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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
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VOTE FOR OCTOBER HORROR MOVIES! Round 2, choose 1

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Simon Says
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Total votes : 7

Postby Bob511 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:29 pm

Not to be confused with
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I guess.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:56 pm

Bob511 wrote: ?

Plot Keywords: anthropomorphic dog | rip off | rap | dog | talking animal


:metal:

Coming very, very soon to a Movie Series near you.
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Postby animefilm » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:22 pm



And apparently this is the sequel
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Postby kayke » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:00 pm

I am coming out 100% in support of watching one or both terrible Titanic cartoons. I don't care if it hurts me in the polls. I will stand by my values.
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Postby dan » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:39 pm

I didn't forget, Donna!

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In December, Motherboard discovered a redditor named 'deepfakes' quietly enjoying his hobby: Face-swapping celebrity faces onto porn performers’ bodies.

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Postby donna martin » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:52 pm

dan!

i will be actively looking for places to use all of these in my life.

my god what a garbage movie.
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TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat!
Hint: Robin, Speedy, Bucky, Arthur the Moth
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:58 pm

Two hours until showtime!
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edit: whoops, posted kinda early.

1/2 hour to go!
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YouTube: Ampersand started "Sidekicks (Chuck Norris 1992) Full Movie"

besoin
oh shit

dan
at long last

donnamartin
oh god

Ampersand
fuck sorry

dan
whoa is it glitching or is it just me

Ampersand
it was fucking up for me

donnamartin
so bad even youtube quit

Trebbers
Glitching

dan
all I got was "she passed away" and then it ended which was pretty jarring

donnamartin
there was a lot of bad font choices

Ampersand
youtube.com/watch?v=llm_Loqq1Qs

Ampersand
dan will you start it
YouTube: dan started "Sidekicks (Chuck Norris 1992) Full Movie"

Ampersand
phew

besoin
that url looks like a hacker name

donnamartin
and aaron norris film?

dan
can't trust anything with that many q's in it

besoin
this is one of the few movies filmed in houston

dan
looks like a bad shoe font

donnamartin
i can't with this papayrus font

besoin
mako, he's good

besoin
winnie cooper

besoin
bull

besoin
the gang's all here

dan
the stars are out tonight

Ampersand
aw yea

Ampersand
is Piss

besoin
is that dee snider

dan
screaming at the sight of the director's name

donnamartin
already off to a culturally sensitive start

dan
pfft, typical white savior narrative

besoin
wanting a ninja star as a kid is probably a good generational indicator

donnamartin
omg

donnamartin
oh .... this movie thinks it's funny

Ampersand
*knows it

donnamartin
that fencing costume is really not flattering

donnamartin
the costumes have sewn in abs

besoin
looks like the thing from janet jackson's nipple

besoin
the ninja stars

dan
I guess someone else inserted a quarter

donnamartin
why are these ninjas just politely waiting their turn

dan
that's why

besoin
we should watch fucking ladybugs

besoin
the goat

Ampersand
we did

donnamartin
oh thank god they just explained the title

besoin
ah

Ampersand
it was somethin'

Trebbers
The Joker is born

Ampersand
Barry Wary?

besoin
that's one big inhaler

Ampersand
"let it happen... accept death"

dan
so was that a dream or a report he was presenting to class?

besoin
why was his teacher the babe in the fantasy

donnamartin
wow this teacher is a dream killer

dan
he's getting acid flashbacks from old VHS tapes

Ampersand
when i was a child, my mom once teased me so hard about my crush on Winnie Cooper that i slapped her

besoin
looks like a well funded school

donnamartin
amp!

besoin
saw the boom

Ampersand
lower that boom

dan
"don't you EVER insult my son like that again"

besoin
he needs some late 90s meds

Ampersand
*reeks of booze and vomit* "yeah we uh went through some hard times"

Trebbers
yess

Ampersand
there's our boy

donnamartin
you should def interrupt the class

besoin
who would do this

Ampersand
John Kreesecopo

Trebbers
Fuck this motherfucker up

besoin
punch him in the throat, joe

Ampersand
devil knots!? i like his style

donnamartin
you too can have a black belt mullet

besoin
he must have seen karate kid, so he should know better than to join this dojo

Ampersand
"my kid's got a case of the wimpitis"

donnamartin
he reminds me of the teacher in daria

besoin
yeah, heh

Ampersand
kawate

besoin
missing in action

Ampersand
like of all the action movie heroes to choose

Ampersand
oh my

donnamartin
ps this is one circle jerk of a movie for norris

dan
oh boy

besoin
this poor teacher

Ampersand
that seems counterintuitive

donnamartin
the movie?

Ampersand
lol that too

dan
back when you could totally have a high schooler having fantasies like this in a movie

Ampersand
*covered in sweat*

Ampersand
damn dad cleans up good for bed

besoin
today he'd be watching youtube and discovering dead bodies with logan paul

besoin
boom again

dan
"gotta get this crossword done or the boss will kill me"

Ampersand
yay Gerrit

besoin
what the hell eugene

donnamartin
historically public schools do great with dreamers

besoin
tell that to trump

dan
well, the successful ones

Ampersand
are we sure he's not a vampire instead?

donnamartin
aha besoin

dan
my god they beheaded Jack in the Box mascot

besoin
he's not even watching a movie or anything

besoin
he really might have a problem

dan
"I WANT YOU"

donnamartin
maybe someone should take this kid to a doc

besoin
maybe pennywise is still bothering him

besoin
yikes

Trebbers
waoh

donnamartin
woah

Trebbers
oof

besoin
sadly enough, this asshole's fortunes are up in 2018

donnamartin
i'm a fan of this guy

Ampersand
*bursts into flames*

donnamartin
lady, take it easy

besoin
he's inventing soulseek

besoin
i feel like we skipped a scene

donnamartin
man, brandis was so pretty

donnamartin
i'm going to name my next cat mr. dumpling

besoin
good casting for ladybugs

dan
good at giving a coy look

besoin
what a nebulous conversation

besoin
they're gonna get a health code violation

Trebbers
what in the world

besoin
how often does this happen

dan
should be happy to have other customers

donnamartin
this movie has no regard for transition

Trebbers
I guess his old motorcycle club days caught up with him

besoin
you'd go to prison for a long time for this

donnamartin
omg

Ampersand
i don't think he's getting a tip

dan
there's no defense against it, other than maybe standing up and moving away

Ampersand
Beau Bridges's Ritterface is really disrespectful

donnamartin
woah

donnamartin
that got last crusade real fast

besoin
welp, credibility established

dan
"the kid knew real heroes like Chuck would never take their medication, so he didn't either"

besoin
star crossed lovers

besoin
haha, the brother

Ampersand
*extremely me teaching*

donnamartin
oh duh, that paloneous guy

dan
Mr. Chill Weenie

besoin
pick a new play

dan
uh oh

besoin
a hard rock cafe shirt from his own city

donnamartin
that shirt says "hs were the best years of my life"

besoin
i mean, he seems to have severe asthma

donnamartin
yeah is he seeing anyone about this?

