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Postby Ampersand » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:51 am

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donnamartin
that's promising

lhs
he goes on a vacation to mars

besoin
i think he uses it to prove his innocence iirc

dan
VR Dennis Miller standup set

Trebbers
the rendering on the brick wall is insane

Ampersand
just so you know

Ampersand
this is Official Hard Easy

donnamartin
vera famiga?

Ampersand
no counterfeits here

besoin
disclosure is a michal crichton joint, if that wasn't clear

besoin
*michael

importantdentist
i wasn't sure this was the right one because supposedly it's from 2006 but this looks at least ten years earlier

Trebbers
Man, this cast

besoin
there has to be a story behind this being made

sideshowraheem
Nick should have been singing the tunes

kayke
I normally like my eggs sunny side up... but I'll try hard easy

Ampersand
AND WITH

Ampersand
damn he got both

besoin
some bad mob debt or something

Ampersand
gg Nick

donnamartin
why's it gotta be fast *boys* huh

sideshowraheem
AND WITH INTRODUCING SPECIAL GUEST STAR

dan
featuring and with a special appearance by introducing Nick Lachey

sideshowraheem
lol dan

donnamartin
impressive hard cut

besoin
pride of san antonio henry thomas

Bob511
"OK, everyone, put on your masks before appearing in this movie."

dan
heh

besoin
maybe it's a dj skimask situation, and we won't see them again

importantdentist
does this bank just have diamonds in it

Bob511
Oh, damn, did they double-book their heist?

sideshowraheem
oh shit this is a rich mine

besoin
oh no, it's the robber robbers

kayke
oh this must be embarrassing

importantdentist
AH

donnamartin
aha

importantdentist
this rules

Trebbers
"You and your friends are dead!"

dan
*bus full of senior citizen robbers shows up*

donnamartin
at elast they didn't wear the same outfit

sideshowraheem
this is some seriously high concept shit

besoin
it's like if the chive produced ocean's 11

Animefilm
Did I miss much?

sideshowraheem
just a flash forward

Ampersand
or just a regular Guy Ritchie movie

donnamartin
they think they're making lock stock

besoin
two bank robber gangs tried to rob a bank at the same time

besoin
now we're flashing back to see how it came about

donnamartin
what?

donnamartin
what is angel doing in thise

Trebbers
The fonts

Ampersand
he's a fallen angel in this one

besoin
come on nick

besoin
don't let us down

importantdentist
THAT SUIT

besoin
talking lacheys

donnamartin
it's very 2003

Ampersand
David Byrne weeps

importantdentist
was that a printer dialogue

Bob511
They seem pretty upset over a jammed printer.

dan
that's how they print all of their stocks

besoin
nick lachey's character will die in a suit elevator door accident

dan
now they have nothing

Ampersand
why's he wearing Mr. Lachey's suit

donnamartin
TPS reports wil get you every time

importantdentist
now we're talkin

besoin
san mateo!

besoin
palo alto!

Bob511
Did Busey ever take over Moe's like Woods took over the Kwik-E-Mart?

importantdentist
is this before or after gary's life altering accident

Trebbers
Is there any economic model to this brand of DTV trash beyond conning investors/'producers' of 44

Trebbers
His accident was birth

Trebbers
44 = $$

importantdentist
is this what businessmen actually talk like

Bob511
I don't think that's how you play basketball, Peter.

Trebbers
Roiler Boom

donnamartin
always a good idea to lay out the crime in detail

besoin
is that bam margera

lhs
are both those guys nich lachey

importantdentist
LA baybee!

dan
Weller looks like Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld now

Trebbers
man

Bob511
Very polite loan sharks, to leave notes.

Trebbers
ahah

importantdentist
the guy outside his room was the loan shark, he just fell asleep waiting for him

besoin
this is tony b's mom from the sopranos i think

Bob511
I feel like Tahoe organized crime would be familiar with all the used-car-delearship owners in town.

Ampersand
i didn't know Bruce Vilanche did characters

Bob511
"I just sold used houses."

donnamartin
i didn't realize the mob did debt counseling

Ampersand
fackin favors ain't free

besoin
henry thomas saw the departed on amc: the movie

Bob511
Marriage counseling as well, apparently.

kayke
I zoned out... kittie litter?

besoin
"that house is worth $2.5M tops"

donnamartin
threatening to kill his ex

kayke
with cat poo?

besoin
did she break the fourth wall

dan
Aint I a stinker!

Ampersand
fourth joint

Bob511
Aha

besoin
i can't tell if it was purposeful or bad technique

donnamartin
it's a metaphor

importantdentist
worse than catwoman

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
just take some short jumpers dude

besoin
angel!

donnamartin
dentist let's not say things we can't take back

Trebbers
Take him to the hole Robocop

Ampersand
were his tips frosted before?

importantdentist
all about the fundamentals

besoin
bleached in the sun

sideshowraheem
"l'argent"

lhs
l'argent

besoin
l'argent

Ampersand
yeah what did happen to the shirt thing

Trebbers
what

donnamartin
how good it tastes?

dan
maybe he meant Blow-Pop

lhs
skins vs forehead sunglasses

besoin
i'm lost

Ampersand
i feel like generally you know meaning first then the etymology

Trebbers
How many times is 'gonad' is in this script

donnamartin
oh he cracked the code!

besoin
"insurmountable attention" (?)

importantdentist
some all-time lines here

Ampersand
the first script written with predictive text

Trebbers
ahah

Bob511
"I got a producer on the hook, but we're going to need Busey, Dern, and Farmiga."

lhs
the top of his head looks like when people put sunglasses on a dog's butt

lhs
so the tail is the nose

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
sound editing top notch

Trebbers
ah

sideshowraheem
I haven't seen an old dude drop 2s like this since that video of bernie sanders

Trebbers
Thought the movie was over with that cut

besoin
now try touching fingers with ET

Ampersand
he's a Werepurplepeopleeater

lhs
the cash fairy lives in the money tree

Trebbers
what

besoin
did martin mcidunno write this

besoin
(here til tuesday)

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
cocaine?

besoin
doctor proof bottle

Trebbers
ah

besoin
lightly decorated in the marines, eh?

sideshowraheem
"hell"

Ampersand
ah, stealing valor i see

lhs
the purplest nurple

donnamartin
foreplay

kayke
oh wow, I think he wants to remember what a blow job tastes like

besoin
heh

lhs
thank you for playing brian eno

besoin
music for quiznos

Ampersand
"and out of your butt"

donnamartin
can't believe he's gonna pass up that sure thing

dan
doing everything in her power not to look at him

Ampersand
omg

besoin
wait, what

Bob511
"His name is Tommy, and he's putting together this movie..."

dan
underground clown fights, the money is huge

Trebbers
ah

importantdentist
STOP

dan
Busey Driver

Ampersand
heh

Trebbers
"Just never forget he's an agent of chaos"

donnamartin
aha dan

dan
haha

importantdentist
this was before dark knight, mind

Trebbers
Bruce Durn as old joker would be good

importantdentist
"yes, couldn't you see my flashbacks??"

donnamartin
they got the matching suit sets at kohls

besoin
what

sideshowraheem
I know those words but that sentence made no sense

besoin
this is pre 2008 so they don't know the sec won't prosecute anyone for anything ever

Trebbers
da-deeee

importantdentist
why is he talking like that

donnamartin
i'm a fan of whatever acting method he's channeling

Trebbers
It's like he doesn't know how to pronounce English words anymore

dan
speaking of Dark Knight, Lachey looking real Aaron Eckhart-y in this

donnamartin
i love this acting

Trebbers
what in the world

lhs
nick lachey 1 and nick lachey 2

importantdentist
yeah weller in this is an all-timer

sideshowraheem
he's going hard in the paint

besoin
why can i see through weller's jacket

Ampersand
grab the horse by the gonads

sideshowraheem
oh yeah there's some bad greenscreen or some shit going on

Trebbers
Developed an obsession w/clanking balls on the Robocop shoot

besoin
so much brown

Bob511
Stalked By My (Woman?!?) Doctor

Trebbers
Would never trust a doctor driving that car

besoin
this is certainly not tahoe

donnamartin
this is set in tahoe?

besoin
this part is

donnamartin
sue

donnamartin
sure*

besoin
the robbery they're building up to, and the trader guys, are in LA

sideshowraheem
he's not a Steve Miller Band fan

besoin
i'm gonna guess they're in griffith park

dan
dammit raheem

Ampersand
they called me President Deals

donnamartin
He must of not read the Art of the Deal

Bob511
Noshing on cookie dough straight out of the tube.

