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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:54 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - 9/11
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Ampersand
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Ampersand
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besoin
put em up put em up

Ampersand
we've got a Brody lined up for real soon

dan
I still wanna do more oscar bait/oscar winner stuff around Academy Award time

Ampersand
of like minds, dan

importantdentist
splice or whatever was a spectatcularly unpleasant experience

sideshowraheem
4 production cards so far

sideshowraheem
5

Trebbers
Sounded like a bear shitting

besoin
it was like $10K here and there from 19 companies to make this thing

importantdentist
what city is this

sideshowraheem
13 Films? more like 13 production companies!

Animefilm
shock a feller

Animefilm
Never heard of any of these

Bob511
So many people walking here.

besoin
*walkin' her

besoin
e

importantdentist
please let the towers be the 11 in the title card

importantdentist
ah well

dan
that font

besoin
avon!

dan
it's in New York City and it's the morning so so far this is checking out factually

Trebbers
9/11 the Day New York Broke

Bob511
Sprockafeller Presents....

Bob511
0.8181818181

besoin
just enjoying the pax americana

importantdentist
y'all know anyone whose birthday is 9/11

besoin
nothing to see here

importantdentist
seems like it would hav sucked for a while

dan
Moby's birthday is 9/11

importantdentist
i bet all these seemingly disparate individuals will soon be thrust together by circumstance

nonchalant
whoopie just looked directly at the camera

Bob511
Whoa

besoin
just the local manhattan 50s diner

Animefilm
America was more quaint before 9/11

Animefilm
It was the 1950s

dan
see a less subtle film would have had a DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN on the score

dan
although I sort of suspect they couldn't afford a score for this

Bob511
Chekhov's Fiery Combustion

besoin
damn, gettin' divorced in the wtc

sideshowraheem
they couldn't bring on a 7th production company to fund any music

importantdentist
everyone is doing shit really early today

importantdentist
AH

importantdentist
wtf

Bob511
Oh my god

sideshowraheem
ohh forshadowing

Ampersand
the 9/11th hour

besoin
haha

importantdentist
jay-z?

Animefilm
Jeez

besoin
gina gershon has been misused

lhs
jeffrey, stop looming

Animefilm
How did he get work after he went on the tiger blood diet

lhs
sick bill nye hat

Bob511
Anyone figure out which city this is set in?

Trebbers
Toronto

dan
the WTC logo looks a lot like the The Incredibles logo

besoin
it's nakatomi plaza, isn't it?

besoin
the head elevatress

Bob511
M Night's Devil 2: 9/11

dan
NICE

Animefilm
Counting to see if both towers are still there

Trebbers
I swear a sign in the background read "Controlled Demolition Center"

nonchalant
this is really how new yorkers talk

dan
Sheen must have stuck that up with scotch tape

besoin
he should have referenced the fact that she's wearing annie's wig

Animefilm
Banter the movie

Ampersand
that's Corporal Crapper to you

Bob511
Why isn't the mob trying to kill this Whoopi character?

lhs
how do you know they aren't, bob

Ampersand
wowza

besoin
i hope a plane hits matt lauer

importantdentist
is her character's name whoopi also

besoin
whoopy

Animefilm
Is that her normal hair style? or a wig

besoin
i hope this severe girl lives

lhs
it's brett's hair helmet from flight of the conchords

besoin
jack white's sister

importantdentist
we're ten minutes in and not a lick of score

besoin
yes, severe girl escaped

Ampersand
this is a somber affair

Animefilm
there was a little at the title card

Bob511
Aha

besoin
the doomed

Ampersand
Always Take The Stairs

importantdentist
do we think there is gonna be a cameo by any real life 9/11 heroes in this

Animefilm
steve buscemi

besoin
are there any?

Bob511
"Is this elevator crashing to the ground as fiery rubble?" "Eventually!"

importantdentist
it just seems likely

dan
no but I hope Sully shows up

Trebbers
*roll credits*

lhs
every single american is one

nonchalant
nicholas cage's firefighter

Trebbers
"The elevators are filled with static!"

besoin
well they can't be over the 44th floor

Ampersand
at the end, WWII vets take command of Whoopi's control console and send the terrorists back to Mars licking their wounds

besoin
seems like they'd be fine

sideshowraheem
"an explosion from inside the building"

Animefilm
that was more tasteful than i expected tbh

Trebbers
Homer Simpson at work

Ampersand
"maybe i'll unplug and then plug it back in after 30 seconds"

dan
try jiggling the tower

Bob511
"Goddamn it, Liddle."

lhs
red, white, and blue screen of death

besoin
don't they have a backup tower

besoin
explain it to us, white man

Animefilm
He sounds like mike tyson a bit

importantdentist
what

Ampersand
"i lived it"

Bob511
"She jumped at the last second."

Trebbers
aahah

besoin
bkjlklj

dan
is that even possible? six?? in a day?!

Animefilm
what is this a trial?

besoin
he

besoin
*he's the founder of blinkist

Ampersand
worse, a stageplay

importantdentist
they're gonna get guzman to divorce them right there in the elevator

besoin
that was easy

Animefilm
hes got pens in his pocket so he should be trained

dan
I'd love Guzman even if he starred in 100 9/11's

Animefilm
wouldnt there be fire alarms?

besoin
small places? it's bigger than my studio!

besoin
this is all improvised

Trebbers
13th production companies and no money for a script

Trebbers
5 takes ruined where Sheen reflexively reaches for the pill bottle.

importantdentist
my favorite 9/11 trivia is that the first footage of the first collision interrupted a commercial for zoolander

Bob511
Would definitely need one hell of a super visor to fit over that wig.

Ampersand
lol

lhs
stairway to 9/11

Animefilm
Whoopi takes things well, i like her

besoin
m night 9/11

Bob511
"We got married."

Trebbers
ahah

besoin
avon is really relying on these glasses

lhs
wood harris getting typecast as a guy who controls towers

Bob511
Heh

besoin
:)

besoin
at least open it and see where you are

importantdentist
oh fuck that's who that is

sideshowraheem
they're going to try and open this 25 more times in the next hour

Trebbers
Go Luis

Animefilm
She doesn't know what tower he is in?

besoin
she's on intercom

besoin
terrifying everyone in both towers

besoin
oh god

Trebbers
"Calm down, jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Animefilm
Dont eat all the gronola at once

besoin
flames?!

Animefilm
granola *

besoin
are they all high

Animefilm
Sheen's eyes look crazy

besoin
they can barely get their lines out

Ampersand
"you have at least 9 to 11 hours of oxygen left"

dan
have they ever not in the last 10 years animefilm?

besoin
they should try sending a text message

sideshowraheem
Charlie Sheen seems to have been paid in making his character smart and rich

Ampersand
lol

besoin
what

Bob511
Also, whatever that elf lady was taking.

Animefilm
ha

dan
"all I'm saying is things aren't adding up people! I'm just asking questions!"

sideshowraheem
"I'm not doing this thing if I only read 6 newspapers a day" "ok fine 7!"

besoin
jesus is this hackneyed

lhs
CHARACTERIZATION

sideshowraheem
they have another hour to fill

importantdentist
it's insane how short this is honestly

besoin
do you have ears

lhs
jj of the sad little face

Bob511
All the wallet pictures should be of characters from Remember Me

besoin
yowza

Animefilm
theres the score

Trebbers
Composer late for work

Ampersand
the angels sing

besoin
wait, they weren't in the building that was hit the first time?

Animefilm
oh so they were on the safe tower

Trebbers
Need some of those pills

sideshowraheem
no they were in the north tower

besoin
how did the hit to the other tower stop their elevators

sideshowraheem
that was the first one hit

Animefilm
oh ok, so they just felt the shockwave more on the tower they arent on

Animefilm
its hard to tell from the outside

importantdentist
93?

besoin
did that man on wire guy leave his wire up there

besoin
is that why a hit to one affects the other

Animefilm
wasnt nancy supposed to evacuate like an hour ago

besoin
she's not very reassuring

Trebbers
"I'm hearing that Frankie was warned not to come in today"

Bob511
I guess they figure she has safer headgear than the other workers with hardhats and such.

Animefilm
lol

besoin
kill me, please

Bob511
Guzman was the one of all of them they decided to lift up to the ceiling?

Bob511
Like, I know the sign says Authorized Personnel Only, but...

dan
well he knows how to operate a knife AND a hammer

besoin
plan c

dan
oooof

besoin
uh

sideshowraheem
"it sounds like lizard men pouring thermite"

besoin
heh

Bob511
It's still granola, it's not shit yet.

importantdentist
nobody had glasses like that in 2001 did they

besoin
i wouldn't give up on the hammer to the hatch personally

Animefilm
''we shouldnt have taken all the pills before we realized we had to do manual excersise"

besoin
this is like that scene in the goonies

Ampersand
this is no time for an orgy

dan
*every starts Arsenio Hall WOO WOO WOOing

Bob511
Shittiest escape room team ever.