besoin
i hear bull

besoin
was bull in house 1 or house 2

besoin
i forget

besoin
house 1

dan
I know he was in Jingle All the Way

besoin
quite a career

Ampersand
i'm glad they were able to make the Deadwood movie

donnamartin
i'll huff, and i'll puff, and i'll....*grabs inhaler*

besoin
if the teacher knew every one of his fantasies involved her one of them would have to change schools

dan
Joe Pistolslow

donnamartin
zoinks

besoin
he's asleep when he has these fantasies?

Ampersand
ladyBUG

dan
that's a great zing

donnamartin
marvin milqtoast?

Ampersand
amazing faces

besoin
seems pretty dangerous

dan
"okay Barry, now let go, I'll catch you"

donnamartin
you jump i jump, right?

besoin
texonormative ideology

Ampersand
you jump i dump

Ampersand
"okay, great, bye"

besoin
he sure is confident all of a sudden

dan
"just you, me, and Chuck"

donnamartin
the rope burn makes one confident

besoin
i demand romantic affection!

Trebbers
He can really run now

Ampersand
great score

besoin
it's alan silvestri!

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
woof

besoin
i think he thinks he's still making it

donnamartin
is this a movie about overcoming asthma with willpower

dan
Dr. Hebrew?

besoin
he has the same problem as his friend eddie in it

donnamartin
hmmmm

besoin
this is what his niece meant by not behaving himself

Ampersand
this is upsetting

dan
oh boy

Ampersand
"sauce, cheese, pepperoni..."

donnamartin
is he rubbing his jizz on him?

besoin
donna!

dan
"and if anyone asks, I was never here"

donnamartin
oh, yes, i'm the weird one her

donnamartin
here*

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
The Jimmy Savile of karate teachers

donnamartin
aha

besoin
all of that martial arts stuff was just grooming

dan
Mr. Miyucky

donnamartin
aha

besoin
wax on, wax...ungh

donnamartin
oh it's montage time

besoin
the bayou

dan
this song shreds

Ampersand
agreed

donnamartin
respect the wood by murdering it

besoin
is that that maximum overdrive truck

dan
"not no more it don't"

besoin
little mac

donnamartin
this is some rocky 4 shit

donnamartin
but omg so much better, that scene

besoin
again with the health code violations

donnamartin
um, that hat

besoin
like an undegrad going to brunch

donnamartin
absinthe

besoin
time for some olive oil

besoin
that's a lot of 3.5" diskettes

besoin
must be installing leisure suit larry

dan
nothing like a heavy smelly mystery drink for the 15 year old kid who constantly is falling asleep and having strange visions

besoin
chillini

donnamartin
can minors sign releases?

Trebbers
nope

donnamartin
that....shoot myself an come on after you?

besoin
good old Texas A z M

donnamartin
he's a real ball buster

Ampersand
They Shoot Asthmatics Don't They?

dan
"mr lee, theres a lot of blood coming out of my ears"

Ampersand
those aren't pants

donnamartin
interesting foreplay

besoin
what on earth is going on with these two

donnamartin
leggings are pants, amp

besoin
want to...merge households?

Trebbers
At least everybody is getting laid in this crew

besoin
very sensitive, beau

donnamartin
oh come on

Ampersand
*touches boob*

dan
she's trying to get into Beau's britches

besoin
why does he have a goblin on his van

Ampersand
lol dan

besoin
oh, it's the flying dragon delivery van

besoin
he's seriously giving the same performance as in it

Trebbers
"I don't have a drink to cure a brain tumor"

dan
this music is absolutely slaying me every time it comes back in without warning

Ampersand
same

dan
I really hope when I find this soundtrack this song is like and 11 minute cut

Ampersand
it feels like it's a little different every time too

donnamartin
just loop it on spotify, dan

besoin
they're the redskins, eh?

donnamartin
they wear sailor uniforms for cheerleaders?

Ampersand
wow not cool

Trebbers
The Lamar! Redskins

besoin
they're really filling all the gaps with cultural insensitivity here

Trebbers
kill him barry

dan
30 minutes ago: "Hey, we're not chinks you racist." Now - "GO REDSKINS GO!"

besoin
the cheerleaders dress like sailor moon for some reason

besoin
he needs some dumplings to throw

besoin
look at bull's junk

Ampersand
Brandis looks like he's infected with ebola

dan
you mean the bullhorn besoin?

Trebbers
Man, I wasn't untill you said that

besoin
it was all i could see, treb

besoin
now she likes him?