Trebbers
ahahhahahha

importantdentist
terry bradshaw

besoin
what's up with his walls

lhs
brown runner

Trebbers
Just want every scene to end with someone hurriedly starting to tie off

besoin
why on earth would she be interested in him

sideshowraheem
haha treb

lhs
because he's the male lead

besoin
i guess it's hard to resist the flow of the score

dan
if you ever need to calibrate the brown levels on your TV look no further

sideshowraheem
the only people she interacts with are weirdos sent to her by Busey, she's probably not lying that this guy is on the high end

Bob511
He didn't even offer her some Tabasco with her water?

importantdentist
is this music digetic

Ampersand
they call it mood music

besoin
his nokia is ringing somewhere

Trebbers
Is this an apartment or a hotel

Trebbers
The mood is suicidal

Ampersand
lol besoin

sideshowraheem
"look do you mind if I turn up this porn funk?"

Bob511
I can only assume he ordered an adult movie from the motel and then forgot to turn it off.

sideshowraheem
"black|

donnamartin
well, she just found herself Mr. Right Now

donnamartin
omg

Trebbers
ahaha

donnamartin
what

donnamartin
no

Trebbers
MAKES ME WANNA YELL

Ampersand
true

besoin
vera farmiga lost a hell of a bet

Bob511
Oh, she's a vampire.

Bob511
Makes sense now.

sideshowraheem
she bet the farmiga

besoin
haha

dan
haha

Trebbers
The irony is that these actors owe money to the mob

donnamartin
this has gotta be the most unrealistic scene we've ever watched

besoin
i really do wonder, treb

lhs
the wallpaper and this aspect ratio are making this even more nauseating than i thought possible

importantdentist
ow

Trebbers
Love the cuts to the body double

Ampersand
snap

donnamartin
i wonder if men wrote those scenes

dan
45 seconds later

Bob511
Heh

besoin
he seems to be in east germany

sideshowraheem
she read that line like tommy wiseau

sideshowraheem
oh shit what if they guy they rob is named Peter

sideshowraheem
to pay Paul

importantdentist
we got it

sideshowraheem
sorry

importantdentist
is there a reason they're shooting her end that way

Trebbers
The guys are in the room with her?

importantdentist
are we not supposed to know who she is

Bob511
Terms of her contract?

lhs
witness protection

sideshowraheem
the twist is she's actually Bruce Dern

importantdentist
could they only get two women to appear in this and they're reusing one of them

besoin
she only owed the mob a little bit, so they let her hide her face

importantdentist
that's my homepage

donnamartin
very sex and the city

Bob511
Haha

Trebbers
"It was 42 inches!"

donnamartin
she took the big screen! right in the balls

sideshowraheem
more healthy attitudes towards women

donnamartin
i like that this movie builds up this stories like i should care

donnamartin
it's a secret women's empowerment movie raheem

donnamartin
it's just subtle

importantdentist
gary busey provided his own wardrobe

Bob511
Wait, did he just get out, or in?

besoin
vig means interest, doesn't it?

donnamartin
wasn't he telling him he had to say yes?

besoin
never heard it used to mean cut

besoin
and that man was albert einstein

besoin
more brown

Trebbers
Was 2006 a brown time and I just forgot about it

importantdentist
mid 2000s were actually pretty brown yeah

sideshowraheem
pre-financial crisis everyone was just flush with cash and buying brown shit

importantdentist
iirc

donnamartin
it went against the blue filter crisis

besoin
honestly

besoin
this is too much

dan
the brown bubble

sideshowraheem
holy shit

importantdentist
baby driver

sideshowraheem
this guy is coated in brown head to toe

donnamartin
people talk about committing crime pretty openly

donnamartin
are they in a D/s?

lhs
folded at 16

importantdentist
short day

sideshowraheem
I enjoy these utterly pointless time stamps

Bob511
Is that a Lifetime movie, lhs?

Trebbers
hshsh

dan
I don't even remember how many days we initially flashed back...4?

sideshowraheem
4 yeah

importantdentist
why do thry always match

besoin
i hope emily deschanel clowns on angel about this

lhs
i think it's a tyler durden situation

sideshowraheem
I wonder how many bones he got paid for this movie

importantdentist
lol

Bob511
It is?

lhs
craigslist?

dan
Weller would make a really solid Ed Harris replacement

besoin
overstock.com

besoin
it's ups

besoin
(more brown)

lhs
heh

lhs
"i was expecting a man on the outside"

besoin
todd is waiting to get back to his life as a member of everclear

Bob511
Did they just transcribe film pre-production in lieu of a screenplay?

sideshowraheem
seems kinda like it is his business

sideshowraheem
"here's a gun, shoot someone who gives a damn"

Bob511
I assume she's there to pay off all the sexual harassment suits by her patients?

donnamartin
a lotta words, he could just shoot

besoin
what a premise

sideshowraheem
4 year run time on a diamond shipment?

Bob511
Ah, the pre-spawn point.

Trebbers
"Don't do it Bones!"

sideshowraheem
the Cool Cat guy is out on the gun range teaching them self defense

dan
:)

Ampersand
yess

besoin
i hope stephen is the only person who survives all of this

dan
"and then shoot my hand off"

Trebbers
Oh no Stephen about to die

besoin
gonad -- take a shot

donnamartin
it's federal pound me in the ass prison guys

Bob511
"Aw, thanks, Ed."

Trebbers
"We're going to Club Gonad!"

lhs
office employee stock photo blue team vs down-and-out hardboiled detective brown suit team

besoin
oof

besoin
joy boy

sideshowraheem
Senator Barack McCain's son

besoin
nice job, angel

Trebbers
ahahh

Trebbers
what a fade out

besoin
jacks

donnamartin
is this brown filter or the car?

besoin
the brownness is insane

sideshowraheem
he's going to learn the valuable lesson that armed robbery isn't just a DUDE THING

besoin
surprised they didn't give vera farmiga brown contacts

donnamartin
this guy's a tool

Ampersand
oooooo boy

Trebbers
ahah

importantdentist
ah

Ampersand
alaoaoalala

donnamartin
hmm i'm sure no one will notice a senator's kid going missing

Trebbers
"It was interesting, let's film a take now"

sideshowraheem
thankfully no one who ever went to an Ivy League school has never led to the deaths of anyone

Bob511
Ed is going to have a bunch of resumes to go through come Monday.

donnamartin
easy, thelma

donnamartin
we need to talk about Angel's hair

dan
the pasta?

donnamartin
lol

donnamartin
i guess he's never gonna change outta that suit

besoin
she looks like an orthodox jewish wife suddenly

importantdentist
do a lot of stockbrokers work in LA

besoin
they have to wake up really early, ID

besoin
amazed the towel isn't brown

sideshowraheem
that was some bananas editing

lhs
really putting the turd in saturday

besoin
market's open!

dan
I hope the next day of the week spins around as it comes into screen

sideshowraheem
the brokers aren't wearing enough brown, I think we know who is gonna win

donnamartin
i'm going to have a seizure

donnamartin
hey if vera used to work at the bank

donnamartin
er, jewelry store

donnamartin
won't they recognize her?

besoin
i would love to know if vera made this or the departed first

besoin
i'm pulling for brown team

sideshowraheem
this was apparently released earlier in the year, but I assume Departed had more post production

dan
holy shit!

sideshowraheem
I bet she wass thinking "I can't believe I'm making this movie about morally ambiguous criminals with a classic director that will win an oscar, and also The Departed"

Trebbers
aah

besoin
heh

Ampersand
womp womp womp

besoin
whoa, not the fast boys guy

dan
*guard calling in over radio* "We've got a man brown! Man brown!"

