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Postby Ampersand » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:35 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Lorenzo Lamas-CIA:code name Alexa(1993)"
dan
you're thinking of Mummy
besoin
lorenzo lamas!
dan
Mummy is the wrapped up on Amp
besoin
i should get my mom in here
dan
I'm not sure that acronym works
Trebbers
So much punctuation in a short title
Ampersand
put what if he's a frankenstein beneath the mummy?
jjj left the room
besoin
oh god
dan
ah
dan
how many months until we get some new O.J. flix
dan
you know it's coming
Ampersand
maybe the market is ripe for a new OJ reality show
besoin
oh no
Trebbers
Gonna be cast when they cant pay Danny Glover money
dan
would much rather have him alongside Danny Trejo in some direct to DVD thing
Trebbers
At least this hostage taker enjoys his work
besoin
cia? does this look like afghanistan?
besoin
why is that guy dubbed
Trebbers
Call the mayor huh
besoin
donald trump jr is pretty reminiscent of this era lorenzo lamas
dan
yeah I can see it
besoin
this terrorist has a beautiful voice
Trebbers
what
besoin
red pilled
dan
I think one of the under looked important things when you make hostage demands is good annunciation
lhs
that's not how you win battleship
besoin
motorcycle solve all problems
besoin
give that axle hell, boys
Trebbers
hah
dan
hope there's a shot later of the bike getting taken out on a stretcher
Ampersand
he's a much bigger target with clothes that big
Ampersand
MISTER TERRORIST I HAVE LEFT YOU ALL THE CLUES
Trebbers
ahahh
besoin
jesus, get one shot off mr terrorist
dan
AND ONE TO GROW ON
besoin
strange catholic mass
dan
I'd love a supercut of all the "I have rights/ I want a lawyer" lines said by insanely evil guys in 80s action movies
Trebbers
"Now we lay to rest, Gregory Terrorist
dan
they probably informed like 40% of the population's views on criminal justice
lhs
hard sell
besoin
the lighting is like the interstitials on freddy's nightmares
Trebbers
Is that chip a bomb or something
besoin
successively more professional terrorists
besoin
right in the bread box
dan
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE HAND IT OVER *passes collection plate*
Trebbers
Sickkk
besoin
very strange logistical choice, miss terrorist
dan
4th time this has happened this week
Trebbers
love this dude
Ampersand
lol
dan
Pew, pew.
besoin
is that david patrick kelly
besoin
oh, no
Trebbers
"Why are the cops here? Great!"
dan
is this Alexa?
Trebbers
So many falls
besoin
ouch
dan
I have strong doubts that Lamas is playing Alexa
lhs
then more terrorists crash these terrorists' funerals
dan
hah
dan
terroroast
besoin
you have to help him now, cops
besoin
he dropped his weapon
besoin
the best kind of donuts
besoin
nice foley work here
besoin
fucking hell
besoin
i can't take oj
dan
let the hijinks begin!
besoin
i'm not sure i knew oj was this low at this point
dan
he still had Frogman to go after this
besoin
great shot
besoin
on the bridge
besoin
maybe go over a fence, alexa
dan
apparently OJ made a Kris Kristofferson, Drew Barrymore, Martin Landau movie right after this
dan
might have to investigate that one Amp
besoin
kill oj's partner, alexa
Trebbers
Good looking stunt
besoin
fair is fair
besoin
a little on the nose
dan
OK, so she is the hero
besoin
is oj's partner going to an eddie and the cruisers party later
besoin
alexa looks like melania
dan
it's all coming together
besoin
this isn't gratuitous at all
besoin
a two way mirror?
Ampersand
uh
Ampersand
so a window
dan
and now she's acting like melania *Kevin Eubanks laughs and plays guitar*
Trebbers
ahahh
besoin
please kill eddie and the cruisers
dan
weird place to use the Ice World theme from Super Mario Bros 3
dan
lines that have become weirdly un-dated
Ampersand
sorry, didn't mean to activate you, Alexa
Trebbers
Operative procedure
besoin
mark raver
lhs
that police station really ought to pay its power bill
besoin
what is this mysterious country?
besoin
canada?
Trebbers
Really off-broadway version of Rocky they got here
dan
they do bloodsport at the embassy? I gotta get in on this
besoin
anything goes on canadian property
besoin
more good foley work
dan
balcony guys are the Statler and Waldorf of the diplomatic world
lhs
bad guys, great cheekbones
besoin
these brothers are like 30 years apart in age
besoin
evil thomas haden church back here
Ampersand
"zee wet willy"
dan
how about half of each, fair
besoin
now she's a superman 2 villain
lhs
i went on a tinder date that looked like that guy
lhs
he beat me at scrabble
dan
hey its this place!
Trebbers
From Commando, right
dan
I wish I could remember it from a cooler movie than Quigley, but here we are
besoin
what on earth
Ampersand
lol
dan
its in like a million movies
besoin
maybe put those dishes outside
besoin
a mockup of the gramps house
dan
the end goal for me is a cart using line of work
besoin
devious
besoin
no way she's 24
dan
is this over the P.A. system?
Ampersand
i know all about you except for your name
dan
Glee Club, 1981
besoin
she spoke
Trebbers
Lamas close to AMSR territory
besoin
her magazine fell out after like 4 shots
Trebbers
oof
besoin
uhhhh
dan
hmmmmmm
besoin
yep, that's how morgues work
Trebbers
On every floor
dan
yeah, people are dying to get there
besoin
oj's word is his bond
dan
well now its a good thing they have them on every floor
dan
aww yeah
besoin
clear
dan
ahahah
Trebbers
yessss
besoin
haha
Trebbers
That smile
lhs
getting some mixed messages from his leather jacket/tucked-in polo
Ampersand
aww yea
besoin
not anymore
dan
what if that just made him even more alive
dan
I feel like the science works there
besoin
eddie did come back from the death if i recall
dan
stack up on french toast sticks like jenga?
besoin
it's the dj from blade
lhs
if you want to be taken seriously, don't make them operate 6 inches from the pool edge
Ampersand
*hands him a single Pringle*
Trebbers
*kicks body into pool*
besoin
several security guards too, but eh
dan
compelling argument
dan
she's doing a Lamas class
lhs
they're still at the restaurant
Trebbers
aha
Ampersand
lol dan
besoin
ugh
besoin
cool it, biden
dan
would be fine if every man in this got headbutted
dan
jesus
dan
take THAT Cheif Moranis
besoin
they don't make em like they used to
Trebbers
what in the world
besoin
these guys look like cheesecake factory waiters
dan
he's no longer loose
besoin
threw his bruno maglis
besoin
good luck, off broadway tawny kitaen
dan
what the hell is a "lexa"?
Ampersand
i think it's a car
dan
love that he's just watching all this from the window
besoin
ooh, got her license plate
besoin
game over
besoin
you'll regret thinking that, graver
dan
both seem like creeps so he may be on to something
besoin
blagh
besoin
time for the trump white house porn parody
besoin
great operational security here
dan
can hair even be that long on a child that young?
dan
meanwhile in the NCIS lab
besoin
if you had the schematic, you could build your own
lhs
we have always lived in the mcmansion
besoin
not nice
dan
I quit all my jobs that way
besoin
forgot oj was still there
dan
Men in Black is way different than I remembered
besoin
this practice will really pay off when it's time for the real assault
besoin
oj and his airport shenanigans
dan
Peter Cetera is in the airport?
dan
*accidently hands case to Tom Hanks as a central European sterotype*
Ampersand
lol
dan
you really think I could HARR TARR
besoin
go for vlad
besoin
back to the peach pit
dan
STEEMPY YOU EEEDIOT
besoin
basically got a commando situation here
dan
so many scenes of guys walking up in a helpful way to talk and then just getting wasted
besoin
yowza
besoin
blow off some steam, bennett
Trebbers
Stepped away, are they at least at an airport
besoin
under an airport
Trebbers
I see
Ampersand
they appear to be in a Mario pipe
dan
I think these are the pipes that tube all the Cinnabon goo to the food court
Ampersand
i think maybe they should be more concerned about this fuel
Trebbers
Def a steam factory
besoin
hey, didn't i just drape chains on you!
dan
do you think there are more steam factories or box factories in movies?
dan
like empty cardboard
Trebbers
Box definitely
Trebbers
Pipes cost money
besoin
bad luck there
Ampersand
"he put the squeeze on me"
besoin
where's graver's boss
dan
smoking
dan
O.J. saves the day, as always
Trebbers
High voltage jet fuel
dan
yeah just in case, shoot him a few times
dan
maybe have some rocks fall on him too, the fire and electricity were not enough
Ampersand
grenade launch him out of his misery
besoin
alexa wasn't anyone's code name
dan
they really blew it there
Ampersand
*picks up small child, stores her in his jacket like a joey in a kangaroo pouch*
Trebbers
Maybe they clear it up in C.I.A. 2
dan
good work on the script Pinky
Ampersand
Mondo Caninsky
dan
every single one of this director's movies has interchangeable titles
dan
Final Impact
dan
Maximum Force
dan
Zero Tolerance
dan
L.A. Heat
dan
The Killing Game
Ampersand
you could convince me those were all JCVD joints
dan
I do like the sound of this one though:Hollywood in Trouble
besoin
PAC*TEL pagers
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Postby Bob511 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:38 am

Man, I think this was one I specifically had in mind when making the request, too. :oops:
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:05 pm

oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: I've Culled through the dreck, and Judged for you the best.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:22 pm

Ampersand wrote:oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: I've Culled through the dreck, and Judged for you the best.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:59 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: I've Culled through the dreck, and Judged for you the best.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:58 pm