Ampersand
lol

besoin
5/5 bob

importantdentist
why did they think that would work

dan
*firefighters going up outside* "thats the building talking to us...it's telling us to stay away"

besoin
it worked for the goonies

besoin
jesus whoopi

Animefilm
Whoopi what are you trying to do

sideshowraheem
that seems like an uncessary detail to relay

importantdentist
"obviously you can't jump, to end the torment, but i thought you should know"

Bob511
"The President has been notified, and is wrapping up his storytime."

dan
she's just now realizing they're in a new elevator?

sideshowraheem
wow a 4th set

Animefilm
She could tell the firefighters right?

importantdentist
who would see this

besoin
how did this get made

dan
Box office   $192,318[2]

Bob511
A tip jar set up in the lobby of fifty-seven different production companies, I assume?

Animefilm
Thats really low

importantdentist
well that explains it

importantdentist
wait is she british

Bob511
"8...0...0...8...5?"

sideshowraheem
is his characters name an homage to the whoopie movie?

Ampersand
"can't call a cat"

Bob511
Ha

importantdentist
oh she was the lady with the cat huh

besoin
"i'm stevie and my number is forums.hipinion.com"

Trebbers
aha

importantdentist
"does his message board know"

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
"Tell them I died doing what I loved, complaining to strangers"

importantdentist
this kid sucks

dan
"Oh, mom can you call Grimaldi's, get a pie sent up here? We're starving."

besoin
jj is resigned

Trebbers
JJ knows he has a killer college application essay

sideshowraheem
did she just call him charlie?

besoin
oh yeah, the 50s diner

Animefilm
the bandana

besoin
is whoopi the father of that lady's baby

dan
they should make one of these that's 90 minutes of Bush reading My Pet Goat

importantdentist
were people just watching the tv nonstop and occasionally shaking their heads in disbelief all day

besoin
kind of confused on that group of people

besoin
yes, ID

Bob511
I mean, yeah, kind of.

besoin
can confirm

importantdentist
i was only told at the end of second period which was at like 10:15

importantdentist
after the first tower went down

Animefilm
Theres a bunch of footage of people standing in the streets watching too

importantdentist
wtf mrs macgregor

besoin
i learned about it from a message board during class and was debating whether to tell everyone or what

dan
"hell, i guess i love him"

guest-8133
I didn't find out until school ended

importantdentist
damn guest

guest-8133
hey what happened to my name

sideshowraheem
hello

importantdentist
this is charlie just riffing

sideshowraheem
ok i'm back

Ampersand
"please, take my wife"

Animefilm
same, idk why but my school didnt get out early or tell us. but i was in first grade i think

importantdentist
first grade wtf

dan
Charlie doing a big kindness making everyone feel more comfortable with dying

besoin
"if we get outta here..."

besoin
so no loss here

sideshowraheem
the racetrack seems like the worst place to hide from a bookie

importantdentist
haha

importantdentist
it's the last place he'd look!

dan
lol raheem

besoin
okay holden

dan
I think its a rabbit actually

lhs
granola bar for breakfast club

Ampersand
"he's lost his sheen, you might say"

besoin
this is kind of a strange version of the breakfast club

sideshowraheem
the 9/11 pals

Animefilm
*don't you forget it about me*

Animefilm
whoopi raises fist in the air

Trebbers
Accent going in and out

dan
*don't you NEVER FORGET about me*

besoin
right as WTC7 comes down

importantdentist
haha dan

sideshowraheem
they could only afford the song where Chuggo samples Don't You Forget About Me

importantdentist
wait is that real

Trebbers
Come on

sideshowraheem
(that is a real thing)

besoin
love this glasses touching characterization

importantdentist
seriously those are some really late 2000s glasses

Bob511
OK, Clark Kent.

dan
"doing some gay shi...oh dammit"

besoin
foreshadowing

Animefilm
all characters are required to wear clothing with "NY" on them

importantdentist
hahahaha

Trebbers
Wiat

Ampersand
see, it's okay, because the black man is racist

Bob511
Crash 2: 9/11

dan
he learned that in the newpaper

besoin
2 crashes

Bob511
Heh

dan
oh man

sideshowraheem
oh false alarm earlier Chuggo samples "Don't Forget me when I'm gone"

Animefilm
Ok now this feels like theatre monologues

Ampersand
phew, he's a feminist

lhs
then he started winning

dan
and refused to pay taxes

Bob511
OK, these people can die now.

besoin
i guess it makes sense that the movie is so short

importantdentist
he paid for all kids to go to college?

Trebbers
Get back to the racism movie

Animefilm
the writer hit it out of the park with the ''i met you''

besoin
first crash at 8:46 a.m., second tower collapsed at 10:28 a.m.

Trebbers
Is that is this

dan
I think Crank Yankers went too far with this one

Trebbers
aha

Ampersand
lol

besoin
heh

besoin
well this is an escalation

importantdentist
so what's all this

dan
maybe just ONE more whack at the emergency exit hatch to bring it up to an even six hits?

Bob511
Goddamn it, Charlie, they said no smoking.

importantdentist
yeah seriously

besoin
yeah, jesus, dan

lhs
who farted

sideshowraheem
haha the fuckin doors

besoin
won't they let a lot more smoke in

besoin
this isn't very convincing smoke

dan
"no good, it's full of smoke!"

besoin
one cigarette would make this much smoke

sideshowraheem
what happened to whoopie's instructions?

besoin
she's still running around muttering

Animefilm
oh crap

besoin
hit it with the fucking hammer

Animefilm
she found the manual and bounced

dan
"but first, 10 more minutes of talking about which races we have issues with"

Animefilm
did they try hitting the emergency button?

besoin
it'd probably be ideal to have a heart attack

importantdentist
is there a reason nobody else is trying the screwdriver thing

besoin
they gave up on the escape plan again

importantdentist
only eddie can wield the screwdriver

Bob511
I think only Guzman has the swinging perk?

Animefilm
They took a lot of pills at the start, the smoke is imagined

besoin
they really gave us the business that day

Bob511
This is no time to crib from your TNG scripts, Whoopi.

lhs
a key?

dan
"it says you need something called a Keurig pod..."

Ampersand
"it says... ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER"

Trebbers
"Now flip the switch to release the saucer section'

besoin
"it says to enjoy your poang chair"

Bob511
Their after-work competitive Pictionary really came in handy.

besoin
it's a good thing the electricity is on

besoin
they really need a new champion

sideshowraheem
they haven't figured out to lift the thinner taller guy

besoin
there it is

Animefilm
Wouldnt it take like 40 minutes or more to even walk all the stairs down to the bottom?

besoin
from the 37th floor? eh

Bob511
"If we get out of here alive, I will enable your degeneracy like you wouldn't believe."

besoin
we all do, eddie

dan
"ughh, ok new plan...tall guy with the really long arms hand me a screwdriver"

Ampersand
"yay, we're trapped!"

besoin
hey listen

lhs
they were at the ground floor the whole time

Animefilm
Huh

besoin
what

Ampersand
lol

importantdentist
he forgot about the hammer

Trebbers
haha what

besoin
i'd kool aid man that wall

Animefilm
his hammering velocity is so strong he is breaking the cable

lhs
why is the elevator suddenly final destinationing them

besoin
shocks do seem to translate far and wide in this movie

importantdentist
that was flight 93 actually

besoin
yeah, heh

besoin
the fucking omen here

besoin
big reveal at the end, this is don jr

sideshowraheem
she's talking about the divorce

Trebbers
"Is it because they hate our freedom, Grammy?"

lhs
meeting jesus

Ampersand
"the meeting was in heaven"

importantdentist
oh come onnnnnnn

besoin
nice teal shirt, moron

importantdentist
let someone other than the guy who almost had a heart attack do the physical work?

Animefilm
ha i was gonna say the same thing

besoin
oh god

importantdentist
what

sideshowraheem
what the fuck

lhs
it was only a panic attack, he can work it off

Animefilm
what the hell is on the other side

besoin
goblins!

lhs
can't go out there, the floor is wet

Bob511
Shelley Duval?

dan
"I see...naked ladies dancing?"

besoin
just make the hole bigger

Animefilm
oh gawd

sideshowraheem
she's gonna get broken in half

Bob511
Aha

nonchalant
i honestly think the story of the woman who survived the 80 foot elevator fall in the empire state building

nonchalant
by laying flat

nonchalant
is gonna come into play

besoin
a gun -- or an apocryphal story -- in the first act...

