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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:51 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:32 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Split Second 1992"

Trebbers
I hear a chopper, it's Gimmie Shelter time

dan
checks out so far

donnamartin
i looked away -- was that text important?

donnamartin
wait amp is this NCIS?

Ampersand
i'm going to say yes

dan
the posthlewaithe is over!

donnamartin
I hope to one day acquire the nickname Rat Catcher

Ampersand
sucks to be typecast as The Rat Catcher

Trebbers
This music is not good

Trebbers
Hell yes flooded street

donnamartin
didn't know they made a movie about Katrina

Ampersand
exTreme

Bob511
2008. The world is dominated by the handful of children who sold enough products to claim the hovercraft from the back page of Boy's Life.

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
ahahhah

donnamartin
lol

dan
in other words I guess you could say the Thames they are a changin'

Trebbers
Literal rat catching

donnamartin
oh dan

Ampersand
lovitz

Trebbers
Cool lighter dad

dan
Wade Runner

Trebbers
haaa

Bob511
Haha

donnamartin
ahaha

Ampersand
l o l

donnamartin
a talking dog?

Ampersand
"I'M YOUR NEW PARTNAH"

dan
Non Stop Shrimp?

donnamartin
oh i would love that

dan
is she on helium?

Trebbers
A robot maybe

Ampersand
"i gotta poo"?

Trebbers
wha

Trebbers
pee

Trebbers
still, though

Bob511
He just comes to this strip club for the payphone.

donnamartin
a titular plot point

Trebbers
ahahaah

Ampersand
Rest In Cowhide

Trebbers
Showing respect

Bob511
"Wah-waah"

Trebbers
"I HAVE YOUR COFFEE" in blood

dan
give him a polygraph

Bob511
"Somebody must have seen something! You, the guy with the sunglasses in the dark club.'

Trebbers
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call London

donnamartin
have we established who this guy is?

donnamartin
besides fake stephen dorff?

Ampersand
well, he ain't the police

dan
lets clarify, was he a nutter or a looney?

Bob511
Chocolate?

donnamartin
well, there you have it dan

Ampersand
Foster Dickhead, who was reincarnated as a dog

Trebbers
"You have a cease and desist from Ridley Scott on the design of that cannon"

donnamartin
ugh

donnamartin
no respect for coffee

dan
uhh, he cleans his ears with that Rutger

Trebbers
ahah

Animefilm
Hi all. I came late

Ampersand
hey animefilm!

Trebbers
Dick Duckin

dan
Dick Durbin? can't wait till they get him

Ampersand
Dick Dunkin

donnamartin
dirk diggler here is tracking a serial killer in blade runner london

Trebbers
Gick Guckin

Trebbers
Fick Fuckin

Animefilm
Ah cool. boogienights 2049

Ampersand
are you a replican or a replican't?

Trebbers
"Wait...I'm I the killer?"

Trebbers
Am*

Ampersand
"ya got a french press?"

Animefilm
His partner is nathan fielder?

donnamartin
what's in the booooxxxx?!

Ampersand
i was gonna say Barton Fink

dan
call in the beer diffusal robot

Trebbers
Maybe that dog got at it

donnamartin
Dirk Diggler: Osmosis Detective

Ampersand
we've gotta give him credit. most cops would change it to "I'M BLACK"

Bob511
Did he just give that dog chocolate?

Trebbers
gross

donnamartin
does he just carry poop in his hand?

dan
Dork Drippin

Ampersand
"enjoy, peasants"

Bob511
This production must have been like The Conqueror, except instead of cancer everyone got cholera.

dan
what the

Animefilm
what

Trebbers
Yeah man, rats are a thing in this movie

dan
are we sure Willard isn't the killer?

Ampersand
lol

dan
serious as a heart att...sorry too soon

Animefilm
The main character is like someone on the first level of a videogame *shoots rat*

Ampersand
the PLAGUE is the PITS

dan
PASTA!

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
aha

dan
Det. Whiz Tuckin

dan
"a Brit?"

Ampersand
ahahahahahah

Animefilm
lol

Ampersand
"she knows what i like"

Trebbers
aha

donnamartin
what year was this made?

Ampersand
92

Ampersand
i think

Ampersand
Kim Kong

Trebbers
aahahah

Trebbers
That is a line

donnamartin
greasy stuff?

dan
boy am I sick of having to say that everytime I bring home a date

Bob511
::turns it back off::

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
lol dan

Trebbers
"Lotta greasy stuff. Watch where you step, watch who you hug'

Animefilm
the machine gun in the fridge

dan
"
does flooding count?"

Trebbers
so it don't spoil

Trebbers
Are those noises the rats

Trebbers
wait

Bob511
"Sorry about the pigeons. Previous tenant was John Woo."

Ampersand
please don't make this the third movie i've watched in three days that has a woman sleep with a man who lives like a rat

donnamartin
amp should we talk about life choices?

dan
was one of those Ratboy?

Ampersand
i take it back: a rat would eat the pigeons

Animefilm
pigeons are sky rats

Ampersand
wow amazing de-aging CGI technology on display here

donnamartin
pigeons just shit all over him

Trebbers
ugh

Ampersand
*drinks bag of powdered milk*

dan
Det. Hurk Pukin

Bob511
What a scamp.

Trebbers
How the fucking can you be a runner in this world

Ampersand
his girlfriend is definitely imaginary

donnamartin
she lives in niagra falls

Trebbers
waht

Ampersand
hehe

Trebbers
ahahha

dan
loved how forcefully he said that

Ampersand
so the joke is he's gay

Ampersand
gotta be

donnamartin
this is the first time i've agreed with rat catcher

Ampersand
cops don't touch

dan
eww

Trebbers
the fuck

Bob511
Why

Animefilm
thats not chocolate

Trebbers
So two versions of Knights in White Satin so far

donnamartin
this movie seems worried we'll forget this guy is a hard-nosed slob

Trebbers
A fat man walks into a house

Ampersand
"a BEER sign"

dan
can't tell if it's the youtube compression quality or if that's just how the food in this place normally looks

Animefilm
the apartment looks different

Bob511
Not enough showering in the world to make up for a night in that apartment.