Trebbers
haha

donnamartin
jewelry store employees always that armed?

besoin
the doctor is doing this for her student loans

Bob511
Man

Trebbers
ahaha

Ampersand
lol

dan
unreal

donnamartin
Vin Diesel did it better

besoin
easy rider vs robocop

Trebbers
How big is this fucking store

Ampersand
i think you mean hard easy rider

Trebbers
Here comes a motive

Bob511
The bottle of windex behind the case was a nice touch.

besoin
poor todd

sideshowraheem
this scene is trying to be Tarantino but everyone is Mr. Brown

Trebbers
ha

besoin
we have the building surrounded with the one police cruiser this production could afford

besoin
that's just b roll of a police car and a guy on a bullhorn

besoin
it's a fugazi, brown team

sideshowraheem
ahaha

Trebbers
yessssss

Bob511
Later that night

donnamartin
aha shot by a woman

lhs
plop

donnamartin
did vera kill her dad?

sideshowraheem
it was a feminist movie after all

Ampersand
right in the gonads

Trebbers
ha

dan
should have done the "na-na-na-na-na" noises before shooting him

besoin
this movie wouldn't even pass as a decent grand theft auto mission

besoin
is anyone in the car a doctor

sideshowraheem
that guy was pretty mean and I think you took one in the spleen gene

Bob511
Of course they ditch it for a brown car.

sideshowraheem
get out of one brown car and into another

besoin
is this like m. night shyamalan's use of color

besoin
did he ghost direct

besoin
she's really shaking

lhs
the hands of a doctor

Bob511
Vera's been watching a lot of Loaded Weapon 1

sideshowraheem
this is like Inside Man

dan
yeah...the colon specifically

lhs
heh

besoin
yes, let's see all this again

Bob511
"The cops will never think to look out back."

sideshowraheem
a murder rap, isn't that all rap?!?!

besoin
until my blood is brown

lhs
the salton sea is more of a tan region than brown

lhs
god's gun holster

besoin
her boot cut jeans

lhs
her buttcrack

donnamartin
they're making me reconsider all of 2006

Bob511
"He's practically as dry as the rest of this already."

besoin
yes

dan
crack kills

besoin
please kill angel

Ampersand
lol

lhs
they're gonna make him sleep with the tilapias

besoin
"and i've been wearing this suit for 8 days"

donnamartin
someone put angel out of his misery

sideshowraheem
when they find Busey's will the only stipulation is "Bury me in my best brown suit"

Trebbers
ha

Ampersand
all brown now

donnamartin
dude vera will cold cock you the second you look away

sideshowraheem
"shoot him Paul" is what is says if you play Octopus' Garden backwards

dan
Busey's back at the bar looking over the life insurance policies he bought on all of these people

lhs
we can ride golf carts along all ten streets of bombay beach

besoin
shouldn't angel pull the trigger if he assumes paul will listen to vera

besoin
gettin' personal

besoin
gonads that clank

sideshowraheem
what the fuck

besoin
when did it get to be the magic hour

Bob511
Is she Vulcan?

Trebbers
The Buse is loose

dan
still hope they cast Busey for True Detective S3

besoin
henry thomas didn't actually do anything

besoin
he was just there complaining in his brown suit

dan
the final showbrown

besoin
the guy who wrote this was in true detective season 2

besoin
True Detective
Jacob McCandless
(2015)

sideshowraheem
I guess he just wanted to be involved with something worse than this movie

dan
nothing has ever made more sense than that besoin

besoin
where did he even get a gun

Bob511
"Gonads."

sideshowraheem
ahahaha

besoin
dang, right in the heart

lhs
that's a lot of blackberry jam

dan
thankfully theres a small white dog nearby for Busey to reincarnate into

donnamartin
aha

besoin
glad the two white men could come to terms

Ampersand
lol dan

donnamartin
bros before hoes

sideshowraheem
now these two are gonna fuck

lhs
the diamonds were in his finger brace all along

besoin
what

Trebbers
barf

besoin
paul & roger need wedding dates

importantdentist
wowwwwwwww

Trebbers
*fade to brown* credits roll

donnamartin
i thought that said ayn rand

besoin
honestly, what happened here

sideshowraheem
same donna

Bob511
Based on a Drunken Rant By

besoin
how did vera farmiga end up in this

Trebbers
The Browntonhead

lhs
i could not follow that at all, not one bit

sideshowraheem
oh my god Treb

donnamartin
what happened, besoin, is someone watched too much tarantino and ritchie

donnamartin
lol treb

dan
It's not easyyyyyyyyyy writing a screeenplaaaay

lhs
yeah it's like reservoir dogs except everyone is mr brown

Ampersand
thanks for discovering this one, imp. an uncovered treasure

Trebbers
I would not want my name on this as editor

donnamartin
keith power and i need to have a chat

besoin
jayme bohn

besoin
the brown fan

donnamartin
bohn, jayme bond

sideshowraheem
I bet Paul lost all his money betting on the Browns
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:44 pm

Tomorrow, at 2200 EST...

Didya know men can be sexually harassed too? bopbopbop
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:51 pm

Tonight! Check the board db or PM me for the movie!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:55 pm

Ampersand wrote:Tonight! Check the board db or PM me for the movie!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:01 pm

two hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:43 pm

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dan
can I get 30

Ampersand
yes

Ampersand
30

besoin
0:30

Animefilm
30

jpeen
MONDAY: The GARFIELD STORY

besoin
the internet is in this one

Animefilm
I like this so far

besoin
that's siri

besoin
they grow up so fast

donnamartin
i would just watch this kid read emails

Ampersand
"dad, what's spooling?"

Animefilm
email is in 1994, thats neat

besoin
nice media armoire

besoin
sickos

donnamartin
woah that fire place

dan
strong Mrs. Doubtfire feel so far

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
lol

besoin
i wonder why barry levinson decided to take this on

donnamartin
that was a dedicated pan on the living room

Animefilm
They got the place cheap after robin williams went psycho and pretended to be a nanny

Ampersand
slow pan to their corpses arranged on the furniture

dan
I started mashing backspace when Dennis Millers name came up

Ampersand
lol

besoin
heh

kayke
I don't think she needed a jacket

kayke
looks warm out

Animefilm
This is an ideal america

Ampersand
"have you seen our fireplace?"

Animefilm
ennio morricone

donnamartin
this font email thing is making me murderous

besoin
why is carolina goodall from brooklyn in this

donnamartin
are they married or just best buds?

Bob511
This takes place in the Homicide/Oz/Law & Order universe, right?

kayke
thanks for what? did he eat her out?

besoin
the ring universe

donnamartin
lol

dan
"Now you can fit one in your trenchcoat"

Animefilm
Oh geez his coworker isnt pc

Ampersand
"they sold me at an outlet mall"

besoin
ferry privilege

donnamartin
ew fuck him he should be unemployed

lhs
hi, time please

Animefilm
6:45

dan
women...wanting JOBS? what's next?!

donnamartin
i'm having a hard time reconciling michael douglas with a backpack

dan
7:00

besoin
07:00

Animefilm
Bushmen with polaroids

Animefilm
or something

lhs
can i get 7:30

besoin
the composer sure is concerned

kayke
lol

dan
7:30 NOW!

besoin
07:30

lhs
thanks

Animefilm
Ennio Morricone

Ampersand
he stole that jacket from Nick Lachey

donnamartin
a simple no was enough, douche

besoin
why is everyone in this from brooklyn

Ampersand
too early for Adam Carolla

Animefilm
Arcanamax is a cool name

dan
love this new Billy Crystal character

Bob511
"All seven laptops in the world have the same design."

Ampersand
"sent em out DHL. you should get them sometime in the year 2019"

lhs
he should be sending him stolen dino DNA

besoin
the drives, chester, the DRIVES

besoin
why is he wearing a linen shirt

kayke
yikes

donnamartin
FUCK OFF AND DIE

besoin
and why did he do that

Animefilm
Hawaiian shirts is the star trek red shirt equivalent

donnamartin
oh i cannot wait for everything he has coming to him

donnamartin
also his linen shirt is a big ole don't

Ampersand
SEE, equal opportunity harassment

besoin
is this company headquartered in the loft from ghost

donnamartin
lol

dan
that does sound like a child's mentality...

besoin
is this movie predicting trump

Trebbers
Can I get a time check

besoin
fuck your feelings, leaks, sexual assault

Animefilm
11:30

dan
11:30

besoin
11:30

kayke
you want a prosac? wanna smack my butt?

donnamartin
he's so wrinkled

Ampersand
lol kayke

besoin
the composer is the leaker

Bob511
How many mailroom clerks did they lose before OSHA made them put in those railings?