Ampersand
you and me winnie ain't nothin but mammals

donnamartin
so she only ikes him b/c he can kick ass?

donnamartin
woah, he daydreamed a mullet

besoin
that hair

Trebbers
hte fuck

besoin
looks like a regional production of terminator sarah connor

Ampersand
more acid rain? inconceivable!

besoin
did joel schumacher direct this segment

donnamartin
she says not to rip her bucket hat

dan
they basically told this actress "No you won't just be playing a damsel in distress...you'll be playing 6 damsels in distress!"

besoin
when did his mullet get curly

besoin
what

Ampersand
yes

besoin
gif material

donnamartin
heath ledger must have taken cues from this

besoin
manhunter redux

Ampersand
i lovitz

dan
haha

Trebbers
"These toys will cost so many tickets at the arcade that no child could ever afford them!!!"

donnamartin
i need this outfit

besoin
the travis tritt

donnamartin
lol

besoin
i never did get to shoot an uzi

donnamartin
what is this miami vice hold music

dan
jeez

Ampersand
lol donna

besoin
it's not really interesting that all of his fantasies are self-glorifying

besoin
they really should interrupt them

donnamartin
did you htink this movie would be interesting?

besoin
oh, i've seen this many times

besoin
just deciding if they should medicate chuck norris out of him or not

dan
it's cool that the real life storyline is all about idolizing chuck's martial arts ability and physical skill but more than half the fantasies are just shooting stuff

donnamartin
this movie is also weirdly comedic

besoin
wait, what

Trebbers
wait,

dan
Dixie neon sign

besoin
the all valley championship

besoin
very nice shot, aaron norris

dan
what

dan
how is it clumsy

besoin
down at the old landfill

besoin
what a jerkoff

donnamartin
fuckin texas

Ampersand
The Kid Connection

Ampersand
sounds illegal

donnamartin
omg

besoin
how did the spotlight find him

Ampersand
also illegal

besoin
*undoes one of her 11 buttons*

besoin
ooh la la

Ampersand
drools

dan
*begins fondling beard*

besoin
"your...your son directed i am gabriel!"

dan
hah

Ampersand
"hi, Mary"

donnamartin
it does?

Trebbers
what

besoin
nice cameo, chuck

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
The Upchucks

Trebbers
aha

Ampersand
the women's condom

besoin
barry is definitely the weak link on the team

besoin
he's been doing karate for like three weeks

besoin
karate with a pearl earring

donnamartin
noreen chen, 15 years older than all other contestants

donnamartin
ah besoin

besoin
is she the only one who doesn't have to fight?

dan
Patton is gonna come out after this to give a speech and hand out the women's trophy

besoin
or is chuck norris going to be flitting around solo too?

besoin
she seems better

donnamartin
oh man, did he die?

besoin
the bikers shot him

donnamartin
wut

besoin
so the uncle is against the bully?

besoin
this isn't really resolving the conflict

donnamartin
seems fair

dan
"we have one more contestant for the breaking contest: current champion Fred Durst"

besoin
i think murray st is channeling beau's look in this movie

donnamartin
this movie is lousy with mullets

besoin
where's that cold steel guy

dan
I'd come out there with a paddleball and just go to town

besoin
♪♪♪

donnamartin
why's he fencing again

dan
Magic Mike XXL deleted scene

besoin
this movie seems to be saying fantasies are a substitute for effort and discipline

Ampersand
don't dream it. BE IT

besoin
what the bleep do i know

donnamartin
i just want to yell KUMATE

besoin
wait to be up that chubby guy, chuck

besoin
*beat up

dan
Goldeneye 64 sound effects

donnamartin
isn't chuck too pro to compete amateur?

besoin
i mean, that's a dq

besoin
ground and pound

besoin
way to beat up joe piscopo, chuck

donnamartin
oh i need this gif

Ampersand
lol

besoin
well this is cartoonish

donnamartin
hey can we discuss the guy with the american flag on him

besoin
pretty sure that's a code violation

besoin
convenient

besoin
why not just have joe piscopo beat the hell out of brandis

besoin
what'd he call him?

besoin
no one could do this until this 90 lb kid who practiced for three weeks came along

besoin
i guess he drank all that msg too

donnamartin
he looks like he's trying to seduce someone

besoin
welp

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
maybe get a fire exhtinguisher?

dan
gonna just assume the fire really softened up the bricks

Trebbers
"Wait, the ring is one fire!"

besoin
sounds like the intro to a sade song

donnamartin
Pure Moods

Trebbers
"Why are the pages stuck together?"
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This Sunday: roll 'um if you've got 'um
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Ampersand wrote:This Sunday: roll 'um if you've got 'um
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TONIGHT!
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2 hours until showtime!
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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:42 pm

i remember there being a lot of 'im a dwarf and dwarfs dont like elfs he he SNORT' in this movie

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Ampersand
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Ampersand
2

Ampersand
1

importantdentist
will i be able to follow this if i never played d&d

besoin
that was a little good morning vietnam humor, dan

dan
:)

dungeonsndonna
hope so, i never have

importantdentist
ah dangit

Trebbers
Production logo better than some of the CGI in the actual movie

shalabi
is this 4th edition rules?

laserblast
'this week on critical role'

dungeonsndonna
actually dentist if you haven't seen it, it'll protect our brains

importantdentist
oh is there a reason for the subs to be on

importantdentist
or is that just me

shalabi
me too

laserblast
yeah theyre hardcoded

importantdentist
oh ok

shalabi
great

besoin
no they're not

laserblast
wait

Ampersand
lol just turn um off

laserblast
they appear not to be but also on for all of us

importantdentist
oh dang you're right

besoin
sweetpea entertainment

sideshowraheem
Lord of the Harry Potter and Dragons

laserblast
how do so many of us have them on hot dang

besoin
myst and dungeons and dragons

dan
always a good sign when theres slowdown in the CGI

dungeonsndonna
what year was this?

Ampersand
hehe

dan
2000

shalabi
that was like the mortal kombat flyby

Trebbers
Seamless transition

dungeonsndonna
oh rough time for cgi

Ampersand
it's slowing down to let us take in the grandeur

dan
I think its like exactly 1 year before LOTR

Trebbers
ahahhaha

besoin
the gravitron from six flags

dungeonsndonna
well

sideshowraheem
yeah first LOTR was 2001

Trebbers
You fucking rock them steps Jeremy

besoin
uh oh, not getting their deposit back

laserblast
look, where in time _is_ carmen sandiego?

Ampersand
"so i made a thing"

dungeonsndonna
when i say rough time for cgi, i mean because we heavily abused it

dungeonsndonna
btwn 2000-and 2011

shalabi
there were quantum leaps in quality in those years

dungeonsndonna
this shit's dirtier than a york peppermint patty commercial

Ampersand
magical staffs get me hot

laserblast
no NOT THE KRAKEN

Bob511
Check, and check.

besoin
welp, movie's over

dungeonsndonna
i just figured out the title

shalabi
oh my god

sideshowraheem
lol donna

dungeonsndonna
what a don don

sideshowraheem
don donna

shalabi
was this in 3d?