Trebbers
The water is greasy

dan
lot of pigeons everywhere, hearts getting eaten...have you looked into Mike Tyson as a suspect?

Bob511
Dick, now is not the time to worry about which car seat you get.

Animefilm
his trench coat bottom must always be sopping wet

Ampersand
pipes are bad all over

donnamartin
holy shit

Ampersand
lol

dan
okay then

Trebbers
yesss

donnamartin
that ... didn't take long

Ampersand
another partner to avenge

Ampersand
it never ends

donnamartin
how does he keep finding things to dive over

dan
Det. Squib Bleedin

donnamartin
is everything laced with dynamite?

Animefilm
holy moly, that was a beast i saw

Trebbers
Gonna be a hard time explaining this to IA

Bob511
Aha

Trebbers
Whatta guy

Bob511
Damn it, Charlie.

donnamartin
not gonna bother with body bags i guess

dan
TransWetropolitan

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
is his partner dead?

donnamartin
oh man all that coffee is catching up to him

Animefilm
he doesnt like kids

Bob511
"Get this man some fudge!"

dan
"They all float down here govnah!"

Ampersand
rat scratch fever

Trebbers
"Going out that window is better than the sex I have"

dan
Fosters: Australian for DEAD!

Animefilm
he abuses a lot of the other characters huh

donnamartin
lol dan

Trebbers
ahah

Animefilm
lol

Bob511
Poor Mike White.

dan
heh

donnamartin
is that hole shaped like a heart?

Animefilm
he heated it up

Ampersand
a doll's eyes

Ampersand
OH YEAH

donnamartin
i snuck some cialis in there buddy

dan
slowly turning him into Kramer

Animefilm
what are those things they are eating lol

donnamartin
they look like the calcium chocolate chews

dan
"mmmm Giddyup!"

dan
haha donna I thought the same thing

donnamartin
well men in black clearly stole from this

dan
so was one serial killer a rat? is that how that works?

Animefilm
chaos reigns

donnamartin
does this movie make more sense if you're british?

Ampersand
more if you're a rat

donnamartin
what if you're a british rat?

dan
"is Clamato OK?"

Animefilm
Reaches for milk

donnamartin
the whole fucking city needs a plumber

Ampersand
"the grease... it won't come off!"

Trebbers
ah

dan
"ask my wife"

donnamartin
lol

Animefilm
His full name is Harley Davidson

dan
Nights in White Satin in the background nice touch

dan
I guess if you pay for the song once, you might as well use it in as many forms as you can

donnamartin
he seems awfully chill about this

Animefilm
Hes going out in a toga

dan
Ratger Hunter

donnamartin
i need a gif

Ampersand
rat bastard is the worst insult in this world

donnamartin
yes but topical

donnamartin
oh, i see you redocrated

Bob511
Now he'll never his rental deposit back.

donnamartin
man, his wife *is* kinky

dan
either that or the Mars factory

Animefilm
would you mind not sitting on my lap

donnamartin
they seem to have forgotten about kim cattrell

Bob511
Hey, it's The Rat Catcher!

dan
Squiggy IS Elmer Fudd

Animefilm
He sounds like a warner brothers cartoon

Animefilm
^

Bob511
Yeah, that was prescient.

dan
be sure to look for "Rat Chucker" in the credits

Bob511
Definitely seems like an environment where one could isolate smells.

Bob511
RIP The Rat Catcher.

dan
so why is this called Split Second?

donnamartin
really re-using that scream sound effect

Trebbers
They named it this because who could name their movie Rat Catcher?

donnamartin
yea the title made me think it was a speed knock off

donnamartin
not a movie about the devil

Ampersand
"youuuuu liiike maassssaaage?"

donnamartin
devil's horny af

dan
*Demon Rat wears sunglasses like Bigfoot*

donnamartin
are they making out?

Animefilm
yes lol

Bob511
Just trying to keep the sewer water from flying into each other's mouth.

donnamartin
they might make sure he's dead first

Ampersand
RELAX, MAN

dan
"alright now hand me the wedge of cheese....you did remember to bring the cheese right?"

Ampersand
he said "wet"

Animefilm
Hes got mel blanc disease

Bob511
The Turtles are going to be really bummed when they get home.

donnamartin
did they ever explain the origins of this hellbeast?

donnamartin
like...why it's here?

dan
"rats off to ya"

Bob511
Was definitely entertaining the idea of popping it in his mouth like a chocolate.

Ampersand
Turdurkin

donnamartin
the alien was very bloaty

donnamartin
wait....this is how we're ending it?

dan
the writer of this has a pretty amazing career : imdb.com/name/nm0860155/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

Bob511
Havoc the Dog

Animefilm
Looks like were going to miami!
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:34 pm

THIS SUNDAY @ 2200 EST
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:10 pm

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:21 pm

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Postby mancubz » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:56 pm

1. i feel like i watched the whole movie from that very thorough synopsis
2. how did they get radiohead in the trailer?
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:47 pm

only two hours until we're all betrayed!

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(and lemme know if you need the movie)
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:39 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - BETRAYED AT 17
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:52 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:35 am

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Ampersand
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Ampersand
2

Ampersand
1

sideshowraheem
damn missed it could I get 30 seconds?

dan
isn't Shadowlandfilms something

besoin
30

sideshowraheem
thank you

Ampersand
45

sideshowraheem
Fischer-Price

besoin
why do they keep putting alexandra paul in these things

sideshowraheem
these names all look fake

dan
"check it out, it's my phone"

shalabi
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a single mother

besoin
oh no

shalabi
haha

besoin
look, if you want to pitch me, send me to hawaii

Animefilm
Is it worth it to try to skip one second forward if im behind a second

besoin
if you want to get your quips in on time, yes

shalabi
movie moves fast

Ampersand
hard-hitting teenage dialogue

Animefilm
Whats the best way to try syncing my quips

sideshowraheem
this one guy is trying to channel Keenu

besoin
are they in that the others place or what

dan
I bought a 240hz monitor just to make sure my quips were timed and delivereddown to the millisecond

besoin
surrounded by fog

besoin
it was worth it, dan

dan
well watch this:

dan
nice shirt...you..dweeb

shalabi
got 'em

dan
frame perfect timing

besoin
she could really use gramps to deflect this guy's game

Ampersand
she could just store her books in her GIANT ASS

Animefilm
Can you give me the timer at 6:46

besoin
is that balki

dan
7:00 in 10

dan
7:00

besoin
mom's spaghetti

Animefilm
I wasnt ready try 7:30

besoin
7:30

dan
730 now

besoin
is this movie about body dysmorphia

Ampersand
"they're called cankles, dear"