Ampersand
"i'll be dead. i won't have to ignore you"

dan
FLY YOU FOOLS

Animefilm
Ha

lhs
you'll see parts of him in the lobby

importantdentist
why are they lying down

sideshowraheem
gas up the apartment, meeting jeffrey in the lobby

sideshowraheem
apartment elevator

Animefilm
Cause of an urban legend

Ampersand
slowest express elevator ever

besoin
sheen's character is really bizarre

Animefilm
tower of terror

Trebbers
ahahhahhahhah

dan
Bicentenial Man cracked less jokes than Sheen in this

sideshowraheem
this is fucking insane

besoin
haha

besoin
gif

nonchalant
wow

dan
holy shit

Ampersand
get in the pit and try to love someone

Trebbers
ahahahah

importantdentist
pffffffffff

sideshowraheem
booooooooo

besoin
oof, stuck in the middle again

besoin
go gina, you're the best of em

Trebbers
oh shiiiiit

Animefilm
sad thing is all the asbestos dust

sideshowraheem
why is she still in there

sideshowraheem
run!

importantdentist
kind of forgot about whoopi tbh

besoin
she's not really doing anything productive

besoin
she should get out

besoin
who are these people

Animefilm
she stays until there is a jurrassic park water droplet shot

besoin
he's going to comically fall through the ceiling

dan
Eddie are you OK, are you OK Eddie?

besoin
i mean, the brakes saved them

besoin
why would they be all beat up

Bob511
"Ya, mon."

Animefilm
because they got elevator slammed

importantdentist
is he talking to god or whoopi

dan
you never saw Sister Act?

importantdentist
was that how that ended

besoin
nothing you can do to keep me away from my god

sideshowraheem
she walked into Ford Fairlane's house

besoin
is this what dreams may come

Animefilm
is she outside?\

Ampersand
The Mist does look better in black and white

dan
lol raheem

besoin
probably be wiser to just drag her out of there

Animefilm
thats probably the true events

besoin
aren't there people in all of the elevators

Trebbers
Yeah, you got a kid lady

dan
was that Henry Winkler?

lhs
third elevator has a goat

importantdentist
no way cahrlie makes it out of this right

Ampersand
lol

dan
lol

besoin
haha

Ampersand
100% dead

Bob511
Guzman gets stuck like Pooh.

besoin
YES

Trebbers
hehe

Ampersand
peace, i'm out!

nonchalant
alright, now I'M out!

importantdentist
"anthrax"

nonchalant
holy fuck

dan
charlie was doing the same thing back in his trailer afterwards

besoin
jesus, take your arm out of there

sideshowraheem
what impression is he doing?

Trebbers
"You can squeeze through"

nonchalant
THIS is acting

besoin
absolutely insane "performance"

Animefilm
BREEAAH *shakes neck*

sideshowraheem
"this is no time for your Jimmy Stewart"

Ampersand
lol

Animefilm
i thought it was his bane impression

sideshowraheem
he's gonna break out his Ed Sullivan if he survives the rubble

dan
Oscar noms still aren't out but I think we have this years frontrunner

besoin
the goat

Trebbers
*runs away*

importantdentist
this seems like a mistake

dan
caring about Charlie Sheen? yeah I agree

importantdentist
oh it was so simple

importantdentist
should have kept going with the hammer

besoin
oh, you had to push UP

dan
damn child safety locks

besoin
this poor fireman

nonchalant
omg

besoin
tony got shot

Trebbers
ahah

importantdentist
oh come onnnnnnnnnn

sideshowraheem
I saw that comin from a mile away

importantdentist
asd;fkja;sdodljas

besoin
guigui

sideshowraheem
(and the Gallant people of Afghanistan)

Animefilm
The fireman :(

dan
goddamn it, they always have to leave it on a cliffhanger to force a sequel

Bob511
Heh

Ampersand
lololol

sideshowraheem
keep those producer credits coming

Trebbers
"Based" on the "Play" "Elevator"

besoin
what kind of asshole writes a play like this

Animefilm
Martin sprock of sprockafeller

importantdentist
sheen got EP? good for him

besoin
courtney gains?!

importantdentist
david harbour?

sideshowraheem
"ok I get an EP credit and my character is super rich and knows stuff about elevators"

dan
NEVER FORGET...that this was directed by Marty from Timechasers s26.postimg.org/fo9eqchjt/821.Time_Chasers.Vol05.Rhino.DVDrip.mkv2017-09-13.png

Trebbers
What the fuck David Harbour

nonchalant
do we know if whoopi made it out

Trebbers
She did

besoin
he must have given charlie sheen a 20 at a traffic light

lhs
whoopi's hair was the only thing holding up that tower

nonchalant
lolol

sideshowraheem
there's a good chance all the other characters didn't getenough clearance and did in the collapse

dan
after credits scene of Whoopi and Luis laughing it up in Vegas

sideshowraheem
they only left like a minute before it came down

nonchalant
damn i guess whoopi will get her money from luis after all

nonchalant
a happy ending

besoin
yeah, they all died

besoin
matt lauer got a credit for that file footage?

besoin
that's not how it works

dan
his last big role quite possibly

sideshowraheem
Matt Lauer is going to be living on the residuals from this now

Animefilm
Ugh, thats grimy

besoin
probably getting ten times the residuals as katie

dan
Al Roker got fucking screwed
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TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: a mystery movie streamed live in tinychat!
Hint: "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Spring killed the Beast."
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:51 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: a mystery movie streamed live in tinychat!
Hint: "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Spring killed the Beast."
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:39 pm

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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: a mystery movie streamed live in tinychat!
Hint: "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Spring killed the Beast."
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:31 pm

1.5 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:40 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:36 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "An Easter Bunny Puppy (2013)"

dan
say what

besoin
is this movie composed completely of gnu licensed photos from

wikipedia

Animefilm
theres so much that is left unanswered

dan
t.e.s.s. as r.u.s.s.

besoin
these titles reminds me of people who think friends is called

f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

dan
amp may ask what brought this choice about?

besoin
they don't seem to be following guild rules for the credits

Animefilm
ok who starts off a movie with that title sequence

dan
the eggs make it look like the credits are covered in nits

donnamartin
who makes this movie?

Ampersand
i was trying to find one particular 1313 movie

besoin
is this one of those finger family youtube movies

Animefilm
BWAha

donnamartin
if the mouths use cgi I Can't

Ampersand
tell apathy

Ampersand
for 90 mins

dan
oh wow, I thought it was one of those fake youtube movie uploads

that just had a static image

Ampersand
Sims 5 looks very high res

donnamartin
if it's just 90 min of this i'm okay with this

besoin
are there any other ground rules for watching this movie

dan
but no, the director has figured out how to adapt that part of our

shared culture into the film itself

dan
this house is a top 5 movie series character at this point

Animefilm
Another film produced by LA's extended suburbs

laserblast
jesus christ you have to be kidding me

Ampersand
lol

besoin
what other movies is it in

dan
the director, David DeCoteau just films all of his stuff here

Animefilm
You can tell they are holding a treat behind the camera for every shot

Ampersand
all of the many of it

dan
A Talking Cat?!, Santa's Summer House

dan
and a bunch of softcore twink porno

Ampersand
supersoft core

Ampersand
belly rubbing core

donnamartin
i had walked away and this music made me think she was writing

erotica

dan
I forget, did I tell you David Decoteau made it into the extras of the

Eyes of Laura Mars blu-ray?

Ampersand
haha, i saw that, dan

Animefilm
Thats her mom?

donnamartin
decorating her bedroom like a hotel room

besoin
the corgi is a misogynist

donnamartin
UGH GIRLS

Animefilm
honk honk

donnamartin
strong acting choices here

dan
are any of these cash-strapped sitcom stars I should recognize?

Ampersand
well that right there is Son of Poochinski

pjork
it'd be pretty cool if the camera stayed on the dog all the time

dan
I was too busy watching the eggs roll instead of the names at the

beginning

Animefilm
Is this supposed to be for kids

pjork
like, they can keep talking and everything

pjork
just show me the dog

pjork
and only the dog

besoin
none of these people are anyone dan

donnamartin
i hope a baldwin shows up

lhs
i don't want to see the dog because i have to hear that kid VO

Ampersand
"i'm looking at the dvd cover now"

Animefilm
"lowbrow af"

Ampersand
Miss Marble

donnamartin
that's true, only one genre can be popular at the time

pjork
your audience are dogs now. get to work.

lhs
an easter bunnicula puppy

besoin
this doesn't really happen does it

Animefilm
Well, she makes quite a bit from her mysteries to live in that house

donnamartin
that i'd read lhs

besoin
genre people pump out their genre forever

dan
can DeCoteau not even afford Johnny Whitaker and Susan Olsen any

more or did he just realize spending any money at all on these was

unnecessary

laserblast
this movie would be 10000000x better with sharon osbourne in the

lead mom role

lhs
this director pumps out two genres

donnamartin
maybe if she writes a kids book she can afford not to make her

jackets out of a couch

besoin
he blew his budget on these midis, dan

besoin
"hm, what other presets does my casio know"