2 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:34 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:25 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "JDGMNT HAUS"
Ampersand
there we go
Ampersand
he will sue me if he finds this, tho
dan
YES!Q
Shalabi
ahhhh
kayke
nope no I am already done with this
kayke
wait I'm back
Ampersand
lol
Ampersand
this is apparently his magnum opus
Ampersand
his most personal film
Trebbers
Already chilled
dan
so, is this supposed to be a movie withing the Mr. Stitches universe, or was Mr. Stitches just meant as a stand-in for the director, Charles Cullen
dan
*within
Ampersand
can't both be true?
dan
so many questions only 2 minutes in
kayke
sensual old timey butts
besoin
the butts are kind of losing meaning at this point
Trebbers
I'm buttblind!
dan
I feel like this has nothing to do with the plot and this is just something Mr. Stitches watches in his free time
besoin
like when you say the word squirrel too many times in a row
kayke
ya know when you and your pals get together to play table tits
dan
who's in the lead right now?
kayke
I dunno, but they're getting a cool trophy
besoin
look out
dan
oh no
Trebbers
ah
dan
also known as Exhibit A
Ampersand
ahahaha
Ampersand
BROILED?
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Trebbers entered the room
dan
this is gonna be the most Lynchian of his movies I can already feel it
Ampersand
"if you like pina coladasss"
Trebbers
what time do you guys got
Ampersand
dan you're 100% correct
dan
6:00
Trebbers
cool
dan
Stitches is The Dreamer
Ampersand
wood panel skirt
dan
Crappy Days
Ampersand
lol
kayke
a wood grain skirt, classic 50s fashion
besoin
she looked at the camera
lhs
i hope they do this for the whole song
besoin
3:28 forever
kayke
I don't feel like gentlefellow's hair is period appropriate
lhs
greasy ponytails are timeless
kayke
lol
besoin
interesting decision to play the entirety of the song
dan
feels like there's a guy with a gun pointed at them just off camera
Trebbers
Feel like the editor credit at the beginning was aspirational more than anything
lhs
now back to the twin peaks contest
Ampersand
that man was Charles E Cullen
Trebbers
dfashadfshdafs
kayke
it's either all music or no music
dan
"in the same glass please"
Trebbers
Chewing noise
Ampersand
ASMR Realistic Depiction of Hell **CHEWING SOUNDS**
besoin
how do you get the missionary across the river
Trebbers
ah
kayke
that's just a bun
kayke
I'm crying
kayke
I hate this movie
Ampersand
it's gonna be really good when they bring the burger
dan
look, do you think this movie has the budget for a whole patty?
Trebbers
getting a little sick
lhs
iggy pop's formative years
kayke
he bullied that burger
Ampersand
"garmonbozia"
besoin
getting us ready for thanksgiving
dan
just finish your tootsie roll before you eat lunch man
Ampersand
OH YEAH, do ya'll wanna have a screening on Wednesday this week?
Trebbers
I'm down
Ampersand
or just cancel the Thursday screening?
besoin
which cook is in the black lodge
lhs
i can do wednesday
besoin
what if god were one of us
kayke
she'd love him more if he could afford popcorn
Trebbers
Dat zoom
dan
half expected the jumping man to bring over the ketchup
Trebbers
Edit for commercial break
besoin
dat chromakey
dan
is the skullcap normal co-pilot headgear?
Trebbers
hahaha
lhs
not buying holylols as a pilot
Trebbers
A 2005 suv there
dan
"what year is this?"
besoin
he does seem like a bad boy
Ampersand
this is some delicious clipping
dan
sounds like when I would play sound effects over and over in KidPix
besoin
tony hawk here
Ampersand
el-lec-tri-ci-ty
dan
haha
kayke
oh no, turns out we go to the county fair fun house when we die
kayke
or maybe that's just where people named Buzz go
dan
a giant Bong version of Cullen is at the top of those stairs
Ampersand
whoa
Ampersand
kayke, buy me that jacket for christmas, plz
Trebbers
WHY?
besoin
the judgement house
kayke
lol if you're good
dan
the dvd box of this was just all black with the title and a big warning about cigarette smoking being featured
Trebbers
ahhah
lhs
christian haunted house: the movie
dan
jesus
besoin
john mccain?
kayke
it's kind of a cozy room
Trebbers
Lucasfilm takedown imminent
dan
new Redneck Rampage looks really good
Trebbers
Some of these Mortal Kombat fatalities got abstract
lhs
malboro red room
kayke
Audrey 2?
Trebbers
ahahah
besoin
mustard eh
dan
good slang name
Shalabi
sounds pretty chill
besoin
guarantee the last room is the ketchup room
Ampersand
lol
kayke
she said plz
kayke
do it
kayke
she needs to go to the eyebrow room
lhs
that's where amanda palmer is
Ampersand
aaahhhh
besoin
this is kind of what taking a night class at a community college is like
Ampersand
so, educational?
kayke
I'm glad she didn't explode
besoin
the left channel only room
dan
"I'm going back to the weed room"
besoin
the i like turtles room
dan
hah
Ampersand
hahahaha
Trebbers
uh
Trebbers
hell yes
besoin
pretty good stop motion really
besoin
balance left
Ampersand
i sincerely hope those are Cullen's parents
Ampersand
it would explain a lot
dan
their whole congregation is just one cat
besoin
this is like an even more ersatz stay tuned
besoin
i remember this screen saver
lhs
"microwave my sin"?
kayke
the ghost hunting room
besoin
the nick arcade room
Ampersand
lol
jpeen
hm, yes, yes
kayke
the epilepsy room
dan
"excuse me sir do you know the way back to the weed room"
Trebbers
ahaha
besoin
nick arcade room again
kayke
lol
kayke
the art museum room
besoin
is that greg popovich
dan
Cullen's basement looks even scarier than I imagined
kayke
is the stop motion stolen from another movie?
dan
Anomalweedsa
kayke
lol
besoin
it's fair use
Ampersand
lol
Ampersand
it looks cannibalized, but i bet it's a Cullen project
jpeen
well this is proving to be the best feature to jump into 30 minutes through yet
lhs
batdemic room
besoin
yeah, i can't imagine jumping in without the very coherent first 30 minutes
Ampersand
hehe
Ampersand
this is art. let is wash over you
Ampersand
necks? there are no necks here
kayke
that does she have on that music stand?
Ampersand
and schwarp
Ampersand
you cant have it unless you have it
besoin
brubaker is losing his equanimity
besoin
heh
Trebbers
aha
jpeen
dugpa: the somewhere between is a haircut between ponytail and horseshoe
besoin
water level
jpeen
that's literally the best shot I ever saw
Ampersand
i've deemed this one of the rare 3-drink-minimum Shit Flixes
dan
I guess if I had to listen to this every night in the living room I would have ended up like Cullen too
lhs
a tribute to the taint
besoin
i've started to pretend brubaker is dalen
Ampersand
lol
Trebbers
ha
lhs
he's not going to win the poetry slam wit that
lhs
with*
besoin
love the footage taken in a suburban indiana haunted house
besoin
like this
lhs
still no explanation for the boobs and butts at the start?
dan
thats just Cullen's house on a normal night
jpeen
aw
Ampersand
the boobs and butts were from Mr. Stitches's personal collection
besoin
ricky orbison
besoin
intermission
lhs
produced by phil spectator
besoin
i hope we're done with the judgement house
kayke
we can't afford the popcorn here so why even have an intermission
Ampersand
my style icon, right here
kayke
alky
dan
"oh I'm sorry I was just reading from my autobiography"
Trebbers
"Also, I get knocked down, I get back up again"
lhs
well is it a hall or a room
jpeen
that was actually kyle maclachlan's finest role imo
besoin
thomas haden church and ellie kemper
Ampersand
heh
kayke
monty python room
lhs
talk about dragging ass
jpeen
siiiick ride
besoin
is that a rooster
Ampersand
weird, he has my same license plate
jpeen
whisper quiet too. luv a respectful driver
besoin
there's popovich again
Ampersand
AAAHH
dan
this is not an official version of Carmageddon
besoin
why all the shifting
kayke
lmao
Ampersand
ahahahahahah
besoin
maybe gramps could save cullen
dan
that would be the ultimate battle
jpeen
maybe not so whisper quiet
dan
and Cullen would be trying to give Gramps moonshine laced with LSD
jpeen
god, being a half-invisible man is the WORST
jpeen
no wonder they went goth
besoin
mhm, mhm
jpeen
damn flanders, smote again
besoin
who is this filipino guy
dan
these are Cullen's version of the Woodsmen
Ampersand
"dude, you've gotta see episode 8," they say
jpeen
you a pussy, ray
kayke
lil dance
besoin
mythbusters here
Ampersand
excuse you, a rooster
kayke
oh yeah sure
Ampersand
i love this
besoin
filipino guy likes it
lhs
strapless dress for an armless body
dan
I feel like Cullen just took all his odds and ends videos from his computer and turned it into a movie
Trebbers
Wonder if these dudes have leveled up enough
dan
and then he destroyed the computer before the FBI came
besoin
you didn't really give me closure on the alkyhol room
besoin
fuck yes
kayke
par-tay
dan
gotta say he nailed the dancing early on
Ampersand
Slaughter Claus had me thinking maybe he was self-aware, but this has rectified things
besoin
america's funniest home videos
lhs
wait until he hears rap music
besoin
i wanna run through the halls of my high school
dan
I'd say he's very clearly self aware, but does have enough artistic integrity to make things that are sincere. So it doens't always show in all his movies.
lhs
is this not listed on imdb, btw? i would like to suggest some keywords
besoin
#crucifixion_tie
besoin
the canada room
jpeen
#scorpionjackets
Ampersand
so you're agreeing that he's an artist, good
kayke
the touching each other room!
besoin
#colander_abuse
dan
oh, I watched a good 2+ hours of his youtube stuff, he's definetly an artist
Ampersand
lol
besoin
they have no idea they're in a feature film
dan
and I have 2 more of his films
jpeen
I know nothing of this guy but he's clearly an a auteur
Ampersand
i have maybe 6 more?
Ampersand
i downloaded everything on CG
kayke
oh no get these two out of the sex room
besoin
should be about five more minutes of this scene
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Trebbers entered the room
dan
The Roadhouse will let anybody play nowadays
besoin
god's gokart
besoin
mhm
kayke
we have fun, don't we
besoin
turn down for what
jpeen
quiet down, noninfringing beavis
Trebbers
aahah
Trebbers
Ray rules
jpeen
agreed
Ampersand
what is physical anyway
besoin
brubaker really should have stayed out of that drive in movie theater county
kayke
lol
besoin
is this supposed to be brubaker's hot rod
besoin
i haven't
kayke
he better actually be dead
dan
you might wanna buy a glade plug-in for the preacher room of your house, just sayin
besoin
smokey and the bandit alternate ending
kayke
judgement house 2: meat wagon
Ampersand
T. Justice served
lhs
not worth taking a report i guess
besoin
what are the next 15 mins
Ampersand
credits
jpeen
plz say four alternate endings
dan
I guess that will be a trip into sub-hell
lhs
something in between
besoin
huly-hoop
Ampersand
oh damn, i'm like 15 seconds behind everyone
dan
seems a bit weird to pad the runtime of your film with credits, when 90% of the film is non-narrative random footage with no connections
besoin
i have to assume this is part of the vision
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Ampersand
good shot of dead
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jpeen
the audio on this sequence is key reading for tru hedz imo
dan
and it was those homemade go-kart fumes that made this movie possible
Ampersand
lol
Trebbers
ha
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Ampersand
i don't blame her
besoin
why are people leaving -- it's not over
kayke
this is the real story
jpeen
I have a video just like this from our family farm museum it is extremely good
besoin
hey jim
kayke
I need to know how many people in the family are named jim
Ampersand
i'm hiccuping.
besoin
dr. pain's haunted asylum of salem, virginia
kayke
Back in my day all we had was a judgement tent
Shalabi
yeesh
besoin
ah, ddt
Ampersand
lol kayke
Trebbers
Midnight Miller
jpeen
we had to haul our campsite in on the back of a dang truck in my day
besoin
i'm not sure these credits conform to academy rules
Trebbers
"His weakness would not serve him in the jungles of Vietnam"
besoin
forced perspective effects
jpeen
those tires are actually cheerios
besoin
nice work, janet
besoin
penelope cruz!
kayke
camera "operators" additional "edits"
jpeen
this is going to absolutely destroy my speakers when the after-credits sequence starts innit
besoin
all outta credits
Ampersand
Ray the Rooster and Mr. Stitches form the Injustice League
besoin
aqua teen hunger force must be influenced by this
dan
this fades out, the lights go up and its the guy from Mindhunter showing this film to the FBI academy
Ampersand
lolol
Trebbers
ahahah
besoin
teasing us
Shalabi left the room
besoin
"that's the end...........of the puppet show"
jpeen
amp u holding the s/t
Ampersand
i am so disappointed in all the quitters
Trebbers
ahaha
jpeen
omgggg
besoin
didn't get to see ricky orbison
kayke
ride or die
Trebbers
Glad I waited
dan
the credits are almost 1/4th the total runtime
jpeen
ringo stare
Trebbers
aha
kayke
start us off and play us out
jpeen
melvis underwhelmly
besoin
that would be a hell of a coincidence
jpeen
that one might be too obtuse
Trebbers
Briefly lived in Roanoke, no idea this guy was around tho
besoin
derek crabtree is murdering the skins
dan
STARRING KYLE MACLACHLAN
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:38 am