Animefilm
(hopefully im synced up)

besoin
emo balki is the opiate crisis

shalabi
that lipitor gets you rekt

dan
*sprinkles pills over spaghetti and takes a bite*

dan
her shirt is sick

besoin
ominous music

dan
at first I thought it was a vulture

sideshowraheem
red alert we have a horse girl in the Lifetime movie repeat a horse girl in the lifetime movie

besoin
is someone here a vampire or something

besoin
the stakes seem pretty low for this music

Ampersand
"i can't believe she gets away wearing those jeans"

besoin
not cool

Animefilm
Trigger warning (i hate that sound)

dan
hey she didn't even leave a note!

Ampersand
getting your car keyed adds character

besoin
welcome to the valley, we got what you need

shalabi
about to tear into some beans

Ampersand
it's a shame about shane

besoin
i really have no idea where this is going

besoin
it can't just be about the football player being a dick

dan
"stealing beans? honey how could you?"

sideshowraheem
I'm not mad, in fact i'm laughing about you going to jail

Ampersand
he was arrested for being punk in drublic

besoin
this girl speaks so slowly

Animefilm
Touching

besoin
getting a maggie grace in taken vibe

Ampersand
"mom, i can't wear packages of fig newtons"

besoin
why is joe penny THIS character's dad

shalabi
only evil teens have dads

shalabi
in the lifetime universe

Ampersand
honoring him and a bunch of the other potatoes

besoin
fat boy, eh?

sideshowraheem
knowing Lifetime there might be few offensive lines in our near future

Ampersand
lol

besoin
alexandra paul has got one long torso

Ampersand
"you look fit to churn butter, sweetie!"

sideshowraheem
my dad is divorced from life

Animefilm
Every character is a bit too attractive for their character

Animefilm
i mean actress

Ampersand
"thanks, i was expecting you to laugh"

dan
a gift bag for a single mint?!

Ampersand
"that's what i thought. I'm the true Dungeon Keeper"

Animefilm
Uh oh

besoin
he's doing a crime

dan
"what's it called?"

Animefilm
dude your xbox is covered in garments whens the last time you gamed

besoin
foreshadowing poster

besoin
he's a black guard

besoin
*grimace*

Ampersand
"your forehead is smooth"

Animefilm
The decor is weird

besoin
everything is weird

besoin
tommy wiseau might as well walk in

Ampersand
"what a day!"

dan
the twitch stream is gonna be loving this

shalabi
the green light means good

besoin
his viewers are furiously signing up for tinychat pro

Ampersand
Hot New Trend: Display your X-Box games with the spine towards wall!

Animefilm
The most suspenseful shot for millennial

shalabi
this is brian eno's finest work

Ampersand
Music For Empty Sets

shalabi
bloodsoaked uniforms

besoin
god, this shane subplot

besoin
he'd better kill greg or whatever his name is

Animefilm
Shane... the car washer?

besoin
i hope they just send these people to prison in short order for distributing child pornography

Ampersand
so he's okay because he really likes her

Ampersand
thanks, movie

besoin
our quip rate is way below average

dan
there's just so much to process

sideshowraheem
that new spy movie

besoin
yeah, let me make you a sandwich

Ampersand
i'm sure it'll get going when Shane the Shame takes over

Ampersand
'your ass is really nice'

Animefilm
Feels like we are viewing a weird reality

shalabi
welp

sideshowraheem
what the hell

Ampersand
two bunless hot dogs

dan
no carbs bro

besoin
coach's orders

shalabi
she's a vegan, but with meat

sideshowraheem
what year is this from there seems to be a wide variety of phones

besoin
seems 2009ish

Animefilm
2011

besoin
um

Ampersand
holy

sideshowraheem
WHAMMO

shalabi
she's surely alive

besoin
she's going to need all her mom's drug samples

Animefilm
Jesus

dan
I mean, of course you didn't see her you were going 75 mph

Ampersand
"i regret to inform your your daughter splat"

shalabi
wouldn't the hospital call first?

shalabi
idk

besoin
she was probably declared dead at the scene

dan
"guys hide the weed and the beans"

shalabi
oh

shalabi
buzz kill

besoin
these mean teens are in a world of trouble

Ampersand
"okay, but mom, seriously, leave"

dan
not seeing how it will take an hour to resolve the rest of this

sideshowraheem
the son is gonna go on a killing spree

besoin
it has to be shane getting revenge, right?

sideshowraheem
or at the very least a keying spree

Ampersand
well Shane still has to become The Crow

besoin
heh

Animefilm
Well this not great

Animefilm
for lexi

Ampersand
"THEEEESE HANDS?"

besoin
her mom's saving a bundle on writing workshops, at least

shalabi
thousand-yard basic bitch stare

Animefilm
Forget the driver she was running away from teen drama

besoin
maybe he'll get tim riggins to settle this

Ampersand
"miss ross, i'm on his side"

besoin
they can get carly on distribution

besoin
and everyone else on possession

dan
weird drums

shalabi
the whole valley is going down for CP possession

besoin
finally

dan
"I just need to know if she was wearing those boots I blew $100 on"

besoin
jesus, this woman

Ampersand
"we don't speak to greiving families"

shalabi
lol

dan
the mom is 4 years older than the son

besoin
shane reminds me of beans from even stevens

Animefilm
this is a reality of hot moms

besoin
audience surrogate

dan
*PA announcement* "We ask everyone to rate the LEXI THE SLUT video 5 stars on Youporn to honor her memory"

besoin
haha

sideshowraheem
ahaha dan

Ampersand
omg

Ampersand
no bro no

besoin
oh, hi beans

Ampersand
"it's her poems. let's burn them to preserve her reputation"

besoin
who the hell is michelle

Animefilm
the times arent the same

Ampersand
"and i... bought this necklace"

besoin
we have sidekick 2's now, mom

sideshowraheem
oh man Shane is badass

dan
oh that's totally NBD

sideshowraheem
"a salt, I just shoplifted one grain no big deal"

sideshowraheem
the rest of the movie is going to be a dry real time airing of the Shane's bail hearing

besoin
couple of immodiums and he's ready

Animefilm
shanes crime: wearing vnecks

sideshowraheem
the mom's job has done way more damage than the actions of anyone else in this movie