Animefilm
This is the sampler disc

donnamartin
then you'd die

besoin
it doesn't get any more public domain than a midi of la cucaracha

Ampersand
lol

besoin
yeah, she's like 24

dan
you guys missed out on A Talking Cat, he literally uses a reggae

version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider as end credits music

donnamartin
i wouldn't say i missed it dan

besoin
what's with this establishing shot

Animefilm
Im getting triggered that she is a writer but speaks into her iphone

lhs
this is how the castle of otranto starts

besoin
same

donnamartin
talk about a story that needed to be told

Ampersand
Macaulay Sulkin

lhs
i didn't see her daughter walking en pointe through the snow for the

last one

pjork
'i wanna die' at 15.17. going to go back for my voice mail message

donnamartin
so they could afford....2 actors, a dog, and a model house

besoin
i think the score is really what lets this down

donnamartin
i feel like a game show is about to start

dan
this needs the star charisma of an Eric Roberts or a Woo from

Survivor

Animefilm
The mic placement is bad too

besoin
that kid is way too young for her

Ampersand
wait what

Ampersand
she... just realized what she was wearing?

lhs
she forgot she was wearing it

Animefilm
there was a car in the house

donnamartin
ew, the dog is aperv

Animefilm
there are no dads in this world?

besoin
if one of the premises is that all males disappear at 18, i'm into it

donnamartin
you've ID the problem, anime

besoin
god voiceover

Animefilm
All males get turned into puppies at 18

besoin
the easter bunny lottery

donnamartin
we've already written a better kids book

Ampersand
"cover my ears"

besoin
the mother's wig is bothering me

besoin
looks like billy ray cyrus on hannah montana

lhs
egg coloring montage

donnamartin
montage music!

besoin
so paas paid for this

dan
At the Hop Hop Hop

dan
the panflute is a pretty good choice I'll give them that

donnamartin
really getting some mileage out of egg decorating

lhs
they've never painted before in their lives

Ampersand
*cut to 5 minutes later*

besoin
they're using oils or acrylics or something

besoin
really van goghing the eggs up

dan
it'd be funny if this sequence took like 4 weeks to shoot

donnamartin
if this ends with a cut off ear i'm here for it

besoin
please one more shot of this

Animefilm
it doesnt end

besoin
there it is

dan
Decoteau making them do thousands of takes to get it exactly as he

envisioned it

donnamartin
mom looks like a late 80s laura ashley comforter

Ampersand
the puppy lying dead in a nest of colored eggshells

donnamartin
i need the world's longest gif

laserblast
truly this is an eggcellent scene

besoin
the mom is lynchian

besoin
*lynchian

lhs
why the fuck is the paint halfway up the ferrule

donnamartin
fuck the music got quiet i thought it was over

besoin
jesus christ

dan
this would be like a 900mb gif

Animefilm
that was the same shot

laserblast
forget it, lhs, it's Ovotown

Ampersand
she's making a Minion egg

lhs
orchestra hit hit hit

donnamartin
i wnat that gif dan

Animefilm
this is taking up half the run time so far

besoin
rocky got tough enough to fight ivan drago in less time than this

dan
NOOO

laserblast
this is just an instrumental to a save ferris track

donnamartin
ahaha

dan
everytime the panflute comes back I lose it a little more

Ampersand
someone the croquet scenes in Santa's Summer Home were still more

brazen

donnamartin
it's over!

Ampersand
perfect, that's eggs

lhs
no that was just for one egg each

Animefilm
that made me go insane a little

donnamartin
why is mom wearing a kate plus 8 wig?

dan
that is spot on donna

laserblast
before i met your father ... i almost fucked hugh hefner

lhs
he's a furry

donnamartin
mom needs a therapist

dan
dog I swear if you knock over those eggs

Ampersand
*Russ pisses*

donnamartin
i'm with #teamdog

besoin
why is the dog a kid

lhs
clean out your fucking paintbrushes

donnamartin
why is any of this happening, beoin

besoin
i feel like that's a check on a test for being a psychopath

donnamartin
ah yes, those grody steps

Animefilm
voight korgi

donnamartin
dog's a fuckin playa

besoin
goose to lucy's maverick

dan
haha, she brought up the pool before I could even make a joke

donnamartin
guys...what

laserblast
what the fuck

Ampersand
salt shaker chess

Ampersand
they're improvising

Ampersand
"no, turned into a dog"

besoin
pieces of the crime

dan
okay, maybe a Roberts cameo isn't out of the question now

lhs
5 lightswitches

Ampersand
eggscellent

laserblast
'that must be hard ... the hope diamond, i mean, it must be hard'

donnamartin
this took a turn

Ampersand
i'm only 13

Ampersand
13...13

besoin
it was for a youtube

laserblast
what the fuck

donnamartin
scored by john phillips sousa's cousin

dan
expect a 12 minute montage as they hide all of those eggs they made

Animefilm
thats his fetish

Ampersand
the cutaways to the dog get me

dan
this is the best dog but the worst cast

laserblast
i'm officially too drunk for this

Ampersand
lol it's 66% the same cast

besoin
the establishing shots make it look like they live in some remote

jungle

laserblast
who besides me wants to fuck this dog

besoin
he's just a child, lb

Animefilm
they look like they are setting up for a misery type plot

Ampersand
that boy has very clean teeth

laserblast
so long, marian ... it's time we began ... to hunt ... the eggs ... and love ...

our savior ... all again

donnamartin
oh man, y'all, i bet there are gonna be hijinks!

donnamartin
he has ben affleck in armaggeddan teeth

Ampersand
"i'm hotter"

besoin
what's happening

donnamartin
how long does she think this ruse will hold up?

besoin
easter eggs

Animefilm
about an easter eggs scene length

donnamartin
i love that mom is leaning into this

laserblast
here comes a 45-minute scene where they fill out a DND character

sheet

besoin
so they're really going to try this

donnamartin
how long does this car scene go? 10 min?

Ampersand
very probably

dan
this plot makes Disney Channel sitcoms look like Tolstoy

besoin
one more shot of the car and i'm filing a hate crime report

Animefilm
meta

donnamartin
i've seen bmw commercials with more restraint

besoin
>:(

dan
....and theres our big action scene

Animefilm
dog only one who recognize bad plot

lhs
i can hear which are the new vocab words for this kid

besoin
i think someone asked the director to dogsit and he took the

opportunity to make this movie

dan
at least he didn't record it on an iphone like Roberts

donnamartin
ah yes, that saving grace

besoin
i'm waiting

donnamartin
mom is encouraging this bunny fetish

laserblast
easy, breezy, beautiful bunny girl

donnamartin
this mom is a furry

donnamartin
#same

Ampersand
lol

besoin
this is like if patty duke fucking sucked

donnamartin
#same

Animefilm
or the olsen twins movie 'it takes two'

besoin
young bon jovi here

Ampersand
"okay, well, let's take off our shirts"

laserblast
holy shit we are only 38 minutes into this

dan
DeCoteau definitely has a whole stable of these guys on hand

donnamartin
i'm not sure this plot holds up

besoin
tummy rub montage

Animefilm
this is longer than the 9/11 movie

dan
in case he gets an itch to shoot a gay bBermuda triangle thriller

donnamartin
the ladies of niagra falls

besoin
these three are actually competent disney channel actors

Animefilm
thats the 'crush enters scene' music

lhs
oh so the guys don't deserve their own wacky midis, i see

Ampersand
i'mma gonna be the marbles one day

besoin
should have cued up a living on a prayer midi

dan
hell yeah you are

donnamartin
he's gonna try to fuck mom

dan
"I loved the Cats Eye killer"

donnamartin
oh dear god

besoin
they're planning an assault on marion

dan
ahaha

donnamartin
she's roping htem into her furry fetish

Animefilm
Not all predators are men

donnamartin
Romantic Harpiscord Interlude

dan
ever "family" DeCoteau movie is like the fetish version of money

laundering

besoin
lucy really hates whoever had to do the color for this movie

donnamartin
that's the same shot

Animefilm
She made this a lot worse, because she was embarrassed over the

bunny suit

Ampersand
*fart*

donnamartin
wow dog's a perv too

Ampersand
oh it really was

Ampersand
wait what

Ampersand
RIP Russ

laserblast
rip me

donnamartin
i.....have questions

Ampersand
helluva kink

besoin
this IS one of those finger family youtubes

lhs
the establishing shots + midis are making me want to play king's

quest 5

Animefilm
why is he submitting on the ground like that

dan
wait why do they have a dog costume with them?

Animefilm
why are they acting out scenes for a novel

besoin
"look, we want a sexually available female"

donnamartin
the people in this movie are a bunch of pervs

dan
Mr. Scam Man, sounds like a real trustworthy guy

besoin
heh

besoin
they like em young in this movie

donnamartin
young and furry

donnamartin
Plot twist: it's the most dangerous game

Animefilm
I think money laundering front is a good description

dan
still amazed we're at 45 minutes and no shirts have come off

besoin
"look, make with the young girl!"

dan
maybe there's a shower scene coming up

Animefilm
they are courting marriane

besoin
how far will she go

donnamartin
who the fuck cares if you steal a fabrege eggs

lhs
the czar, probably

besoin
this lady's voice

besoin
she was irreplaceable i guess

donnamartin
look they can't wait for her to get over her cold

Animefilm
heavy smoker huh

Ampersand
Angelo Bad-lamenti

besoin
that i keep at my cabin

lhs
and filled with hennessey

besoin
the museum

besoin
#piecesofthecrime

Ampersand
crime items?