so I discovered Cullen has a 3 hour long gay biker epic




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Postby Ampersand » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:20 am

Special pre-turkey day screening tomorrow night!
It'll be one for the whole family, promise.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:43 pm

Ampersand wrote:Special pre-turkey day screening tomorrow night!
It'll be one for the whole family, promise.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:41 am

oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Image
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Postby lefthandshake » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:05 pm

finally watching to catch a shredator
moths drink the tears of sleeping birds
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:00 pm

Ampersand wrote:oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:29 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:oh hey: we've got movie sign!

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:25 pm

1.5 hour warning!
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:34 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:49 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:33 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "To Catch a Yeti"
dan
OK good because I brought them all
Bob511 left the room
dan
there's 27 people watching this
Bob511 entered the room
kayke
oh no
donnamartin
oh dear
guyinc
whaaaat
kayke
WHAT
besoin
the breast of the lake?
guyinc
the loaf himself?!
flossed
this voice is good
kayke
probably stronger than a bear
Bob511
"When"
donnamartin
you're gonna like the way you look, guranteed
Bob511
Yeti hunter swagger.
guyinc
"random songs you still think about"
lhs
haha donna
dan
not sure I like the new direction Tom Waits has taken
Ampersand
written by and original screenplay
Ampersand
so good it had to be written twice
besoin
that was fast
Trebbers
kadshahh
donnamartin
oh that's....creepy
kayke
thanks I hate it
guyinc
well, you and those dudes in the monastery
Ampersand
love him
dan
I like the little fella
lhs
that's just a snow lemur
donnamartin
he looks like a claymation yeti
besoin
i think it's a coon cat
Trebbers
ahah
Ampersand
Metal Loaf Solid
guyinc
the yeti is xtreme
flossed left the room
donnamartin
a talking coon cat!?
besoin
from maine
Bob511
I feel like coming back to your tent to find Meat Loaf rummaging through it is a real-life possibility.
Ampersand
lol
dan
that's why I always urinate around the campsite
Ampersand
doesn't that attract him?
pretty_yeoman entered the room
donnamartin
more like to catch a yetidor
Bob511
Wow, the screenwriter really thought this through.
besoin
and writer by
guyinc
i like the sim city 2k outtake music they got goin
kayke
feed blubber
Ampersand
"huddle close, blubber"
dan
I hope blubber and the yeti make it out of this unscarred
besoin
interlopers
Ampersand
damn, the red baron
guyinc
haha
guyinc
...not funny amp.
donnamartin
what's the deal with these yetis, anyway?
lhs
meatloaf is the jareth that that puppet yeti deserves tbh
guyinc
why does a film that looks like it was filmed for $2k have meat loaf as it's star?
Trebbers
A mix between Nick Cave and Jerry Seinfeld
Ampersand
dad's style icon is Seinfeld
Ampersand
oof yep
Ampersand
guyinc, isn't that a self-answering question?
besoin
pie's outside the door
besoin
haha
kayke
I can't wait until I have children to slide pie under the bathroom door for me when I shower
kayke
the true joy of parenthood
lhs
oh good now it's yETi
pretty_yeoman
kayke you don't have to be a parent to enjoy that privelege
Trebbers
What the hell
guyinc
what the...it actually was "pie's outside the door"
Trebbers
"Where's my floor pie?"
guyinc
i figured i wasn't paying close attention
donnamartin
animatronic animals that burp and laugh are satan's work
kayke
"daddy's just gaslighting you, honey"
donnamartin
that and that mullet
Ampersand
best mudpie i ever ate
pretty_yeoman
"easiest kid to get rid of, ever"
donnamartin
pulls out porn
Ampersand
a yeti? dad you shouldn't have
pretty_yeoman
this family runs on assumptions
Trebbers
KILL IT
besoin
this yeti seems really easy to catch
lhs
the rockafire explosion you brought me
Trebbers
ahahha
Ampersand
this is not alright
guyinc
can't you?
donnamartin
this is why i don't have kids
besoin
that was supposed to be nepal in the opening?
guyinc
this is why i don't have yetis
pretty_yeoman
importing Nepalese puppets is a serious offense
dan
"that gives me an idea...honey get the rat poison"
besoin
is the mom british
guyinc
american-nepalese relations were at an all time low in 199X
donnamartin
ah yes, everyone knows yetis love oreos
pretty_yeoman
they're technically vegan!
lhs
the yeti has the same hairstyle as the parents so it feels at home already
guyinc
frankfurter? what weirdo
besoin
a frankfurter? i smell canadians
donnamartin
frankfurter? i hardly know her
Ampersand
lol
guyinc
run little girl, it has a taste for meat now!
Bob511
Those are clearly the eyes of a predator, mom.
Ampersand
"ow he's biting my hand"
dan
aww
Trebbers
Throw a rendition bag on his head
kayke
I guess I'd rather find that thing in my backpack than Meat Loaf
pretty_yeoman
ugh
donnamartin
telegram?
Bob511
"A grizzly here for a sturgeon."
guyinc
but...who uses telegrams in 1995?
lhs
all the muttering sounds are truly bringing that puppet to life
Ampersand
filmed at nepalese angles
pretty_yeoman
Yesley
guyinc
why is meatloaf reporting to the republican HQ from the simpsons?
besoin
a richie rich subplot
donnamartin
lol
besoin
nice
pretty_yeoman
because who else has a fetish for subjugating/destroying endangered species?
donnamartin
donald jr, calm down and drink your prune juice
guyinc
haha
besoin
haha
Trebbers
uh
Bob511
"Now go back and play with your new Derek Jeter."
dan
they managed to actually make the rich people less cartoonish than real life
guyinc
lol
lhs
yikes
pretty_yeoman
not ... ok?
guyinc
i mean, can you blame her
besoin
judging by those feet...
Ampersand
the two most chilling words in the english language: "i looked"
donnamartin
this family has trouble with words
donnamartin
this isn't a yeti it's a gremlin
guyinc
"and yet...he..."
besoin
what a misunderstanding
lhs
this is clearly a pupal yeti
Ampersand
hehe
donnamartin
you know what they say about yetis with big feet
guyinc
well i know what i'll be nightmaring about tonight
Trebbers
So much work gone into that shitty puppet
pretty_yeoman
i saw pupal yeti at a club in Detroit in '03
pretty_yeoman
... got slayed
kayke
did he ever look well?
Ampersand
great you killed him with kindness
pretty_yeoman
quick, out back to the mountains
guyinc
the family that cools a yeti together, STAYS together
Trebbers
Throw him in the freezer
besoin
just his ass is in there
donnamartin
no one's called... the yeti polic?
kayke
lmao
pretty_yeoman
wierd i just bought a yeti (water bottle) this afternoon
besoin
take him outside, morons
dan
next hour is them flying back to Nepal to bury him
guyinc
RIP YETI
Ampersand
ice cream: it's really good for you!
Bob511
Playing yeti.
guyinc
THE END
guyinc
?
pretty_yeoman
heh
Trebbers
He's lactose intolerant
donnamartin
americans are the worst
Ampersand
such a drama yeti
pretty_yeoman
"please" is phonetically Himalayan for "sleep"
lhs
he'll cool down when he's dead
besoin
the director probably screamed at the girl for getting ice cream on the puppet's teeth
donnamartin
ewwww
Ampersand
yeti drinks all the beer
donnamartin
so at no point are we gonna call the animal people?
Ampersand
wait
Ampersand
no
besoin
this isn't how fridges work
donnamartin
wait close the door?
guyinc
the yeti is semi sentient
pretty_yeoman
the next hour is the family taking on six jobs apiece to pay their electric bill
guyinc
this editing is giving me an acid flashback
Trebbers
Didn't mean it
Bob511
Oh, shit, did he eat after midnight?
Ampersand
we still have frankfurters, dad
pretty_yeoman
I DON'T KNOW, LITTLE GIRL
guyinc
love a farting yeti gag
besoin
a yeti is a responsibility, not a toy
lhs
eat the toys
besoin
very creative names, moron
guyinc
"the R is silent"
dan
surprised he didn't fall in love with the Troll doll
Ampersand
*fucks Lionel the rat*
guyinc
shouldn't he be like, Yolanda?
donnamartin
she's gonna come home to Yeti Hank fucking the toys
kayke
Hank and the Hendersons
Trebbers
Yankin' Hank
pretty_yeoman
she monologues like a champ, just can't use words to communicate with her family
besoin
the uxbridge times-journal
donnamartin
no no no no
guyinc
hm, dislike
donnamartin
what is this hat?
dan
make sure to scan the end credits for "puppet tosser"
pretty_yeoman
(Arto Lindsay was really strapped for cash that week)
besoin
they had a jobsOntario ad in the uxbridge paper
pretty_yeoman
that puppet was tossed digitally
Ampersand
one for the next music comp
dan
:p
kayke
nooo! don't hurt blubber!
lhs
too bad that you-trim-brim hats never caught on
besoin
nice coat
guyinc
nice "outside"
Ampersand
she named him after her favorite Breaking Bad character
dan
and Lieutenant Briscoe
guyinc
yeti's name is...hank
donnamartin
i never learned to read!
besoin
haha
besoin
got him, blubber
Ampersand
