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Postby Autarch » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:50 am

forgot about this and really wanted to see it. was it good?
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Postby Bob511 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:08 am

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Not at CNHS, but not sure what to make of this one:
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Postby bugsbunnyseance » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:12 pm

I've been thinking,

was this movie a spiritual successor to Josie and the Pussycats (2001)?
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Postby Shalabi » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:24 pm

kayke wrote:I've been thinking,

was this movie a spiritual successor to Josie and the Pussycats (2001)?


Helllllll no
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:27 pm

I remember this movie came out the week Ingmar Bergman died.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:46 pm

This Thursday,
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:51 am

Awareness bump
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:35 am

THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU is TONIGHT!
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Ampersand wrote:THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:26 pm

~1.5 hours until showtime
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:48 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: The Island of Dr. Moreau
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:52 pm

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[22:10] <Amperando> 3
[22:10] <Amperando> 2
[22:10] <Amperando> 1
[22:10] <ratbags> here we go
[22:11] <besoin> from the people who brought you the ninja turtles
[22:11] <dentistmoreau> is this going to be as disconcerting as splice
[22:11] <Treboon> Movie really did need a custom rap
[22:11] <dentistmoreau> all movies are like that
[22:11] <Amperando> more like Frankensteinmer amirite
[22:11] <besoin> i guess tmnt and this are the same genre really
[22:12] <Treboon> I can't remember how sexy these hybrids are
[22:12] <bigbrando> it'd be cool to actually create a cryptid
[22:12] <lefthumansnake> the responsible for furries genre
[22:12] <dentistmoreau> that font/design is pure distilled 1997
[22:12] <kayke> this is the kind of opening sequence I would have been deeply into as a 14 year old
[22:12] <bob511> Boba Fett?
[22:12] <dentistmoreau> william hootkins plays an owl man
[22:12] <Treboon> Wrung out Raygun magazine covers
[22:13] <dan2> they alter their DNA by adding all these credit names into the string of letters
[22:13] <Amperando> "and so that's how babies are made"
[22:13] <kayke> life of pi
[22:13] <Treboon> aha that font
[22:13] <Amperando> a whole sea made of coffee
[22:13] <bob511> Java C
[22:14] <besoin> stay out of it, thewlis
[22:14] <bigbrando> can i get time
[22:14] <Amperando> 4:00
[22:14] <besoin> 4:00
[22:14] <kayke> I can't wait until one of them looks at the other and he looks like a giant turkey leg
[22:15] <Amperando> 4:15
[22:15] <bigbrando> oh cool, sharks
[22:15] <ratbags> whats happening
[22:15] <besoin> it's the meg
[22:15] <kayke> shark week
[22:15] <bob511> I can't wait until one of them looks at the other and he actually is a giant turkey leg.
[22:15] <dan2> then later on you actually have a guy be a giant turkey
[22:15] <dentistmoreau> the theme is already painfully apparent, two lines of dialoge in
[22:15] <bigbrando> fuck, it is thewlist
[22:15] <Amperando> little did they know they were in the shallow end all along
[22:15] <kayke> oh hey is that guy from harry potter
[22:15] <dentistmoreau> guess he gets that water
[22:16] <bob511> He's going to regret that come breakfast.
[22:16] <besoin> seems like it was just the right amount of water
[22:16] <besoin> they were right to fight for it
[22:16] <bigbrando> thewlis gettin burnt all the way up
[22:17] <dentistmoreau> theh font reappears
[22:17] <Treboon> Wonder why those lifeboats don't have tarps on em
[22:17] <kayke> I hope one of the people on this island is crossed with a burts bee
[22:17] <besoin> heh
[22:17] <besoin> ...iceman?
[22:17] <dentistmoreau> val kilmer is short for valerie kilmerie
[22:18] <Treboon> Coming from a country with a burlap based economy
[22:18] <Amperando> IV pumpin him full of lemonade
[22:18] <bigbrando> how quickly do you think the cast worked out that this would be a shitshow
[22:18] <kayke> 'just a vest' is always a good look
[22:18] <Treboon> day 1
[22:18] <besoin> the peace settlement
[22:18] <dan2> isn't there a documentary about the making of this? or am I imagining
[22:18] <bob511> Intravenous Waterworld "beverage".
[22:18] <Amperando> yes dan
[22:18] <bigbrando> yes
[22:18] <Treboon> There is dan
[22:18] <bigbrando> and it's great
[22:18] <besoin> allen iverson fan here
[22:18] <dan2> yeah I gotta watch that right after
[22:19] <bigbrando> in it, kilmer is described as behaving like a 'prep school bully' throughout filming
[22:19] <Amperando> which, duh
[22:19] <Treboon> No hybrids, just this dude zonked on Ketamine
[22:19] <besoin> poor thewlis
[22:20] <dentistmoreau> i wonder whose island that is
[22:20] <dan2> heh
[22:20] <bob511> POV shot of Hurricane Lane.
[22:20] <Treboon> Other side has a hollywood style Dr. Moreau on it
[22:20] <lefthumansnake> soothing steel drum solo
[22:20] <kayke> put him back on his raft
[22:21] <besoin> i don't know what you mean
[22:21] <bigbrando> double watch is a look that should've taken off
[22:21] <bob511> Quadruple watch?
[22:21] <ratbags> is that val kilmer
[22:21] <Amperando> that Barbara Bush aesthetic
[22:21] <dentistmoreau> this is the future, relatively, right
[22:21] <bob511> Well, eight years ago, actually.
[22:21] <Amperando> the future of 2010, i believe
[22:21] <dentistmoreau> yeah
[22:21] <bob511> But eight years ago in the future.
[22:22] <Amperando> "welcome to Fuck Pyramid, my furry friends"
[22:22] <dentistmoreau> he had a rabbit called kinsey?
[22:22] <bob511> Seems like you shouldn't need to import more than a couple of rabbits.
[22:22] <besoin> :(
[22:23] <Amperando> it was really cute when he kissed the lil rabbit
[22:23] <kayke> he has to eat the rabbit he kissed?
[22:23] <besoin> looks like the base from annihilation
[22:23] <bob511> It's OK, the local crew ate rabbit stew and made rabbit feet to sell to tourists that night.
[22:23] <dentistmoreau> canadian flag?
[22:23] <dentistmoreau> oh
[22:24] <besoin> klinger is in there
[22:24] <ratbags> is this the island
[22:24] <kayke> bowel movements
[22:24] <bigbrando> documentary reveals that kilmer had tennis elbow and refused to remove his compression sleeve for filming
[22:25] <Treboon> I know he has that weird fluid filled thing too
[22:25] <bob511> "For treating my sister's moose bite."
[22:25] <kayke> doctor roy g biv moreau
[22:25] <dan2> average day for me
[22:26] <dentistmoreau> he immediately trips and sprains his ankle
[22:26] <Treboon> Dr. Moreau 90s chill out soundtrack
[22:26] <besoin> didn't expect that to be fairuza
[22:26] <lefthumansnake> deep jungle
[22:26] <Treboon> Benes-esque
[22:26] <bigbrando> fairuza's career is nuttier than i knew
[22:26] <Amperando> well Mr. Ijustgothere, you're very rude to stare
[22:27] <ratbags> this island looks really chill
[22:27] <ratbags> val with a flower in his mouth is BIG MOOD
[22:27] <bob511> Wow, Kilmer really did bully everyone else.
[22:27] <Amperando> here's the thing about this movie: it's really good
[22:28] <kayke> this place looks like a yoga retreat where they kill you at the end of the weekend
[22:28] <ratbags> im into that
[22:28] <bigbrando> eat, pray, animal research
[22:28] <Amperando> lol
[22:29] <Treboon> "Shut up, nerd: An investigation"
[22:29] <bob511> It's Brando, so more like "eat, eat, animal research (on the tastiest to eat).