Animefilm
casting an actress without a voice, what is this movie

lhs
like a crowbar and a multitool i guess

donnamartin
why is this a story that needs to be told?

besoin
imagine meeting someone with this story

dan
look they had 8 hours to film this whole thing, there's no time to go

out and get a lozenge

Ampersand
*close up on bottle of Hennessey*

donnamartin
yes, just think

Animefilm
the wheels are turning in mr scam mans head

donnamartin
ZOINKS

dan
Mr. Scam mannnnn, steal me some eggsssssss

lhs
my 3rd grade class took a field trip to the museum for the faberge

egg exhibit

lhs
so i can relate a lot to this movie

besoin
ken bon kenvi

Animefilm
how would this movie feel on drugs

donnamartin
#same

besoin
i hate this fucking kid voice

besoin
oh jasper

donnamartin
i'm a fan of jasper

Ampersand
"what's on my back!?" *takes off shirt*

donnamartin
this movie is making me tired

lhs
i hate everyone's voice in this

donnamartin
i hate everyone in this

besoin
this music reminds me of mario party

donnamartin
that is ..... too true

besoin
woke corgi

donnamartin
this dog understands rape culture

Animefilm
listening to title menu music for an hour and a half

Animefilm
is the same as this movie

donnamartin
this random girl who responds to the dog is ....

Animefilm
i like the 4th wall aspect

besoin
who is this disembodied voice

dan
Scam Man is a saint you judgemental bastard

lhs
the audiene?

donnamartin
jinkies

besoin
oh mister scam man

dan
no it can't be!

dan
that's edited footage

donnamartin
he's gonna murder them

lhs
he just wanted the candy for himself

lhs
did they bring that couch along from the porn mansion

dan
woke corgi needs to go off on him

besoin
toe jam and earl music now

dan
haha

lhs
what is that middle door for

lhs
very narrow bathroom? closet?

Animefilm
for her twin

besoin
egg closet

donnamartin
wow

donnamartin
jasper hon

donnamartin
ewwwwww

Animefilm
its a man sport, they hunt for the twin

besoin
hopefully scam man murder suicides the mom before she can finish

her book

lhs
hopefully he finds some eggs

besoin
next week on downton abbey

donnamartin
i'm into the idea of everyone dying by firebomb

Animefilm
is this bay of blood

lhs
a river runs through shit

donnamartin
he found the marauder's map?

besoin
how did the map get burnt

besoin
is it from the 17th century

dan
"soon that hidden immunity idol will be all mine."

besoin
gonna find one eyed willy's rich stuff

donnamartin
oh this is the team work theme

besoin
let's get some shots of the boys hunting marion like baboons

Ampersand
lol dan

besoin
there they are

dan
these aren't even hidden

Animefilm
the mom wears hospital gowns and couch upholstery

Ampersand
ruh roh. it froze for me

besoin
isn't the faberge egg right in front of the house

lhs
expecting to see microsoft songsmith listed first in the credits

dan
are you sure its not just them reusing shots amp

donnamartin
oh sweet we're on the price is right

besoin
"get the eggs boys. faster."

lhs
now use the eggs to play croquet

Animefilm
so there definitely isnt a composer, just free stock music

dan
waiting for some music that's in Nathan for You to show up

besoin
where's the dog

donnamartin
jasper's basket is inadequette

donnamartin
the dog jumped off a cliff

lhs
someone got lazy

besoin
this is mind numbing

Animefilm
god this is as long as the egg makin' scene

dan
"lets see we have 6 people this year, I guess we should hide 400

eggs"

amp
wait until they find the blair witch stick figures in the trees

donnamartin
mom really got shafted on makeup and wardrobe

besoin
crew member shadow

Animefilm
OK im sorry but this movie feels like torture

dan
anyone else in chat unable to remember what their life was before

this montage started?

Animefilm
it hurts my body

besoin
i'm pretty sure those are shots of a different forest

besoin
it's deciduous trees and ferns

besoin
this is all eucalyptus and shit

lhs
the language of france

besoin
after they kiss she should tell him she's marion

Animefilm
i fear for marrian

Animefilm
when they find her

besoin
jasper's time to shine

dan
And if you like buy me flowers
Just go ahead, now

lhs
no

besoin
two lucys

besoin
what's with the sky

besoin
nice prop work there

lhs
that's a bedazzled avocado

amp
lol

besoin
not the same forest

donnamartin
lucy got knifed by scam man

dan
he hid it under 2 inches of unpacked dirt where no one would ever

find it

amp
twinning

amp
i... dig... you

donnamartin
this is becoming cruel

dan
uh OOOOh

amp
woof

besoin
old big dick jasper

Animefilm
this feels gross

lhs
don't you love farce

besoin
"hey, you owe ME sexual favors"

besoin
some other forest somewhere

dan
easy on the yankin

Animefilm
Lel

lhs
a dog marks on the spot

donnamartin
that wasn't very good burying

besoin
no other animals have been in the area in the years since the egg has

been there

Animefilm
meme man mad

besoin
jesus christ

donnamartin
oh my god

lhs
haha christ

Animefilm
jesus lady you got the egg in your throat?

lhs
good save, scriptwriter

dan
female Super Dave Osborn

amp
lol

besoin
sounds like a cat

Animefilm
this is a really strange element to add to the kids movie

besoin
hey, this isn't midi music

lhs
this is materia-finding music

besoin
hey, that's the wrong direction

besoin
this editing

Animefilm
the composer realized midway that midi clown music wasnt the right

mood

lhs
just be thankful that they didn't use the original driving footage in

reverse

besoin
his road to damascus moment

besoin
meanwhile in saint lucia

donnamartin
jesus fuck that house

besoin
jake and the scam man

besoin
(little jake and the fatman humor for you)

dan
it's appreciated

besoin
(y)

lhs
immediately casing the place

besoin
jake and the fatman even has movie night favorite joe penny

amp
"go away. i'm furnishing"

Animefilm
awkward scene

amp
he hates looking at her

besoin
i kind of prefer marion, honestly

donnamartin
awkward movie

lhs
can you make out with yourself while i watch

Animefilm
genius mirror shot to showcase twin personality

dan
"he's the actual owner, it was in the will"

donnamartin
hey why's there a car in this house

amp
i can only piss elevated too

dan
SUNNY DAY

besoin
a prop from last week's movie

dan
EVERYTHINGS A-OK

Animefilm
wondering the same thing

besoin
whoa, what was that under the bed

dan
ON MY WAY TO WHERE THE AIR IS SWEET

donnamartin
i'm getting dizzy

lhs
hey there's a geode, that's nature's easter egg

donnamartin
this house is versailles

Animefilm
2 people live there, 20 bedrooms

besoin
i think this house is solely used as an airbnb

dan
that new Nic Cage movie plays out exactly like this

donnamartin
they rented an airbnb for this movie

amp
upstairs, to the left, to infinity

besoin
haha

Animefilm
the music

besoin
she got her voice back

amp
danger!

donnamartin
and i would have gotten away wiuth it too

dan
"don't move or I'll light you up...literally"

besoin
shoot him

donnamartin
this movie feels a little ham fisted

lhs
and that man is the trivago guy

besoin
she should pull off her wig and reveal she's the chief of police

donnamartin
why's she talking to him like it's a porno

amp
lol

Animefilm
*shoots him 5 times*

besoin
it's the house, donna

dan
*BANG*

donnamartin
lol besoin

besoin
fucking hell, amp

lhs
rest in peace out

donnamartin
that ending...i'm dead

besoin
harry manfredini, big score music

amp
peace out, hippity hoppity hunk

dan
138 movies directed but I have to imagine this is the low point

lhs
i'm going to email harry manfredini

lhs
and ask him what the FUCK

besoin
honestly, how on earth does this get made

amp
gosh i forgot Manfredini is responsible

amp
he's the Friday the 13th composer

donnamartin
amp, why did you know about this movie?

donnamartin
AUGUST ROADS?

donnamartin
tha tis not a name

amp
listen, we've still got A TALKING PONY!? to do

Animefilm
Jason Faunt as Courtney?

amp
and at least one 1313

dan
still want to know what this was the choice even though its not even

the end of January

besoin
renton pexa

donnamartin
special guest was Tes?

Animefilm
wait. we already saw the credits at the start

Animefilm
why are there two

amp
someone upped it to youtube last month. it won't stay up for long.

