtist> sample the little monster
<lhs> he's going to sample the calls recorded for quality control
<dan2> "hey do you mind if I record your son crying? hello...hello?"
<besoin> don't catch feelings, zac
<Trebbles> is he barred from the banking system
<sideshowraheem> has htis guy never heard of a bank?
<autarch> it's like the books, but all the vocal samples are of people finding out that they're being forclosed on
<lhs> banks are cold and computer-generated
<lhs> shoeboxes are organic
<autarch> this is absolutely a heineken commercial
<Trebbles> "There's lighter fluid in this"
<Trebbles> noooo
<Ampersand_> looool
<sideshowraheem> what a an obsure reference
<besoin> jesus
<impfriendtist> oh wow
<sideshowraheem> holy hell
<impfriendtist> UH OH
<donnamartin> this is validating my choice to never go to clubs
<Trebbles> Record comes out and sounds like Talk Talk
<autarch> can someone explain. is "number 9" from something?
<sideshowraheem> cuck justification coming in hot
<lhs> "there's an escalade in the parking lot with the lights on"
<besoin> what a montage
<Trebbles> 2 years later
<Trebbles> Finally someone to call bullshit on the fountains of Rome
<sideshowraheem> oh fuck Chuggo is calling him
<donnamartin> aha
<besoin> you HAVE to cuck this guy, zac
<dan2> We Are Your Third Wheels
<impfriendtist> lol
<Trebbles> He's like 2 years older than ZE
<autarch> what a bunch of squares
<autarch> "never heard of him"
<sideshowraheem> WHAT A FUCKIN NERD
<sideshowraheem> he doesn't even know this DJ!
<Trebbles> "Is he like Dave Matthews?"
<autarch> holy shit
<autarch> what a quote
<sideshowraheem> oh hell yeah!
<donnamartin> gay jokes, lolz
<Ampersand_> lol
<sideshowraheem> they're gay bro!
<autarch> sick own. love homophobia.
<dan2> ho ho HOOO you got them!
<sideshowraheem> that's fucking hilarious
<sideshowraheem> they're like freakin putin and drumpf
<autarch> haha
<sideshowraheem> the real world of DJing
<Trebbles> "I was kicked out"
<dan2> "but it was so sweet when you said they were gross gaywads"
<bob511> Maybe she could get a second DJ to pay for school.
<sideshowraheem> it's putting things together you fucking idiots
<besoin> duh duh land
<dan2> heh
<autarch> clarkey cat?
<sideshowraheem> I Fucking Loe Festivals, the worst subreddit
<Trebbles> Las Vegas the Las Vegas of Nevada
<besoin> wait what
<Ampersand_> um
<sideshowraheem> oh my god
<sideshowraheem> whoever directed this is a genius
<lhs> smuggling drugs in their femurs
<autarch> it's so good.
<Trebbles> Hella screaming about the drugs you got in
<autarch> YEAH! They got in!!!
<dan2> isn't the guy who directed this the Catfish dude
<autarch> Manti Teo
<autarch> ?
<Trebbles> ahh
<Trebbles> This movie would be confirmation of CTE if directed by an NFL player
<autarch> hhahhaha
<donnamartin> altoid commercials got weird
<autarch> another drug scenew
<dan2> heh
<autarch> so nice they did it twice
<dan2> The Curiously Stoned Mint
<lhs> sidechained melody
<donnamartin> he looks to be in pain
<sideshowraheem> this has been going on for both longer and shorter than I would have htought somehow
<Ampersand_> "i never thought i'd kiss a princess"
<autarch> don't get hit, by a car
<dan2> sponsored by the ferris wheel society
<autarch> hahaha the friends waiting for him
<autarch> just send a fucking text
<sideshowraheem> we are your cuck
<lhs> here's why you can't afford stanford
<dan2> great use of $4500 by the guy who was mad at a cheese plate
<autarch> yeah seriously, how does she afford that room?
<donnamartin> james
<autarch> Time for James to stand his ground
<lhs> james is going to start hanging out with the friends
<besoin> heh
<autarch> "can't afford it"
<lhs> room service is $500 for a plate of cheese
<sideshowraheem> EPIC
<autarch> no expense was spared.
<Ampersand_> beggin strip
<sideshowraheem> all the extras
<Ampersand_> a *side* of avocado?
<besoin> fixin's
<donnamartin> avacados--that's why she can't afford stanford
<autarch> can we have the suite with the grand piano in it?
<dan2> can you dine and dash at a 4 star hotel?
<besoin> why does zac sound like buffalo bill all of a sudden
<autarch> hahaha squirrel
<Ampersand_> i thought we were your friends
<autarch> squirrel what a guy
<besoin> back to conning single mothers
<sideshowraheem> squirrel and James Reed are the only names I know in this movie
<donnamartin> this movie cuts from day to night constantly
<Trebbles> Chekovs photos
<sideshowraheem> oh her name is sophie I guess
<autarch> 78 missed calls from efron
<impfriendtist> lol
<sideshowraheem> Efron is like Enron on this movie
<impfriendtist> oh man
<dan2> "yeah, I'll have a plate of that"
<Trebbles> Perfect
<besoin> i'm sure these people are used to very ethical and consistent relationships
<donnamartin> love it when their balls touch