[22:29] <lefthumansnake> i don't remember this being such a damn mumblecore movie
[22:31] <ratbags> now who is the rat in the cage
[22:31] <dentistmoreau> is that kyle maclachlan on the magazine
[22:32] == bigbrando has changed nick to brideofbrando
[22:32] <kayke> does that look like the "main house" to you?
[22:33] <kayke> this is why they locked you up, nosey
[22:33] <Treboon> goat sign
[22:33] <besoin> just like the un to trample on private rights
[22:33] <bob511> A very intense race to engineer the first push-me-pull-me.
[22:34] <kayke> oh no
[22:34] <ratbags> OH DEAR GOD
[22:34] <besoin> "and the baby looked at me"
[22:34] <dentistmoreau> trejo?
[22:34] <Amperando> "welcome to Fantasy Island"
[22:34] <kayke> the baby saw him first so now it's gonna think he's it's mom
[22:34] <dentistmoreau> rescuers down under ass music
[22:35] <besoin> "you can save 15%!"
[22:35] <kayke> this escalated rather quickly, I'm not into it, let's go see what that guy in the living room was doing
[22:36] <Amperando> what happens when you let your cat outside
[22:36] <besoin> out of work thundercats
[22:36] <ratbags> this island seems a little crazy to me
[22:36] <Amperando> quick kiss it
[22:36] <Treboon> 'That one's harmless, will just try to sell you on Beef Links'
[22:36] <Amperando> Dinky Kong
[22:37] <besoin> is this that california guy from showbiz pizza
[22:37] <ratbags> is that jeff daniels
[22:37] <Amperando> lol
[22:37] <lefthumansnake> five fingers good
[22:37] <kayke> sassy man
[22:37] <maria> hey if anyone could share a time elapsed that would be lovely
[22:38] <dentistmoreau> 2715
[22:38] <dan2> I'm expecting the seat of his pants to have SASSY written on them
[22:38] <besoin> 27:20
[22:38] <dentistmoreau> "who is john galt"
[22:38] <maria> appreciate it
[22:39] <maria> I jumped in a little after that as a guess, and this movie looks gross!
[22:39] <besoin> do they have electricity or don't they
[22:39] <brideofbrando> some dynamite insights coming out of this guy
[22:39] <Amperando> good gross tho, Maria
[22:39] <kayke> debatable
[22:39] <Treboon> Every which way but loose
[22:39] <Amperando> Ron Perlman required no makeup for this performance
[22:40] <brideofbrando> lol
[22:40] <Treboon> "You think you're ready for open mic Friday, bitch?"
[22:40] <ratbags> Planet of the...Not Quite Sure
[22:40] <kayke> these muppets look like they smell bad 
[22:40] <Amperando> lol
[22:40] <Amperando> *whispers to date* "That's Dr. Moreau"
[22:40] <dentistmoreau> now we're talkin
[22:40] <ratbags> holy shit
[22:40] <Treboon> hell yea old powder
[22:41] <lefthumansnake> fashion icon
[22:41] <kayke> got his pop mobile goin'
[22:41] <besoin> some similarity with apocalypse now here eh
[22:41] <maria> that's the life
[22:41] <Amperando> big daddy ridin up
[22:41] <dan2> *throws handfulls of tootsie rolls from car*
[22:41] <dentistmoreau> why did they come outside
[22:41] <besoin> why was he cringing like that
[22:41] <kayke> another wardrobe change for the boy
[22:41] <brideofbrando> i'd convert to catholicism in a second. . . a second.
[22:42] <Treboon> ahahh
[22:42] <kayke> give them all guns
[22:42] <ratbags> how do you end up working for a guy like this
[22:42] <Amperando> craigslist ad
[22:42] <Treboon> You gotta intern somewhere
[22:43] <Treboon> "Mr. Moreau, I need a letter to get my college credit"
[22:43] <Amperando> remote orgasm necklace
[22:43] <kayke> "why not?"
[22:43] <dentistmoreau> this is actually brando in between takes
[22:43] <Treboon> fuck
[22:44] <ratbags> ok
[22:44] <bob511> So...different mothers?
[22:44] <dentistmoreau> i hate it
[22:44] <lefthumansnake> that last one is an oblivion npc
[22:44] <maria> I'd shake his hand
[22:44] <dan2> why the saucy look tho
[22:44] <Amperando> i love them all
[22:45] <besoin> my norms!
[22:45] <kayke> arrested development but it's this family
[22:45] <kayke> dougie is rude as fuck
[22:45] <Treboon> Thewlis a step and a half from being Mark from Peep Show
[22:45] <Amperando> lol so true
[22:45] <besoin> business secrets of the moreaus
[22:45] <brideofbrando> thewlis is great in this lol
[22:46] <dentistmoreau> that seems pretty succinct
[22:46] <maria> 17 years is not that long
[22:46] <kayke> ask not what the splice can do for you, ask what you can do for the splice
[22:46] <dan2> yessss
[22:46] <dentistmoreau> sing us a song you're the piano man-beast
[22:47] <Amperando> play Splicesticks
[22:47] <kayke> twinsies!
[22:47] <maria> hahaha
[22:47] <ratbags> WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
[22:47] <ratbags> BLAH BLAH BLEE BLEE BLOO
[22:47] <brideofbrando> lol
[22:48] <kayke> everyone changes shirts so much!!1
[22:48] <dentistmoreau> what boarder is that
[22:48] <kayke> who is doing all this laundry
[22:48] <besoin> important dentist
[22:48] <dan2> I could picture Brando becoming best friends with the little guy during filming and eventually leaving his entire estate to him in his will
[22:48] <dentistmoreau> wtf
[22:49] <brideofbrando> dan you're going to love the doc
[22:49] <lefthumansnake> striving to become miss cleo
[22:49] <Treboon> ahah
[22:49] <kayke> must be a little chain
[22:50] <besoin> why don't people in movies ever just play along until they're safe
[22:50] <dentistmoreau> this guy is such a dick
[22:50] <brideofbrando> yeah thewlis getting rude
[22:50] <lefthumansnake> i hope they force him to watch the elephant man until he learns some empathy
[22:50] <kayke> they're trying to give you salad, you ass
[22:51] <Treboon> "To that I say, my bad"
[22:51] <Amperando> rabbit salad
[22:53] <bob511> "We'll convene tomorrow at the kangaroo court."
[22:53] <kayke> lol
[22:53] <dentistmoreau> nice
[22:53] <besoin> whoopsie
[22:53] <ratbags> hes terrible at sneaking around
[22:53] <brideofbrando> set loose a box of sounds
[22:53] <dentistmoreau> now he is actually going to sue them
[22:53] <ratbags> this is me going out front for a smoke and smelling a skunk
[22:53] <besoin> is he borrowing moreau's clothes
[22:54] <ratbags> theres only so much fabric on the island
[22:54] <kayke> it's remy, he just wants to teach you to cook!
[22:54] <Amperando> just some normal NYC subway rats
[22:54] <ratbags> the rat boys
[22:54] <ratbags> my kin
[22:54] <bob511> Reepicheep, no!
[22:54] <lefthumansnake> fuckin house elves
[22:54] <dan2> a sequel about the adventures of the rat boat would be sick
[22:55] <dentistmoreau> you missed a spot marl
[22:55] <Treboon> Val gonna DJ the after execution party
[22:55] <kayke> those cheek spanx are really slimming
[22:56] <besoin> close one
[22:56] <dentistmoreau> is this where harry of "and the hendersons" fame comes from
[22:56] <brideofbrando> can't believe this cat man fucks with carnivorous shit
[22:56] <besoin> now you have to try this guy
[22:56] <kayke> now they have to kill that guy too!
[22:57] <kayke> ugh it never ends
[22:57] <ratbags> this is about the cycle of violence
[22:57] <besoin> should be good with the hat now
[22:58] <dan2> I'll be the first to admit it: I really want to pet him
[22:58] <lefthumansnake> make it into a bong
[22:59] <brideofbrando> plot element!