DD has most of his films for sale on youtube

donnamartin
credits are the only income you get from this movie, amp

amp
strikin' while it's hot

besoin
oh come on, what foley was there

dan
well thats frugal

dan
which certainly is in the spirit of the director

besoin
gratis music

besoin
heh

donnamartin
Fun?

donnamartin
this was fun?

besoin
fingerfamilyfeatures.com

donnamartin
movies like this make my empathize with parents

donnamartin
what possible simularity could this movie have to real life?
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THIS SUNDAY @ 2200 EST


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Postby Poptone » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:01 pm

i've been meaning to revist Fallen since i saw it in the dang theater
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Ampersand
3

Bob511
Love the tagline from the drunk they told to go home at closing.

Ampersand
2

Ampersand
1

sideshowraheem
Blu Ray rip oo la la

bbm
i've seen this movie too many times

importantdentist
ok i have no idea how to get this chat right

besoin
i just make the browser window as narrow as possible

besoin
then the chat is vertical on the right

importantdentist
it's putting the video space above it

dan
whats with the didgeridoo? is he on a walkabout?

besoin
philly

besoin
this was written by elia kazan's son, zoe kazan's father, writer of bicentennial man, nicholas kazan

Bob511
Denzel is the next slayer.

Animefilm
this looks like ben hur compared to puppy bunny

bbm
love me some koteas

besoin
i saw him in a cafe once

besoin
he was texting, didn't look up

besoin
probably trying to avoid the notice of all the fallen fans

Ampersand
texting the Turtles

bbm
haha

Trebbers
ahah

bbm
hell yea

bbm
sick cut

Bob511
Should have asked him why he left SVU.

besoin
wasn't he just masturbating

Trebbers
aha

Bob511
Bet he loves that question.

besoin
whoa, cast member

Animefilm
Dunno if my film skipped or the cut was just weird

besoin
the boom guy is right there!

dan
Denzel to Elias: "Caught yer ass, Koteas"

besoin
where is the imdb goofs page

nonchalant
lol

bbm
why is he allowed to smoke

besoin
[crewmember visible]

Animefilm
This is manhunter?

besoin
he's in jail for scaring those rich kids in some kind of wonderful

Trebbers
You can't start back up with the credits

Ampersand
lol i thought that smoke was Casper the friendly ghost

besoin
aaaand there goes the budget

sideshowraheem
if the trailer is any indication this won't be the last time we here this one

sideshowraheem
hear*

Trebbers
Man, so many 90s thrillers used this song

lhs
all-star sausage fest

besoin
if you pay for this, you're gonna play it

dan
Dsuckle

besoin
damn, kazan is an EP on this

Animefilm
90s put a downpayment on the 10 frames per second editing style

importantdentist
alan dershowitz?

lhs
if i had seen this in 1998, i would have tracked down this font

sideshowraheem
a Hobbit directed this?

bbm
hahah

Ampersand
Donald is us in 2 hours

nonchalant
hahaha

dan
*audience starts clapping in unison*

bbm
elon musk is not interested

besoin
"that's the 14 second excerpt he gets under fair use...execute him"

Animefilm
Is that even how executions looked in 1998

Ampersand
he never got to Carnegie Hall

Bob511
I assume Denzel will recognize him in another body when he signs the same obscure song.

dan
this looks like a Batman Forever set

Ampersand
this is how they make Bane

besoin
let's check it with the black light, dan

besoin
that's how you catch joel shumacher

Animefilm
they made a hotpocket

Trebbers
So much smoking, thought it was the Mask for a second

dan
"Try the smoky Elias Koteas, only at Outback!"

besoin
very diverse audience

importantdentist
same suit

Ampersand
so will his ghost look like Stinky, Fatso, or Stretch?

bbm
Elon... noooo!

Trebbers
The fuck is going on

besoin
the ginger has a vacancy

dan
he's gonna get reincarnated as a clipboard

besoin
ma'don'!

bbm
damn

Trebbers
Holy shit that stache

dan
oh my god

Ampersand
insane

Animefilm
the absolute madman

Trebbers
Can't believe it

bbm
hahaahah

dan
are we sure this isn't Will Sasso doing Gandolfini

Ampersand
someone drew that on him with a magnet pen

Bob511
Subtle placement.

bbm
hahaha

lhs
when your haircut runs parallel to your mustache

bbm
dan arnold over there

Animefilm
the caterpillar on his face is his deputy

dan
"Clapton is totally overrated"

besoin
c.r.e.a.m.

bbm
hmm

bbm
yikes

bbm
that's quite the list

besoin
meanwhile at jackrabbit slims

importantdentist
where it's AT

besoin
trivia: the beck song cost more than the stones

bbm
Beck baby

Ampersand
he's beeeeeeck

besoin
(not true)

dan
oh no now he's been transferred into the cheesesteak

lhs
why is this in barf-vision

Animefilm
whats the time stamp? am i late to the cream

Trebbers
He's possessed by...a terrible hunger for a hoagie

dan
sorry animefilm, we already creamed

besoin
seems like a west side story fight is going to break out

dan
we're at 13:30

importantdentist
seems like it would be more efficient to just pick a guy and stick with him

besoin
salman rushdie

bbm
demons have zero chill

bbm
and zero insults

Bob511
Demon jumps from body to body just getting people fired.

Animefilm
can you tell me when its 14:30

besoin
now

dan
14:30 NOW

besoin
hm, is this actor in fences

Animefilm
Ah ok, thx. Need my quips tight

besoin
no, wait, that was bubba gump in fences

lhs
he made it with peanuts, butter, and jelly

Animefilm
Terminator milk shot upcoming

besoin
jeremy renner

importantdentist
super hans

bbm
haha uh

bbm
what

dan
yeah I was gonna say id

dan
should have cast him in the American remake

bbm
i like how this movie is really trusting the audience to have any idea what's going on

besoin
i think it was literally jeremy renner

Bob511
I think they're relying on all the conspicuously recognizable brands to carrying the narrative load.

Animefilm
I dunno if my timestamp is haywire or the film is just going ham

besoin
ayyy

besoin
now here's janice

bbm
whats timestamp

besoin
18:40

Animefilm
18:45

dan
nah, you're dead on

dan
no pun intended

besoin
that's jeremy renner

Animefilm
Getting a little twin peaks season 3 vibe

besoin
it's like when kevin costner was the corpse in the big chill

dan
The Jumble Killer

besoin
the 6th grade gifted class killer

Animefilm
riddle was from the back of the corn flakes

bbm
can i get 2130

besoin
21:30

Animefilm
21 30

bbm
thanks

dan
did Gandolfini go to the Ren Faire for lunch?

besoin
tomorrowland

besoin
the hobbit who directed this also made frequency

importantdentist
why do they care?

importantdentist
is webcrawler the default browser of movies

bbm
American Online

bbm
oh is it America Online

Animefilm
American Online ;-;

importantdentist
he's searching the web for a date?

Trebbers
Getting the feeling that Donald Sutherland might not be on the level

besoin
web crawler was a real site my friends

bbm
yea i remember web crawler

importantdentist
WHY iS HE DOUBLE CLICKING WITH THE MIDDLE BUTTON

bbm
gun accident

besoin
coppatheyear

dan
Looks like Milano bought the (Pepperidge) farm

bbm
do they give out cop of the year

bbm
still

bbm
web crawling now

Trebbers
Had to go pretty deep in the Robert Milano web ring to find that info

sideshowraheem
but wasn't he just asking him to find the guy?

bbm
nycpolicefoundation.org/tag/cop-of-the-year

besoin
heh, treb

bbm
"no posts found"

besoin
this is philly, bbm

dan
probably had dog hair?

bbm
oh well

besoin
they're going to find out donald sutherland is canadian

dan
"and a Mint Milano"

Animefilm
goodmans eating all the milanos

bbm
koteas is having a lot of fun with this role

besoin
aramaic

bbm
backwards!

dan
"I think we have a Mumbo translator upstairs, don't know about Jumbo though"

bbm
pig aramaic

bbm
introduce love interest

Animefilm
mumbo jumbo spooky words

bbm
angels are sickkk

Animefilm
rubs hands together and licks lips

bbm
"cough cough, hack hack"

bbm
this lady was in so many 90s movies

Ampersand
the Sarah Paulson of her time

besoin
embeth davidtz didn't win any friggin' golden globes

Animefilm
Denzel always wears that outfit in films i feel

bbm
oh man i did a double take

bbm
i thought maybe it was a really young sarah paulson

Ampersand
yeah but she helped Matilda out of a tough spot

Bob511
"Was she German or Italian?"

besoin
nicholas kazan also wrote matilda

besoin
and she's also in bicentennial man, which he also wrote

besoin
anything you want to tell us, nick

Ampersand
really? for some reason i figured Devito adapted it too

Ampersand
Matilda rips

bbm
movie really isn't selling its "thriller" genre premise

bbm
so far its some dweeb walking around

Animefilm
great lesson in profiling people :/

besoin
the kid has the same haircut as denzel

besoin
how does reese know to block the caller id

besoin
what was the code? *45 or something

bbm
yea

bbm
i miss my ~phreaking~ days

bbm
this dude loves double breasted coats

bbm
a true demon

bbm
BOB

Bob511
::carefully adjusts cereal box::