blubber brain
Bob511
Fine Water?
lhs
it's a dry county
guyinc
hank wants to shred some gnar, little girl
Ampersand
those feet make me wanna hurl
pretty_yeoman
at what point in the movie does Meatloaf get mistaken for a yeti
Ampersand
hey i'm huntin' hear
lhs
when hank fucks his coat
pretty_yeoman
we can only hope
besoin
melania?
guyinc
he's gonna take her to paradise by the cash reg...right?
dan
Meatloaf and Blubber would make good henchmen villains for Fargo season 4
Ampersand
Baron Trump's best friend is  a yeti
pretty_yeoman
omg
donnamartin
lo guy
besoin
amazing pretexting
pretty_yeoman
hopefully Melania was this helpful when Mueller stopped by
pretty_yeoman
____sty Market
guyinc
let me just shove this picture into your...chest fur?
besoin
haha, yes
donnamartin
she didn't lock the rest of the door?
lhs
furious bongo theme from to catch a yeti
donnamartin
no one's gonna hurt you except meatloaf and jesse from breaking bad
pretty_yeoman
lol
Trebbers
He's calling ICE
donnamartin
how is there another hour of this?
Ampersand
(cream)
pretty_yeoman
Treb in Canada it's NICE
besoin
this puppet
besoin
just take the yeti and go
lhs
why was the dad miming a blowjob
dan
The Yet Bandits
Trebbers
aha
Ampersand
heh
besoin
she probably could have subsisted on the leftover floor pie for a few days
donnamartin
it said 'dollars'
guyinc
"YETITAKR"
donnamartin
he came at me like a yeti out of hell
besoin
he was like a bat out of hell
pretty_yeoman
Hankhurter
donnamartin
lol
besoin
welp, let's go down there
guyinc
"he took the yet' right out of the house...it must have been while you grocery (shopping)"
besoin
jesus, the cops
Ampersand
maybe.... man is the true monster
guyinc
that big gorilla stole our big gorilla!
donnamartin
I'll Do Anything for Yeti
Ampersand
let's put Amy in the fridge to cool off
guyinc
haha
besoin
nice, donna
lhs
should've smashed the piggy bank first, idiot
besoin
pay no attention to the giant maple leaf on the bus
dan
oh no she's gonna have to sit next to Geraldo
Ampersand
Yvetti the maid
pretty_yeoman
Gettin' on a Greyhound to follow a Gorilla who's taking my Yeti to some Sturgeons
besoin
wesley rules ||||
Trebbers
what
guyinc
have they been sitting there the whole time?
pretty_yeoman
Canadians are not quick to ac
pretty_yeoman
t
kayke
broken down... or out of gas
guyinc
bob saget-seinfeld is incredibly chill
besoin
finally, a big scene in albany
guyinc
albany, the new york of northern new york
pretty_yeoman
New York, City
Ampersand
cyclepath
kayke
we need to talk about wesley
donnamartin
i'm here to face zoro
besoin
we have everything riding on this yeti
guyinc
sturgeon is the audience surrogate
guyinc
that's no way to talk about blubber, ma'am
besoin
take his fleece off
pretty_yeoman
Hank's mumbling is NOT my surrogate
lhs
also gonorrhea
guyinc
...excuse me?
Ampersand
...
kayke
stop touching blubber
guyinc
wesley is a mountey?
Ampersand
Arnie B.
besoin
he's actually dressed like a 30s gangster
donnamartin
wesley's about to start a round of three card monty
guyinc
well, Two out of Three Ain't Bad, Wes
Trebbers
hahaha
donnamartin
yes
pretty_yeoman
mmhmmm
Trebbers
Love this kid
besoin
yessssss
donnamartin
fuuuuck
Ampersand
fufufucucuckcl
Ampersand
yes
donnamartin
bst party of the movie
Trebbers left the room
pretty_yeoman
i'm torn
besoin
is that wesley whimpering or hank
Trebbers entered the room
guyinc
meat would do anything for blub...and he just did that
pretty_yeoman
Meatloaf keeps  sounding more and more like a Wilson brother
besoin
those famous new york taxis
donnamartin
ewww
Ampersand
no way this turns into anything but an orgy in the last reel
donnamartin
wesley's gonna end up on To Catch a Yeti-dor
guyinc
haha
besoin
how is there 50 minutes left
Ampersand
a slow freeze
lhs
the dad will run away and they all find him
lhs
then the mom does it
Ampersand
albarny
donnamartin
Yet Can Wait
besoin
albany, the nexus of the universe
guyinc
woah he lives in JF sebastian's fun house
Ampersand
"GOODBYE HOOOOORSES"
besoin
didn't american horror story freak show totally rip this idea off
Trebbers
Eyes Wide Shut house, but for fucking cryptozoological wonders
Ampersand
very true, besoin
besoin
hank is screaming
lhs
this is what it sounds like when yetis scream
donnamartin
This is what it sounds like....when yetis cry
besoin
a canadian's brooklyn accent
donnamartin
reeneact my porn fantasy
besoin
this looks like a MST3K skit
Trebbers
Fuck him up Wesley
guyinc
movie is an extended commercial for nerf
Bob511
"We can't just walk into a building and take a yeti," claims character ten minutes after people walk into a building and take a yeti.
donnamartin
wesley is basically ramsy from GoT
guyinc
"alright sir what's this about, i'm a lebowski you're a lebowsk-...oh, the yeti"
Ampersand
but you can call me Hank
besoin
shouldn't that nerf gun run out of bullets
Ampersand
hell yeah tracking
besoin
oh shit
donnamartin
ahahaha
pretty_yeoman
smash the fucken patriarchy
guyinc
haha
dan
hope theres a scene of this kid getting wailed on every 5 minutes
besoin
what i don't understand is who john schneider will play in this movie
kayke
lmao
Trebbers
Voice of the yeti
Ampersand
quit this hanky panky
lhs
the suit of armor
guyinc
can't believe they didn't go with "All Revved Up (And Nowhere to Go)" for this segment
besoin
uh oh
Bob511
"Call the police, eh?"
Ampersand
or Walk of Life
besoin
hell of a finale we have here, with 40 minutes to go
pretty_yeoman
can't wait for the 40 min of credits comin up
besoin
yeah, this isn't toronto at all
lhs
canadian badass
guyinc
"like a bat out of hell please, sir"
pretty_yeoman
Tanya and the Tepids
Ampersand
oot
guyinc
the punk from Star Trek IV in slightly better days
Ampersand
is he a nazi now
besoin
according to the dad, you can't go to the police with this sort of thing
besoin
good old new york city
donnamartin
wesley's mom looks desperate to escape
kayke
maybe find a bush with like... any leaves on it to hide in
lhs
stop planking
kayke
one leaf would be an improvement
guyinc
is this a prequel to A Troll in Central Park?
donnamartin
...
Bob511
"Thanks, Guiliani."
besoin
whoops
donnamartin
Dead Ringer for a Yeti
donnamartin
you know what's a good idea? grabbing a young girl in a park
Ampersand
a Gnome Named Gnorm was an underrated shit flick
besoin
this dad never wants to act
guyinc
amy's clever, but not cleverer than meat loaf
pretty_yeoman
Dad is big on waiting on benches/couches
donnamartin
oh god those feet
besoin
this movie was probably the end of the ontario film tax credit
donnamartin
jeez even the comic fountain fall was tepid
guyinc
i've never seen new york city look like less new york on film
besoin
friendly neighborhood black belt
kayke
the hero of the film
dan
I swear this yeti has some Crazy Frog DNA in him
Ampersand
hehe
lhs
he has a blackbelt and so does his mustache
besoin
the yeti is halfway to hamilton
kayke
dead
guyinc
RIP yet man
Trebbers
Yeti insurance scam
donnamartin
how has yeti not overheated and died
pretty_yeoman
the new ded gorilla
Bob511
Is akido the most Canadian martial art?
Ampersand
and yet he persists
lhs
i feel bad for the sloth in that yeti costume
donnamartin
this is why getico went wiht a gecko, not a yeti
Trebbers
Hank turns to christ in his last moments
besoin
good old grand central
pretty_yeoman
, Albany
Ampersand
green screen central station
Bob511
They do, in fact, have forty minutes left.
guyinc
it's ok meat, she doesn't have any money anyway
besoin
oh my
Bob511
"But dear, ten minutes of those are the credits."
besoin
haha, the mailbox
besoin
their only swipe at hiding toronto
donnamartin
the people in this movie suck at finding people
Ampersand
too hot, too hank
dan
shes gonna have to shave him, its the only way
Ampersand
aaagh
kayke
dan no
donnamartin
some intense acting
guyinc
and that's how the yeti ended up in utica
besoin
i can't believe the "i looked" line
kayke
if he were shaved we'd all have to look
donnamartin
these parents seem....stupid
besoin
yeah, let's see what this puppeteer can do
guyinc
...katz's?
dan
"you wanna try looking around any other part of Grand Central Station?" "Nah"
besoin
hahaha
Trebbers
"Hank, you didn't look, did you?"
Trebbers
wpaj
besoin
i'm dying
donnamartin
Call of The Yeti
Ampersand
meat screech
kayke
That's the noise I make every time I see the puppet
pretty_yeoman
no way those two dudes aren't in some semi-known Canadian band
lhs
the rawest meat
besoin
last train to clarksville
besoin
very funny
pretty_yeoman
a she made it to ... Station
Ampersand
hank is getting fat
Ampersand
too much ice cream
guyinc
good centre station
besoin
what is this nook
besoin
i mean, they know where you live
guyinc
all canadian train stations have hiding closets
guyinc
it's all coming back, it's all coming back to him now
lhs
that steamer is coming out of amy's allowance
Trebbers
Hank gets thrown off for not paying the fare
donnamartin
i mean, they know where they live
kayke
this house is mcmansion hell
guyinc
and tell the whitehall police to let trey off easy
Ampersand
100 cents
donnamartin
now i'm going to try and convince your mom to have sex with me
guyinc
"going to what, sir?"
besoin
zing
nonchalant left the room
donnamartin