[22:59] <kayke> it's a hit clip
[22:59] <Amperando> now gnaw on the bone
[22:59] <besoin> this guy knows his bones
[22:59] <Amperando> purplest nurple
[22:59] <brideofbrando> on some tony wonder shit
[23:00] <dentistmoreau> forgot there was voiceover ugh
[23:00] <kayke> i forgot this movie had narration
[23:00] <kayke> oh the dna turned yellow? that's never good
[23:01] <Treboon> what
[23:01] <ratbags> its actually just david thewlis talking about workin with brando
[23:01] <dan2> how about a combination of shampoo and conditioner for these poor bastards
[23:01] <dentistmoreau> lol
[23:03] <kayke> maybe they could shock them with edgy comedy
[23:04] <ratbags> well that weas weird
[23:04] <lefthumansnake> fashion comes first
[23:04] <kayke> a lewk
[23:05] <kayke> aaaand the booots!!
[23:05] <Amperando> Montgomery is a gay icon
[23:05] <lefthumansnake> maybe he was trying to be cyberpunk
[23:05] <Treboon> dresses like a 5 year old would if give a choice
[23:07] <kayke> they crashed his plane to get him to this stupid island? just send an e-vite
[23:07] <bob511> ::lifts lid, takes out cookie::
[23:07] <dan2> lmao
[23:07] <dentistmoreau> is he saying words
[23:07] <Treboon> An even tinier person is in there
[23:07] <bob511> Like an anti-chimney.
[23:07] <dan2> *dips nacho in top*
[23:08] <kayke> his ears look ouch
[23:08] <Amperando> honey, take it back
[23:09] <lefthumansnake> full moon, they turn into beastmen instead of manbeasts
[23:09] <brideofbrando> brando looks oddly similar to david attenborough in these scenes.
[23:09] <ratbags> uh oh
[23:10] <Amperando> "i know he keeps his Scrabble in here somewhere"
[23:10] <Treboon> They just sorta forgot about this dude
[23:10] <besoin> they're looking for val kilmer's closet
[23:10] <ratbags> i think brando looks like jack nicholson eating that hoagie on a boat
[23:11] <kayke> me talking to the cats at 2 am
[23:11] <ratbags> lol
[23:11] <bob511> Heh
[23:11] <Amperando> i hope to dress just like Moreau when i grow up
[23:11] <dentistmoreau> what's going on
[23:12] <kayke> fantasia 3
[23:13] <Amperando> but u bad boys
[23:13] <lefthumansnake> if he's only being doing this for 17 years, they're all rebellious teens
[23:13] <dan2> custom made candy necklace requested in Brando's rider
[23:13] <kayke> pearlman's arms look weirdly un-buff
[23:13] <Amperando> that's not Perlman
[23:14] <Amperando> he's the Sayer of the Law
[23:14] <besoin> didn't he see that they had taken their implants out
[23:14] <kayke> they all look like nasty boys to me, I can't tell them apart
[23:15] <kayke> he should have at least let them eat fish
[23:15] <ratbags> thats a big meal
[23:15] <dentistmoreau> welp
[23:15] <besoin> yeah, make yourself known, moron
[23:16] <ratbags> that was a waste
[23:16] <kayke> at least he died in a comfy hammock
[23:16] <bob511> The fire burned for seven days.
[23:16] <Amperando> moraeuvercooked
[23:17] <besoin> take that, christians
[23:18] <kayke> if I were lupin I'd tell them I'm they're new dad and I want them to fix the radio
[23:18] <kayke> *their
[23:18] <kayke> stop trying to kiss the cat girl and get off the island, stupid
[23:18] <dentistmoreau> give her a bit dude her dad just died
[23:19] <besoin> he's pretty calm about all of this
[23:19] <brideofbrando> michael herr was one of the writers for this screenplay lol
[23:21] <Amperando> kisssss
[23:21] <kayke> this guy is so ballsy
[23:21] <besoin> lapsed into chris from real genius there
[23:21] <lefthumansnake> i'll be your huckleberry/cranberry hybrid
[23:22] <Treboon> time check
[23:22] <Treboon> ?
[23:22] <besoin> we don't have enough tombstone references in here
[23:22] <besoin> 1:11:30
[23:22] <Amperando> 1:11:35
[23:22] <Treboon> thanks
[23:22] <Amperando> "i like the cut of your claws, my man
[23:22] <lefthumansnake> they're teenagers, let them have spring break
[23:22] <besoin> haha
[23:23] <Amperando> this guy is Jango Fett btw
[23:23] <besoin> just zap him and take it
[23:27] <lefthumansnake> yeah he's douglas
[23:29] <besoin> the shy son is the guy from europa europa
[23:29] <Amperando> all vals go to heaven
[23:29] <bob511> And of course the dead cat man is the Chairman.
[23:29] <lefthumansnake> khajiit has self awareness
[23:29] <kayke> what is anyone's motivation
[23:29] <brideofbrando> INSTICT
[23:30] <bob511> I mean, if Marlon Brando tried to tell me not to eat meat, I'd probably end up this way too.
[23:32] <ratbags> i'd like to go insane on an island to be frank
[23:32] <besoin> bite him
[23:32] <bob511> "My DNA will keep you from turning into a wild animal" is certainly a creative pick-up angle.
[23:32] <lefthumansnake> could someone please put the documentary in the dropbox
[23:32] <besoin> you're free, llamas
[23:32] <kayke> how does letting a wounded llama out help anyone
[23:33] <dan2> how have they not made a Far Cry out of this yet?
[23:33] <brideofbrando> it's revealed in the doc
[23:33] <Amperando> *hiccup*
[23:34] <besoin> how big is this clip
[23:34] <Amperando> "say hello to my little friend" *picks up Moreau's small friend*
[23:34] <maria> it's a... gorilla clip
[23:34] <brideofbrando> yeah where is that lil dude during all this
[23:35] <dan2> "I think it was behind Dinky's"
[23:36] <dentistmoreau> i have no earthly idea what's going on
[23:36] <kayke> yeah I am lost
[23:36] <brideofbrando> is there a furry canon
[23:36] <dan2> that is some loud rope
[23:36] <ratbags> jesus
[23:37] <kayke> okay I don't care anymore if she's dead
[23:37] <dentistmoreau> is she gonna have nine lives is that the joke
[23:37] <dentistmoreau> or 4.5
[23:37] <ratbags> i think doug is fucked
[23:37] <dan2> "Treemail!"
[23:37] <Amperando> "NO MORE BOOKS!"
[23:38] <brideofbrando> 'and his hands would plait the entrails of truthsayers for want of rope to strangle 5 hands'
[23:38] <ratbags> hyena twitches more than me on cocaine
[23:38] <kayke> as soon as dad's gone they throw a rager at the house, typical
[23:38] <ratbags> see this is what happens
[23:38] <ratbags> someone comes into power
[23:39] <ratbags> and it corrupts them
[23:39] <dentistmoreau> it's true this is what happens
[23:39] <Amperando> i'm living 2010 all over again
[23:39] <dentistmoreau> ....a god-damned maniac!
[23:39] <ratbags> how long are their life spans
[23:39] <ratbags> like is the life span of a hyena
[23:39] <ratbags> or a human
[23:39] <kayke> he has the same lip mechanics as the baby from dinosaurs
[23:40] <ratbags> thewlis?
[23:40] <ratbags> yeah
[23:40] <ratbags> i noticed that too
[23:40] <kayke> lmao
[23:40] <bob511> "Tell them, 'not the father'"
[23:40] <besoin> divide and conquer
[23:40] <besoin> a proper colonial
[23:40] <maria_> alright I showed up way late but it's been covered that it's really funny this guy went on to play a werewolf in Harry Potter, right?
[23:41] <bob511> He felt left out during this production.
[23:41] <besoin> who was that beekeeper guy
[23:41] <Amperando> he was the burt bee splice
[23:41] <kayke> the burts bee
[23:41] <kayke> lol
[23:41] <besoin> just burt
[23:42] <Amperando> boned to death
[23:42] <ratbags> they've become what the doctor feared
[23:42] <ratbags> ....HUMAN
[23:42] <ratbags> roll credits
[23:42] <bob511> Figures.  Hyena makes the kill, and then the other predators swoop in and chase him off.