Animefilm
looks cozy

dan
so like, Pennsylvania Virginia?

bbm
when did Se7en come out

Trebbers
95

importantdentist
haha nice call whoever said that

besoin
(y)

bbm
doesn't regan speak aramaic in the exorcist

bbm
or backwards?

besoin
i didn't think it was SYRIAN aramaic though

Trebbers
"Mr. Creamman, I gave you all the clues"

besoin
high arches killed him

Animefilm
the cornflakes killer

Trebbers
"The variety of cereals suggests the crime was committed by Jerry Seinfeld."

bbm
haha

Bob511
"Looks me right in the eye, and asks, 'Bud Light or Bud Dry?'

bbm
hahaa

Animefilm
dont run with the giant needle of poison

dan
eww

besoin
deja vu comes later

Trebbers
Day Job Voo

bbm
dayja boo

sideshowraheem
I've been watching The Sopranos for the first time the last few weeks so this is giving me vertigo

besoin
where's catwoman

besoin
the penny hardaway jersey

dan
please please please have Goodman start playing

Trebbers
Goodman dunk would be life affirming

lhs
shirts vs tarps

Trebbers
ahah

dan
lol

bbm
ilagul allien

besoin
ringmaster? a hoblit?

bbm
haha

Animefilm
his shirt

Trebbers
what a line

bbm
is this upstate new york

bbm
did they say that

besoin
why'd the score go all amelie

besoin
it's the pine barrens, bbm

Ampersand
because he's gonna save a merman

bbm
haha

importantdentist
thanks denzel

dan
Cocoa Pebbles all over the floor

besoin
i'm sure they added the voiceover after the first test audiences had no fucking idea what was happening

Trebbers
Yeah, this is just disconnected as fuck

Bob511
On the other hand, its narrative value seems nil.

Bob511
So that doesn't seem like much of a fix.

importantdentist
this is the music that plays in the x files whenever they find a gross alien

besoin
the riddle pointed him to milano, so he's trying to figure out what happened to milano

sideshowraheem
yeah I was gonna say they might have been trying to make it like a noir but it's really not a noirish type voiceover

bbm
hahaa

bbm
butt demon

dan
how am I supposed to tell if this house is bad new if there isn't didgeridoo playing

dan
*news

besoin
is that rosebud back there

besoin
or, well, on the ground now

besoin
>take rosebud

Animefilm
Denzel's ocd

Trebbers
"Wash this wall"

besoin
sabrina the teenage witch's cat?!

besoin
*gargamel's cat

Bob511
"And then there was this screenplay he had up there..."

bbm
haha

sideshowraheem
"if you takes this case your life will be nasty brutish and short mr. hobbes"

dan
"Well, if you zayzo"

Bob511
The Dunkin' Cops vs. the Corn Flakes Killer.

bbm
hm yes

bbm
same here

besoin
someone knew the ancient syrian aramaic for "fuck"

Bob511
"Do you have...a Bud with Lime?"

dan
yeah, this place looks like it smells great

besoin
i think the dp from the video for u2's mysterious ways is the killer

Trebbers
Someguy in a stairwell doesn't seem that alarming

besoin
the digeridoo of doom

besoin
*didgeridoo

bbm
is someone supposed to be getting murdered

bbm
like

bbm
this is an inefficient murdering demon

Trebbers
We don't need more voice overs than murders

besoin
what does garfield want

Ampersand
this cat is rude

Bob511
Was Dutch a language of Babel?

Bob511
Seems a little early.

besoin
he possessed garfield

bbm
is Denzel the only good person on earth

besoin
got him up early on a monday

Bob511
Did we just get a crew member character?

bbm
oh wow

Trebbers
"Dick Suckle to the front desk"

bbm
the sopranos family

bbm
all under one roof

dan
oh no

bbm
demons are dumb

Trebbers
Hell yes

bbm
hahhaah

bbm
sick

sideshowraheem
this is sheer insanity

dan
was not expecting a musical number in the middle of this

Bob511
A dark reboot of Cop Rock

besoin
this director actually did a few eps of cop rock

Animefilm
Can't have fun in the office

dan
"we paid 3 million dollars for it, might as well"

bbm
hahahaha

Ampersand
at the climax they all start singing Aimee Mann

besoin
stop that little fella

dan
its the 1000m Azizeal relay

Bob511
Ha

Animefilm
the instagram filter ghost

dan
"chicken butt"

Trebbers
Azizeal! Azamazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

besoin
wrath is what he calls his checked overcoat

dan
this demon is gonna give so many people the cold

Trebbers
Just punch on of these fuckers out

Bob511
Watch This Possessed Woman Put a Cop in His Place with Just a Look

Trebbers
ahah

dan
haha bob

Ampersand
hehe

besoin
what's the chekhovian element here

besoin
i submit it's the disabled brother

Ampersand
i vote stache

bbm
haha

bbm
is the brother disabled?

Trebbers
Vaguely

Animefilm
i think so

bbm
oh ok

Bob511
Climax is Azazel repossesing Gandolfini and taking the mustache hostage.

Trebbers
Or maybe he's just really nice

besoin
which is a disability in this mean old world

sideshowraheem
there seems to be something slightly off about him but I wasn't sure if he was supposed to have an actual problem

Animefilm
only indication is that he said ''he was scared''

bbm
the mafia??

bbm
....

Animefilm
and sleeps in a childs room

besoin
i guess he could just be unemployed

bbm
of foam?

besoin
spending all his time in chit chat rooms

bbm
deprived of foam

sideshowraheem
deprived of film, they can only watch things on video

dan
why is this filmed like a candid camera segment?

bbm
hahaha

bbm
demon suppository

sideshowraheem
why couldn't he get in Denzel? special cop powers?

dan
Azizel, Azazel, lets call the whole thing offfff

besoin
i guess her father was trying to kill azazel by killing himself in an isolated place

bbm
denzel won't take cream

bbm
or foam

besoin
but azazel got into a cat or something

Animefilm
now this is like scanners

dan
more like scanners 3

Bob511
This isn't really religion.

bbm
the ringmaster

bbm
hahahaha

Ampersand
oly moly

bbm
what a line

sideshowraheem
what the fuck

Trebbers
Holy fuck

Bob511
Deep Thoughts

Bob511
By Dick Suckle

Ampersand
lol

Animefilm
denzel really wants to get that coffee date

besoin
she does have a charming haircut

besoin
stalked by the ghost of crocodile dundee

bbm
haha

dan
demon eyesight looks like when they'd filter stuff on Hard Copy to make it look incriminating on the subject

bbm
hit by a bus

bbm
falling piano?

Ampersand
Chippy?

besoin
you never hear the term chippy anymore

bbm
possessed the dress

importantdentist
hahahahaha

Trebbers
so dumb

importantdentist
the chain

dan
Hands Across America

bbm
hahhahaa

dan
this shreds

bbm
classic

besoin
imagine wayne lapierre watching this, thinking more guns would protect against azazels

Animefilm
drink coke

dan
*pours can of Coke over bowl of Cornflakes*

Trebbers
Don't ask me questions voice over

dan
if Azazel figures out how to get into a basketball the pickup game is gonna get out of control

Trebbers
Uh oh, Art got touched

Trebbers
ahhahah

Animefilm
brings out belt

bbm
hahaaa

besoin
mmbop, hobbes

dan
haha

bbm
yea wait

bbm
why doesn't denzel just leave this demon alone

besoin
he has his address book

Trebbers
Getting in a gun fight would seem to be the last thing this demon wants to do

besoin
we're going to learn what a cubit is soon

dan
well this mustache guy is gonna be pretty screwed when Azazel packs his bags and hops to the next person

bbm
this is a better mustache

Animefilm
why doesnt the demon inhabit hobbes

sideshowraheem
he can't for some reason

besoin
he explained earlier that he wants to fuck him up first

Trebbers
hobbes is special!

besoin
by killing the people in his address book

Animefilm
ah ok

dan
is the didgeridoo the sound of the demon soul traveling?

bbm
its from Exorcist 2

Bob511
Do all demons posses a Mode 7?

besoin
this lady is the most haunting

Trebbers
ha, bob

bbm
this demon really is BOB

sideshowraheem
why would the demon wait to leave the killer's body when he was executed, instead of just hitching a ride on a prison guard?

Animefilm
how did he just magically become this demon anyway

Bob511
Last words are fun?

besoin
this score is hilarious

Trebbers
Feel like it's just scraps from unrelated projects

besoin
ron jeremy there

dan
wait...so this teacher stole a gun from a car?

bbm
of blanks

Bob511
A gun full of blanks.

besoin
it was his own car i think

Bob511
He shot a Grey Wolf

bbm
ch-apo

Bob511
Ha

bbm
whoa

bbm
always raining

bbm
but its live

bbm
and not raining there

bbm
just rains around the precinct

Bob511
I dunno, those details still don't seem to outweigh the fact that he fired a gun of blanks at a cop.