Ampersand
dragon or lump of peanut butter? you decide

dungeonsndonna
this is gonna be painful

dungeonsndonna
this cgi, i eman

shalabi
it has that "let's jut things out at the audience" look to it

besoin
this bald guy snapped his gel pen while dreaming of his crush

dungeonsndonna
oh his lipstick, so fucking late 90s

Trebbers
J.Irons keeps meaning to say something about his assistant's Krokidil problem

dungeonsndonna
he listens to garbage, you can tell

besoin
he encourages it, treb

besoin
it gets wild in the dungeon

dungeonsndonna
was this in 3d?

Bob511
Joke's going to be on Jeremy when it turns out this dragon's just a mascot for a cheap mobile game.

sideshowraheem
you can't blame the technology for this, this like this looks like absolute shit compared to LOTR

sideshowraheem
or an N64 game for that matter

dungeonsndonna
oh who spilled ketchup

dungeonsndonna
that'll never come out

Trebbers
Twisted!

dungeonsndonna
there's a sassy black character in this *too*

besoin
finally, a justin whalin star vehicle

importantdentist
call osha

sideshowraheem
Cuyahoga?

laserblast
meanwhile, on the set of High School Musical

besoin
two moons -- this must be a fantasy film

dungeonsndonna
he practiced that

dan
Hagrid's weed stash?

sideshowraheem
this is about how Harry Potter is classist

dungeonsndonna
meanwhile in cloud atlas

sideshowraheem
"what if we did the Star Wars prequels politics but worse?"

besoin
look, we conquered this ballroom after we killed the beast and the teapot in 2049

dungeonsndonna
is that bald guy going to rainbow party later?

sideshowraheem
he's going to dissolve the Jedi council

laserblast
yeah raheem all i can think of is jar jar binks rn

besoin
AND PUT FORTH NEIL GORSUCH

importantdentist
this is a pretty politically progressive medieval land

dungeonsndonna
Costuming by Party City

dungeonsndonna
lol besoin

besoin
the hagia cgisofia

laserblast
shut the fuck up amidala

shalabi
that's padme

laserblast
lol

besoin
uh oh

Trebbers
what

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
a gramlin

sideshowraheem
oh shit Watta

sideshowraheem
watto

sideshowraheem
?

dan
that's what you get for not spraying for imps

dungeonsndonna
Magic School is v. generic

dungeonsndonna
doesn't seem credible

besoin
this is just more anti-castillian propaganda from the english

dan
love the skull couters on the right

Trebbers
Jeremy Irons has no shame

dan
there whole job is just to count the number of skulls they have

sideshowraheem
more like Jeremy Mana

besoin
did justin whalin ever not have this haircut

besoin
it'd be great if they ran into david schwimmer

dan
magic panty raid

sideshowraheem
Schwimmer would be key if Juice is this universe's version of mana

besoin
uh oh, the girl who knows too much

besoin
if i understood my film class, this will end with jeremy irons strangling her

dungeonsndonna
so this movie is considered canon, i assume

dungeonsndonna
why would you steal snails?

besoin
stuffed guinea pigs

besoin
very magical

dan
LOL

dungeonsndonna
i like that they went for slapstick comedy

shalabi
drink everytime he screams like that

dan
the Ghostbusters will pay a fortune to have that trap back

besoin
*groan*

sideshowraheem
sick burn

dungeonsndonna
can't they just slip out of this giant rope?

Ampersand
this is the set up for a Harry Potter porn parody

sideshowraheem
Harry Potter porn parody would have better production values

dan
so the mages have Sliders technology?

Trebbers
ahah what

besoin
they're both part of the whalin-mcconnell cinematic universe, dan

dungeonsndonna
oh a sensitively portrayed scot?

dungeonsndonna
oh they're gonna get plague

besoin
er, whailin-o'connell

Bob511
Wanted for Murder > : (

besoin
god, these establishing "shots"

besoin
truth or dare

dan
hey keep it down, or they'll lose count of the skulls back there

laserblast
uhhhh bro you forgot to say avada kedavra

Trebbers
Death by overacting

dungeonsndonna
lol

dan
"thanks for the flossing, it really cleared out the sinuses"

dungeonsndonna
oh this looks, um

Trebbers
Just telling him to deliver him the rod

dungeonsndonna
like a parody of a porn parody

besoin
this isn't referencing anything

Trebbers
Lets see if wolfman is a class

dungeonsndonna
oh they want this to be the cantina scene so much

importantdentist
i think the cantina band is playing a set tonight

besoin
they just grabbed those girls from the line at the local express

laserblast
damn the dwarf, save the empire

sideshowraheem
this movie is racist against dwarves

Bob511
Wait, that's not the saying.

importantdentist
it's literally the opposite of the saying

Bob511
He left a pretty important couple of words out.

Ampersand
dusted

laserblast
klaatu ... barata ... nikto ...

dan
now they're on a literal MapQuest

Bob511
"Here. Go play a couple rounds of Street Fighter."

laserblast
lol dan

sideshowraheem
they've been transported to a table where a bunch of nerds are making up this nonsense

importantdentist
that would be good

importantdentist
like a last action hero situation

besoin
paul giamatti really earned his oscar in this

dan
haha

dungeonsndonna
i'm appreciating these subtitles

dungeonsndonna
......

dungeonsndonna
the fresh prince of cantina

dan
Marlon about to wake up the next morning in a bathtub with his kidneys missing

besoin
that woman used to host stand up stand up or whatever

importantdentist
can you just start a bar fight by yelling "bar fight!"

sideshowraheem
in D&D you can

dungeonsndonna
if you have to ask dentist

importantdentist
i know that's protocol for food fights

sideshowraheem
he rolled an 8 in barfight so it was successful

laserblast
honestly an 8 wasn't great but he has a +6 dex modifier so.

laserblast
oh god i'm sorry.