Ampersand
i don't believe Shane can throw a punch

Ampersand
this is a fantasy film

Animefilm
shane the stoner can take down the football captain

dan
the pills gave him rage powers arent you watching

besoin
whatever he can throw, the football player can probably take it

besoin
there's something weird about joe penny in this

dan
"A Penny for your thoughts Ms. Williams"

Ampersand
his mouth is full of Novocaine?

dan
look they could afford him for 1 day and if he happened to have a dentist appointment that morning so what

besoin
why wouldn't they know

besoin
it's no mystery how she died

dan
on the bright side those gift bags with 1 mint could probably get reused at the funeral

sideshowraheem
they really gotta get to the bottom of it, lead theory is she was hit by a car

Animefilm
the actors are going to have several appearance changes due to cosmetic plastic surgery throughout the movie

besoin
we know he's a good guy because he doesn't have his opposite sex parent

besoin
this is one bad lawyer

sideshowraheem
the results of a criminal trial cannot be used as evidence in a civil one!

besoin
and the entire point is the burden of evidence is lower in civil court

besoin
did they just change directors

Animefilm
guess we learned a lot during the Judge huh

besoin
3 hrs 21 mins of the judge got us all JDs

besoin
hey, this ain't new york, you can't walk anywhere

besoin
she's really taking this surprisingly well

Ampersand
OD'ing on Dentyne Ice

dan
heh

besoin
mom's friend: 6 mints per package? that's madness

sideshowraheem
he's going to OD on weed and unspecified pills

Animefilm
Shes pretty condescending about her own products

dan
gotta admire the friend's optimism

sideshowraheem
this guy might be the worst actor ever

sideshowraheem
the friend

besoin
renting this volvo was probably the biggest expense in making this

besoin
right after paying julian casablancas here

besoin
more nonconsensual taping

Ampersand
maybe we're ALL jackasses

Ampersand
"that jacket cost 400. Lexi deserved to die"

sideshowraheem
what the hell is this scene

besoin
he's wearin' a wire

sideshowraheem
you just did ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

besoin
don't tell her now, you maniac

Ampersand
"it's kinda my thing, babe"

besoin
she's already killed one person

Animefilm
he gets off on the thrill

shalabi
probably should have had sex first?

besoin
oh lord

Ampersand
hellllll yeah

dan
uh oh

sideshowraheem
chekov baby here we go

shalabi
*fires down the road*

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
a gun revealed in the 3rd act will be used in the 3rd act

Ampersand
hehe

Trebbers
what time are we at?

shalabi
30 min left

besoin
58:30 now

shalabi
Act III baby

Animefilm
58:35

Ampersand
you haven't missed much

shalabi
this seems like a bad plan

dan
yeah this is somehow the least tension filled movie we've done

shalabi
he's probably still recording

besoin
just give it to her

Animefilm
recording with a second recorder

besoin
this guy has never seen a movie

shalabi
hell yeah

Trebbers
I thought it was fucking 10:10

Ampersand
she didn't shoot him, he just had a bad lunch

besoin
so greg is the one who was betrayed at 17

Animefilm
EST

besoin
she has to frame shane

sideshowraheem
I thought she was gonna turn it on herself for a second

dan
wait did she take the wallet?

shalabi
chipoltle ain't free

Animefilm
yeah i think

besoin
a hunter needs a trophy

Animefilm
she left a snack in his pocket too

Ampersand
now she's framing her dad

Ampersand
jeez

dan
what?

besoin
wait, what

Animefilm
i missed that

dan
gotta tenderize that leather

shalabi
why is he in skid row

shalabi
didn't he live in a house

besoin
he likes to hang around there

dan
next shot of him he'll be sitting with a WILL WORK FOR BEANS sign

sideshowraheem
their treating a guy who smokes weed and does his moms pills like he's a heroin addict and not most suburban teens

Animefilm
he drives over an hour to skid row to hangout

shalabi
*spikes the bottle on the hood*

besoin
tossed his bartles and james

Ampersand
Stalked By My Sample Pack

besoin
betrayed by my pharma rep

dan
Trebbers this is the brother of the dead teen and you need to realize he's hopped up on beans and rage pills

Ampersand
hehe

Animefilm
Shane is Martin Shkreli's origin story

Ampersand
Greg? no, Dead

Ampersand
lol animefilm

shalabi
died doing what he loved; recording people

besoin
raising prices to spite his mom

sideshowraheem
he committed suicide in that famous way everyone does, by shooting himself in the stomach

Ampersand
lol

dan
they should have gotten Robin from Vice Principals to play this kid

shalabi
he wrecked on his skateboard and got addicted to mom's pills

besoin
never answer questions, dog

Ampersand
your son is under arrest for crimes against fashion

shalabi
"we didnt' even ask you to come here"

Animefilm
Is this a special cop for teen relationships

dan
he works the Teen Beat

sideshowraheem
he's the only detective in Los Angeles

besoin
cuts

shalabi
TSI: Teen Scene Investigation

besoin
what did she even do with the gun?

dan
she put it back in its velvet pouch

besoin
she wasn't smashing the gun with the bat, was she?

dan
no that was the wallet

besoin
or was it the recorder?

dan
oh yeah

dan
why did I think it was the wallet lol

besoin
it was nonsensical regardless

Animefilm
lol i thought the same

besoin
no way shane can make it in jail

dan
if mom slips him some of those rage pills he's gonna knock out the biggest guy in there and become king

Ampersand
pasty is the new black

besoin
look how big the phone is in his hand

Ampersand
lol

shalabi
the beans reversed his growth

besoin
oh, it was fine when your son killed my daughter, eh?

besoin
let's talk, overpruned eyebrows to overpruned eyebrows

dan
best bro coming back!

dan
he's gonna make it all come together

Animefilm
lol

Ampersand
warning: Jared no words good

Animefilm
"the killer is in the house''

dan
why isn't she jabbing him in the stomach right now?