Trebbers
Yeah, there's like 10 witnesses

sideshowraheem
what does Denzel care there is no way the grand jury indicts him

importantdentist
well he is black

bbm
in the real world this Hobbes guy would be decorated

lhs
pregnant wife is a good reason to suicide by cop

bbm
and given a parade

Trebbers
Take your paid admin leave and enjoy life

besoin
haha, the coffee is bad

Bob511
"The point? Budweiser and DD."

bbm
what is that shirtless man pic behind goodman

besoin
"cream, get the money"

Animefilm
hobbes lay off the weed

besoin
very hobbesian

bbm
there it is again

bbm
shirtless man

Bob511
A young Goodman won a Hot Cops competition earlier in his life, and he can't let it go.

Animefilm
goodman married garfield

besoin
it's all coming together

dan
John Cubit

besoin
heh

Animefilm
qberts

sideshowraheem
he takes a school hostage until they teach ancient measurements instead of imperial

importantdentist
whoa that's actual music and sounds from wario land

Animefilm
sweet

importantdentist
i have never heard actual game boy music coming from a game boy in a movie before

besoin
this movie has a huge licensing budget

besoin
rolling stones, wario land

Trebbers
ahah

Animefilm
what about the wizard

Ampersand
CAL ME

Trebbers
Thought it said CARL for a sec

besoin
CAL IFORNICATION

dan
haha

Animefilm
where did he tickle you

besoin
/chekhov

besoin
apocalypse

besoin
very meaningful

Trebbers
oh god my brain

besoin
i hope he asks embeth davidtz what ycalapo is

Animefilm
who framed hobbes

besoin
the score found a cello laying around

Trebbers
Yeah, a little sax, a little didgeridoo, a little cello

Bob511
It just came along with all the other stuff they stole from Millennium.

besoin
where's my go bag

dan
"he kept on shooting" how do they explain only one gunshot wound, no other bullets at the scene

Animefilm
lol

Animefilm
kids always watching cartoons and playing gameboy at the same time

besoin
you like wario, right? let's be like wario, hee hee heee

Bob511
Haha

dan
cliiiiimb on the sideeee, of my house, of my houseeee

Trebbers
"What does this word mean?"

Trebbers
The fuck

importantdentist
he's never heard of that word?

Trebbers
I've eaten at Dabookadabible

Animefilm
before wikipedia

Bob511
Life before dictionary.com

Bob511
Heh

Animefilm
^

importantdentist
out of 5?? for cigarettes??

besoin
fortuitous hole there

dan
A HE HE HE WIPEOUUUUT

importantdentist
just hangin out with the sewer people

Bob511
D...J...is he writing this down?

Trebbers
Lovin the smells

besoin
we need a supercut of people on the run hanging out with homeless people around flaming barrels

Animefilm
ah yes, this is our cool new life

Animefilm
just like wario

Trebbers
"Cigarettes are our money now"

Bob511
"Yeah, I didn't think that voice over would help, either."

besoin
pretty stoic little gamer

sideshowraheem
this kid is taking this well

lhs
all dads go to heaven

Animefilm
his new homeless name is ''lil champ''

besoin
nice living room, who shot the pier one?

dan
maybe try some rubbing alcohol, that should take it off

besoin
sax now

Trebbers
This is boning music not Bible music

besoin
this is the most inconsistent score i've ever heard

Bob511
Has this devil possessed someone in a blue dress yet? I haven't been keeping track.

dan
what if Azazel grabs a person and the person grabs them back at the exact same time? Does he get stuck in a loop?

importantdentist
no it's no tag backs

dan
damn he thought of everything

importantdentist
it's the basic rules of tag dan

lhs
that's what bryan adams said

Bob511
That moment where time splits in three: before the flashback, after the flashback, and wherever it was the movie started at.

Ampersand
"you probably know how i got here, if you're still awake"

importantdentist
this voiceover was definitely an afterthought

Trebbers
They spent time to intro all those cops, but then have Denzel investigate this shit silently by himself

besoin
that's not a cabin, mate

importantdentist
G'DAY MATE

dan
Azazel's about to take Denzel down under...way down under

besoin
whaaa

Ampersand
lol

Bob511
That's pretty offensive, Denzel.

besoin
azazel is in a chipmunk

Animefilm
ZOINKS

Trebbers
Wish Denzel went into a Philly accent when he got mad

dan
its an intervention

Ampersand
*falls through ice*

importantdentist
this is gonna be something

Animefilm
what is he doing wrong? trespassing or screaming into the woods

besoin
this is all based on that one possessed witness

Animefilm
oh yeah the poisoned man

dan
who said he shot multiple times despite all the evidence to the contrary

dan
turns out he was John Badman all along

besoin
azazelvision!

Animefilm
z o i nk s

Trebbers
Padnah

Ampersand
that's some aiming

besoin
this is like when becky took out his motorcycle without asking

Ampersand
lol

Animefilm
he cant aim with the azazel vision

dan
oh man

importantdentist
now we're talkin

besoin
NICE

Bob511
"Run, Hobbes, you're free of civilization!"

sideshowraheem
holy shit

Trebbers
*pulls out harmonica*

besoin
monkee fan pussy

dan
same year as Blues Brothers 2000

Trebbers
Mucky van pussy?

besoin
that has to be shit flick canon

besoin
the monkees

dan
Lord of the Damnst

Trebbers
aha

besoin
i wonder if azazel feels winded in there

Ampersand
maximum running time

dan
heh

sideshowraheem
run, gets some cubits away from him

besoin
he'll set his mapmyrun app to cubits

Animefilm
angels didnt anticipate cars when calculating cubits

besoin
he really has azazel shook

besoin
he can go in animals and stuff, hobbes

Bob511
Couldn't he just tie him up and drive off?

besoin
i noticed on the way in there was a big house about 100 yards from the cabin

dan
he could have walked the 500 cubits in the amount of time he spent talking

importantdentist
yeah that's what i thought was gonna happen

Trebbers
Yeah, really betting a lot on there being no one else around

besoin
he really wanted the cigarette, dan

dan
guess he really doesnt' want to take care of his nephew

besoin
time to remember the opening lines of the voiceover

Animefilm
could have been bluffing about the cigarette

importantdentist
now he can just get in the car and drive super fast until he finds someone else

Trebbers
He threw the keys away

dan
ahahaha

importantdentist
this is like the end of con air where you've been cheering for nic cage the whole time and suddenly you have to like john travolta

besoin
why didn't hobbes just shoot himself

Bob511
Con Air?

besoin
face/off

importantdentist
er yeah

importantdentist
haha

sideshowraheem
what the fuck is this voiceover

besoin
remember the cat from earlier at the cabin

Animefilm
sequel alert

Ampersand
"i'm going to sleep in this pinecone"

besoin
this is azrael's origin story

importantdentist
ahahahahaha the music

Trebbers
Holy fuck they showed that fucker earlier

besoin
he'll meet gargamel in the after credits

Bob511
Heh

besoin
pan down to the cat

Animefilm
this is the prequel to the gambler

Bob511
The cat still has Denzel's inner voice, though.

besoin
taking over new york

importantdentist
sympathy for the devil (didgeridoo remix)

sideshowraheem
Sympathy for the Devil has to have been used in the most on the nose fashion of any song

Trebbers
haha

Bob511
Or do all cats sound like Denzel Washington in their own head?

lhs
oh come on

Animefilm
got em

dan
was this whole film secretly about Toxoplasmosis this entire time?

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
Couldn't even give up a surprise cat eyes ending with an actual cat
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Postby important dentist » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:38 am

hey y'all i discovered this movie while watching the trailers from a major market dvd from 2007 and had never heard of it. it doesn't even have a trailer on youtube. we should watch it
https://vimeo.com/40376050
the whole thing's on youtube as well

edit: apparently vimeo tags are broken but to tempt you into clicking it has gary busey in it
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:27 am

important dentist wrote:hey y'all i discovered this movie while watching the trailers from a major market dvd from 2007 and had never heard of it. it doesn't even have a trailer on youtube. we should watch it
https://vimeo.com/40376050
the whole thing's on youtube as well

edit: apparently vimeo tags are broken but to tempt you into clicking it has gary busey in it


Incredible cast.
Let's do it this Thursday!
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Postby important dentist » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:01 pm

nice

also relevant to our interests, my aunt just posted this on facebook
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Postby donna martin » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:06 pm

PSA that the Deep Blue Sea 2 trailer -- direct to video -- is out.

Sadly, it does not seem that LL Cool J or the parrot will be reprising their roles.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:44 pm

donna martin wrote:PSA that the Deep Blue Sea 2 trailer -- direct to video -- is out.

Sadly, it does not seem that LL Cool J or the parrot will be reprising their roles.


Looks identical to part one. Can't wait!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:41 am

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, streamed LIVE in Tinychat:
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:21 pm

1.5 hours until showtime!
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