importantdentist
don't worry i'm not following any of your jokes

sideshowraheem
I've only played D&D like 5 times and fell asleep 2 of them so I wasn't sure what a good number was

laserblast
lol

laserblast
also dentist that's how me and donna stay married so yr good man

dungeonsndonna
i have never played d&d, but this movie feels like it would be such a slap in the face

besoin
someone saw the fifth element

dungeonsndonna
aha

besoin
speaking of rubies

sideshowraheem
a movie kind of defeats the point of D&D

besoin
just give him some pinot

besoin
this movie fucking sucks

besoin
the easter bunny puppy was better

sideshowraheem
lets not say things we regret

besoin
the dwarf will kill this merlot guy

laserblast
this movie is honestly kind of great because every scene is some kind of ersatz star wars thing even though it's nominally d&d

sideshowraheem
didn't realize there were TNG aliens in D&D

dan
Half Klingon - Half pomegranate

dan
oh my

sideshowraheem
this guy having a british accent owns

dungeonsndonna
i don't honeslty

sideshowraheem
best decision of the movie so far

Bob511
Ah, marriage.

sideshowraheem
mages be shoppin

importantdentist
wimmin be shoppin

importantdentist
ah

besoin
was this actress ever seen again

Bob511
I think we're stuck with her at least until the end of the movie.

besoin
oh, she's on designated survivor

sideshowraheem
spoilers for this movie?

besoin
heh

dungeonsndonna
i thought you were saying she's A designated survivor

dungeonsndonna
Ducks v. Jocks

besoin
it's kind of sad to think justin whalin thought he was on his way up while making this

besoin
his career rolled a [appropriate d&d reference] with this movie

sideshowraheem
much like whaling he was banned by the international community

importantdentist
had they even invented spanking in the middle ages

sideshowraheem
Game of Thorns ripped this guy off

Bob511
I think Johnny Wier stole this guy's jewel's for his necklace tonight.

besoin
this girl in the background is killing me

Ampersand
"and don't dream it, be it"

dan
why is there hair all over the gate

sideshowraheem
use the dice!

Bob511
How is this not directed by Uwe Boll?

sideshowraheem
if it was Boll that floor knife would have ripped his dick off

dungeonsndonna
wow, just add a had, kid, why don't ya

laserblast
jesus christ dude do a perception check

dungeonsndonna
at least buy 'em dinner first

importantdentist
this seems like a pretty hard maze

importantdentist
like are there rules in d&d about making your dungeon too difficult

dan
no harder than American Ninja Warrior tbh

besoin
damn it, janet

sideshowraheem
he's gotta remember there is no J in the greek alphabet

sideshowraheem
or Latin

importantdentist
seems like maybe you should not do that

besoin
damn it, ianet

importantdentist
you'd think they'd make the flames target the tile he just stepped on

besoin
good thing there was a little cool down area on the other side of that door

dan
next room he needs to watch out for one of the temple guards hiding behind the wall

Bob511
Heh

sideshowraheem
woodsmokepunk

dungeonsndonna
oh ffs

besoin
definitely a hidden temple vibe here

importantdentist
get some sand in a bag

dungeonsndonna
this movie owes Indy royalties at this point

importantdentist
oh seriously that was it?

sideshowraheem
he smashed a thing

Bob511
The last chamber's trap broke, so they just said fuck it.

dungeonsndonna
bald battle

Ampersand
the guy behind O'Brien isn't an alien, he's just been holding his breath for a very long time

dan
Game of Domes

importantdentist
haha

dungeonsndonna
lol

shalabi
yes

dan
some Pacino slowly slipping in

sideshowraheem
they want to kill him because he has a full head of hair

dungeonsndonna
uh, you're burning a lot of that man

sideshowraheem
they don't care about the map

dungeonsndonna
that was half the map

besoin
she hasn't done any magic for a while

sideshowraheem
yeah she should set some shit on fire

dungeonsndonna
yeah, now seems like a good time

Ampersand
her stamina stats are too low

dungeonsndonna
womenz

sideshowraheem
Mages aren't like wizards they don't need a book to do spells

dungeonsndonna
so stupid

dungeonsndonna
hey what happened to Party City Scotsman

sideshowraheem
not to be problematic but that Dwarf is about the same height as those other dudes

dan
wait it's called Summerdale

Trebbers
could I get a time check?

dungeonsndonna
no, it's sumdall

besoin
it's the comedy central lady

Ampersand
listen, snails, before i have to slug ya

besoin
46:30

Trebbers
can I get 47

dungeonsndonna
holy shit that top

sideshowraheem
those elves are fucking loving some VR

besoin
47:00

sideshowraheem
47

besoin
i like how she's just wearing khakis with her breastplat

dungeonsndonna
formal name, Profion, IB

besoin
e

Trebbers
Thanks bros

sideshowraheem
she's breaking out her iphone

dungeonsndonna
she works at medieval state farm

shalabi
this movie is so complicated

Ampersand
Profion is definitely a medication that helps you live with an STD

besoin
yeah, god knows what's going on

Trebbers
Had to step away and this is puzzling

dungeonsndonna
manage your symptons with once daily Profion

sideshowraheem
the Jedi Council must overule the senate!

Ampersand
exactly, donna

dungeonsndonna
could also be for a heart issue

shalabi
is this about trade disputes?

sideshowraheem
it's so weird how this feels like a lazy ripoff of the LOTR movies despite coming out before them

dungeonsndonna
it feels like a blatant IJ ripoff

besoin
do some magic now?

sideshowraheem
"I see your mana is only at 20%!"

importantdentist
i don't think it feels like any of those

dungeonsndonna
this is getting gross fast

importantdentist
it feels like its own stupid thing that borrows liberally and poorly from all those things

sideshowraheem
well that's fair

besoin
what about dune

besoin
except it's blue lips

Trebbers
Whispering to not disturb the torture in the next room

dungeonsndonna
the blue lips they stole from a rave

sideshowraheem
it rips off Dune because they're all Zensunni, it's implied

dungeonsndonna
i suffer from poor circulation and this gig doesn't come with benefits

besoin
new york city club kid working for profion

sideshowraheem
holy shit

sideshowraheem
forgot about those guys

dan
what happens if you just take a scissor to those suckers

besoin
oh no, cardamom in the ears

shalabi
that's my fetish

besoin
these poor actors

dungeonsndonna
this feels....like a youporn category

shalabi
except consensual

Trebbers
*slurrrp*

sideshowraheem
This Ain't Dugeons and Dragons(weird ear worm scene)

importantdentist
these are horse sound effects from the first age of empires

dungeonsndonna
ewww older women

sideshowraheem
the comic relief in this is just beyond the pale

dungeonsndonna
this movie's breathtaking misogyny is remarkable

Ampersand
oh my

sideshowraheem
what the fuck

Bob511
Gotta get beholders in there.