Ampersand
yeah *slurp*

besoin
uh doi

Ampersand
can't beat moms, Carly

shalabi
these detectives are good

dan
The Hardy Moms

sideshowraheem
this is Serial season 3

Animefilm
New TSI members on the force

besoin
didn't she see american vandal

besoin
cameras evrywhere

besoin
*everywhere

shalabi
*grabs bat*

Animefilm
Just installed riight over the showers

dan
no that's clearly Sam, note the blonde hair

Ampersand
"see, the boys get real busy in the showers"

besoin
please not another wire scene

Animefilm
boys like to roughhouse

shalabi
dad is higher than the brother

Ampersand
"i capped him, papa"

dan
"little lady you are grounded for a month!"

Ampersand
she pulled the trigger and it just shot him

besoin
i mean, i assume the dad's gun was registered

shalabi
lol

shalabi
dad is all in

Animefilm
Her dad looks like the villain from the mask

dan
would love to see her alibi for going into the boys lockerroom for 8 minutes

besoin
what

shalabi
dads are so evil

Animefilm
images.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_470,q_auto:good,w_620/yqdpeaeubihluwwwlncd.jpg

besoin
just throw it in the fucking sewer

Animefilm
her dad ^

dan
"I do that every saturday"

shalabi
i love driveway court cases

Animefilm
sry for my quips

dan
also your son is REAL LOSER

sideshowraheem
oh here we go

besoin
carly is outta control

Ampersand
Carly rules

besoin
please shoot joe penny

sideshowraheem
it would own if they just killed every character

besoin
it really is

dan
"its just totally fucked"

Ampersand
pretty much

Ampersand
lol

besoin
the fleshy part of the thigh

shalabi
it just went off....again

sideshowraheem
"I have some emergency oxy in my car, go get it"

Animefilm
get the gun you dingus

Ampersand
"now i have a SCAR" *shoots self*

Ampersand
wait: "now i have a scar, maybe Greg will like me"

besoin
that big ass gun at that range on that skinny ass thigh

besoin
i think she would have severed her leg

dan
these houses all look the dang same

dan
oh man

besoin
let's go to the marlins game

Ampersand
"6 month anniversary of lexi's death!!"

dan
the key was altering the ratio of rage pills to beans and it turned around perfectly

besoin
the players

shalabi
my god

sideshowraheem
The Players?

Ampersand
i feel like i've been played

sideshowraheem
that one really had a lot of twists and turns

Animefilm
director: "think of me as your coach"

besoin
no one had both parents, right?

besoin
again with the made up names

dan
this is like some Scorpion King background music
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Postby wintergreen » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:15 am

have you guys done this one:



check out who the second female lead is (beginning at 0:35.)
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:22 am

wintergreen wrote:have you guys done this one:



check out who the second female lead is (beginning at 0:35.)


:lol:
Coming this Thursday to the Shit Flixe!
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Postby donna martin » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:38 pm

......

........

i got nothin.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:05 pm

This Thursday:

Tonya HARDING
Joe ESTEVEZ
in

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:26 am

bump. tonight!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:12 pm

Ampersand wrote:bump. tonight!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:10 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:bump. tonight!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:09 pm

2 hours until showtime
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:38 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:53 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:40 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Broke-A-Way (Nineteen Ninety Six)"

importantdentist
yeah i do not envy substitute history teachers in september

laserblast
make a wish take a chance make a change and broke a way

Bob511
That was quick.

Trebbers
Classy

donnamartin
but it was tasteful bob

besoin
i noticed this lady's birth year is listed as 1982 on imdb

Bob511
Wait, what does that translate to?

Ampersand
Fucht in de Hole

dan
might want to turn on safe search before you look

besoin
she looks older than 14 to me

Animefilm
*honk honk*

dan
Joe!

importantdentist
"the place where wolves like to fuck"

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
wow we're doing two estavez's in a row

dan
and just a Dash of nepotism

Bob511
Heh

besoin
damin, stacey, that amazon button

besoin
we got em all

lhs
blame it on suva

besoin
*damon

donnamartin
i always prefer work in my formal shorts suit

Bob511
Even more nipple

importantdentist
this is insanely bad line reading

donnamartin
it's the sound quality

dan
he sounds like a proto Michel Shannon

lhs
better be 7 and not 9/11 like usual

Trebbers
Dubbed from the German

donnamartin
that suit is 80% collar

besoin
is she an actual pirate

importantdentist
oh wait is this actually german

Bob511
That brief mid-90s moment where English barrister fashion was all the rage.

importantdentist
i thought it was just the title card

Trebbers
Just joking

besoin
you can't set your coffee pot on your table like that

Animefilm
The seinfield pirate shirt

Ampersand
this is a German dvd rip with English VHS audio on top

besoin
ayyyyy

Ampersand
it's barely been released in the US

importantdentist
whoa

importantdentist
someone went through a lot of trouble for this

besoin
tonya harding fan

dan
thats some true shitflix dedication I can only hope to achive

Bob511
That's CG for you.

besoin
richard w. munchkin

lhs
dick parking job

Trebbers
srsly

Animefilm
CGed shirt

sideshowraheem
that is an insane outfit

Trebbers
Oh my god

besoin
she's carrying the nuclear football for trump

donnamartin
i cannot with these shorts

donnamartin
did she get that from Limited Too?

lhs
she's gonna put on the ritz now

Ampersand
she's wearing Prince's coat to the office, but she forgot his pants

besoin
i'll take 60 poang chairs

lhs
i think her skirt just got tucked into her collar

Bob511
Not the best handcuffs.

donnamartin
they got tired of writing dialogue

sideshowraheem
this is a pretty lackadaisical attempted murder

donnamartin
so they went straight to fighting

Animefilm
Right out of street fighter

besoin
as youuu wishhh

Trebbers
Bad day at the cardboard factory

dan
I keep thinking those shelves are all carpet rolls

Ampersand
thanks for lunch, PAL

besoin
she has the cash in fred flintstone's lunchbox now

Trebbers
ahah

donnamartin
oh sweet, this is me playing GTA

besoin
b-roll from the dukes of hazzard

sideshowraheem
she's driving the Stonewall Jackson

donnamartin
GTA: Median, OH

besoin
damn cul-de-sacs

Ampersand
"there's no way i'm outta hair"

Animefilm
never trust a bald man with a ponytail

importantdentist
feel like that's true in GTA as well

Trebbers
ahahha

besoin
darn

Trebbers
unavoidable collision

donnamartin
ahahaha

Bob511
The General Lee has at least one jump written in to its contract.

dan
how did she even end up here?