<sideshowraheem> what the fuck
<autarch> james is christoph waltz in Inglourious Basterds for the rest of the movie
<besoin> is shane going to beat zac up
<besoin> that other shoe has to -- no pun intended -- drop
<Ampersand_> "it's a party favor"
<Trebbles> It's a clock that says, "time to cuck"
<Trebbles> A 'cuckcoo' clock if you will
<donnamartin> testing out his heart rate science
<lhs> "have you considered DJing?"
<besoin> is he not right
<Trebbles> Well, if she's underwater on it, might be a good deal
<sideshowraheem> at least this movie hates capitalism
<dan2> Efron Brockovich
<besoin> hah
<besoin> just walk away, zac
<besoin> don't mess with the criminal guy
<autarch> this movie keeps getting better
<dan2> careful man, if you keep pushing Zac like that he might call you a homo
<donnamartin> at this point maybe get a bank?
<sideshowraheem> USE A BANK DIPSHIT
<autarch> doesn't he know about banks?
<donnamartin> i mean, it's obvi gonna get stolen
<Ampersand_> All Day I Dream About Banks
<sideshowraheem> oh man of course this guy abuses wait staff
<autarch> this scene has amazing dialogue
<sideshowraheem> NO ORANGE JUICE OH GREAT
<Trebbles> ahah
<besoin> you could stop seeing him, i think
<Trebbles> What a powerplay
<sideshowraheem> this scene guest directed by David Lynch
<autarch> why is she so pissed about the cake?
<Trebbles> "Want some soup? Hold out your hand"
<lhs> because he didn't use plates
<donnamartin> i think she's pissed because he's acting like a drunk dick
<autarch> can someone actually explain why she's mad?
<donnamartin> he shat on the restraurant she picked
<donnamartin> shat on her efforts
<autarch> Here's where the cucking begins
<sideshowraheem> and he's a big drunk piece of shit who suck
<donnamartin> he's rude to waiters
<donnamartin> of course this movie has strip clubs
<autarch> ok makes sense niow
<besoin> cake hand bacteria
<lhs> bowl full of fondant
<autarch> he just spat out egg yolk? why?
<sideshowraheem> he's gonna hang up
<besoin> damn, opsec, zac
<sideshowraheem> then she's gonna call efron and he'll pick up
<dan2> DUDE, FIX YOUR FUCKIN PHONE
<autarch> stand your ground, james
<sideshowraheem> oh wait
<lhs> DJ swirly
<autarch> haha lhs
<bob511> Oh my god
<autarch> holy shit
<autarch> YES
<Trebbles> yesssss
<donnamartin> this movie has everything
<sideshowraheem> oh hell yeah, the most obnoxious person on earth
<sideshowraheem> all talk no drop
<besoin> here come his adamantium claws
<Ampersand_> Where Are Your Friends?
<autarch> kick his face in
<autarch> this is fucking sick
<donnamartin> wut?
<sideshowraheem> "you think I got this exactly square face by not selling out?"
<Trebbles> "You want some more cake, bro?"
<Ampersand_> "they're called finishing moves. i learned them in kickboxing"
<besoin> all because of his phone wallpaper
<lhs> mason sounded like calamity jane for a sec there
<besoin> sorry about summerfest, man
<lhs> we could be stealing entire strip malls
<sideshowraheem> did that happen for everyone else?
<autarch> this guy loves limp bizkit
<sideshowraheem> it's it turning white an pixely for everyone else?
<besoin> nope
<dan2> PCP must be kicking in
<sideshowraheem> alright it's fine now
<bob511> That's just how these guys look, raheem.
<donnamartin> they get that whole thing for $3K?
<Ampersand_> a pool for swimming? how middle class
<dan2> he's becoming the human embodyment of electronics
<Trebbles> this song
<Trebbles> Making the case for homeownership
<besoin> that guy looked at the camera
<dan2> ahahahahfkash
<besoin> hell yes
<Trebbles> ahah
<bob511> Yes
<donnamartin> this movie has EVERYTHING
<Trebbles> perfect
<autarch> "we made it"
<Trebbles> pissss
<lhs> it's vodka
<sideshowraheem> the classic water we all know and love
<donnamartin> there's just a banana hanging around?
<Ampersand_> had to burn his shoebox for heat
<autarch> everything mace says says and does is so gross
<besoin> squirrel is dead
<autarch> squirrelly bird
<Trebbles> haahahh
<Ampersand_> omg
<autarch> holy shit.
<lhs> :0
<autarch> holy shit
<donnamartin> oh my god
<autarch> no way
<sideshowraheem> oh my fucking god
<dan2> he ain't playing possum
<autarch> is he actually dead
<Ampersand_> squirrel flew too high
<besoin> choked on a banana
<autarch> i did not see that coming
<Trebbles> "Get your turntables now!"
<autarch> this movie has everything
<donnamartin> of course squirrel dies
<lhs> throw him in the pool
<besoin> we were your friend
<Ampersand_> Rest In Pool
<impfriendtist> whos gonna pay his rent now
<donnamartin> lol
<bob511> Good thing for Craigslist.
<autarch> was that foreshadowed at all?
<lhs> he'll dissolve eventually
<sideshowraheem> AHAHAHA
<autarch> lol ampersand
<donnamartin> guess they weren't ready to live on their own
<dan2> did he do PCP for the wedding too?