[23:42] <kayke> so the moral of the story is laws are bad?
[23:42] <ratbags> laws of man are bad
[23:43] <ratbags> laws of nature are good
[23:43] <besoin> yeah, great plan
[23:43] <kayke> oh I forgot sassy pants
[23:43] <bob511> Did he pack a barrel of coconuts?
[23:43] <Amperando> kiss sassypants goodbye
[23:43] <besoin> the voice of this guy is the voice of megatron
[23:43] <ratbags> what else is he gonna pack
[23:43] <ratbags> everything else burned
[23:44] <besoin> just us hellboys here
[23:44] <dentistmoreau> he sounds like kelsey grammer right now
[23:44] <ratbags> DON'T YOU GET IT NILES
[23:44] <ratbags> DAD MADE US MONSTERS
[23:44] <Amperando> wise old goat
[23:44] <besoin> tossed salad...scrambled eggs...forget it
[23:44] <kayke> but the little guy isn't an animal, take him to england with you
[23:45] <maria_> hope he remembered to pack his coconut opener
[23:45] <ratbags> so if they regress they just become regular animals?
[23:45] <dentistmoreau> he's using brando's muu muu as a sail
[23:45] <Amperando> lol yeah there's no way he's getting those coconuts open
[23:45] <Amperando> dies within hours
[23:46] <dentistmoreau> oh good one
[23:46] <dan2> TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR
[23:46] <besoin> jesus, rob morrow was supposed to play this role?
[23:46] <dan2> most of that footage didn't even look that bad
[23:47] <ratbags> wild movie
[23:47] <Amperando> Fox(y) lady
[23:47] <brideofbrando> neil young, goddamn
[23:47] <maria_> pretty good movie! very gross!
[23:47] <kayke> but who is the monster and who is the man ring the bells of notre dame
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[22:10] <Amper-do-right> 3
[22:10] <Amper-do-right> 2
[22:11] <Amper-do-right> 1
[22:11] <dan2> *lion pops out of chat*
[22:11] <ratbagley> cartoon studios
[22:11] <kayke-do-wrong> ummm
[22:11] <impdentright> does anyone need a canadian flag, i have a whole bag of them for some reason
[22:11] <dan2> ughh I forgot about this
[22:11] <shalabi-do-right> wow
[22:11] <impdentright> yoiks
[22:11] <ratbagley> remember when they used to do this
[22:11] <ratbagley> it was fucked up
[22:11] <bob511> This encode is going to be 4% extra manic.
[22:11] <dan2> sometimes you have to pad out your 80 minute film with a short
[22:12] <impdentright> wait is this really not part of the 79 minute movie
[22:12] <ratbagley> did seth macfarlane write this
[22:12] <Amper-do-right> so this movie is 60 minutes long before credits
[22:13] <Amper-do-right> gotta be
[22:13] <kayke-do-wrong> I don't care what anyone says, Netflix's Disenchantment looks great
[22:13] <Amper-do-right> lol
[22:13] <ratbagley> they had to leave a lot on the floor
[22:13] <shalabi-do-right> maybe i'll come back in a few min
[22:13] <lhs> why is there this 80 minute rule anyway
[22:13] <ratbagley> cause of serious head injury
[22:13] <besoin> the director of this directed guarding tess
[22:14] <besoin> the comedy where they bury shirley maclaine alive
[22:14] <ratbagley> guarding tess gets very dark very suddenly
[22:14] <Amper-do-right> wow that's what it's about?
[22:14] <ratbagley> well its mostly about nic cage resenting his job guarding a grumpy old lady
[22:14] <ratbagley> but then in the last half hour
[22:14] <ratbagley> she gets buried alive by hicks
[22:15] <besoin> nic cage is a secret service agent protecting first lady shirley maclaine
[22:15] <ratbagley> and nic cage shoots a conspirator in the foot to get information
[22:15] <dudders> is the entire idea of the folk tale to just laden children with as much emotional baggage as possible
[22:15] <besoin> he also directed the first police academy
[22:15] <Amper-do-right> it's weird that we've watched like 20 nic cage movies and somehow that one hasn't come up
[22:15] <kayke-do-wrong> I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
[22:15] <ratbagley> nic cage is my favorite actor
[22:15] <impdentright> unreal
[22:15] <impdentright> my gf and i just did a nic cage week
[22:15] <dan2> 2 sets of credits!
[22:16] <impdentright> face off, bad lieutenant, adaptation, and con air
[22:16] <kayke-do-wrong> good night everyone
[22:16] <dan2> and we haven't even gotten to the opening credits now that I think about it
[22:16] <shalabi-do-right> welp that's it folks, see you thursday for Dangerous Minds!
[22:16] <dudders> i guess it's cool that a bunch of ppl got to work on some stuff, tho
[22:16] <Amper-do-right> lol
[22:16] <ratbagley> i went to the world premiere of bad lieutenant at TIFF
[22:16] <ratbagley> werner herzog was there
[22:16] <dan2> I think the real lox is the one who scheduled this
[22:16] <bob511> Two logos, too?
[22:16] <ratbagley> he said nic cage was a dream to work with
[22:16] <ratbagley> thats definitely canada
[22:17] <ratbagley> can confirm
[22:17] <kayke-do-wrong> me
[22:17] <kayke-do-wrong> loves it
[22:17] <dudders> same
[22:17] <Amper-do-right> hell yeah
[22:17] <kayke-do-wrong> heck yeah
[22:17] <ratbagley> wow this kid is out of control
[22:17] <Amper-do-right> rooting for that guy
[22:17] <impdentright> mister e
[22:17] <ratbagley> leave that girl alone
[22:18] <dudders> i'm still not convinced this isn't a Problem Child sequel
[22:18] <kayke-do-wrong> get wrecked
[22:18] <ratbagley> he's clumsy as hell
[22:18] <dan2> why the Jetson's tube sound effects
[22:19] <besoin> i'm not sure i ever actually saw a dudley do right cartoon
[22:19] <ratbagley> hopefully we get to see a horse ride brendan fraser in this
[22:19] <besoin> i saw rocky and bullwinkle, so i suppose i must have
[22:19] <kayke-do-wrong> how long do horses live?
[22:19] <impdentright> great start
[22:20] <besoin> yeah, jesus
[22:20] <ratbagley> this is definitely canada
[22:20] <dudders> they give birth astride a grave. flash of light, and then it's night once more
[22:20] <kayke-do-wrong> the money AND the gold
[22:20] <ratbagley> they're gonna get like 5 dollars a piece
[22:21] <ratbagley> that gang is too big
[22:21] <dan2> hold on what year is this set
[22:21] <sideshowraheem> what year is this supposed to take place in
[22:21] <kayke-do-wrong> okay I'm laughing at how big the gang is
[22:21] <impdentright> ok the scale jokes are ok
[22:21] <ratbagley> we dont have years in canada
[22:21] <Amper-do-right> Fargo Season 4 is weird
[22:21] <dudders> lol
[22:22] <sideshowraheem> the flag would suggest it's at least later than the 50s
[22:22] <ratbagley> if you see a 2 dollar bill
[22:22] <Amper-do-right> Canadian-angle shot
[22:22] <sideshowraheem> or the 60s rather
[22:22] <bob511> Snidely Whiplash started the Sudanese civil war.
[22:22] <ratbagley> okay i laughed at the fart
[22:22] <Amper-do-right> lotta farting in August
[22:23] <ratbagley> lol the farts are killing me
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[22:23] <dan2> the original cartoon did not have to rely on constant farting
[22:23] <dan2> for shame
[22:23] <impdentright> "vehicle" is what they call a car in canada
[22:23] <Trebbers> can I get 15?