Animefilm
Their office is a little vaporwave

besoin
it's probably an anthropologie now

Trebbers
Sorry can I get another one

dan
13:30 in 15

besoin
13:15

donnamartin
filing the nails, that's my actor's secret

dan
13:30

Trebbers
Thanks!

besoin
you were in the limo with kennedy?!

Bob511
"Dad's coming out with a piece of JFK's brain this weekend."

Animefilm
That leg shot

besoin
actually the connally in the limo WAS john connally jr

Ampersand
"he used to tell me i could have his job"

donnamartin
this banter makes me want them to all die

lhs
what the hell is this movie about

Ampersand
e-mail

besoin
disclosure

Ampersand
i think

Animefilm
its about mergers

Ampersand
ah, the creatives enter

donnamartin
woah dennis miller

besoin
lots of hair at this company

Trebbers
DMs hair is insane

donnamartin
i'd say it's more of a maine

Trebbers
ba dum

Animefilm
its an eagle perched on his scalp

Ampersand
this is just how men and women talk

Trebbers
This office is where they work on the hosts in Westworld

besoin
are they going to do any work

Animefilm
nearest burn center for that diss

donnamartin
love me a movie about merger intrigue and drama

Bob511
Of course they're not going to do any work, they're in VR.

Animefilm
Think his daughter's death will be explained?

Ampersand
*hotdog flies into open mouth*

besoin
if he's an engineer he should be used to salespeople being promoted over him

Animefilm
20 minutes in and its still corporate lingo

dan
does this company make screensavers?

besoin
so it's pied piper

Bob511
High-tech, interlaced displays.

Ampersand
32-BIT screensavers, dan

Ampersand
top of the line

kayke
second life

dan
"Blockchain will bring all of that"

besoin
ladies and gentleman, phpbb

donnamartin
freedom from bosses who don't smack your ass

Animefilm
New consciousness with fax modem

Ampersand
"we can smack each other's butts as pure consciousness"

kayke
JUST TAKE OFF THE TIE

lhs
they're gonna hack the planet

kayke
She looked directly at his tie stain

Ampersand
"i recall how sometimes you imbibe liquids"

donnamartin
this movie is going to get old fast

Animefilm
Ah this movie has not aged well

Bob511
Dennis passed on an appearance fee in lieu of getting to write his own lines.

dan
if Miller's head doesn't blow up due to a VR malfunction I'm gonna be so mad

Ampersand
ego, superego, id

besoin
5 whole messages

Bob511
LOL, Amp

besoin
very important executive

Animefilm
So this is the alladin universe

Bob511
Do they let Jafar into Disneyland?

donnamartin
good lord

Ampersand
from Tom Sanders to Tom Sanders

lhs
is your cock hard now ( . Y . )

Ampersand
lol lhs

donnamartin
lol

besoin
where is frasier in all of this

donnamartin
still old

Animefilm
Now thats what i call vaporwave

Bob511
VPs all get their own rear-projection offices.

besoin
double entendre!

besoin
call hr!

besoin
this is downstairs from frasier's apartment

kayke
"she looks like she eats food, unlike me - I'm sexy"

Ampersand
"i think she's more minifridge, really"

donnamartin
did a 21 yo write this script?

Ampersand
Frisky wrote it

Animefilm
Do you think the character is planning something or is just written by misogynist

donnamartin
chemistry is just melting my computer

Ampersand
that's the screensaver starting, donna

dan
screenwriter did Quiz Show, Donnie Brasco, and Sphere

donnamartin
wow

donnamartin
lol amp

dan
and he is apparently writing the Hot Wheels movie

Ampersand
lol

besoin
100 msecs? jesus

lhs
but the schematic is what he calls his dong

donnamartin
wtf

besoin
this poor man

Animefilm
Uh oh

kayke
"I have a problem working at all"

Animefilm
Sanders has a problem with your unwanted sexual advancments

Ampersand
hard day, hard cock, as they say in th biz

besoin
she's right

dan
Mrs. Ross is outside with her ear pressed up to a glass she has against the wall

Animefilm
What is her motive here :o

Ampersand
her butt has aged like those fine wines she remembers he likes so much

donnamartin
i think we have to watch the movie to find out

donnamartin
wow this day really took a turn for him, huh

besoin
isn't michael douglas wronged by a woman in every movie

donnamartin
this is .... wow

dan
"No, no, you'll get throat cancer!"

Bob511
In every movie, and real life!

Trebbers
ahah dan

Ampersand
lolololololo dan

besoin
is this movie popular with MRA people

donnamartin
ahaha dan

besoin
god he's so old

Animefilm
He cant resist her charm

lhs
it's their second favorite after the wicker man remake

Ampersand
hmm

donnamartin
this is .....

kayke
no no no no no

donnamartin
i have run out of words

Ampersand
It's Complicated

besoin
the grimaces

donnamartin
did he just growl?

Trebbers
Originally serialized in Penthouse Forum magazine

Animefilm
what are they going to wear out of the office if they rip their clothes?

besoin
digicom swag

Trebbers
More than one movie I can remember Michael Douglas ripping panties

donnamartin
i love it when you fuck me with half your zipper

dan
yeah lets find an even more uncomfortable surface to bang on

Bob511
"Oh god, I look like my father."

Ampersand
"i need my tie!"

dan
ahaha bob

kayke
ummm

Trebbers
what a line

donnamartin
wow

Ampersand
agreeing to be in this movie makes them all complicit

kayke
AND AN ORANGE

dan
lmao

donnamartin
no THAT was a line

besoin
she really wants to have sex with that old man

Ampersand
"wanna fuck?"

donnamartin
lol

lhs
she's down

besoin
just polishing this canoe

Ampersand
lol

kayke
the night ferry

besoin
that guy spent all day reading the want ads at cafe nervosa

Animefilm
Oh yeah, their office is an island prison

kayke
lol

Bob511
::pulls out his communicator::

Ampersand
i think he means looks

besoin
jesus

donnamartin
does he treat all women like secretaries?

kayke
babe can you grab me a shower beer

Animefilm
life hack

Ampersand
"damn bring your cat to work day"

dan
it's...night?

Trebbers
"what?"

besoin
that charger

besoin
looks like an xbox one

Animefilm
his wife has some cozy jammies

Ampersand
the 8 AM meeting

Ampersand
most insane thing

kayke
where does she come from where does she go? where does she come from cotton eyed joe

besoin
why did the camera go under their bed

donnamartin
meredith is hiding there

donnamartin
um

Ampersand
"feel the butt"

donnamartin
this movie is so weird

lhs
i assume that haircut is done by holding a ruler across the neck

Ampersand
oh my

kayke
loves it

donnamartin
ahahahaha

besoin
heh

dan
ahaha

Animefilm
We are 40 minutes into the movie and i dont know what is going on

Trebbers
aahah

donnamartin
i need gif

kayke
laptops, anime

Animefilm
omg

Ampersand
almost definitely how Donald kisses

Bob511
That was the take they went with.

besoin
they make storage drives and VR

besoin
lots of synergy

Ampersand
jfnakgrg

dan
wow!

Ampersand
Myst VR

Animefilm
the user feels like they are in a VR office

dan
"It's like I'm really filing!"

kayke
1.99 on steam

besoin
don cherry?!

Bob511
"We can take a task that requires a minimum of physical exertion and make it exhausting."

Animefilm
with VR paperweights

Trebbers
Pushed *back* to 8:30

Trebbers
the fuck

Ampersand
omg

Bob511
Aha

Trebbers
hah

donnamartin
fuck that's creepy

dan
I feel like a wizard would have been more fitting

Ampersand
"this is a total waste of time"

lhs
> open door

Animefilm
is he fashioned after kurt cobain

dan
Kurt Codebain

Trebbers
ah

kayke
lol

Ampersand
SEVEN THRITY???

besoin
maybe send an email

Ampersand
The Meetings

Bob511
Well, half the people in the meeting are still on Silicon Valley time.

Animefilm
they closed the graphic design department to fund the vr

Ampersand
he kinda sucks at his job?

Trebbers
Over the years, 10% of this company's execs have been killed in ED-209 style boardroom massacres

besoin
meredith is kind of a genius if she can steer things this way

kayke
he sure does have a lot of sports balls in his office

Trebbers
Yeah, was wondering if that had been noted

Ampersand
oooooooh boy

besoin
what is this guy's job

Animefilm
lol

donnamartin
oh boy

donnamartin
this movie is amazing

Ampersand
*looking at camera as hostage*

Trebbers
"Listen agree to her terms, let her suck your dick, and let's get on with our lives"

Ampersand
Obama: "you didn't build that"

donnamartin
sincere q: how did this get turned to 11 so fast?

besoin
is phil going to murder michael douglas

donnamartin
couldn't they just fire the guy last week?