dan
the Honeycombs mascot had better CGI animation than these beholders

dungeonsndonna
aha

Trebbers
how the fuck did they get the Madball rights

dungeonsndonna
for those of you who've played this.....is any of this true to D&D?

dungeonsndonna
other than snails, obviously

sideshowraheem
I mean there's swords in it

importantdentist
there have been some dungeons and at least one dragon

besoin
good opsec

sideshowraheem
rip that hookah bro

besoin
that was kind of original

dungeonsndonna
don't fight it, snails

dan
he needs a spoon for all that oatmeal

Trebbers
Humus budget was insane

Bob511
Advanced Double Dare

dan
aha bob

dungeonsndonna
yeah that kind of triggered me to my childhood

besoin
thanks, music

dungeonsndonna
quick, makeout

importantdentist
NOT SO FAST

dungeonsndonna
that table is from....1750

sideshowraheem
how did he get his breastplate back on so quick

Bob511
"Hey, boss director, is this a fakeout scene?" "I don't know, let's cross that bridge when we get there."

besoin
if marlon wayans doesn't die, i think taking him out of the oatmeal would constitute another mistake

shalabi
not a lot of dex-checks going on here

sideshowraheem
roll he must have rolled and 11 or 12 there

sideshowraheem
couldn't overcome this guys strength bonus

Bob511
Suddenly realizes he's in a matte painting.

besoin
aren't they constantly climbing walls and stuff

sideshowraheem
he's a regular The Joker

dungeonsndonna
wow, this is p violent

Bob511
I don't know, I feel like Marlon has earned this.

Ampersand
this death scene is moving at a snail's pace

besoin
it's actually kind of interesting which character they show getting smacked around the most

besoin
:\

sideshowraheem
he might have stood a chance if he'd had a Snail's mace

besoin
is she just wearing normal year 2000 clothes

dungeonsndonna
basically

shalabi
lol

dungeonsndonna
she's just works at Express

sideshowraheem
zap him with lightning or something you useless mage

dungeonsndonna
woah fuck

besoin
snaillllssssss

Bob511
Oh my god

importantdentist
oh wow

Trebbers
ahahha

dan
the snail's been impaled

Ampersand
party's over

besoin
ouch

importantdentist
what did he do?

sideshowraheem
I wish he didn't escargot

dungeonsndonna
that will leave a mark

besoin
heh

Ampersand
lol raheem

sideshowraheem
finally

sideshowraheem
where the fuck was that magic all along

importantdentist
also why do they need the scroll and also the dragon thing

dungeonsndonna
something about magic

dan
I think it starts a war

Trebbers
Marlon had that sack the whole time right

dan
or maybe ends it

Bob511
I always hoarded my ethers for the boss fights and then ended up with more than I needed, too.

laserblast
it's kinda hard with you not around. know you're in heaven smiling down.

besoin
he took it from blue lips's room

besoin
and now, belle shall dance with the beast

dungeonsndonna
it must take her forever to get dressed in the morning

importantdentist
this line reading is like when my brothers and i made our own movies in middle school

shalabi
why do these places keep electing children

besoin
it's horrible

sideshowraheem
they've called an emergency session because they cannot spare another Wayans brother

dan
she got her tiara at the light fixture department of Home Depot

sideshowraheem
wow this is some pre-9/11 thinking

sideshowraheem
oh maybe not

Trebbers
I don't know if I could ever not stare at the forehead chandelier if I was her

besoin
*lock her up chant begins*

sideshowraheem
they're going to put Jeremy in Irons

Ampersand
ampress

laserblast
hell yeah bernie would of won

besoin
empress enunciata

sideshowraheem
Senator Binks, lets go

dungeonsndonna
*septor drop*

dungeonsndonna
next time on The Pope

Trebbers
*cuts to Statler and Waldorf*

besoin
now the lock her up chant

laserblast
its sick that the Izmer council are all dressed to do Stonehenge tomorrow

dungeonsndonna
lol treb

sideshowraheem
oh shit the borg

dan
thankfully its about 1% harder to do that in the real world

dungeonsndonna
i cannot with that breastplate

besoin
it's a tree mon

Trebbers
aha

sideshowraheem
this is the fattest elf I ever saw

sideshowraheem
or the jowliest at least

importantdentist
did they bring marlon too

dungeonsndonna
wait, can't they fix marlon, then?

Ampersand
is that Tom Baker

Trebbers
yes

dan
cleared his pores too, nice

sideshowraheem
Who? The Doctor?

Bob511
He tried to stiff her on the quality of the wine.

besoin
neither do mages, that i've seen

Bob511
Elves hold grudges.

importantdentist
to bring marlon back they would have needed to use black magic

Trebbers
"We were born in magic"

sideshowraheem
with the force

dan
was she always wearing that um...breastplate?

besoin
yes

dungeonsndonna
i don't mean to be that person, but this movie does not make sense

dan
how did I not notice

sideshowraheem
Madonna ass breastplate

Ampersand
batman-esque

besoin
we made reference to it several times even

dungeonsndonna
i have no idea dan,it's been driving me nuts

besoin
what on earth is the point of the dwarf

dungeonsndonna
it looks like elven barbie

Bob511
Waiting for his table at Blue Bayou

shalabi
was that a tapestry?

dungeonsndonna
to be an offensive caricature

dungeonsndonna
oh this got high school romeo and juliet fast

laserblast
'oh, i'm sure you cavi-are'

dan
"he had no idea there was salt on the ground"

Bob511
"He got out of this movie that much sooner."