[22:23] <kayke-do-wrong> he brought a gun to a nothing fight
[22:24] <dan2> just hit 13
[22:24] <impdentright> 13 now
[22:24] <ratbagley> youre missing crucial fart points
[22:24] <Trebbers> cool, my security alarm went off 10 minutes ago. Was sound fucking asleep
[22:24] <Trebbers> Which one of you did it/
[22:24] <dan2> pretty disappointing that Molina is doing the Whiplash voice but Fraiser isn't doing any voice
[22:25] <dudders> dudley is his voice
[22:25] <impdentright> i was expecting at least some exaggerated "aboot"s
[22:25] <dan2> this movie is BOOKING
[22:26] <besoin> these kids end up being the 1982 edmonton oilers
[22:26] <impdentright> he just said "out" correctly
[22:26] <impdentright> what is he even doing
[22:26] <impdentright> ok that one was ok
[22:27] <kayke-do-wrong> he rode through canada on a horse with no name
[22:27] <Trebbers> Sorry where are we near again?
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> that classic mountie weapon, a tommy gun
[22:28] <besoin> 17:00
[22:28] <Trebbers> Was waiting for 15
[22:28] <impdentright> 17 now
[22:28] <dan2> feel like we slipped into a Nick Millard movie
[22:28] <Trebbers> perfect
[22:28] <Amper-do-right> yeah jeez
[22:28] <Amper-do-right> Wayne Wayne Gretzsky
[22:29] <Trebbers>   ahah
[22:29] <dudders> this was parker's period where she insisted she sings in every movie
[22:29] <Trebbers> oh shit, is this a musical?
[22:29] <dudders> see also hocus pocus
[22:29] <ratbagley> this is why weed is being legalized in canada
[22:29] <kayke-do-wrong> lol
[22:30] <impdentright> guam can't have a us ambassador
[22:30] <besoin> isn't she canadian
[22:30] <kayke-do-wrong> 1
[22:30] <kayke-do-wrong> 2
[22:30] <kayke-do-wrong> 3
[22:30] <ratbagley> there we are
[22:30] <lhs> should have brought back some goddamn nails from guam
[22:31] <impdentright> i'm sure that'll be the extent of it
[22:31] <kayke-do-wrong> yaaas
[22:31] <kayke-do-wrong> these are the JOKES
[22:31] <dan2> see now this is humor
[22:31] <Trebbers> Bane voice
[22:31] <ratbagley> i mean this movie is basically a weird twitter meme
[22:32] <dan2> your heads are going to explode when you hear the budget on this
[22:32] <besoin> really giving canada the business here
[22:32] <impdentright> uh oh
[22:32] <dudders> canadian workmanship getting put on blast
[22:32] <Trebbers> in CAD?
[22:32] <ratbagley> oh good
[22:32] <ratbagley> this will go well
[22:32] <impdentright> this can't be good
[22:32] <Amper-do-right> Porn Festival?
[22:32] <Amper-do-right> ruh roh
[22:32] <besoin> mo green, first nations chief
[22:32] <ratbagley> is this Gotti
[22:32] <kayke-do-wrong> uh oh
[22:32] <Trebbers> oh man
[22:32] <shalabi-do-right> oof
[22:32] <dudders> that fucking is gazarra lol
[22:33] <Trebbers> will take my devane where I get it
[22:33] <ratbagley> id just like to say for the record
[22:33] <dudders> oh, nm
[22:33] <impdentright> feel like them giving them brooklyn accents actually makes it less offensive so good for them
[22:33] <ratbagley> this absolutely doesn't exist in canada
[22:33] <dudders> olympics vibes
[22:33] <Trebbers> Oh alex rocco?
[22:34] <bob511> Oh jeez
[22:34] <besoin> it's that lawn mower guy from the sopranos
[22:34] <impdentright> yes let's pad this movie longer
[22:35] <Amper-do-right> arguably this is all padding?
[22:35] <besoin> this is a disaster
[22:35] <impdentright> i guess i don't understand why the brooklyn indians are in canada
[22:35] <ratbagley> tax purposes
[22:35] <kayke-do-wrong> lol
[22:35] <lhs> i just want to sit on the bottom of the lake like the graduate
[22:35] <dudders> fucking idle
[22:35] <kayke-do-wrong> my man eric
[22:36] <bob511> Figured Cleese worked for George of the Jungle
[22:36] <ratbagley> which molina villain is better? this or doctor octopus
[22:36] <dan2> holy shit
[22:36] <ratbagley> THIS IS INSANE
[22:36] <sideshowraheem> I wonder if LCJ has seen this
[22:36] <dudders> i ride for this movie.
[22:36] <Trebbers> laughing and coughing
[22:36] <kayke-do-wrong> this hair is a lot
[22:37] <Amper-do-right> Eric Idle looking like Lights Camera Jackson in 40 years
[22:37] <Trebbers> Michael Cohen esque
[22:37] <dan2> LCJ would have stood up in the theater and applauded
[22:37] <impdentright> haha
[22:37] <kayke-do-wrong> so mounties are heroes and border guards are trash, I see how it is movie
[22:37] <lhs> kids love bette midler namedrops
[22:37] <ratbagley> must be roll up the rim to win at tim horton's
[22:38] <besoin> uhhhhhhh
[22:38] <Trebbers> So they just shot a bunch of scenes and strung them together w/narration
[22:38] <shalabi-do-right> WOAH
[22:38] <Trebbers> woah
[22:38] <sideshowraheem> yikes
[22:38] <ratbagley> that was wildly racist
[22:38] <Trebbers> YEah, it's not ham
[22:38] <dan2> the movie pulls no punches
[22:38] <dan2> lol
[22:38] <ratbagley> are these the woodsmen from twin peaks
[22:39] <ratbagley> a LODGE in CANADA
[22:39] <kayke-do-wrong> I thought he was gonna sing for a second
[22:39] <ratbagley> seems like david lynch isn't very ORIGINAL after all
[22:39] <ratbagley> love the big lebowski landlord
[22:39] <dudders> yeah lol
[22:40] <dan2> Snidley Rippedlash
[22:40] <Amper-do-right> damn
[22:40] <ratbagley> this movie is on mushrooms
[22:41] <Amper-do-right> hot to effin trot
[22:41] <impdentright> unreal
[22:41] <besoin> what dreams may come deleted scene
[22:41] <ratbagley> does the horse have a boner
[22:41] <impdentright> this is maybe the least earned joke in history
[22:41] <kayke-do-wrong> the flash season 5
[22:41] <dan2> glad I'm doing this the same day as my Brokeback Mountain rewatch
[22:41] <besoin> i swear the horse mumbled "mark zuckerberg"
[22:41] <dan2> lol
[22:41] <kayke-do-wrong> I want that coat
[22:42] <kayke-do-wrong> I can't believe that just happened
[22:43] <besoin> so he IS based on trump
[22:43] <Amper-do-right> the narrator makes this all feel like it's still a trailer
[22:43] <impdentright> yoiks
[22:43] <dan2> it's weird how this is the inverse of how a TV show/movie adaptaion normally goes in that it's significantly smaller and lower stakes
[22:44] <impdentright> does snidley have a big dick
[22:44] <impdentright> is that the implication
[22:44] <dan2> Wide-ly Dick Smash
[22:44] <impdentright> fuck
[22:44] <dan2> I'll leave now
[22:45] <dudders> 'what's the dress' is something i should ask more often
[22:45] <impdentright> yeah
[22:45] <ratbagley> my god
[22:45] <Trebbers> damn
[22:46] <ratbagley> this is like that town in oregon that got taken over my rajneesh cult members
[22:47] <ratbagley> the british still meddling in canadian business
[22:47] <lhs> whom is this movie intended for
[22:47] <kayke-do-wrong> me
[22:47] <ratbagley> people who say "whomst"
[22:47] <Trebbers> Did they film this in between scenes for The World is not Enough?
[22:48] <impdentright> yeah it's for parents who don't know what to take their preteens to see in 1999
[22:48] <ratbagley> where's his horse
[22:48] <dan2> this came out the same year as The Mummy AND Blast from the Past
[22:48] <Trebbers> slaw dog
[22:48] <ratbagley> need that canadian flag phone
[22:48] <bob511> This guy directed two Fraser movies in one year?