<dan2> err funeral
<sideshowraheem> squirrel was Jewish???
<dan2> I'm fucked up
<besoin> here comes the drop
<Trebbles> Sample the dirt, bro
<sideshowraheem> lol besoin
<dan2> *mourners walk by throwing handfulls of acorns in*
<lhs> what is life but an irreparable assemblage
<besoin> that job bought us these ties
<autarch> OH MY GOD. THEY'RE FRIEND JUST DIED AND HE WANTS TO GO BACK AT IT.
<sideshowraheem> oh meta
<besoin> stay golden, ponyboy
<donnamartin> too soon
<autarch> love that chin strap
<besoin> i'm going to code bootcamp
<sideshowraheem> half blood?
<autarch> "half blood"?
<dan2> bet this guy talks about half blood a lot
<autarch> nazi
<lhs> i knew this guy was a racist
<donnamartin> one of htem dies and hits his head
<sideshowraheem> they drained the pool?
<autarch> it was always drained
<dan2> American History Extacy
<lhs> they're back at mason's dad's house
<autarch> they're back at the old house
<sideshowraheem> ahh
<sideshowraheem> too many houses with pools
<Ampersand_> looool i forgot this was directed by the grey haired Catfish The TV Show guy
<besoin> that wasn't 56 seconds
<sideshowraheem> this guy is psychotic
<impfriendtist> how is there no background noise in that
<besoin> all these...samples
<sideshowraheem> oh man, this is gonna make the sickest beat
<lhs> like tear sfx in rain
<sideshowraheem> here's something real!
<sideshowraheem> "I'm been applying to positions and I'm dead"
<besoin> why is he making up with this guy
<sideshowraheem> because he's his only in to success
<lhs> you can tell he's depressed when he dresses like kurt cobain
<sideshowraheem> she loves the valley... oh?
<Trebbles> "Who?"
<Ampersand_> "get that chipmunk off your shoulder, kid"
<besoin> what a bad morning
<lhs> it's 12:30
<dan2> they never met so I bet this guy thinks he's talking about an actual squirrel
<autarch> lol
<autarch> he kicked him out of the pool
<donnamartin> lhs, i thought you meant i'ts 12:30 now and i was like what how long is this?
<dan2> banking on some long credits for this one
<besoin> it's 12:30 in halifax
<lhs> it was what sophie said after he told her good morning or w/e
<autarch> [uplifting music]
<besoin> what scene that was
<besoin> *what a scene
<autarch> aw SHIT
<Ampersand_> helluva headphone jack
<Trebbles> yeah, weird
<donnamartin> *gets hit by car*
<besoin> what are all these samples coming from the trees?!
<lhs> haha
<donnamartin> oh man
<Trebbles> is the movie going in reverse now
<impfriendtist> oh noooooo
<impfriendtist> this is sooooo duuuumb
<Ampersand_> 128 chimes per minute
<autarch> whoa. notice all . the real world soudns?
<besoin> no other human ever thought of this
<autarch> blink 128
<Trebbles> Microphones, how do they work
<sideshowraheem> oh man the it's the beat!
<Trebbles> *farts*
<sideshowraheem> this is so fucking dumb, I love it so much
<besoin> hopefully mason will fall off the roof for the drop
<donnamartin> splat trax
<bob511> It's like Upstream Color, but everyone was already full of the worms.
<impfriendtist> the funny thing is this has no precedent in the rest of the movie, nothing leading up to it
<Trebbles> ah bob
<Ampersand_> lol bob
<besoin> i miss shane carruth
<autarch> he's like fuckin sprinting wtf
<impfriendtist> how did he pull that off
<donnamartin> how long are they working on this house?
<impfriendtist> "oh yeah i can get you on the bill for the festival that is tomorrow"
<autarch> everytime they fix the house it breaks again. sisyphian
<impfriendtist> the house is actually purgatory
<besoin> just quietly waiting
<autarch> he's like headlining the fest based on nothing? shouldn't he be like playing a side stage?
<impfriendtist> beating at 128 beats per minute
<lhs> he's going to debut his scrump shit to this
<sideshowraheem> PUT IT AT 128 BPM!
<autarch> 128! it's your secret move!
<dan2> every time I go to a concert I'm gonna worry that the band is secretly watching my circulatory system from the stage
<besoin> "play high school musical!"
<donnamartin> they're all just standing around
<impfriendtist> is this how djs actually set up their shit
<lhs> heh dan
<autarch> "just remember what i taught you. 128 bpm."
<impfriendtist> in front of everyone
<Trebbles> *Opens powerpoint presentation*
<donnamartin> i would love it if thy broke out into hs musical
<sideshowraheem> OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
<dan2> "Named after my favorite city in India"
<autarch> lol raheem
<Trebbles> Is the movie about to pass out
<bob511> How much power do these new MacBooks draw?
<impfriendtist> i dunno man
<sideshowraheem> *extremly The Arm voice* El-lec-tric-ity
<autarch> this is the most sloppily put together bunch of samples
<autarch> this is so bad.
<donnamartin> some ross gellar vibes
<sideshowraheem> yeah this song sucks ass