Ampersand
notallmages

sideshowraheem
I'm Chaotic Neutral!

sideshowraheem
She's Lawful Good!

besoin
these performances, woof

dungeonsndonna
this is straight up high school spring play

Bob511
"However, she still feels rich empresses should get to rule."

laserblast
'she's changing the system, piece by piece, with gifts of 27 gold pieces at a time'

dungeonsndonna
but now, seeing your but in those haggars

dungeonsndonna
Ridley, believe it or not, we're not all evil

besoin
i love that they thought these background noises were integral to the film

Bob511
Ha

sideshowraheem
this feels extremely unearned

dungeonsndonna
so we killed the black character and he won over the stuck up princess

besoin
okay, heterosexual couple formed, roll credits

dan
so all poor people in this country need to do is start jumping off of swinging blades and we'll have socialism?

dungeonsndonna
that breast plate is making me uncomfortable

shalabi
think how she feels

besoin
whoa

Trebbers
ahah

importantdentist
wait

shalabi
uh

sideshowraheem
well thoes german subtitles sure helped

Trebbers
Now I'll never understand this film

besoin
cool new outfit for the mage

dungeonsndonna
oh good she found a new outfit at forever 21

sideshowraheem
it's a Jello dinner

besoin
i'm getting anthropologie

dungeonsndonna
lol, fair

importantdentist
has the elf done literally anything

Bob511
"I've never seen Goo this strong."

dungeonsndonna
it's also probably $96 for that vest

besoin
i somehow make an anthropologie comment for every movie

dungeonsndonna
dentist, the elf has served to provide sterotypes

importantdentist
actually yeah has the dwarf done anything either

besoin
nope

importantdentist
other than start the bar fight and obv the stereotypes

sideshowraheem
the dwarft started a food fight

sideshowraheem
ah well

dungeonsndonna
oh no that dwarf has also provided stereotype relief

besoin
he also helped me make several paul giamatti in sideways jokes that didn't land

besoin
one eyed willie's rich stuff

Ampersand
*eats a William Blake painting*

sideshowraheem
Paul Giamatti in Lady in the Water jokes would have gotten more traction with this crowd

besoin
judging by the big seam running down that dragon, i was pretty sure it was going to open

dungeonsndonna
i would enjoying seeing a D&D collection at anthropologie

dungeonsndonna
take only what you neeeeed

besoin
where's fairuza balk

importantdentist
is this one of those things where everything is booby trapped

sideshowraheem
where's the 1000 year old knight?

Bob511
Snails loved chocolate.

importantdentist
and only the pure and non-greedy can escape alive

dungeonsndonna
Party City really upped their game

dan
"HELLO BOILS AND GHOULS, HEE HEE HEE"

besoin
heh

importantdentist
how can he see

sideshowraheem
man this campaign sucks shit

Trebbers
"The Rod of Seville gets no respect. Nooooo respect"

dungeonsndonna
I think this is what got Legends of the Hidden Temple cancelled

sideshowraheem
my... PRECIOUS

dungeonsndonna
the last season got dark

dan
I'll give the skeleton puppeteer a million times more credit than the CGI department

dungeonsndonna
yah

dungeonsndonna
oh i just got the title

dungeonsndonna
glad they cleared that up

sideshowraheem
oh yeah what happened to that dragon

sideshowraheem
wait what

dan
turned to ketchup

besoin
what!

dan
but I guess it had a bunch of kids first

Ampersand
d-war up in here

dungeonsndonna
wait what?

besoin
what is this!

dan
lol amp

shalabi
finally some epic shit

dungeonsndonna
an excusive for a cgi budgeT?

dungeonsndonna
is he drunk?

Ampersand
i am

dungeonsndonna
i'm sobering up at a bad time

shalabi
GoT ripped this off

dan
this would probably make like 300 million in China if it was released nowadays

dungeonsndonna
fuck

Bob511
I guess they could just aim for any part of them, really.

besoin
what on earth

Trebbers
Things have gone wrong if you are reading the line "you fools!"

laserblast
... come to butthead

sideshowraheem
so what does the rest of any of this have to do with anything if it's just a war between those guys

dungeonsndonna
how many buckles does this guy have

shalabi
how much longer is this

shalabi
i can't move

sideshowraheem
13 minutes

besoin
should be about 20 mins

shalabi
oy

sideshowraheem
sorry 23

sideshowraheem
me math bad

Trebbers
That lunchpail will only hold a hoagie

shalabi
it keeps going up

dungeonsndonna
raheem

Ampersand
is this another outfit change for Hermageoine?

dan
to it's credit, this is still only like 1/3 the length of one of those Hobbit movies

sideshowraheem
Willy?

dungeonsndonna
omg that breast plate

sideshowraheem
that was almost the imperial march

dungeonsndonna
you fool

besoin
finally

dungeonsndonna
the elf just stabbed them in the junk at the same time

dan
see, they're all doing things

Bob511
Good thing they waited until after he gave up the rod.

dan
bad time to use town portal

sideshowraheem
spare the rod, spoil the dragon

shalabi
i guess he's stuck in there?

Ampersand
my precious

besoin
ooh, consonance

sideshowraheem
he's gonna Vader his ass

dungeonsndonna
i'm just gonna start asking people that

besoin
"now what about my head"

besoin
shitflix canon

shalabi
here come the brain bubbles

dungeonsndonna
what

importantdentist
oh wow she's riding a dragon

dungeonsndonna
she is riding a dragon

besoin
fire

dan
holy shit

Trebbers
ahahahh

shalabi
now this is pod racing!!!

importantdentist
hahaha

sideshowraheem
ahaha shalabi

dan
this is a year after American Beauty

dungeonsndonna
how is this a noble war?

importantdentist
and phantom menace

sideshowraheem
a thief isn't going to take a warrior in single combat

dan
I will say that these actors do seem to be occuying actual space moreso than the ones in Attack of the Clones

sideshowraheem
man I saw Revenge of the Sith on tv during the holidays, it really looks like a piece of shit

dungeonsndonna
the people are gonna revolt when the empress raises taxes to pay for these repairs

sideshowraheem
then the next movie is about the taxation of trade routes

Ampersand
*kisses cheek*

dungeonsndonna
again with the uncomfortable gifs

importantdentist
aw and it was his brain parasite's last day before retirement

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
ah

dungeonsndonna
this is some nic cage accenting

besoin
jeremy is really leaning into this

importantdentist
yeah jesus

Trebbers
gif

Bob511
Ma' Destiny

dan
the New Coke of destinies

shalabi
maybe don't hit the staff?

besoin
how does jeremy irons even know who he is

dan
how has not one of these dragons hit this place

laserblast
was that a talented mr ripley joke

Bob511
Was...that a Talented Mr. Ripley pun?