Animefilm
This merger is what keeps us on the edge of our seats

kayke
trust no one

donnamartin
why are they pulling joe mccarthy level nonsense to fire him?

besoin
pcm.com.edu?

Animefilm
Ah yes, the news

Ampersand
Please Subscribe

besoin
Uploading!

donnamartin
what

Ampersand
he didn't know sexual harassment was bad!

kayke
lol

besoin
whoa, donal logue

besoin
miss teenage new mexico

besoin
what a detail

donnamartin
if he doesn't like it, why doesn't he just take another job?

kayke
"your taint?"

donnamartin
hmm?

besoin
*groan*

donnamartin
wow, you know what the world needed? the perils of sexual harrassment, as told through the view of a white man

besoin
who is them

donnamartin
society

donnamartin
is this seriously the plot?

Animefilm
i think so

Bob511
This is the plot, yes.

Ampersand
The Most Dangerous Game

Ampersand
now sue your lawyer

besoin
don't worry, VR will come back into play

lhs
wearing the most dangerous vest

Animefilm
The male boss kissing him was a red herring

Bob511
It's been forever since I read it, but I think they've actually made him a bit less overtly "sympathetic" than the book.

Ampersand
so many haunted masks

donnamartin
he's overtly sympathetic?

lhs
boy does that joke not work anymore

besoin
did he just sexually harass phil

Animefilm
he just grabbed his ball

lhs
his secret recipes

Ampersand
Chekov's Swipe card

besoin
just tapping chips with a screwdriver

besoin
how does magnifying the chip housing illuminate the problem with the controller

lhs
gasp

Bob511
Oh no, he's going to sexually harass himself.

donnamartin
how on earth is there this level of conspiracy with comptuer shit

dan
her whole world has just been shattered

Ampersand
"can you smack your own butt for me? i'm kinda busy"

besoin
great idea to discuss this on a work phone

Animefilm
could you close my glass door and watch from outside?

besoin
oh shit, demodded

donnamartin
aha

Trebbers
OH NO

besoin
haha, the score

Animefilm
sysop ?

lhs
oh my god i'm a n00b

dan
*pulls out revolver*

Ampersand
lord, send me a vr angel

Trebbers
"I can't even change my fucking avatar!"

kayke
lmao

Bob511
Can't even play the trailer he wants.

dan
*guitar lick*

donnamartin
oh dear lord

Trebbers
holy barf

Animefilm
he cant access the members forum

lhs
i'm scared of her sephiroth hair

Ampersand
lol

besoin
she just got it grown back after her ghost haircut

Ampersand
PAH

besoin
oh no

donnamartin
boy you can tell those women's studies classes really sunk in for this screenwriter

Ampersand
*slips a red pill into her drink*

kayke
Oh man shots fired

Trebbers
Dennis Miller psych op

kayke
netflix and chill

besoin
probably not

besoin
good opsec here

Animefilm
not the best time to say before sitting down to a 5 course dinner

Ampersand
*rubs her leg to start fire*

donnamartin
mark listens to dennis miller!

donnamartin
he's an idiot

besoin
do they really have these tunnel buses in seattle

Bob511
They have a fair amount of tunnels, yeah.

kayke
certified 20

Ampersand
"okay, 8.5'

besoin
like molly from ghost with long hair

donnamartin
oh fffs

Animefilm
company says 9

besoin
love the texas hate

Trebbers
Love the Austin hate

besoin
:)

dan
"I'm not moving because of a damn 9!"

lhs
she's going to get her miss teen NM crown revoked

Bob511
I don't know, it doesn't seem to have hurt Michael Douglas's career.

Ampersand
this is not a responsible message

besoin
oh god

donnamartin
ahaha, everyone in this movie needs to diiiiieeeeee

dan
protect?

besoin
it was pretty easy to get jobs in "the computer business" at this time

donnamartin
uh, always?

Ampersand
cucked by my boss

dan
I guess it was when you held your mighty sword aloft

donnamartin
aha

kayke
I can't decide if maybe someone involved thought making this movie would educate men about sexual harassment in the workplace

donnamartin
okay that was a cut

Ampersand
lol cards are killing me

Animefilm
why doesnt he show these emails to his lawyers and co workers

besoin
i think michael crichton is a known jerkoff

Trebbers
Oh wow, Morricone score

donnamartin
cannot tell from this script, though, besoin

Ampersand
may the odds of a settlement be always in your favor

Animefilm
they are writing a fanfiction

Trebbers
The reverb on this dialogue is fantastic

besoin
wait, wasn't that guy with meredith in one of the trailers we watched

lhs
skipping the part where he stuck his face in her boobs and tore open her panties

besoin
was he a judge?

donnamartin
aha

dan
LET THE RECORD SHOW

Trebbers
*checks paper* "boner"?

Trebbers
conbone it

Ampersand
lol treb

lhs
i got a huge bonus

besoin
sodomy

dan
"devices"

besoin
he's really falling into these leading questions

Animefilm
My boner involuntary formed

Bob511
Is this deposition open to the public, or just close family and friends?

donnamartin
the tickets are exclusive

Trebbers
It's on CC TV at the town bars

besoin
aren't these tactics kind of useless when there isn't a jury?

dan
"and do you have your boner with you? we'll need to xerox that for evidence"

Bob511
I guess pretext is important when the company is paying the arbiter.

kayke
lol dan

besoin
this wall art

Animefilm
chihuly glass sculptures

lhs
1994 was a dave chihuly time

Bob511
"What we're going to shoot for in this deposition, is Sean Young from Blade Runner. That's the ticket."

lhs
dale*

besoin
maybe he has a brother

besoin
objection

Animefilm
Is that his wife in the room?

Trebbers
Should have got Tom Bosley for the lawyer role

Trebbers
Yes

kayke
woah this is some phoenix wright shit

Bob511
Heh

besoin
managerial brio

besoin
they probably could have discussed this earlier

dan
it was just his natural survival instinct of panty ripping kicking in

Trebbers
Trying to find somewhere to hide

Bob511
Jesus

Bob511
::hit by a flying fish::

besoin
haha

lhs
so let's get fish and chips

besoin
i was thinking of a cup of seafood i had where they were walking once

Ampersand
most shocking fact so far

besoin
the computer business

besoin
can you be a little less vague, a friend

Bob511
Oh, duh, he needs to challenge her to tic-tac-toe.

lhs
a bonzai buddy

dan
is the endgame of this that the computer learns some form of advanced hyper-harassment?

Bob511
The only way to win is to not harass.

besoin
yeah, go around acting strange with every woman in the company

kayke
lol

besoin
this is the firm suddenly

kayke
get out of my dreams and into my car

Bob511
Would they just make him a body snatcher already?

besoin
HI-C

Animefilm
I had to leave the room for a few minutes, anything i missed? :O

besoin
it's kind of hard to explain the subtle power shifts

Animefilm
Ah ok. No worries sry

besoin
in short, no, you didn't miss anything

Animefilm
But behind pats arent raising an alarm?

Ampersand
sometimes he pets the pussy on top of my computer

besoin
these damned disneyland tickets

Animefilm
Hes not a good dad if he doesnt make disneyland

besoin
damn, the sonics

besoin
brutal

dan
bawwwws

dan
from internet!

Animefilm
Has anyone seen the film oleanna? its also about this similar topic

Ampersand
i've read the play

besoin
production issues with sotrage drives?

Animefilm
presented in a terrible 90s theatre acting

besoin
*storage

Bob511
I was going to make a joke about this being an Oleanna for 1994 earlier.

Bob511
He what?

besoin
deus ex ferry buddy

Bob511
"Listened to it with his girlfriend"?

dan
the soundtrack omg

Trebbers
Calm down Ennio

Ampersand
Ennio really went to shit, huh

Ampersand
Thirsty Thursday

Animefilm
Hes scored about 500 films or something

besoin
he probably knew it was a stupid movie anyway

Bob511
"You know, lit a couple of candles, turned down the lights, put on this tape of you getting raped, really set the mood."

besoin
i distinctly remember him having to use the VR to prove his innocence in the book

Ampersand
lol

dan
Ennio's a god, I'm just loling at how some of this fits in with the content of the film

dan
he probably did like 6 other masterpiece soundtracks this same year

besoin
hell of a mic on this cellphone

Trebbers
The later soundtracks all have some nice stuff in them w/some garbage

Bob511
....