Trebbers
fuckkkkk

besoin
siri misdirected her

donnamartin
woah amazing

importantdentist
they all need to aim higher when shooting at cars

besoin
oh shiittt

donnamartin
hmmm, feels ....excessive

sideshowraheem
they were both smuggling gasoline

Animefilm
the money shot

Trebbers
I miss dumb oldschool car stunts

besoin
i'm going to coding school

Bob511
She owns every third parked car in LA.

dan
getting too old for this shit

Ampersand
ah, just walking naturally like a normal person

sideshowraheem
this is some damn acting

besoin
she's way better than nancy kerrigan was on snl

lhs
making bombs for a friend

donnamartin
she was better at skating too

importantdentist
are bombmakers allowed to call in sick

Trebbers
Call in a bomb threat at work to get off

donnamartin
they just call in the spare

dan
do they work in that place that made robot bees in Black Mirror

lhs
now tonya's made a bomb too

lhs
(this movie)

besoin
give it a chance

donnamartin
Soundtrack brought to you by Casio Elite

importantdentist
i love the quality and era of movies that sound like goldeneye for n64

Bob511
That goon stole all that other, dead goon's hair.

besoin
here's your bronto burger

dan
lol besoin

donnamartin
lend him your collar so he can fix his shirt

Ampersand
that's a big boy

besoin
the medallion means he's a villain

lhs
because he's catholic

Ampersand
possibly a drackela

Animefilm
''order the roses''

besoin
i feel like this is the keep the change you dirty animal guy from home alone

besoin
or he's basing his performance on that anyway

Trebbers
aha

lhs
the right to quit... wearing pants

besoin
take this down to the quarry

dan
they totally ripped this scene off for Brawl in Cell Block 99

Trebbers
aha

Trebbers
Uh oh

importantdentist
ah

besoin
an infiniti

besoin
ooh la la

Trebbers
Will you touch the money? Yes no maybe

Ampersand
kill is clearly a euphemism for "reward generously with a new lunch box"

besoin
she should be in the nba

besoin
with those arms

Trebbers
Gonna walk out of there with a choice Partridge Family box w/thermos

besoin
she's like clyde from every which way but loose

Ampersand
stealth mode

Trebbers
Amazing he couldn't hear that shirt rustling

importantdentist
lost it?

donnamartin
burn

importantdentist
whoa

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
the fuck

Ampersand
mythbust THAT

donnamartin
lol

importantdentist
hahahaha

importantdentist
he put on a helmet

Animefilm
His gun changed from a pistol to something else

dan
he keeps like 50 revolvers all over that place just in case

importantdentist
you all laugh but it clearly paid off

donnamartin
i really want to have some talks about that outfit

Animefilm
its not appropriate for combat

Ampersand
hard disagree

donnamartin
yes, should around all the gas tanks

Ampersand
style icon

besoin
let's see, that's 17...18.19...27 shots from her revolver

dan
we need Bruce here to fact check the bullet stats

Trebbers
How are they losing track of each other

Trebbers
holy shit

donnamartin
true, that collar will make a great turquonet

Bob511
Yes

dan
whoa

Ampersand
hell yeah

importantdentist
the triple axel

Ampersand
lol

besoin
heh

Trebbers
ahah

donnamartin
ahahah

besoin
off to the bread factory

Ampersand
omg

importantdentist
cruisin

Bob511
Smart & Final

Bob511
Miss you

donnamartin
we're gonna make our dreams, come true!

lhs
yo dog i heard you don't like pants

donnamartin
i'm seeing the utility of this outfit now

Animefilm
She wore heels for the art galleru show

besoin
ah, ansel adams

Animefilm
gallery*

importantdentist
wowwww

Bob511
Magritte's big gallery show

importantdentist
i'm gonna try that

Ampersand
"they have fine piss here"

donnamartin
how did he find her?

besoin
so we have like a jason bourne situation here

Ampersand
"why the hell have i made these life choices"

besoin
two highly trained assassins

Bob511
"For some reason, those savages don't like me."

lhs
purifying my mood

dan
please have a scene of her posing as a statue to avoid detection

besoin
is he wearing baloo's jacket from tale spin

donnamartin
oh i hope

Bob511
She's not especially great with the depth perception.

importantdentist
why would you not move toward the gun instead of pawing at it from a fixed position

donnamartin
grab the gun?

Animefilm
well they are both pilots so they might know each other

besoin
true

besoin
regional airport rats

besoin
pants store

Ampersand
"never worn pants"

besoin
^

Bob511
"Like act in a motion picture."

Ampersand
damn

besoin
baywatch interlude

Ampersand
hopefully it's more like Baywatch Nights

Ampersand
Season 2

Bob511
Baywatch Early Evenings

besoin
how far is she going to take this blind date

donnamartin
laserblast set of fire alarms, what'd i miss

Ampersand
well um

besoin
just some fencing

Ampersand
is this erotic or exciting or both?

besoin
he could see she was a swashbuckler

dan
replacing the actors with shadow puppets is a pretty smart cost cutting move

lhs
that's like how i'd swordfight with my sister, just clacking two brooms together

Animefilm
there was an art gallery show where she evaded the bad guy

donnamartin
that i saw

besoin
go to dave & busters

Ampersand
omg

besoin
this is some the room shit

donnamartin
ah yes, assassin pikc up

lhs
shirts vs ties

dan
AYYY IM DRIBBLIN HERE

besoin
2-1 someone shoots the ball

Animefilm
whatsa matta, you got pasta in your ears?