<besoin> deadly quiet at summerfest
<impfriendtist> there's gonna be a squirrel voicemail sample
<impfriendtist> it's gonna be a hwole thing
<autarch> this is like 49 bpm.
<besoin> turning into a chromatics song
<Trebbles> Auditioning sounds live
<Trebbles> ahahhahah
<sideshowraheem> again this is a commercial that is supposed to seem about like freedom or whatever but it's just for water or an iphone
<donnamartin> oh come on
<dan2> oh man
<autarch> hahanahhaha
<autarch> the growling
<sideshowraheem> holy god
<donnamartin> the lions about killed me
<autarch> the basketball
<Ampersand_> handclapping makes me feel alive
<bob511> "Claps!  We know this one!"
<autarch> holy shit was that a fart!
<Ampersand_> lol
<sideshowraheem> oh the part they're actually going nuts for is the electronic sound?
<impfriendtist> noooo
<besoin> guy in the crowd checking his phone
<bob511> "Hey, you recording this?" would be a good sample.
<Ampersand_> *everyone leaves*
<donnamartin> he's insulting his audience
<autarch> this is so bad.
<autarch> i love this.
<lhs> dead5uirrel
<Ampersand_> loool
<donnamartin> noooooooooooooo
<Trebbles> ljljj;
<autarch> oh my god
<Ampersand_> "NOOOO
<impfriendtist> he just hit the drop button
<autarch> That was the best
<dan2> so painfully close to being self aware
<donnamartin> TAP TO THE BEAT OF MY PAIN
<sideshowraheem> holy hell
<autarch> LISA YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!
<donnamartin> aha merican apparel in the back
<besoin> i'm not sure if squirrel's life was worth this
<Trebbles> sarin
<sideshowraheem> Efron IS James Franco AS Tommy Wiseau
<sideshowraheem> lol autarch
<autarch> I'm hearing more farts
<Ampersand_> pooft
<dan2> *beats jam so hard they restart Squirrel's heart*
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> I'm crying.
<autarch> thhis is so good
<donnamartin> do you understand your friend/
<autarch> 128, bro
<dan2> this is where I come from, this is who I am *plays windchime*
<Ampersand_> *no refunds
<dan2> lol
<sideshowraheem> this is so unearned my god
<Trebbles> Has this just been a pitch for a EDM based multilevel marketing scheme?
<sideshowraheem> classic stanford
<dan2> and NO HALFBLOODS
<besoin> so she went to some other school?
<sideshowraheem> I hope to god that's not a metaphor
<besoin> the north hollywood stanford campus
<Trebbles> fired
<sideshowraheem> I think it's supposed to be a community college
<impfriendtist> wow
<autarch> that was amazing
<besoin> woof, jesus
<donnamartin> dear lord
<bob511> Too much Joseph, frankly.
<sideshowraheem> what a film
<autarch> oh, nice, a credits scene
<lhs> i'm so inspired
<donnamartin> can't believe thi wasn't efron's turning point
<autarch> this was everything i hoped it would be.
<sideshowraheem> so happy we did this
<Ampersand_> another Oppenheimer created a bomb
<impfriendtist> i wonder what crimes these people committed that they needed to launder their money through this
<sideshowraheem> lol amp
<autarch> I can't believe that last song.
<donnamartin> so they spent $2M and made $11M
<sideshowraheem> the scene at the party about the BPM is an all time
<sideshowraheem> r
<sideshowraheem> so fucking good
<Ampersand_> this only cost 2 million?
<autarch> that song was so bad.
<sideshowraheem> Efron just loved the script
<besoin> randall poster
<impfriendtist> oh of course
<besoin> lawd
<Ampersand_> looooooooool
<autarch> perfect
<lhs> full of poop
<Trebbles> come the fuck on
<sideshowraheem> oh my god
<impfriendtist> wowwwwwww
<sideshowraheem> He's a good guy!
<besoin> was there $700K in that box
<donnamartin> he's still gonna steal the house
<Ampersand_> this exceeded expectations
<sideshowraheem> he helped one of the thousands of people that company is fucking over
<dan2> it was just a mixtape in the box
<bob511> Inside is a communicator with a Skrillex logo flashing
<donnamartin> what were your expectations, amp?
<sideshowraheem> I will say it was cool that capitalism was the villain all along
<impfriendtist> fuck you Pyramid
<Ampersand_> loathsome as opposed to pathetically earnest
<donnamartin> did anyone else think James Reed was Adam Levine?
<sideshowraheem> I knew that the company that produced coen bros movies would turn out something good
<autarch> I cannot believe they actually showed his lips moving in the scene where he explained the 128 bpm
<dan2> Kyle Klutz is not the first person I would want to be my camera operator
<lhs> i thought he looked similar, donna
<bob511> Is Second Second Assistant Director a typical position?
<besoin> they needed 1 AD per entourage member
<Ampersand_> i would listen to this song, not gonna lie
<sideshowraheem> We Are Your Internet Friends Who Watch Bad Movies
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:19 am