Ampersand
yup

kayke
yikes

Bob511
pootis must be so busy.

Ampersand
Straw Film

dan
heh

besoin
they should bury this movie with the fukushima reactors

kayke
absolute power sexually harasses absolutely

Ampersand
lol

lhs
"i thought you were working pro-boner"

dan
lol

Trebbers
33:00 left

Animefilm
Was there even any movies about male harasses at this time? its weird that they went this route imo

Bob511
"You'll be back to patting your secretary's ass by Thursday."

Ampersand
trebbers you deflated me

dan
isn't this where the insane VR stuff has to come in?

besoin
^

Ampersand
oh yeah

Ampersand
okay, feeling better

Ampersand
Dr. Friend

besoin
where is "a friend" now

Animefilm
i have a feeling this is gonna still end up with something crazy happening, like man hanging off ledge of skyscraper

besoin
only virtually

Trebbers
That was awkward

kayke
I did not like that high-five-and-hold

besoin
the problems with the arcamax?

Trebbers
No, it's like she did it to avoid a hug

Ampersand
A Friend, you say?

Trebbers
"You had A FRIEND"

Animefilm
INTERESTING

Ampersand
open *clap* the *clap* VR *clap* filedrawer

kayke
ask the angel

Ampersand
ppu stink

Bob511
PPU7?!?!?

Trebbers
We're going to learn that an early version of autocorrect changed "A Fiend" to "A Friend"

Animefilm
Just the nightgaurd on the island only accessible by water

besoin
heh

dan
oh god the chips have been dosing

besoin
anime, he lives on an island

besoin
the office is in seattle

lhs
someone injected a virus into his VR!

Animefilm
Aw, this is a letdown

Bob511
Neither are on an island, maybe?

Ampersand
lol he def is incompetent

lhs
an incompetent lay

besoin
they're really not very good at this cloak and dagger stuff

besoin
at least go discuss it at panera

Trebbers
Late Shift esque

Animefilm
the drives are self aware

besoin
i love the 7 options he has on the right

kayke
fun fact, the computer chips from this movie are the same ones from Small Soldiers

Trebbers
*guitar squeal*

Bob511
"You position in #account-disabled is 2157"

Animefilm
thats rad

kayke
"could you send someone to tuck me in? Yes, I'd like a story"

besoin
how'd that computer get in there

besoin
did he bring it on the plane

Animefilm
the hell was that maid jumpscare for?

besoin
ohh shitttt

dan
here we go

lhs
because a cat would be less likely in a hotel

Bob511
Full service hotel.

Trebbers
grabass.exe

Ampersand
omg

besoin
haha

Bob511
Oh, shit, watch out for Job.

besoin
heh

Animefilm
heck yea

Trebbers
Just added Beyond the Mind's Eye to watch later on YouTube

Bob511
He's going to be totally caught off guard by the pteradactyl.

besoin
nick arcade has really advanced

kayke
I can't wait until he gets to the quidditch level

besoin
the stakes...they're so high

besoin
i can tell by the music

Bob511
He just discovered Jurassic Park Asia

Trebbers
Bass player always just starting the riff to "Another One Bites the Dust

kayke
who's he gonna open mouth kiss in the elevator this time?

besoin
this headset must have incredible resolution

Animefilm
Seems a bit unnecessary to build a labyrinth for file storage

Bob511
Aha

Trebbers
ahahdshsfah

dan
fashfask

Ampersand
omg

besoin
oh no!

besoin
haha

lhs
touch my cyberboobs 11101101010

dan
I'm losing my mind

besoin
kill all

Ampersand
?kill all males

lhs
kill all males

Ampersand
heh

Trebbers
ah

besoin
the music keeps escalating

Animefilm
I think i saw clippy

besoin
we'll be losing our minds soon

Bob511
Wow, it's like he's actually looking at a screen with a window pane of video files.

Trebbers
ahahha

besoin
why can he see meredith's avatar but she can't see his

besoin
do it /kill all MALSJKJKKLJS:LS

Animefilm
whats the malaysian connection?? :o

Trebbers
do it/kill all

kayke
Do_it.exe

lhs
cascade windows suite

besoin
this technology seems a lot more important than the storage drives

Ampersand
i am cyber thrilled

dan
incredible

besoin
maybe just license the storage from soemeone else

lhs
angel floats down and hands him a floppy disc with the system backed up

besoin
what on earth

Trebbers
WHat

Bob511
"Oh boy, you don't know the half of it, Jafar."

Trebbers
I MISS YOUR FACE

Animefilm
I feel thats not jafars real accent

kayke
I miss your face

Ampersand
dat's crazy

kayke
I miss slappin your but

Trebbers
"things"

besoin
i hope my week isn't this stressful

Ampersand
it's been one week since i was harassed by you

besoin
put my dick in your mouth and said no stop i'm sorry

Trebbers
"That you were too old for mommy"

Ampersand
"meow"

Bob511
"Do we have anyone who reads hex?"

besoin
so the disneyland tickets were the key

besoin
is that mohammed's resume

Animefilm
isnt that the same art from twin peaks hotel

Ampersand
time for the 5 AM meeting to begin

Trebbers
They'll know it's time when the cock crows

besoin
the reckoning

Bob511
Christ

Ampersand
nooooooooooooooooooooo

dan
tee hee!

lhs
she lives on the edge

dan
oh you rascall

Animefilm
*harasses rear*

Bob511
"The revolutionary new product we call, for some inexplicable reason, Arcamax."

besoin
who gives a fuck about a cd-rom

besoin
hinge rods

dan
this...is the climax?

besoin
pretty odd to bring this out during this meeting

Trebbers
*titters*

kayke
"hahaha she saw the line"

lhs
oh the line, i thought you said the lime

besoin
let's get this woman put in her place

kayke
I bought a few shared of digimon once

Bob511
"How dare you not hold a firm line on exploiting the local labor force."

besoin
how was meredith so involved with the making of these chips and he acted like he hadn't heard of her for years?

besoin
is the press at the shareholder meeting?

Ampersand
well, he is incompetent at his job

besoin
phew, everything's as it should be again

Bob511
"But first, we'll have to renege on our agreement with Malaysia and lay off thousands of underpaid workers."

besoin
they can make them sexual harassment monitors

Bob511
No, she's been terminated, there will be no more harassment problems ever again.

Ampersand
what

Trebbers
No movie

lhs
the oldest son

besoin
pcm.edu

Animefilm
spencer

Trebbers
YES SIR

Ampersand
Capitalism is bad

kayke
don't introduce a new character rn, the movie is over

Animefilm
spencer is all right with me

besoin
oof

Ampersand
"what i failed to realize is women bad"

Bob511
"...is that our entire management is toxic and incompetent."

Animefilm
this is not a good takeaway

kayke
Let it be Hunter

dan
lets shatter that glass floor!

Trebbers
"Get the fuck up here Dennis Miller"

kayke
Oh okay, she's cool too

besoin
i didn't really get who stephanie wa

besoin
s

lhs
a wife and mother

besoin
she was always just kind of hanging around

Bob511
Was she secretly A Friend?

Animefilm
every character in this movie looks like a villain from another film

besoin
let's see

dan
Douglas - "That should be me up there...tongue kissing him."

Ampersand
"you've got a tight ass, Spencer"

kayke
ummm

besoin
why the hell would he sign off "a friend" in that case

Ampersand
wait what

dan
I'm not following

dan
gonna need some more disclosure on this

besoin
and why did stephanie have her friend send the emails

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
She did it from her husbands account?

besoin
wjdjlkjsdlkjsdlk

Animefilm
Spencer is the mastermind behind it

Ampersand
omg

besoin
a family?

Ampersand
A Family

besoin
come on

Trebbers
A Family

Ampersand
insane

besoin
jesus, that was over 2 hours

Animefilm
A family?????

dan
what a ride

Ampersand
Chance Geer

besoin
a friend kept saying solve the problem

Ampersand
BJ Stunts

besoin
did a friend know about meredith making changes to the line?

besoin
agh

lhs
a nice way to say kill yourself

Trebbers
credits trying to escape the movie
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:20 pm

isn't there a bad Titanic movie out there that's right for us? i seem to recall a weirdo animated one, maybe?
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Postby Bob511 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:26 pm

?