Trebbers
yes?

laserblast
by god

shalabi
useless fucking dwarf

sideshowraheem
she's certainly ripply

importantdentist
haha

besoin
ooh, it's the red ones

sideshowraheem
those dragons have jacked arms

Bob511
Air brakes

dungeonsndonna
i need gifs of irons laughing

sideshowraheem
he made a big mistake, he alos needed, woods and grains and stones

Trebbers
what

dan
so if its a magic staff why does it need all the pointy parts?

Bob511
"An actor...with a successful career!"

dungeonsndonna
parents who do evil, have kids who do evil

Trebbers
ahaha Bob

sideshowraheem
this is so nonsensical

besoin
is he literally scar now

importantdentist
another gif

Trebbers
Oh no

Bob511
What

dungeonsndonna
this costume is...

Ampersand
boned again

importantdentist
do something people

laserblast
honestly this guy sucks at necromancy

dan
does anyone have the subtitles on for this gibberish

dungeonsndonna
omg

importantdentist
the hindi audio track may provide some answers

dungeonsndonna
they stole from jurassic park

Ampersand
ahahahahahahahahahaha

besoin
the dragon coulda done that ages ago

Bob511
Spyro, no!

dungeonsndonna
omg

dungeonsndonna
how to tame your dragon

dan
that dragon just took an iron supplement

laserblast
wow they really took a bite outta crime

sideshowraheem
Deep Red Sky

dungeonsndonna
dan

importantdentist
how effective is that weird ass chain mail gonna be really

sideshowraheem
lol dan

besoin
and she thanks the dwarf

Trebbers
Pretty effective if you need something from a vending machine

dungeonsndonna
thora birch's costume makes me really uncomfortable

besoin
what are the dragons doing now

dungeonsndonna
i need a gif of irons being eaten by a dragon

dan
why are things still exploding?

Ampersand
making baby dragons

dungeonsndonna
wait is this snails grave

besoin
oh jesus

Trebbers
ahahhaha

sideshowraheem
Snails is Jewish?

besoin
the elf's khakis kill me

dungeonsndonna
why is he dressed like a disaffected biker

importantdentist
pretty sad

dan
"they're cheering because you're dead"

dungeonsndonna
rebel without a clue

sideshowraheem
the fuckin leather jacket is killing me

dungeonsndonna
omg this grave

laserblast
they're leaving him some snails mail

dan
he's like an inch away from being Johnny Depp in Crybaby

besoin
they had that guy from the beach make the grave

dungeonsndonna
he knows he wasn't burying a pet snail, right?

sideshowraheem
"this ruby, I could have saved more of them"

sideshowraheem
"and this watch"

Ampersand
"i brought you this crystal buttplug"

importantdentist
oh noooooooo

importantdentist
please god

laserblast
(bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone)

dungeonsndonna
oh no the grave will topple

dungeonsndonna
wahhhahahahahahahahahahat

Bob511
Jason Voorhees rises from the grave.

dungeonsndonna
nooooooooo

Trebbers
Replaced by "Your career"

Trebbers
on the rock

besoin
sean wayans appears

importantdentist
that stone has a really specific magic to it

dan
he's been reincarnated as a rock, great joob

sideshowraheem
honestly the 1/4 of a D&D campaign I played would have made a more compelling movie than this

importantdentist
it erases etchings on other rocks

Ampersand
damn, used up the rejuvenation spell on the stone

dungeonsndonna
i would watch a buddy comedy with this guy and marlon as a talking rock

importantdentist
i wouldn't

besoin
if you keep a close eye on justin whalin's hair in this movie, like i have, you'll go mad

importantdentist
oh they're all dying now too

dan
what the hell

dungeonsndonna
dentist you watched thismovie

laserblast
is this just the ending to kingdom hearts

dan
what just happened

importantdentist
wait

sideshowraheem
cut to 5 sweaty nerds at a table

besoin
what the fuck

Ampersand
that was enigmatic

dungeonsndonna
wow courtney solomon, all in

besoin
kia jam

laserblast
lol i was half convinced this was going to cut to 5 nerds at a table ngl

dungeonsndonna
joel silver?

dan
Joel fuckin Silver man

shalabi
Joel Silver, of course

besoin
this is the best the music has been

Trebbers
Has the feel of something made to keep the rights

dungeonsndonna
i want to know who's responsible for the special effects

sideshowraheem
no self respecting dork would play a campaign that lame

besoin
barbara, you suck

laserblast
justin whalin' on my eyeballs for this whole fuckin movie am i right

besoin
jesus, a movie where just whalin gets top billing

dungeonsndonna
someone call the wahlimbulance

besoin
now i've seen it all

sideshowraheem
this movie rolled a 1

importantdentist
didn't we already get a "with"

dan
this movie rolled off the table and down a storm drain
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:55 am

This Thursday, in celebration of love...

Holy Matrimony is a 1994 comedy film directed by Leonard Nimoy and starring Patricia Arquette and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in his feature film debut. The film tells the story of a beautiful thief, hiding in a small, isolated religious community, who marries a young boy in order to retrieve a hidden fortune. It was the final feature film directed by Nimoy.
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:56 am

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Postby donna martin » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:00 am

woody allen reportedly hated this movie, said it was totally unrealistic.
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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:32 pm

Oh I cannot wait to find ways to use that last one.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:02 pm

Tonight at 2000 EST: we child wed with Leonard Nimoy's HOLY MATRIMONY
Check the HPN db or PM me for the movie file!


fyi: you will need to download this one. we'll be switching back to downloads on both Thursdays and Sundays for at least the rest of February.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:11 pm

Ampersand wrote:Tonight at 2000 EST: we child wed with Leonard Nimoy's HOLY MATRIMONY
Check the HPN db or PM me for the movie file!


fyi: you will need to download this one. we'll be switching back to downloads on both Thursdays and Sundays for at least the rest of February.
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