importantdentist
could this be worse than the catwoman basketball scene

Bob511
No

donnamartin
no

besoin
the famed los angeles italian mafia

importantdentist
these guys do not know how to play horse

dan
that's because they cut it's head off

donnamartin
they're playing CANNOLI

donnamartin
different rules

importantdentist
p good dan

Bob511
Ha, donna

donnamartin
aha dan

Ampersand
excellent

Bob511
Mafia Phil Jackson

donnamartin
maybe if you'd agreed to that 6% auto match 401k plan, they'd be more loyal

dan
how is Dice Clay not in this

importantdentist
i have never seen a shirt with stripes that run the same direction on the body and the collar

Ampersand
"do you like my basketball pants?"

donnamartin
but let's talk about those pants?

donnamartin
his pants have more pleats than myra's collar

besoin
that posture

lhs
his pants subsumed her pants

donnamartin
she needs a squatty potty

Ampersand
is she pooping

Ampersand
lol

lhs
sounds like it

importantdentist
this is vhs audio huh

besoin
tracking

importantdentist
poolitzer eh

Bob511
What was so great about their date?

besoin
go get us some steamed hams

lhs
they slapped foils together

donnamartin
oh okay

Animefilm
Didn't the audio in the motel establishing shot have police sirens and guns going off?

Bob511
Motel bathtub, huh?

besoin
good way to get ringworm

donnamartin
yes, there is no chance i'd be doing that

donnamartin
michael douglas?

besoin
no, he's from another showbiz dynasty

besoin
i was reading earlier that joe is a socialist

Ampersand
niiice

dan
"I called you in because you said you'd be willing to do it for a sandwich"

Ampersand
"and i work very very cheap"

besoin
where the fuck is tonya

besoin
what is this, to catch a predator

besoin
he brought her wine coolers

dan
"or if someone attacked you with a tire iron..."

donnamartin
tonya!

Ampersand
get real, he's a brownie

besoin
is this the same bomb maker guy

lhs
flatten out bruises with a rolling pin

importantdentist
whoa dude

Ampersand
"i filled the bathtub with ice and shrimp"

donnamartin
if he really wanted to impress her he would have bought her pants

Animefilm
oh hes gonna stay awake and watch

donnamartin
is he an assassin or a creepy babysitter?

lhs
never join the pen15 club

besoin
he's old guns to charlie and emilio's young guns

Ampersand
3 rules for assassinating my teenage lackeys

donnamartin
he def needs a career change

lhs
her jogging earrings

besoin
very practical

importantdentist
hahaha

Ampersand
she slept in those

dan
they act as training weights

sideshowraheem
these outfits

Ampersand
Sparkling Tub Motel

Animefilm
was that grimace

donnamartin
oh no she lost her shirt

besoin
where did he learn this move

besoin
his beautiful 1982 chevy citation

besoin
here i go again on my own

donnamartin
working on the chain gain

donnamartin
gang*

besoin
he's setting a trap for dino

lhs
he's going to accidentally eat the money and deposit his sandwich

besoin
meanwhile in simi valley

Ampersand
PROUD Cold Drinks

donnamartin
that was toomuch old man leg

lhs
what's that, you want more old man leg?

besoin
i hate this character

Animefilm
the body hair era

Ampersand
it was i who let the dogs out

lhs
you can't play chess on a checker board!

importantdentist
really wish the bad gambling gangster was david schwimmer

Trebbers
ahahahha

donnamartin
they blew all their money on explosions, pinstripe suits and hair gel

dan
whoa whoa

importantdentist
i mean he almost is

besoin
oh i saw this in the trailer

besoin
that run

importantdentist
she ran all the way there?

donnamartin
you're stopping to observe?

donnamartin
ahahaha

lhs
LA traffic, huh

donnamartin
omg that outfit

donnamartin
holy shit that coat

Animefilm
dude looks like the penguin

besoin
er

sideshowraheem
that's the smallest gun ever made

donnamartin
awww RIP nikki

lhs
is that a high gut or low bosom

Ampersand
too much pants or not enough pants

donnamartin
aha lhs

Ampersand
there is no in-between

sideshowraheem
wait this guy isn't police?

donnamartin
buy pants

laserblast
you can coach the dillon panthers to an undefeated season

Trebbers
J. Peterman, mobster

besoin
damn, a fax

lhs
she needs to stop buying all her clothes from yandy

dan
lol treb

importantdentist
he stopped to fax that

donnamartin
ahahaha

Animefilm
the outfits

Trebbers
fuck yes

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
ahahah damn it feels good to be gangsta

dan
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU

besoin
PC LOAD LETTER

lhs
haha

laserblast
acting worthy of a metal gear solid cutscene

Ampersand
an honest dan

besoin
where.is.tonya

donnamartin
wait what happaned to the guy she was kissing in bed?

lhs
iceland

besoin
comedy

donnamartin
oh it guess it's the same guy

Ampersand
Betrayed at 37

Trebbers
ahah

donnamartin
ahaha

Animefilm
zoinks

lhs
her brother, eh

donnamartin
he's really attached to nikki, who sucks

lhs
his vest matches the wallpaper, somewhere

Animefilm
he wants all hitmen dead now?

donnamartin
kind of an ineffectual mob boss

besoin
this main bad guy was horrible casting

donnamartin
i mean, none of it's good casting

Ampersand
Coffee - Tea - Macaroni

Animefilm
he probably had most years in acting school or something

dan
Joe Estevez is basically playing The Wolf from Pulp Fiction if he only got work once every couple of years

besoin
moonraker up here

Animefilm
omg

donnamartin
the dishes are done

Bob511
Were those get-moving shots?

lhs
git off my circular driveway

lhs
fencing classes to teach

donnamartin
he's obsesses with teaching class

besoin
it's cinnamon roll day in the cafeteria

dan
movie should have just been about these guys

lhs
look out, the hat has a gun@

lhs
!

Trebbers
ahah

besoin
they're using tonya less than they led me to believe

lhs
waxers vs sabers

donnamartin
i'm really enjoying how meta this movie is

lhs
"try to look like blossom"

besoin
that hate is pretty cute on her

Ampersand
"do you know how to gumshoe?"