what could this movie have to say in the next 30 min?
Ampersand
maybe he'll die!
guyinc
poor hayes
kayke
the dream team
kayke
the good the bad and the ugly
besoin
adirondikes
besoin
finally the ice battle we've been waiting for
guyinc
good god
Ampersand
AAAAAmy
pretty_yeoman
i think they did the plot in the wrong order
Ampersand
hank's carrot ass
besoin
is that what they look like
pretty_yeoman
it's Amy or Hank
pretty_yeoman
we can't take care of both
Ampersand
it's a shame she won't live
dan
I feel like Hank was all on his own because he's the bastard son of a yeti father and a possum mother
guyinc
"what are some songs that have amy in the lyrics?"
kayke
oh the song is still going, good
kayke
we didn't get it
guyinc
they spent half their budget on the rights
Ampersand
i scream for ice cream
besoin
jesus
pretty_yeoman
uh
guyinc
this is rapidly turning into The Long Dark
Ampersand
jeez
besoin
this is how canadians see americans i guess
lhs
fingers crossed for an easy rider ending
besoin
fair enough
Ampersand
Great Northern Comfort
guyinc
you're so much better at Game than i am!
pretty_yeoman
the wrongest parents
Bob511
So is their plan to vacation for the rest of Hank's life?
guyinc
jesus chrust
pretty_yeoman
who called the orgy
guyinc
or, whatever
besoin
so hank does sleep
kayke
once again, no thanks on this puppet
kayke
hard no thanks
Ampersand
i thought you'd like him
Ampersand
i brought you one back from Nepal for christmas
guyinc
he doesn't sleep so much as excrete protein gasses while semi conscious
kayke
he's no baby grinch
dan
thats Amp's way of saying he's bought this puppet on Ebay and is bringing it home
kayke
I will feed it to the cats
guyinc
this is like the fifth creepiest meat loaf has ever been on film
besoin
welp, they killed the dad
Ampersand
just think of what the Hank puppet looks like today
lhs
hank is an isz in a furby costume
besoin
hank is in the planet hollywood in dubai
pretty_yeoman
suddenly, Jonny Greenwood takes over the score
guyinc
they sent hank off with the golden record on voyager II
kayke
don't negotiate with terrorists! rule number 1, amy!
guyinc
movie turned into a hard western real fast
pretty_yeoman
now, and only now, do you add the basil
guyinc
haha
Ampersand
crusher, wesley
kayke
wesley crusher would NEVER
lhs
aaas youuuu wiiiish
guyinc
man, holes are so good
guyinc
is there anything they can't do
Ampersand
yesss
donnamartin
phew nodded off. what i miss?
Ampersand
a braining
guyinc
wesley is a future CIA agent
besoin
blubber quietly fills in the hole
kayke
bury him, blubber
lhs
at least get him some lotion
pretty_yeoman
heh
besoin
way to kill your parents, little girl
guyinc
"the hunter finally...becomes the hunted..."
donnamartin
CLever Girl
guyinc
the yet finally becomes...the yeterd
donnamartin
movie got dark
besoin
what was that cut
besoin
felt like a commercial
lhs
slowed down indiana jones theme
besoin
finally the mom does something
guyinc
....amyyy what the hell'd you do?!
donnamartin
you guys give up or you thirsty for more?
besoin
yeah, amy's gonna give them the full wet bandit treatment
kayke
no one asked Amy
lhs
i'd like to see mythbusters tackle that one
besoin
catching a yeti?
Bob511
Always check to make sure Meat Loaf is dead.
besoin
welp, i guess we live out here now
guyinc
poor blubber
besoin
balki here
donnamartin
wait who's blubber?
pretty_yeoman
that's why that hair looks familiar
guyinc
dude if you're stoppin by a stewart's you gotta get a shake dave
donnamartin
also it's illegal
donnamartin
and unethical
kayke
I hope he is the last of his kind
kayke
if we have to see him rejoin his family at the end I'll puke
Bob511
They can't keep him in Canadian New York, because there will always be a hunter looking to catch him.
guyinc
this film was sponsored by the Canadian Yeti Retrieval Fund (CYRF)
Bob511
So they have to take him back to Nepal, where a hunter nearly caught him.
Ampersand
amanwomanchild
besoin
why would wesley know
kayke
wesley is the smart one
besoin
back to mepos
guyinc
honeslty, it's probably Logan if they're in the 'dacks
donnamartin
wesley's the only committed actor here
guyinc
haha hell yeah wesley
donnamartin
gone all daniel day lewis
besoin
he really is working
Trebbers
ahah
lhs
shot of wesley stunt dummy flying off cliff
besoin
this is an allegory for trump and his cabinet
guyinc
"i'll show you hairy"?
pretty_yeoman
yeah guy i heard it too
guyinc
and that's how wesley died off route 9 of exposure
donnamartin
so just gonna wear light ski jackets to katmandu
lhs
who knew american airlines had direct flights to nepal
donnamartin
also, they just though tof this problem?
besoin
after the credits there'll be a quick scene of wesley's legs slowing down and stopping
kayke
lol
Ampersand
plz
guyinc
worcester to tibet is the modern silk road, don't you know?
donnamartin
dear god
besoin
finally we're gonna see the yeti's jank
Trebbers
waoh
donnamartin
pre 9/11 world
lhs
in a post 9/11 world, you can only bring 3.4oz of yeti onto your flight
kayke
lol
besoin
shoot him
donnamartin
i think if meatloaf keeps blubber around it's kind of meat's fault no?
Ampersand
caaaaanadaaaaa
guyinc
white privilege at its finest folks
besoin
ah, nepal
donnamartin
was just gonna say guy
besoin
land of the footprinted snow
dan
Meat Privilage
donnamartin
hey, does amy go to school?
guyinc
haha
guyinc
she's on winter break
guyinc
gonna make a hell of an essay
pretty_yeoman
lol
kayke
it's a poo
guyinc
yeti vision
guyinc
thanks
lhs
how did he crap so much already
pretty_yeoman
yes those high altitude Nepalese maples in the background
besoin
this puppet can barely move
guyinc
that yeti is so goddamn stoned, i love it
donnamartin
jeans, the true gear of nepal
pretty_yeoman
it was a long shoot, probably tired
besoin
altitude sickness
Bob511
Don't forget to leave the set of cassette tapes that go with him.
guyinc
yeah cause he's high as shit
dan
he's actually like 90 in yeti years
kayke
no don't let it touch your face
lhs
we'll always remember your jerri blank smile
pretty_yeoman
ahee
Ampersand
hehe lhs
donnamartin
that's creepily on point lhs
besoin
was he skiing up the mountain
guyinc
idiot
Ampersand
let me get out my hanky
Ampersand
sniffle
pretty_yeoman
nightmares
guyinc
oh god
donnamartin
TWO YETIS
besoin
the yeti fucks
guyinc
yetiae
besoin
i swear i typed this yeti
lhs
they're skiing free
Ampersand
what if his tail was his dick all along
donnamartin
two yetis out of three ain't bad
kayke
no
guyinc
what if indeed amp
pretty_yeoman
then we all looked, amp
guyinc
what if indeed
pretty_yeoman
we all looked
donnamartin
what if his feet were his dick
besoin
"i looked" is definitely the haunting line of this film
kayke
hahah donna
guyinc
what if his dick were this film
donnamartin
what if we're the dicks?
pretty_yeoman
definitely
guyinc
these people have a dead child in upstate new york
donnamartin
did the just abandon their kid to freeze to deahtt
besoin
please please
besoin
show it
guyinc
ha...ha?
pretty_yeoman
like reptilians care
kayke
there he go
besoin
so close
Bob511
youtube.com/watch?v=JmDlo5BDTww
donnamartin
stop waving
donnamartin
stop
donnamartin
stop
pretty_yeoman
no puppeteer is proud of that wave
kayke
yetis SHOULDN't wave goodbye
dan
farewell old friend
besoin
4 minutes of wacing
pretty_yeoman
lol kayke
donnamartin
the credits are making it worse somehow
besoin
*waving
guyinc
can't believe they didn't use Amie for this
guyinc
none of these people had the courage to say "No"
besoin
what on earth
donnamartin
what is this fucking soundtrack
lhs
wesley ate the yellow snow
guyinc
big jake coat wrangler?
Ampersand
very loose definition of waving
guyinc
danielle deprevayre derilicted the shit out of her duty
pretty_yeoman
no
besoin
the children's choir of toronto
donnamartin
this song is what i'll hear before i die
Bob511
Wait, I posted the wrong link.
kayke
wait are we getting two original songs in the credits?
Bob511
youtube.com/watch?v=uyVW1ls18_Q
guyinc
sam strageies with one of the most unsung jobs of the twentieth  entury
Ampersand
Yeti Jams
pretty_yeoman
Bob511  noooooooö
besoin
did you see the crafts services person's name?
Ampersand
Yeti Yams
besoin
it wad clarice sansregret
besoin
come on
guyinc
fabulous footage?
donnamartin
thanks greyhound
pretty_yeoman
Pleasure Valley, huh
guyinc
thanks, american airlines
donnamartin
you know, public transit has a lot to account for
donnamartin
including this movie
besoin
more like this has been a bad production
guyinc
dandelion production, in that like a weed, it will infect and take over your mind
pretty_yeoman
ooof
donnamartin
happy thanksgiving?
dan
fitting for a dandelion production that it really blows
kayke
NO
guyinc
hahaha
lhs
also in that it blows
besoin
look at new york on the vhs cover
lhs
oh nvm
Ampersand
thanks, everyone. see ya'll sunday!
guyinc
ahhh
donnamartin
am i high?
besoin
is this ampersand talking
lhs
goddamn, fix your TTS setting
Ampersand
watch my movie
donnamartin
retarded negativity?
besoin
so many extras
besoin
thanks for editing this, amp
Ampersand
haaaaaAAaAAAaA
besoin
10 secs
besoin
we can do it
kayke
me kinda do want honeycomb
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:42 pm