Plot Keywords: anthropomorphic dog | rip off | rap | dog | talking animal
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby Bob511 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:29 pm

Not to be confused with
,
I guess.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:56 pm

Bob511 wrote: ?

Plot Keywords: anthropomorphic dog | rip off | rap | dog | talking animal


:metal:

Coming very, very soon to a Movie Series near you.
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Postby animefilm » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:22 pm



And apparently this is the sequel
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Postby kayke » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:00 pm

I am coming out 100% in support of watching one or both terrible Titanic cartoons. I don't care if it hurts me in the polls. I will stand by my values.
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Postby dan » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:39 pm

I didn't forget, Donna!

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Postby Bob511 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:00 pm

In December, Motherboard discovered a redditor named 'deepfakes' quietly enjoying his hobby: Face-swapping celebrity faces onto porn performers’ bodies.

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Postby donna martin » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:52 pm

dan!

i will be actively looking for places to use all of these in my life.

my god what a garbage movie.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:02 pm

TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat!
Hint: Robin, Speedy, Bucky, Arthur the Moth
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EST, a mystery movie streamed live in Tinychat!
Hint: Robin, Speedy, Bucky, Arthur the Moth
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:58 pm

Two hours until showtime!
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edit: whoops, posted kinda early.

1/2 hour to go!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:40 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - SHITFLIXE LIVE
Join the tinychat and stream a film with us! Streaming trailers until 2210 EST!
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:44 am

Code: Select all
YouTube: Ampersand started "Sidekicks (Chuck Norris 1992) Full Movie"

besoin
oh shit

dan
at long last

donnamartin
oh god

Ampersand
fuck sorry

dan
whoa is it glitching or is it just me

Ampersand
it was fucking up for me

donnamartin
so bad even youtube quit

Trebbers
Glitching

dan
all I got was "she passed away" and then it ended which was pretty jarring

donnamartin
there was a lot of bad font choices

Ampersand
youtube.com/watch?v=llm_Loqq1Qs

Ampersand
dan will you start it
YouTube: dan started "Sidekicks (Chuck Norris 1992) Full Movie"

Ampersand
phew

besoin
that url looks like a hacker name

donnamartin
and aaron norris film?

dan
can't trust anything with that many q's in it

besoin
this is one of the few movies filmed in houston

dan
looks like a bad shoe font

donnamartin
i can't with this papayrus font

besoin
mako, he's good

besoin
winnie cooper

besoin
bull

besoin
the gang's all here

dan
the stars are out tonight

Ampersand
aw yea

Ampersand
is Piss

besoin
is that dee snider

dan
screaming at the sight of the director's name

donnamartin
already off to a culturally sensitive start

dan
pfft, typical white savior narrative

besoin
wanting a ninja star as a kid is probably a good generational indicator

donnamartin
omg

donnamartin
oh .... this movie thinks it's funny

Ampersand
*knows it

donnamartin
that fencing costume is really not flattering

donnamartin
the costumes have sewn in abs

besoin
looks like the thing from janet jackson's nipple

besoin
the ninja stars

dan
I guess someone else inserted a quarter

donnamartin
why are these ninjas just politely waiting their turn

dan
that's why

besoin
we should watch fucking ladybugs

besoin
the goat

Ampersand
we did

donnamartin
oh thank god they just explained the title

besoin
ah

Ampersand
it was somethin'

Trebbers
The Joker is born

Ampersand
Barry Wary?

besoin
that's one big inhaler

Ampersand
"let it happen... accept death"

dan
so was that a dream or a report he was presenting to class?

besoin
why was his teacher the babe in the fantasy

donnamartin
wow this teacher is a dream killer

dan
he's getting acid flashbacks from old VHS tapes

Ampersand
when i was a child, my mom once teased me so hard about my crush on Winnie Cooper that i slapped her

besoin
looks like a well funded school

donnamartin
amp!

besoin
saw the boom

Ampersand
lower that boom

dan
"don't you EVER insult my son like that again"

besoin
he needs some late 90s meds

Ampersand
*reeks of booze and vomit* "yeah we uh went through some hard times"

Trebbers
yess

Ampersand
there's our boy

donnamartin
you should def interrupt the class

besoin
who would do this

Ampersand
John Kreesecopo

Trebbers
Fuck this motherfucker up

besoin
punch him in the throat, joe

Ampersand
devil knots!? i like his style

donnamartin
you too can have a black belt mullet

besoin
he must have seen karate kid, so he should know better than to join this dojo

Ampersand
"my kid's got a case of the wimpitis"

donnamartin
he reminds me of the teacher in daria

besoin
yeah, heh

Ampersand
kawate

besoin
missing in action

Ampersand
like of all the action movie heroes to choose

Ampersand
oh my

donnamartin
ps this is one circle jerk of a movie for norris

dan
oh boy

besoin
this poor teacher

Ampersand
that seems counterintuitive

donnamartin
the movie?

Ampersand
lol that too

dan
back when you could totally have a high schooler having fantasies like this in a movie

Ampersand
*covered in sweat*

Ampersand
damn dad cleans up good for bed

besoin
today he'd be watching youtube and discovering dead bodies with logan paul

besoin
boom again

dan
"gotta get this crossword done or the boss will kill me"

Ampersand
yay Gerrit

besoin
what the hell eugene

donnamartin
historically public schools do great with dreamers

besoin
tell that to trump

dan
well, the successful ones

Ampersand
are we sure he's not a vampire instead?

donnamartin
aha besoin

dan
my god they beheaded Jack in the Box mascot

besoin
he's not even watching a movie or anything

besoin
he really might have a problem

dan
"I WANT YOU"

donnamartin
maybe someone should take this kid to a doc

besoin
maybe pennywise is still bothering him

besoin
yikes

Trebbers
waoh

donnamartin
woah

Trebbers
oof

besoin
sadly enough, this asshole's fortunes are up in 2018

donnamartin
i'm a fan of this guy

Ampersand
*bursts into flames*

donnamartin
lady, take it easy

besoin
he's inventing soulseek

besoin
i feel like we skipped a scene

donnamartin
man, brandis was so pretty

donnamartin
i'm going to name my next cat mr. dumpling

besoin
good casting for ladybugs

dan
good at giving a coy look

besoin
what a nebulous conversation

besoin
they're gonna get a health code violation

Trebbers
what in the world

besoin
how often does this happen

dan
should be happy to have other customers

donnamartin
this movie has no regard for transition

Trebbers
I guess his old motorcycle club days caught up with him

besoin
you'd go to prison for a long time for this

donnamartin
omg

Ampersand
i don't think he's getting a tip

dan
there's no defense against it, other than maybe standing up and moving away

Ampersand
Beau Bridges's Ritterface is really disrespectful

donnamartin
woah

donnamartin
that got last crusade real fast

besoin
welp, credibility established

dan
"the kid knew real heroes like Chuck would never take their medication, so he didn't either"

besoin
star crossed lovers

besoin
haha, the brother

Ampersand
*extremely me teaching*

donnamartin
oh duh, that paloneous guy

dan
Mr. Chill Weenie

besoin
pick a new play

dan
uh oh

besoin
a hard rock cafe shirt from his own city

donnamartin
that shirt says "hs were the best years of my life"

besoin
i mean, he seems to have severe asthma

donnamartin
yeah is he seeing anyone about this?

besoin
i hear bull

besoin
was bull in house 1 or house 2

besoin
i forget

besoin
house 1

dan
I know he was in Jingle All the Way

besoin
quite a career

Ampersand
i'm glad they were able to make the Deadwood movie

donnamartin
i'll huff, and i'll puff, and i'll....*grabs inhaler*

besoin
if the teacher knew every one of his fantasies involved her one of them would have to change schools

dan
Joe Pistolslow

donnamartin
zoinks

besoin
he's asleep when he has these fantasies?

Ampersand
ladyBUG

dan
that's a great zing

donnamartin
marvin milqtoast?