Ampersand
lol lhs

besoin
blossom reference *praying hands*

Trebbers
ha amp

besoin
*hat

donnamartin
where

donnamartin
is mr. pink

Animefilm
they have an inclination to walk in symmetrical lines

Ampersand
he had his hand pointed directly at his balls

donnamartin
what

dan
work it WORK IT

besoin
yes

donnamartin
he def had time to shoot

Ampersand
aim for his legs

Trebbers
Getting kicked by Tonya Harding would not be good

lhs
grab him by the ponytail and spin him around

dan
the main stumbling block to everyone in this movie seems to be things coming directly at them

Ampersand
very natural arm movements

besoin
ojai? that place burnt down

donnamartin
def want an open flame in a car

besoin
sleep

Animefilm
grunts

besoin
sleeep

Trebbers
"let me do it"

Bob511
"I can't go anywhere, the 101 is covered in mud."

lhs
it's the boss fight next

besoin
nice, left an axe next to his foot

donnamartin
you'd think they'd be better at this

Animefilm
ha

Animefilm
Dan goes from 0-10 quickly

lhs
fighting over who gets to model for the jc penney catalog

Ampersand
dan has *foiled* your plan

donnamartin
ahahahaha

lhs
i'd buy some patio chairs

besoin
how'd he find them

dan
Leon the Proestevez

lhs
his arms are papier mache

besoin
bazinga

Ampersand
i am also pro-Estevez

donnamartin
oh she found pants

donnamartin
and an equally tight shirt

lhs
she figured out pants but paired them with her swimsuit

donnamartin
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose

dan
mafia huddle

Ampersand
these ties are more powerful than their firearms

Animefilm
the maker of tomb raider did costume design

besoin
killer joe

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
President Jason Davidson IS Decker

lhs
and time to ride a horsey

besoin
these guys fight like revolutionary war soldiers

donnamartin
ahahahahahaha

donnamartin
they're not good shots

dan
they only just declassified how this escape happened

Ampersand
*whispers*"gabbagool"

Trebbers
ah

besoin
please stab him

Animefilm
lunch bags are a theme

sideshowraheem
1 Strong: The Story of the Horse Soldier of that Tonya Harding Movie I've already Forgotten the Name of

donnamartin
lol

donnamartin
you put more thought into that than this movie did

donnamartin
wow, dan turned quickly

besoin
he's got *racks shotgun* classes to teach

dan
dan plays by his own rules alright

besoin
it's true, people would never think to check tonya harding's oven

lhs
mother collar

Ampersand
as they say, fuggetaboutit

besoin
got carter

donnamartin
aha

donnamartin
poor dan never gets to shower or change

besoin
dan is wearing what don draper wears to mow the lawn

Bob511
"There's a fresh puffy shirt all laid out for you."

lhs
"still squatting in the show house, eh sis"

Animefilm
alright break it up

Animefilm
dan is jealous

besoin
ugh

donnamartin
um

donnamartin
what

sideshowraheem
what is this sex scene

Ampersand
is this love?

besoin
he's like aziz ansari with that finger

besoin
nailed it

Ampersand
aaagh

dan
Weather Channel Music to Fuck To

Bob511
Ha

Ampersand
lolololol

donnamartin
lol

besoin
i'm picturing the composer scoring this with these images on the big screen

lhs
not the worst music to fuck to

Animefilm
his life's worj

Animefilm
work

Ampersand
Tonya Cooks Breakfast

lhs
warmer, warmer

besoin
looking for wheaties

Ampersand
aahahahahahha

besoin
fine/schmine

lhs
oh no, her money roast is too dry

Animefilm
he literally said ''there is nothing in the fridge''

donnamartin
how much money did they steal?

besoin
is he wearing a cravat

besoin
$300K apparently

donnamartin
aw, bye bye carter

Bob511
Finally, somebody got Carter.

donnamartin
this seems like a lot for $330K

besoin
ryan white was from kokomo

Ampersand
well, we'd still be able to take it slow

donnamartin
you know what i mean, you're racist too

donnamartin
wow he moves fast

donnamartin
red flag lady

Animefilm
''0-10'' dan

lhs
how steady is iraq though

besoin
back in her shorts

donnamartin
they're her killing shorts

dan
he's a Soultaker, not an angel get it stright

donnamartin
oh is it gonna go boom

Ampersand
bada boom

besoin
i think anton only had 5-6 guys left

lhs
careful with the set

besoin
they already killed that many

Animefilm
the box has twin peaks cherry pie

lhs
why did i move to southern california

dan
I've seen many cheap action movies but I feel like this one more ant any other just seems like all the shooting was based on kids playing cops and robbers

Trebbers
10.0

Ampersand
David Byrne suit

sideshowraheem
if she took a minion?

donnamartin
what?

donnamartin
i'm .... confused

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
how about rottweilers with bees in the their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you

Animefilm
lol

lhs
did she just propose to him

Ampersand
"we pull up our pants until no one can see us"

donnamartin
i like poor man's michael douglas

dan
"well you go home, I have 6 other movies to shoot this week"

lhs
glad she changed into some sensible tom of finland combat boots instead of those ridiculos woven mules

donnamartin
i love a good dive roll

besoin
dan is game for anything

Animefilm
Dan has a graduate degree in killin'

lhs
dan is gonna shoot the boss and be like "class... dismissed"

donnamartin
say hello to my little friend

donnamartin
i hope so lhs

donnamartin
wow yes

Bob511
Good death flop, Joe.

besoin
hugh lackingsomethingman here

dan
jesus

donnamartin
a duck?

lhs
guess jorts

besoin
finally fiji

lhs
this is truly 1996

dan
every death in this is just something right in front of them

donnamartin
OMG

donnamartin
office space stole from this movie

besoin
yes

sideshowraheem
Tonya Harding was in this movie for like 30 seconds total

besoin
yeah, i feel robbed

donnamartin
it was the best 30 seconds

donnamartin
also, dan just... ditched all those classes?

sideshowraheem
more like Tonya Softing

besoin
jud cremata

lhs
i'm getting the feeling most of her scenes got cut

besoin
cannot be a real name

Bob511
Maybe he teaches for University of Phoenix now.

besoin
diamantina jannone

lhs
blame it on michele michel

donnamartin
Shark Waters

donnamartin
wut

Ampersand
i feel Tonya's performance was kneecapped by her lack of experience
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