[22:48] <dan2> that's the biggest year since Jim Carey '94
[22:49] <ratbagley> its the guy who had the hots for mrs. doubtfire
[22:49] <Trebbers> He's in Internal Ehfairs
[22:50] <impdentright> his civvies
[22:50] <besoin> he'll wear roots sweats for the rest of the movie
[22:51] <ratbagley> you probably can buy that outfit at roots
[22:52] <shalabi-do-right> hello fennel
[22:52] <ratbagley> daniel...are you wearing ladies lipstick??
[22:52] <ratbagley> this is me hungover
[22:53] <ratbagley> there's a goddamn gag a minute in this
[22:53] <dudders> was there a discussion about whether they should keep the cape
[22:54] <kayke-do-wrong> they made the right decision, the cape is working
[22:54] <dudders> agree
[22:54] <kayke-do-wrong> the ends justify the do-wrongs
[22:55] <dudders> holy shit, there's an hour and 17 of this left?
[22:55] <ratbagley> seriously am i on mushrooms
[22:55] <impdentright> is that the grandma from every late 90s movie
[22:55] <ratbagley> no?
[22:55] <ratbagley> there's like 30 minutes left
[22:55] <besoin> it's 77 mins total
[22:55] <Trebbers> We'll know if she starts rapping
[22:55] <dudders> yeah no
[22:55] <besoin> 30 mins left
[22:55] <dudders> my bad
[22:55] <dan2> Cuck'dly Do-Right
[22:56] <impdentright> i would not be the least bit surprised if there was that specific rapping granny in this
[22:56] <besoin> i had forgotten about the rapping granny
[22:56] <ratbagley> i like that there is absolutely NOTHING canadian about this movie
[22:56] <besoin> isn't this same scene in blast from the past
[22:56] <impdentright> was really hoping for a scene where dudley had to dodge a bunch of swing dancers
[22:56] <kayke-do-wrong> the flags, rat
[22:57] <ratbagley> whats a flag to a bud
[22:57] <impdentright> oh now we're talkin
[22:57] <ratbagley> oh no
[22:58] <kayke-do-wrong> a classic, an oldy but a goody, evergreen joke
[22:58] <impdentright> wait i just realized what is happening
[22:58] <impdentright> and i ask, what is happening
[22:59] <ratbagley> dudley must be a democrat
[22:59] <kayke-do-wrong> lol
[22:59] <dudders> shots fired
[22:59] <besoin> 77 mins and still wasting time
[22:59] <lhs> 9/11 didn't happen soon enough
[23:00] <ratbagley> yup definitely a democrat
[23:00] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:00] <ratbagley> lol that tongue joke
[23:01] <Amper-do-right> when was the moment that Brendan realized his career had become a neverending "Ow My Balls"
[23:01] <besoin> midway through crash
[23:01] <impdentright> to be fair that was the first nut shot of the movie
[23:01] <impdentright> i think?
[23:01] <ratbagley> brendan fraser needs more regulations on head injuries than the NFL does
[23:01] <ratbagley> wow dudley is off the rails
[23:02] <kayke-do-wrong> hott
[23:02] <ratbagley> WOW
[23:02] <ratbagley> was not expecting that
[23:02] <besoin> that's not papier mache
[23:02] <ratbagley> did this just become gentle death wish
[23:02] <impdentright> they call things different names in canada
[23:02] <dan2> dDd
[23:03] <besoin> heh
[23:03] <dan2> been a long time since we had a good banjo breakdown
[23:03] <ratbagley> now we know where vince gilligan got the idea for breaking bad
[23:03] <besoin> so the horse really just spends the whole movie missing?
[23:03] <kayke-do-wrong> the horse was a rental
[23:03] <ratbagley> im expecting a triumphant horse fart joke
[23:03] <ratbagley> near the climax
[23:03] <ratbagley> just like all my dates do
[23:03] <ratbagley> hiyo
[23:04] <ratbagley> goodnight, ladies and gentlemen
[23:04] <impdentright> oh no not mud
[23:04] <dudders> yo but for real, this movie *could happen*
[23:04] <Amper-do-right> eat canadian mud, you slime
[23:04] <ratbagley> mud is every canadians weakness
[23:04] <dan2> whats to say it already hasn't
[23:04] <kayke-do-wrong> dirt bikes, more like /dirty/ bikes amiright
[23:04] <ratbagley> that jump was impossible
[23:04] <ratbagley> this is hte best joke in the movie
[23:05] <besoin> haha, daphne du maurier
[23:05] <Trebbers> ah
[23:05] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:05] <dudders> he had the cape
[23:05] <ratbagley> reverse psychology
[23:05] <dan2> Molina is 10/10 in this
[23:05] <Amper-do-right> "Dick Dastardly?"
[23:05] <impdentright> yeah god bless him
[23:05] <ratbagley> id love to ask him about this if i meet him
[23:06] <ratbagley> "so dudley do right huh, al?"
[23:06] <besoin> this is santa clarita
[23:06] <ratbagley> the only place this could've been filmed in canada is south albert
[23:06] <ratbagley> a
[23:06] <lhs> pretty green for santa clarita
[23:07] <besoin> i think the dirt bike scene was bc
[23:07] <impdentright> hahahaha
[23:07] <impdentright> just doing laps around him
[23:08] <lhs> that's not even chiaroscuro
[23:08] <ratbagley> paint by numbers gag got me
[23:08] <impdentright> that was good too
[23:08] <besoin> why is nell fooled by snidely
[23:08] <impdentright> but only because of how well alfred sold it
[23:08] <kayke-do-wrong> she's not, she's just into it
[23:08] <ratbagley> this movie thinks very little of women
[23:08] <dudders> yeah
[23:08] <bob511> This movie thinks very little.
[23:09] <ratbagley> true
[23:09] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:09] <besoin> i see/hear where most of the budget went
[23:09] <dan2> now we're talkin!
[23:09] <impdentright> if this was really canadian it would be an ice sculpture
[23:09] <kayke-do-wrong> born to do-right-l
[23:09] <lhs> make it into a boner
[23:09] <besoin> edward terriblehands
[23:09] <dan2> was waiting to spring this on you but...
[23:09] <dan2> Budget   $70 million
[23:09] <ratbagley> again there is like zero actual canadian references in this
[23:09] <Trebbers> 70M!
[23:09] <besoin> and it grossed $9M
[23:09] <ratbagley> a million per minute
[23:10] <dudders> get yours, idle
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> this is about as Canadian as Johnny Depp's character in Tusk
[23:10] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:10] <shalabi-do-right> i'm glad brenden frasier is destitute!
[23:10] <lhs> james hurl
[23:10] <impdentright> whoa
[23:10] <kayke-do-wrong> the black towels
[23:10] <impdentright> this scene
[23:10] <ratbagley> i actually like brendan fraser and his story a year ago was important and i hope he's doing okay
[23:10] <Amper-do-right> the canadian mud makes them weak
[23:10] <Trebbers> oh my god
[23:10] <dan2> I'm glad they made Snidley the main character
[23:10] <Trebbers> Low velocity
[23:11] <ratbagley> is this about trump and mueller
[23:11] <impdentright> i like the lady in the crowd yelling "he's the good guy!!"
[23:11] <ratbagley> this is the most canadian part
[23:11] <Amper-do-right> his cartoon silhouette has a much stronger chin
[23:11] <ratbagley> oh good more of this
[23:12] <kayke-do-wrong> carrot
[23:12] <besoin> thought that was liza minnelli for a sec
[23:12] <Amper-do-right> culturally appropriating heaven
[23:12] <kayke-do-wrong> how many corn festivals does this place have per year?
[23:12] <Trebbers> feel like i'm dying
[23:13] <ratbagley> i'm imagining roger ebert now watching this and just sort of shrugging like "hey this isn't so bad"
[23:13] <dudders> then joni mitchell just blasts in
[23:13] <impdentright> there's this sort of meta joke here about tacky casino shows and i'm not sure if it's offensive or not
[23:13] <impdentright> i mean it is but
[23:13] <sideshowraheem> maybe Corn Festival is the name of the venue
[23:13] <kayke-do-wrong> corn festival is the name of his sled
[23:13] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:13] <bob511> "When I'm calling Hugh...."