TOMORROW @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Deck the Halls with teenage prozzies, fa la la la la la la lifetime.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:33 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Deck the Halls with teenage prozzies, fa la la la la la la lifetime.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:58 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: Deck the Halls with teenage prozzies, fa la la la la la la lifetime.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:02 pm

2 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:35 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a mystery film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:51 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:30 am

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YouTube: Ampersand started "Walking the Halls - Full Movie"
Trebbers
Feel like the trailer just shat in my mouth
besoin
well this is starting in media res
Bob511
So I know this is the Stalked by My Doctor guy, but the progression of his filmography is funny.
Bob511
Accused at 17 (2009)
Betrayed at 17 (2011)
Stalked at 17 (2012)
Missing at 17 (2013)
dan
very excited
donnamartin
this guy is a little too into 17 yos
Bob511
Stalked by My Neighbor (2015)
Stalked by My Doctor (2015)
Stalked by My Doctor: The Return (2016)
Stalked by My Mother (2016)
besoin
ersatz anna paquin
Bob511
Double Mommy (2016)
The Stalker Club (2017)
donnamartin
this dude has turned a fetish into film
sideshowraheem
Stalked by my Stalker Club (2018) [Post Production]
besoin
it's the rude girls
kevmac
lolol
dan
The Ashleys
besoin
makeout pier
lhs
"i'm 35"
kayke
Pitch: doctored by my stalker - a girl is saved by emergency medical care provided by a creepo
donnamartin
she just got dumped by jerry seinfeld
besoin
he listened to nada surf's popular
Ampersand
"honestly, i haven't been honest"
Bob511
"He's this physician in Cabo, you wouldn't know him."
Trebbers
"You don't have friends"
pretty_yeoman entered the room
Trebbers
Is this another student dressed as a cop
dan
was there a taxidermist at the county fair?
donnamartin
women are most at risk of prostitution when being dumped
lhs
copping the halls
Ampersand
wimp shaming
besoin
i wanna cop the highs of my high school
besoin
er, halls
kevmac
There's also a subplot about a giant plush rasta banana.
Ampersand
Science Geek, Reptile Expert
Trebbers
Wait is this a pimp cop or a john cop
besoin
jamie luner!
Ampersand
"the health code violations are included in the sale price"
Trebbers
Goddamn it mom, you need to be paying attention to your at risk kid
pretty_yeoman
love iT
yesS
lhs
are they going to jawbreaker her
kevmac
Hey did you guys ever watch a Lifetime movie about a homeless man who becomes mayor?
Someone on the Greyhound was watching it in front of me. She had a whole folder of Lifetime movies, it was insane.
Bob511
Is that...carpet in a school hallway?
dan
this is how they recruited people into the Manson family too
sideshowraheem
should have invited her to the Movie Series kevmac
Trebbers
Yeah, srsly
dan
I've seen that one on my own I'm pretty sure kevmac
kevmac
lol dan
"You're Soupspoon now, start stirring!"
pretty_yeoman
Barb!
kevmac
ahah
besoin
looking forward to the she's all that transformation montage
Bob511
Sweet Google Glass.
dan
hah
sideshowraheem
Normal Things
kayke
I wish we could all forget about jeremy
besoin
what is this guy in
kevmac
Yeah it's bugging me too.
pretty_yeoman
a hat that is too heavy most of the time, it seems
kayke
he hates when women follow their dreams
Bob511
Nobody really wants to go to CSU Northridge.
donnamartin
Dad's in debt to the mob
pretty_yeoman
Daaaad it's where your accent's from what's the problem?
besoin
oh, it's mikey palmice from the sopranos!
Trebbers
I'm not sure dad is wrong here
besoin
we haven't reviewed the business plan
donnamartin
he might be right, but he's also huge douche
pretty_yeoman
Hi, uh, The Mafia? Yeah, yeah ...
kayke
lol
donnamartin
10-1 dad's fucking those teen prostitutes
besoin
cool girls don't use email
donnamartin
and deeply in debt b/c of htat
Trebbers
Yeah, she's gonna show up to dad's hotel room
Trebbers
Did we have a movie with that twist already
besoin
she wore a bridesmaid dress
dan
(She's a) Crazy Girl
Trebbers
I'M GETTIN ON IT
kayke
this is a bop
guest entered the room
besoin
uh oh, cold kamikazes!
pretty_yeoman
there's a lot of strangely thoroughly mic-ed vocal fry / hard consonants, tooth clickling / mouth noises in this
Bob511
Hey, I remember this actor's face from when that guy freeclimbed El Capitan earlier in the year.
pretty_yeoman
heh
Ampersand
lame crowd at The Bronze tonight. too many damn vampires
kayke
wow, he has 60 whole dollars
kayke
hott
besoin
the school cop
pretty_yeoman
still unsure pimp cop vs. john cop
kevmac
The DVD box has a note from the director to run the audio through a DeEsser and to boost the beiges on your TV.
besoin
what on earth is she doing
dan
Noel McHale
Trebbers
Seduction Elene Benes style
donnamartin
huh, clubs are as gross as i remember
besoin
certainly they are in apricot county
pretty_yeoman
dance music lyrics chosen by alien observer AI
kevmac
damn son, u can't bring a Lifetime movie narrative in2 da club
Ampersand
omg
dan
I don't care what they say, Eiffel 65 still has it
kevmac
"I hope to never meet anybody like you again."
besoin
i'm (in the) red (room)
pretty_yeoman
he shouldn't have answered that
Ampersand
who are incredibly old
besoin
c'mon, positive consent
donnamartin
what is going on
Ampersand
Patricia can't come to the phone right now. she's hurling
besoin
pimp cop
Trebbers
PIMP COP
dan
her Andy?
lhs
what about stephanie the cop who lives inside her
besoin
this is not how pimping works i'm pretty sure
pretty_yeoman
it is if you're a 50 year old lady watching Lifetime!
donnamartin
it's true, calling her the hooker is the bad hting here
pretty_yeoman
now kiss?
kevmac
It's nice that he loves her.
Ampersand
yeah, what a good pimp
besoin
wow, those pills
Trebbers
What the fuck are those
dan
taking some horse pills
pretty_yeoman
horse suppositories
besoin
are those russian documents or something
kevmac
Those were like horse tranquilizers.
Trebbers
Are there little cameras in there
pretty_yeoman
i love you all
Bob511
"Two Fantastic Voyages, down the hatch!"
lhs
she just doesn't realize they're chewables
pretty_yeoman
lol
besoin
i think dennis quaid was in one of the pills
kevmac
"Tracey, I love you and I'm in love with you."
Trebbers
Those pills have little foam animals in them
Ampersand
lol
dan
didn't her slightly dickish dad warn her about stuff like this?
pretty_yeoman
a buddy of mine swallowed one of those for real once
besoin
misunderstanding brewing
donnamartin
uh, do no drink that
lhs
twist, he's a prostitute and his pimp bursts in and demands $500 from her
kevmac
lol
pretty_yeoman
the guitar in the background already sounds swirly and roofie-esque
Bob511
That thermostat is not playing around.
kevmac
"Wow... capitalism is a ravage beast..."
dan
haha
Ampersand
Patricia loves it raw
kevmac
The background music sounds like a sexy version of Kane's entrance theme.
besoin
this guy doesn't even know he's getting it for free
kayke
$500 dollars for sex... how much for observations about sushi restaurants?
donnamartin
boy she did a 180 fast
kayke
those jeas
donnamartin
our pimp looks like he bought out Structure before it closed
dan
*knock knock* hey I'm just gona slip in and use the bathroom, don't mind me
kayke
*jeans
Ampersand
he wears Big & Tall to feel more alpha
kevmac
1am? So that club was clearing out by 10?
besoin
her prostitution career would be over
donnamartin
wow, dad is really winning here
Trebbers
You don't want to smell her breath dad
pretty_yeoman
oh my
donnamartin
eww
besoin
mikey palmice has really cooled off
donnamartin
can't imagine where casey got her bad taste in men from
pretty_yeoman
Daddy Gaslighter wasn't relaxed at all at dinner
besoin
whose phone is that?
kayke
papa
kevmac
hey baby i hear the clues are calling!!
besoin
fun subplot
kevmac
*blues
donnamartin
she jumped to phone hacking fast
pretty_yeoman
was that her friend's voice?
Ampersand
that's my dentist, honey
kayke
lol amp
Trebbers
"It's not an affair if you pay for it"
besoin
speaking of gaslighting
pretty_yeoman
no shit
pretty_yeoman
now we know where daughter got her 180 from
Bob511
How much action does he expect to get on basic cable, anyway?
donnamartin
adult men aren't that much better
besoin
the girls seem to be already wealthy
sideshowraheem
these are some wild bathing suits
besoin
unless they're paying for their parents' houses
kevmac
That is a very stupid swimsuit.
Trebbers
*record scratch*
pretty_yeoman
both of those swimsuits are bewildering
besoin
well this makes no sense
dan
we're all that...and a bag of chips
Ampersand
Sun Chips
sideshowraheem
she actually got that suit half off from someone who was bitten by a shark
Ampersand
lol
pretty_yeoman
i can't look at that girl's belly button without laughing
donnamartin
that is a fair argument
donnamartin
if you're gonna sleep with d-bags, might as well get paid
besoin
hooking gets her from the cx-3 to the mx-3
pretty_yeoman
MX-3 is the only happy character in the movie so far
Trebbers
Man, if the attorney is the guy lead girl slept with
kayke
this is a really quiet episode of mob wives
dan
"and all their Yoplait"
besoin
well this is odd
dan
"especially the sex part"
donnamartin
and i can't meet any women my age
besoin
this is bizarre
Trebbers
Wait
kayke
"smart, funny, impressionable, barely legal -"
sideshowraheem
This guy is like a combo of Leno and Carson Daly
pretty_yeoman
ugh the Leno is what I couldn't put my finger on
pretty_yeoman
gross
besoin
ersatz adam levine
Ampersand
buy you a plush animal
donnamartin
what
Ampersand
aaagh
lhs
guide me, tori spelling
kevmac