Ampersand
amazing faces

besoin
seems pretty dangerous

dan
"okay Barry, now let go, I'll catch you"

donnamartin
you jump i jump, right?

besoin
texonormative ideology

Ampersand
you jump i dump

Ampersand
"okay, great, bye"

besoin
he sure is confident all of a sudden

dan
"just you, me, and Chuck"

donnamartin
the rope burn makes one confident

besoin
i demand romantic affection!

Trebbers
He can really run now

Ampersand
great score

besoin
it's alan silvestri!

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
woof

besoin
i think he thinks he's still making it

donnamartin
is this a movie about overcoming asthma with willpower

dan
Dr. Hebrew?

besoin
he has the same problem as his friend eddie in it

donnamartin
hmmmm

besoin
this is what his niece meant by not behaving himself

Ampersand
this is upsetting

dan
oh boy

Ampersand
"sauce, cheese, pepperoni..."

donnamartin
is he rubbing his jizz on him?

besoin
donna!

dan
"and if anyone asks, I was never here"

donnamartin
oh, yes, i'm the weird one her

donnamartin
here*

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
The Jimmy Savile of karate teachers

donnamartin
aha

besoin
all of that martial arts stuff was just grooming

dan
Mr. Miyucky

donnamartin
aha

besoin
wax on, wax...ungh

donnamartin
oh it's montage time

besoin
the bayou

dan
this song shreds

Ampersand
agreed

donnamartin
respect the wood by murdering it

besoin
is that that maximum overdrive truck

dan
"not no more it don't"

besoin
little mac

donnamartin
this is some rocky 4 shit

donnamartin
but omg so much better, that scene

besoin
again with the health code violations

donnamartin
um, that hat

besoin
like an undegrad going to brunch

donnamartin
absinthe

besoin
time for some olive oil

besoin
that's a lot of 3.5" diskettes

besoin
must be installing leisure suit larry

dan
nothing like a heavy smelly mystery drink for the 15 year old kid who constantly is falling asleep and having strange visions

besoin
chillini

donnamartin
can minors sign releases?

Trebbers
nope

donnamartin
that....shoot myself an come on after you?

besoin
good old Texas A z M

donnamartin
he's a real ball buster

Ampersand
They Shoot Asthmatics Don't They?

dan
"mr lee, theres a lot of blood coming out of my ears"

Ampersand
those aren't pants

donnamartin
interesting foreplay

besoin
what on earth is going on with these two

donnamartin
leggings are pants, amp

besoin
want to...merge households?

Trebbers
At least everybody is getting laid in this crew

besoin
very sensitive, beau

donnamartin
oh come on

Ampersand
*touches boob*

dan
she's trying to get into Beau's britches

besoin
why does he have a goblin on his van

Ampersand
lol dan

besoin
oh, it's the flying dragon delivery van

besoin
he's seriously giving the same performance as in it

Trebbers
"I don't have a drink to cure a brain tumor"

dan
this music is absolutely slaying me every time it comes back in without warning

Ampersand
same

dan
I really hope when I find this soundtrack this song is like and 11 minute cut

Ampersand
it feels like it's a little different every time too

donnamartin
just loop it on spotify, dan

besoin
they're the redskins, eh?

donnamartin
they wear sailor uniforms for cheerleaders?

Ampersand
wow not cool

Trebbers
The Lamar! Redskins

besoin
they're really filling all the gaps with cultural insensitivity here

Trebbers
kill him barry

dan
30 minutes ago: "Hey, we're not chinks you racist." Now - "GO REDSKINS GO!"

besoin
the cheerleaders dress like sailor moon for some reason

besoin
he needs some dumplings to throw

besoin
look at bull's junk

Ampersand
Brandis looks like he's infected with ebola

dan
you mean the bullhorn besoin?

Trebbers
Man, I wasn't untill you said that

besoin
it was all i could see, treb

besoin
now she likes him?

Ampersand
you and me winnie ain't nothin but mammals

donnamartin
so she only ikes him b/c he can kick ass?

donnamartin
woah, he daydreamed a mullet

besoin
that hair

Trebbers
hte fuck

besoin
looks like a regional production of terminator sarah connor

Ampersand
more acid rain? inconceivable!

besoin
did joel schumacher direct this segment

donnamartin
she says not to rip her bucket hat

dan
they basically told this actress "No you won't just be playing a damsel in distress...you'll be playing 6 damsels in distress!"

besoin
when did his mullet get curly

besoin
what

Ampersand
yes

besoin
gif material

donnamartin
heath ledger must have taken cues from this

besoin
manhunter redux

Ampersand
i lovitz

dan
haha

Trebbers
"These toys will cost so many tickets at the arcade that no child could ever afford them!!!"

donnamartin
i need this outfit

besoin
the travis tritt

donnamartin
lol

besoin
i never did get to shoot an uzi

donnamartin
what is this miami vice hold music

dan
jeez

Ampersand
lol donna

besoin
it's not really interesting that all of his fantasies are self-glorifying

besoin
they really should interrupt them

donnamartin
did you htink this movie would be interesting?

besoin
oh, i've seen this many times

besoin
just deciding if they should medicate chuck norris out of him or not

dan
it's cool that the real life storyline is all about idolizing chuck's martial arts ability and physical skill but more than half the fantasies are just shooting stuff

donnamartin
this movie is also weirdly comedic

besoin
wait, what

Trebbers
wait,

dan
Dixie neon sign

besoin
the all valley championship

besoin
very nice shot, aaron norris

dan
what

dan
how is it clumsy

besoin
down at the old landfill

besoin
what a jerkoff

donnamartin
fuckin texas

Ampersand
The Kid Connection

Ampersand
sounds illegal

donnamartin
omg

besoin
how did the spotlight find him

Ampersand
also illegal

besoin
*undoes one of her 11 buttons*

besoin
ooh la la

Ampersand
drools

dan
*begins fondling beard*

besoin
"your...your son directed i am gabriel!"

dan
hah

Ampersand
"hi, Mary"

donnamartin
it does?

Trebbers
what

besoin
nice cameo, chuck

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
The Upchucks

Trebbers
aha

Ampersand
the women's condom

besoin
barry is definitely the weak link on the team

besoin
he's been doing karate for like three weeks

besoin
karate with a pearl earring

donnamartin
noreen chen, 15 years older than all other contestants

donnamartin
ah besoin

besoin
is she the only one who doesn't have to fight?

dan
Patton is gonna come out after this to give a speech and hand out the women's trophy

besoin
or is chuck norris going to be flitting around solo too?

besoin
she seems better

donnamartin
oh man, did he die?

besoin
the bikers shot him

donnamartin
wut

besoin
so the uncle is against the bully?

besoin
this isn't really resolving the conflict

donnamartin
seems fair

dan
"we have one more contestant for the breaking contest: current champion Fred Durst"

besoin
i think murray st is channeling beau's look in this movie

donnamartin
this movie is lousy with mullets

besoin
where's that cold steel guy

dan
I'd come out there with a paddleball and just go to town

besoin
♪♪♪

donnamartin
why's he fencing again

dan
Magic Mike XXL deleted scene

besoin
this movie seems to be saying fantasies are a substitute for effort and discipline

Ampersand
don't dream it. BE IT

besoin
what the bleep do i know

donnamartin
i just want to yell KUMATE

besoin
wait to be up that chubby guy, chuck

besoin
*beat up

dan
Goldeneye 64 sound effects

donnamartin
isn't chuck too pro to compete amateur?

besoin
i mean, that's a dq

besoin
ground and pound

besoin
way to beat up joe piscopo, chuck

donnamartin
oh i need this gif

Ampersand
lol

besoin
well this is cartoonish

donnamartin
hey can we discuss the guy with the american flag on him

besoin
pretty sure that's a code violation

besoin
convenient

besoin
why not just have joe piscopo beat the hell out of brandis

besoin
what'd he call him?

besoin
no one could do this until this 90 lb kid who practiced for three weeks came along

besoin
i guess he drank all that msg too

donnamartin
he looks like he's trying to seduce someone

besoin
welp

Ampersand
lol

donnamartin
maybe get a fire exhtinguisher?

dan
gonna just assume the fire really softened up the bricks

Trebbers
"Wait, the ring is one fire!"

besoin
sounds like the intro to a sade song

donnamartin
Pure Moods

Trebbers
"Why are the pages stuck together?"
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:19 pm

This Sunday: roll 'um if you've got 'um
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:36 am

Ampersand wrote:This Sunday: roll 'um if you've got 'um
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:04 pm

TONIGHT!
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