[23:13] <ratbagley> its insane that roger ebert was paid a large salary to spend one morning seeing this in theatres
[23:13] <bob511> Hugh Wilson.
[23:14] <bob511> You know, the writer/director.
[23:14] <besoin> still in the mud
[23:14] <impdentright> no i got it
[23:14] <bob511> Are you sure?
[23:14] <ratbagley> if that's chocolate milk
[23:14] <bob511> I can probably go into greater detail.
[23:14] <ratbagley> its very canadian
[23:14] <impdentright> well the imagery of this is maybe not great
[23:14] <ratbagley> oh good this is great
[23:15] <besoin> where's that xXx sub when you need it
[23:15] <kayke-do-wrong> I
[23:15] <kayke-do-wrong> I'm not a doctor, but fireworks could fuck you up
[23:15] <impdentright> i'm waiting for a wilhelm scream
[23:15] <ratbagley> this is the laziest movie
[23:15] <lhs> where's max de winter when you need him
[23:16] <shalabi-do-right> canadians one weakness: fireworks
[23:16] <ratbagley> we do love fireworks
[23:16] <dudders> didn't they make a documentary about the making of this movie
[23:16] <besoin> a little macarthur humor for the kids
[23:16] <ratbagley> where'd the press come from
[23:16] <lhs> i can't tell if this is as bad as or worse than master of disguise
[23:16] <shalabi-do-right> lol
[23:16] <shalabi-do-right> idk
[23:16] <bob511> Canadian marines take Hans Island.
[23:16] <shalabi-do-right> this is bad
[23:16] <kayke-do-wrong> this is america song
[23:16] <impdentright> i didn't see master of disguise but i'm sure it was worse than this
[23:17] <Amper-do-right> Molina is better than anything in Master of Disguise
[23:17] <kayke-do-wrong> not the snake eating cheese!
[23:17] <lhs> i hate everything about this
[23:17] <ratbagley> this is wildly awful
[23:17] <lhs> oh yeah the cheese snake. this is definitely worse
[23:18] <impdentright> i've actually chortled a few times at this
[23:18] <ratbagley> fart saves them
[23:18] <besoin> the horse got onto the pushing daisies set
[23:18] <dan2> another thing Lynch ripped off
[23:18] <impdentright> ha
[23:19] <ratbagley> this is like an alt right protest
[23:19] <besoin> put him on the horse
[23:19] <ratbagley> the militarization of local idiots
[23:20] <dudders> just think about all the one liners that didn't make it into the movie
[23:20] <impdentright> what are the stakes here again
[23:20] <ratbagley> there's that 70 million in action
[23:21] <ratbagley> wow they killed a horse for this?
[23:21] <impdentright> dudley is fighting against economic development of a small canadian town?
[23:21] <ratbagley> well technically it's fraudulent development meant to benefit one man
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[23:21] <kayke-do-wrong> all kids movies hate land development
[23:22] <kayke-do-wrong> that's the rule
[23:22] <shalabi-do-right> that poor horse
[23:22] <impdentright> that's true
[23:22] <dudders> blowing shit up around horses is not cool.
[23:22] <ratbagley> what are those flags
[23:22] <dudders> polish hussars
[23:22] <ratbagley> saved by the british
[23:23] <kayke-do-wrong> large adult sons
[23:23] <ratbagley> after this i don't think i'll ever watch a movie again
[23:23] <besoin> the horse nailed alex rocco in the background
[23:23] <dan2> probably the right move
[23:23] <besoin> he almost stumbled forward
[23:24] <impdentright> they sleep in that twin bed
[23:24] <shalabi-do-right> i was kinda hoping for 30 min of credits
[23:24] <kayke-do-wrong> 4
[23:24] <kayke-do-wrong> 5
[23:24] <ratbagley> YES
[23:24] <lhs> the female prize is obtained
[23:24] <dan2> also want to say that it's weird that they completely inverted Inspector Fenwick for no reason
[23:24] <impdentright> fewer than i would have thought
[23:24] <dan2> he's supposed to hate dudley
[23:24] <besoin> haha
[23:24] <Amper-do-right> that's all FFFFAAART!
[23:24] <dan2> oh no that's just rude
[23:24] <ratbagley> okay
[23:24] <lhs> fuck this movie
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> what an odd film
[23:24] <shalabi-do-right> worse than master of disguise
[23:24] <shalabi-do-right> easily
[23:24] <ratbagley> just really terribly bad
[23:24] <impdentright> that felt like half an hour
[23:25] <Amper-do-right> dooo right doooo right
[23:25] <ratbagley> like just full of awful shit
[23:25] <dan2> no way in hell this was miles ahead of MoD
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> and Regis Philbin as Regis
[23:25] <kayke-do-wrong> brent butt
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> wait Brent Butt was in this?
[23:25] <ratbagley> brent butt is a canadian comedian
[23:25] <kayke-do-wrong> as "bad guy in black"
[23:25] <dudders> off to watch sharp objects for some more self harm. bye all
[23:25] <ratbagley> who created a show called Corner Gas
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[23:25] <ratbagley> about a gas station in sasketchewan
[23:25] <lhs> cheese snake and 9/11 turtle club > this shitpile
[23:26] <ratbagley> im gonna go throw my computer out
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[23:26] <impdentright> the choice of a fake gospel song at the end of a movie about canada is a little puzzling
[23:26] <Amper-do-right> this is our last comedy for awhile
[23:26] <impdentright> the odds of a post credits scene are pretty high
[23:26] <kayke-do-wrong> brooke brooks
[23:26] <impdentright> we're already to the visual effects and there's over three minutes left
[23:27] <impdentright> plus the kind of movie this is
[23:27] <lhs> it's probably another cartoon
[23:27] <lhs> or the same cartoon
[23:27] <Amper-do-right> i googled "how many horses died during the filming of Dudley Do Right?" but no luck
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[23:27] <impdentright> man it's only 1030
[23:27] <impdentright> i have the day off tomorrow, this is such a waste
[23:28] <Amper-do-right> lol
[23:28] <lhs> you can watch it again
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[22:10] <Ampersand> 3
[22:10] <Ampersand> 2
[22:10] <Ampersand> 1
[22:10] <besoin> man, got right to it
[22:10] <dangerousmartin> they say i got to learn
[22:10] <impdentist> haha already with the soundtrack
[22:10] <dangerousmartin> but nobody's here to teach me
[22:10] <Ampersand> pumping my fists
[22:10] <shalabi> i'm sure this song is gonna get played at least 8 times
[22:10] <dangerousmartin> i feel duty bound to warn you all i'm .... some drinks in
[22:10] <ratbags> same
[22:10] <besoin> this is based on a true story about a teacher in east palo alto, i think
[22:10] <Ampersand> WE LOVE YOU, BARRY!
[22:11] <besoin> i saw michelle pfeiffer at a diner once
[22:11] <lhs> nice of them to use a student film project for the opening
[22:11] <dangerousmartin> starts out much more dickensian than i remember
[22:11] <shalabi> besoin burger report?
[22:11] <besoin> no, in palo alto
[22:12] <besoin> i've also seen david e. kelley tooling around in his car
[22:12] <impdentist> that bus is bookin it
[22:12] <lhs> their school is in oz, i see
[22:12] <besoin> never got to thank him for to gillian on her 37th birthday though
[22:12] <impdentist> wendy and lisa lol
[22:12] <impdentist> thanks bread
[22:13] <Ampersand> woof
[22:13] <besoin> huh, said palo alto on the bus
[22:13] <dangerousmartin> fuckin hacky sacks even at the tough schools
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> Bruckheimer?
[22:13] <shalabi> bunch of 35 year olds in high school
[22:13] <besoin> palo alto and east palo alto are not the same thing, movie
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> I guess his fingerprints were onl iterally everything at this point
[22:13] <impdentist> i just want to see the disco dorks at this school
[22:14] <dangerousmartin> i never realized this was ... palo alto
[22:14] <Ampersand> how much does he know???