He's a 'tute man!!
pretty_yeoman
Director: "Get me the cheapest Carson Leno money can buy!"
dan
*brings out Rasta Banana*
Ampersand
*pulls komodo dragon out of pants pocket*
kevmac
lol
Bob511
With media like this, how do men have any issues with consent?
Trebbers
Two tickets for Raffi
sideshowraheem
Ticket to Carson Daly's show that is apparently still on?!?
donnamartin
sometimes i don't think lifetime movies track with reality
kevmac
Wow... can't believe it... two tickets to Buckethead
besoin
*exhale*
pretty_yeoman
was he just dressed like that in his hotel room?
Ampersand
guys poop emoji plushie has really replaced the rasta banana
Trebbers
Tales from the Red Roof Inn
pretty_yeoman
say it ain't so, Amp
lhs
he's a professional groomsman
poperblast4
oh no
Ampersand
they mostly come in hat form
lhs
has another wedding in town next week
besoin
not a fan of the B plot here
Trebbers
Three eyed demon
pretty_yeoman
Daddy Flathead's spending all the cash on dem friendz
Bob511
He just upgraded their balances to 7 Bank.
lhs
she's going to resort to hooking to help her mom's restaurant
dan
*cut to husband at supermarket with cart filled all the way with yogurt*
pretty_yeoman
yeah or to get into Riverdale College or whatever
besoin
you snitched to her pimp, what do you think is going to happen
Trebbers
Here we go
kevmac
rofl at that cut to him yelling
Ampersand
now i gotta kill her
pretty_yeoman
Clemon Bacon
donnamartin
wow this escalated fast
Bob511
What?
kevmac
The audio of him yelling faded in for some reason??
pretty_yeoman
"I'm gonna shoot her mouth off before she does."
donnamartin
dude no don't confront him lawyer up
donnamartin
ffs
kevmac
Had some trouble with the keys there.
Bob511
"Here are some very, VERY expensive roses."
besoin
a printout
kayke
I feel no sympathy for people who own a house that looks like that
kevmac
lol, bob
besoin
hotel paris
sideshowraheem
Pumpkin Futures
donnamartin
no bank just let's you leave it at $0 and just keep it open
pretty_yeoman
haitch fund?
kevmac
One of those keys are for the hotel, the other are keys for Paris.
lhs
so does she have to ask him for money every time she wants a pack of gum or what
Ampersand
lol raheem
Trebbers
"I've invested it into experiences. With hookers"
besoin
yeah, de de, kevmac
donnamartin
y'all, she married bad
donnamartin
he's a fugly dumb slut
Bob511
"It's not fake money, it's cryptocurrency."
sideshowraheem
"the guy just put the money in a hedge, it was an honest mistake!"
sideshowraheem
ahaha Bob
besoin
oof, only 10 years left on the mortgage
kevmac
I hope that college accepts pepe coins.
Trebbers
oh no
Bob511
So much arm-grabbing already.
besoin
this divorce is getting complicated
sideshowraheem
"This McMansion was used in A Talking Cat!?! I'll be damned if you get it!"
Bob511
Heh
kayke
lol
donnamartin
lol
Ampersand
hehe
poperblast4
lol
Trebbers
"I want the sawed in half VW bug!"
dan
"I meant to slap you, not punch!"
kevmac
They rented an old timey car for the end of the driveway shots, lol.
besoin
can't believe they let them film here
lhs
this is foreshadowing for the amber alert at the end
besoin
nice wet driveway
besoin
movie magic
donnamartin
i'm being arrested for securities fraud, and oh yeah i hit your mom
besoin
the roses were stolen
Ampersand
he's going to dadebtors' prison
sideshowraheem
he's gonna be let go because every cop in town has their own high school prostitution ring
poperblast4
there are a lot of ways to make money in the world, but i can't recommend securities fraud
donnamartin
he hit your mom fuckface
kevmac
But is it TOO LATE, donna?
besoin
jesus casey
donnamartin
wow
Bob511
Oh my
Ampersand
this is Patricia speaking
kayke
lol
besoin
heh
kevmac
lol
pretty_yeoman
Melanie, the gaslighter who lives inside her
donnamartin
not on team casey here
kevmac
One Sip Suzy
Ampersand
zima, on the rocks
Trebbers
Always a point when you realize who the real protagonist is in these Lifetime movies
besoin
what a coincidence
Bob511
Paying for her own drinks?  Her mother just told her they're broke.
sideshowraheem
holy fuck Lynch should be scouting the dude faces in this movie
lhs
it's novel for the mom not to be the shitty one
Trebbers
what
donnamartin
uh, jesus
besoin
i need muh-nayyyy
dan
I kind of wonder what the split of shit dad/shit mom is in Lifetime movies. wonder if we could get a study funded
donnamartin
probably need to throw in a study on bratty kids
besoin
jesus, that IS busy
sideshowraheem
he's going to finance it by renting out the real estate on his forehead
poperblast4
lol
Bob511
"Oh, this isn't Pawn Stars?"
donnamartin
can i get a rent-a-center payment plan?
besoin
yowch
Trebbers
He's gonna be into some kinky shit
donnamartin
that guy will give her 30 seconds of no pleasure
pretty_yeoman
hipinion 2011: the movie character
sideshowraheem
kinky shit like crying
kayke
lol
Ampersand
if Bradley Cooper were Rocket Raccoon disguised as a science teacher
kevmac
Maybe he also loves her??
poperblast4
what was the casting call for this
donnamartin
lol yeoman
poperblast4
'professorial man with giant forehead'
sideshowraheem
"Bradley Cooper funhouse mirror"
pretty_yeoman
lol
besoin
amish turned financier
dan
lol
kayke
$1200 and a free continental breakfast !
Trebbers
Wait, I assumed all night still meant the prostitute leaves
Ampersand
lol kayke
pretty_yeoman
"HI, I'm a MAZDA!  Nice to meet you!
besoin
shouldn't the people in lifetime movies have SEEN lifetime movies by now
besoin
people should know better
pretty_yeoman
even Mom's implicated now
besoin
montage
Bob511
"Here, mom.  Get yourself something nice."
Ampersand
pumpkins have been on the rise, mom
donnamartin
it's like pretty woman, but more dpressing
pretty_yeoman
oh she wanted to go to collage
kayke
another solid bop
besoin
"you work on commission, right?" "this is the gap"
sideshowraheem
New Reactionaries
pretty_yeoman
lol
donnamartin
lol besoin
Ampersand
AWW YEA, just a friendly gnome now
kevmac
Fuck that bedside table was the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
donnamartin
but she can afford a new one now
besoin
who the fuck uses a calendar anymore
besoin
put it in your blackberry
Ampersand
ohmigosh it's Simple Jack
besoin
they really keep this on the downlow
sideshowraheem
wait who is that
besoin
horsepill girl
Trebbers
"Valentino" is their code name for Paul Giamadi
pretty_yeoman
the Pill Mill, whaaaaat
sideshowraheem
is she shark bite bathing suit
besoin
yes
Trebbers
"These are bears!"
kevmac
"ACME novelty pills??"
Trebbers
*for*
kevmac
Ethical pimping
kayke
split a salad?!
kayke
that's the most disgusting thing in this movie
kayke
I'm with tacos girl
besoin
why is casey picking on officer jack
dan
well, womanager
sideshowraheem
"look I'm technically living in the year 2003 so I will never be caught"
donnamartin
cause he threw the first shot
Trebbers
Sullenly drinking a marg
kevmac
fuck the bosses
Bob511
Is she unionizing this operation?
donnamartin
casey swinging her dick hard out of the age
kevmac
I hope this movie ends with them unionizing.
besoin
is this really the time to deconstruct the prostitute pimp arragement
sideshowraheem
this movie will win me over if the climax is them forming a union like the prostitutes in Amsterdam
pretty_yeoman
yeah, she knows who controls the means of production
donnamartin
she stands up on the bed with a sign that says UNION
poperblast4
you have nothing to lose but your lives
Trebbers
Lovin' the extra game in this
besoin
herpes
Ampersand
"just shave it off"
dan
Burt's Bees really has something for everything
Ampersand
poop sux
besoin
the mom curled her hair just to follow her
dan
later: "Young lady you are grounded from hooking!"
pretty_yeoman
Passive Attack
besoin
heh
lhs
mom's going to end up at the club and get tricked into working for officer jack too
kevmac
lmao
kevmac
@ passive attack
sideshowraheem
she's going to walk in on her fucking a dude and be like "Jesus Christ I just thought you were dealing drugs!"
kevmac
This mom spends a lot of her time snooping.
poperblast4
black car, hooker in the city, runnin from my mom so i can fuck a diddy
kayke
okay let's see this "attractive 20 something actor"
besoin
hi famous person
sideshowraheem
Orlando Wilt
kayke
lol
Trebbers
BAXTER
Trebbers
ahah
Ampersand
lololol
kevmac
Gay sassy concierge is my favourite character type.
Ampersand
damn mom
donnamartin
stop slut shaming your daughter and maybe she'd talk to you
Trebbers
[whispers]...a slut[/whispers]
pretty_yeoman
oooooh BAXTER damn
kevmac
"Good luck with your slutty daughter."
Ampersand
have you seen her guns, ma'am?
besoin
baxter handled her
dan
gonna come back in and try the pickle jar distraction
Trebbers
oof
besoin
party towerz
donnamartin
it was a party in my pants
jpeen
I can neither confirm nor deny that your slut daughter is slutting it up all in here
sideshowraheem
"it's pronounced jifs Casey"
donnamartin
agreed
pretty_yeoman
lol
Ampersand
lol raheem
besoin
rent is really going to eat into your earnings, casey
Trebbers
hhaah
sideshowraheem
holy shit
donnamartin
wow dad wasted no time
Trebbers
Is that one of the crew
sideshowraheem
oh wait I thought it was one of the high school girls
Bob511
"But um...i'm on the clock here."
besoin
looks like he's in a similar house
donnamartin
wow, it's so hard to figure out why their kid is alienated and geting into trouble
lhs
he's next door
Trebbers
She has money, go to a hotel
sideshowraheem
"this production could only afford one house"
besoin
sleepin' at the mall
besoin
look out for roy moore
Trebbers
ahahahhahh
besoin
heh
kayke
this also looks like the same house. beige hell
kevmac
Mom looks fun.
besoin
love that establishing shot
Ampersand
yeah, buddy, moving sucks
besoin
i dunno, casey, $5K is a lot of money
Ampersand
a bridge too far
donnamartin
hmmmm, no, you'd need more than that
besoin
yes, amber, we can make love
donnamartin
private school tuition is insane