Tomorrow at 2200 EDT,
Billy Bob travels to discover if the moon really is made out of cheese in...

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Postby john plainman » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:25 am

That helmet photoshop is outrageous
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Postby dan » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:40 am

why's he riding the horse away from the rocket?
or at all for that matter?
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Postby goofjan » Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:35 am

I hope this inspires a deep dive into Michael Polish's later work:

plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:09 pm

THE ASTRONAUT FARMER is TONIGHT!
Check the db or PM me to join!


Note that dan has kindly uploaded a higher quality file to both dbs, so it's advisable to replace the initial ~700 mb file if you already nabbed it.
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:14 pm

i don't see it in the db
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:14 pm

might just be stupid though
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:55 pm

ratbags wrote:might just be stupid though


it's there in the Movie Series folder
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:58 pm

so i'm definitely stupid then
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:58 pm

so i'm definitely stupid then
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Postby Shalabi » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:59 pm

use the search box!
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Postby dan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:12 pm

both should be in the proper boxes by now
I just felt that people might want to see Billy Bob's handsome mug in higher quality
if you still have the old file and really don't want to re-download, it's 9 seconds shorter so I think the syncing difference should not be insurmountable
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:21 pm

dan wrote:why's he riding the horse away from the rocket?
or at all for that matter?


they've already landed. now they farm
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:22 pm

dan wrote:both should be in the proper boxes by now
I just felt that people might want to see Billy Bob's handsome mug in higher quality
if you still have the old file and really don't want to re-download, it's 9 seconds shorter so I think the syncing difference should not be insurmountable


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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:11 pm

2 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:47 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: The Astronaut Farmer
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: The Astronaut Farmer
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