Ampersand
two sexes in one day??
poperblast4
ah yes they're in the three sex mafia
lhs
officer jack n. wiener
pretty_yeoman
lol blast
besoin
is this dad
Bob511
Shit, did they book Lawrence from Office Space?
pretty_yeoman
75% chance it's dad
Ampersand
98%
donnamartin
oh wow
besoin
your goose is cooked, ladies
sideshowraheem
taxidermy massive red flag
donnamartin
ewwwwww, poor man's hugh hefner
Ampersand
"sorry, i'm still unpacking"
Trebbers
Lank Frangella
Ampersand
lol
pretty_yeoman
Shawn Malkovich
besoin
regular keith carradine
Trebbers
THE DRINKS
kayke
hmmm he seems kinda cool to me
dan
thankfully humiliation is also one of his fetishes, he pays them an extra $1,000
lhs
draw me like one of your french corpses
donnamartin
lol
pretty_yeoman
quick damage control he's a total Yelper
besoin
quick, turn on the subtitles
dan
"I had to bleep all of that"
pretty_yeoman
(the place is bugged)
Ampersand
lol
kevmac
mutual masturbation purple monkey dishwasher
besoin
let's see what jack does
jpeen
would be v interested in reading survey results of what lifetime viewers filled into those blanks
lhs
jack arrests her for breach of contract
Ampersand
"i can't give him a purple nurple, i just can't"
Trebbers
ah
kayke
lol
besoin
aw gosh he's a regular pimp
sideshowraheem
"He wanted us to watch Stalked by my Doctor 2!"
dan
actual hooker heels
donnamartin
hey uh it's broad daylight
donnamartin
single white female him!
besoin
oh my!
Bob511
Haha
Ampersand
this is the rough part of suburbia
kevmac
She's not going to get her severance anymore.
kayke
pimped by my cop-ter
besoin
COBRA is going to eat up her savings
dan
"now, do you know a good wig store? I still want to make that $5,000"
Ampersand
"i know where you go to school"
Trebbers
ahah
besoin
"i know which period you have homeroom"
Ampersand
"they teach us that in cop school"
kevmac
"Now hit the books this semester."
kayke
"stay off drugs"
donnamartin
oh no, i don't think this is where you want to turn
Trebbers
What, she gonna be mad
donnamartin
she finds her dad
besoin
should be one of the other girls, right?
besoin
yah
kayke
lol donna
Trebbers
Thought it was going to be a dead body in there
Ampersand
lol donna
kevmac
Yeah he already established himself as a man who likes prostitutes.
Trebbers
This dude might have a problem
jpeen
wait that's....3 drinks
besoin
looks like someone's seeing systematic defect alone
besoin
or whatever the hell that band was called
donnamartin
how far has she walked?
Trebbers
Cabs exist
donnamartin
well, she didn't get paid
lhs
as far as the hall goes
besoin
she's gonna get propositioned
sideshowraheem
her sitting next to garbage seems both unfair and on the nose
besoin
there but for the grace of god
besoin
*calls jeremy*
Bob511
The twist is that street-level prostitution is more ethical than outcall prostitution?
lhs
jeremy's having a threeway with another girl and his komodo dragon
besoin
*kimono
kevmac
I'd be surprised if there's any intent to the mis en scene, raheem.
Trebbers
How can you not say
donnamartin
mom, why do you want them in jail too?
kayke
lol
dan
"tell me everything, this stuff'll go over huge when I pitch it to Lifetime"
kayke
Mom, I'm not a narc like you
kayke
I hide it when guys hit me
besoin
i lied in my personal statement to woodbury
Ampersand
"mom, my name is Patricia"
Bob511
"I just want you to be the best version of a prostitute you can be."
Trebbers
aha
besoin
they'll do great in phoenix
donnamartin
uh, lady, no
Trebbers
"Kacey is one of our best prostitutes"
kevmac
"Patricia is the name of the alcoholic inside of me," is the Lifetime equivalent of "This is where the fish lives."
besoin
jesus mom
kayke
absolutely... not
dan
"and jucicy"
lhs
"i have to notify the campus cop"
Bob511
"Mrs. Benson, we can't afford this sort of publicity, after the pregnancy pact last month."
besoin
of all the people to tell
Trebbers
Fucking NARC
donnamartin
lol bob
besoin
d'oh
Trebbers
LOLOLOLOL
donnamartin
ahahahahahaha
donnamartin
everyone's gonna die
dan
it's a shame what's become of Granada Hill
pretty_yeoman
good, good, rich, good homes
sideshowraheem
this is going to be a hell of a climax
besoin
15 minutes of carnage
Trebbers
"Mrs. Benson, you looking to make some extra cash?"
lhs
bienvenue a l'enfer
besoin
he was wearing a vneck in the previous scene
Ampersand
"no one will ever know your daughter existed"
dan
she's gonna get shot and the last scene will be her getting woken up by Eric Roberts in the hospital
Ampersand
aaaahhh
Ampersand
here's hoping
donnamartin
i'm sure no one will notice when three people are murdered
Ampersand
a black market gun dealer aka a regular ass gun dealer
pretty_yeoman
America suxxx
Trebbers
Turning into the Shield
besoin
shoot casey in the face
lhs
really hope this murder takes place at the prom
Ampersand
Jeremy kinda feels like old trauma
sideshowraheem
oh shit
besoin
kablammo
Trebbers
Mom dumb
lhs
murd-o-gram
sideshowraheem
"It's JAG, the reruns aren't playing in order, I can't get the story arc down'
pretty_yeoman
lol
besoin
now her prints are on the gun
lhs
no more insane than decorating your kitchen like an olive garden lobby but w/e
Ampersand
lol
kayke
lol
donnamartin
ahahaha lhs
donnamartin
i've been trying to place it all night
besoin
the screen where the flat screen was
besoin
haha
dan
guys, which would you rather be cast as: asshole dad, psychotic pimp, bearded loser, or old pervert?
pretty_yeoman
meanwhile at Tetradyne
sideshowraheem
DJ Lillard isn't messing around
besoin
bearded loser for sure
pretty_yeoman
yep I'm already there!
kayke
I'd go old pervert, he had style
donnamartin
probably psychotic pimp
Bob511
Aha
sideshowraheem
that might be the worst answer ever
dan
she's got you there!
donnamartin
i mean, amber is not wrong
Bob511
Like, I have to give it to Lifetime, how would you even respond to that answer?
Ampersand
creeps make me hot
sideshowraheem
oh great dad is racist
donnamartin
i mean, that surprises you here?
kayke
me sleeps with creeps!
besoin
this mom
lhs
if she's into creeps, she's found her life's calling, so there's that
besoin
"there was a stuffed goose, amber!"
kayke
stop calling that cool house creepy
sideshowraheem
he's profiting from your labour you can't be exploiting him!
Trebbers
Gimme that pill
kayke
it's art you, plebs
pretty_yeoman
fuck yeah raheem!
sideshowraheem
if read correctly this is a stunning indictment of capitalism
pretty_yeoman
SABBATICAL
Ampersand
i'm duty free
donnamartin
classiest girls in the whole high school?
pretty_yeoman
PLEASE, MAKE PEACE
besoin
mom did a coursera on hostage negotiation
pretty_yeoman
Katie Hommes
kevmac
Wait do they have the death penalty in California?
besoin
yeah
sideshowraheem
yes
lhs
yeah
kevmac
Ah bummer.
besoin
i think it's been ages since they've executed anyone though
kevmac
America sucks.
sideshowraheem
if I recall correctly there was a referendum confirming it in 2012
kayke
weed AND the death penalty, what a place!
pretty_yeoman
cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
lhs
let the orgy commence
donnamartin
lol
besoin
gee, will amber shoot jack
Bob511
Not just not repealing it, but last year we voted to make it go faster!
donnamartin
he has a kink for men iwht no jackets
Ampersand
well, we know pimps don't commit suicide
sideshowraheem
soon there might be no jack in it
lhs
my god it's genius
kevmac
And you're going to do it tied up and handcuffed.
donnamartin
officer jack has a certain kevin bacon in wild things going on
sideshowraheem
Kevin Ham
pretty_yeoman
oh Amber's gonna die
besoin
shoot him amber
poperblast4
poor amber
lhs
he's gonna stage a crime scene in their toilet next
kevmac
lol lhs
besoin
ouch
sideshowraheem
"get the gun that I own because I'm a weird rich guy in America"
lhs
fuck casey, kill officer jack, divorce dad
Ampersand
lol
poperblast4
lololol
donnamartin
i think mom just earned her half of the house
dan
can't wait to see the school newspaper on friday
Bob511
Mom hit him in profile.
Bob511
Not a bad shot.
Ampersand
lol dan
sideshowraheem
he's usually able to buy sex, but it looks like for once, jack off
donnamartin
is he dead?
poperblast4
will someone pop this guy in the head please.
kayke
All the women in the movie lived
kayke
wowza
sideshowraheem
"he's alive"
Trebbers
"....where's....my....money.."
donnamartin
amber kills them now
dan
glasses girl died offscreen
kayke
lol
pretty_yeoman
dan!
Ampersand
killed by the demogorgon
dan
"I took up narrating to pay the bills"
pretty_yeoman
lol
Ampersand
but what an offense it was
Trebbers
How do you stay in the same school
pretty_yeoman
Natalie Harborwoman
sideshowraheem
Lifetime has this weird secular but Christian morality
sideshowraheem
I guess you could call it America
besoin
whittendale
Ampersand
"hey, give us your lunch money"
kevmac
With what money?
donnamartin
oh okay
besoin
and that was that
poperblast4
what the fuck
dan
Ghost World remake with those two next
donnamartin
glad we wrapped that up
kevmac
ya ya ya ya yaaaaa
Bob511
The Crew
donnamartin
love to intrudce narration at the very end
sideshowraheem
Ghoul Planet
dan
lol
besoin
they had it at the very beginning
Ampersand
they were all Players
sideshowraheem
in it Peter Stormare loves old soul records
besoin
before the "one month earlier"
donnamartin
oh i forgot i took pills
pretty_yeoman
Primal Cream
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:31 pm

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: His feet were too big for the city.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:23 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat.
Hint: His feet were too big for the city.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:53 pm

Two hours until showtime!
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TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
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