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> "thank you for filling in for Jim Belushi on such short notice"
[22:14] <besoin> the real story was EAST palo alto, which is very different than palo alto
[22:15] <dan_not_afk> not messing around with those necklaces
[22:15] <dan_not_afk> "ate some bad spaghetti"
[22:16] <dan_not_afk> had to get back to the Entourage
[22:16] <lhs> none of that is how it works afaik
[22:16] <besoin> heh
[22:16] <impdentist> if schools are desperate for teachers they can do basically whatever they want
[22:17] <impdentist> btw the salary works out to like $40k with inflation
[22:17] <dangerousmartin> just making out with abandon
[22:17] <lhs> you don't interview to student teach though
[22:17] <Ampersand> this man will absolutely die when the students steal his heart meds
[22:18] <dangerousmartin> don't they check references?
[22:18] <besoin> when will she don her leather jacket
[22:18] <dangerousmartin> at a pivotal moment
[22:18] <shalabi> probably hour 2
[22:18] <shalabi> of her first day
[22:18] <lhs> it's set up through the teaching credential program
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> should have gotten The Fat Boys for this role
[22:19] <dan_not_afk> they're the cafeteria workers
[22:19] <impdentist> i really hope they have a cameo
[22:19] <sideshowraheem> that would rock
[22:19] <besoin> at my high school they would literally just drag you away in handcuffs if you gave them half a reason
[22:19] <sideshowraheem> or it would rap rather
[22:19] <dan_not_afk> really classic gags involving mashed potatoes
[22:19] <besoin> so i never understood these movies
[22:19] <besoin> this guy got put in the special class for hacking
[22:19] <impdentist> can i nominate renoly santiago for the shitflixe hall of fame
[22:19] <shalabi> that guy is pushing 40
[22:20] <besoin> looks like they're learning the parts of speech
[22:20] <impdentist> hackers, con air, this
[22:20] <dan_not_afk> this kid must have been held back 11 times
[22:20] <Ampersand> better question: what is your age?
[22:20] <Ampersand> *draws a doghouse*
[22:20] <besoin> that's a check mark, buddy
[22:20] <dan_not_afk> BETO BETO BETO!
[22:20] <ratbags> whats with teachers havign bad handwriting
[22:20] <ratbags> am i rigt???
[22:20] <ratbags> folks
[22:21] <impdentist> my handwriting is terrible
[22:21] <ratbags> well she tried her best
[22:21] <lhs> it's hard to write on a vertical surface
[22:21] <Ampersand> my board handwriting is the WORST
[22:21] <ratbags> the minds...were too dangerous
[22:21] <besoin> come back with the leather jacket
[22:21] <dangerousmartin> movie's over
[22:21] <Ampersand> WE HATE DONNA
[22:21] <impdentist> take over the class?
[22:21] <Ampersand> (not you, donna)
[22:21] <dan_not_afk> not he meant you donna
[22:21] <dangerousmartin> i'm cooler than that donner
[22:21] <dan_not_afk> don't believe him
[22:22] <ratbags> if frank caliendo did an impression of this guy the world would implode
[22:22] <dangerousmartin> if you toughs don't calm down i'm gonna break out my leather jcket
[22:22] <ratbags> is that that guy's name? who knows, i'm hammered
[22:22] <dangerousmartin> me too rat
[22:22] <sideshowraheem> is she going in an out of an accent
[22:22] <Ampersand> is that... a southern accent i detect>
[22:22] <Ampersand> yeah
[22:22] <ratbags> love bein hammered with dangerous martin
[22:22] <dangerousmartin> it's some nic cage accenting
[22:22] <Ampersand> lol
[22:22] <impdentist> thtis other teacher seems like a shitty teacher
[22:22] <ratbags> you know what my favorite michelle movie?
[22:22] <impdentist> ah yes that'll do it
[22:22] <sideshowraheem> every 3rd word in every 5th sentence is southern
[22:22] <Ampersand> Authoritarian Weekly
[22:22] <ratbags> one fine day
[22:23] <ratbags> with george clooney
[22:23] <ratbags> cause its not such a fine day
[22:23] <shalabi> didn't know cocteau twins was on the soundtrack
[22:23] <ratbags> but in the end they fall in love
[22:23] <ratbags> and have sex
[22:23] <ratbags> so it's not so bad
[22:23] <dangerousmartin> just wait
[22:23] <ratbags> people's homes in movies always make me insanely jealous
[22:23] <besoin> is she doing angela chase cosplay
[22:23] <Ampersand> i wanna know what the rest of the first day looked like
[22:23] <Ampersand> ahhhh
[22:23] <impdentist> oh no
[22:23] <ratbags> HERE WE GO
[22:23] <shalabi> LOL
[22:23] <Ampersand> lol
[22:23] <besoin> leather jacket alert
[22:23] <impdentist> ah no
[22:24] <impdentist> nooooo
[22:24] <dan_not_afk> 2 LIVE CLASS
[22:24] <dangerousmartin> she's a tough now too
[22:24] <shalabi> that was extremely quick
[22:24] <Ampersand> this is only extremely transparent
[22:24] <lhs> make a seating chart
[22:24] <sideshowraheem> did she come back in the class or what?
[22:24] <sideshowraheem> or did they just run wild for the rest of the period?
[22:24] <ratbags> listen you lil bastards your minds aren't as dangerous as my BOOTS which are on MY DESK
[22:24] <dangerousmartin> the jacket with the tucked in shirt
[22:25] <sideshowraheem> she's a troop, respect that
[22:25] <impdentist> always beat up the toughest student on your first day
[22:25] <shalabi> jesus
[22:25] <impdentist> that's how you survive school
[22:25] <ratbags> seems like the minds are horny
[22:25] <Ampersand> lol
[22:26] <sideshowraheem> this seems extremely against the rules
[22:26] <Ampersand> enough karate
[22:26] <dan_not_afk> *chester cheeta voice* DANGEROUSLY HORNY
[22:26] <besoin> did she call him rhone
[22:26] <lhs> the michael vick of teachers
[22:26] <ratbags> CAN A...CAN A TEACHER SAY SHIT???
[22:26] <ratbags> a TEACHER MARINE can
[22:26] <dangerousmartin> oh welcome kayke
[22:26] <besoin> you're tardy, kayke
[22:26] <dangerousmartin> you've missed so much
[22:26] <besoin> go to the office
[22:27] <Ampersand> lol
[22:27] <ratbags> kayke
[22:27] <ratbags> do you know karate
[22:27] <dangerousmartin> we're being schooled
[22:27] <impdentist> lucky they assigned her to karate class
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> is she teaching a karate class?
[22:27] <kayke> how deep are we in?
[22:27] <kayke> there's karate?
[22:27] <shalabi> "congratulations, you just learned geometry"
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> 17:20
[22:27] <Ampersand> 17:25
[22:27] <besoin> this is all a lead up to a lesson on predicates
[22:27] <Ampersand> 17:40
[22:27] <dangerousmartin> it's poetry in motion
[22:28] <sideshowraheem> this seems like a tremendously bad idea
[22:28] <Ampersand> in faaayct
[22:28] <besoin> she's using the kindergarten cop technique
[22:28] <dangerousmartin> god that jacket
[22:28] <Ampersand> god that accent
[22:28] <besoin> ve're goink to play police acahdemy
[22:28] <impdentist> the kid with the guitar lol
[22:28] <ratbags> who brings a guitar to class
[22:28] <ratbags> "i just wanna play wonderwall, maaaan"
[22:29] <sideshowraheem> bringing a guitar to class is like a step up in obnoxious from taking one to a party
[22:29] <besoin> these kids need off campus lunch
[22:29] <ratbags> this seems like a good time
[22:29] <ratbags> not dangerous at all
[22:29] <Ampersand> these seem like good kids, tbh
[22:29] <ratbags> dancin and stuff
[22:29] <kayke> late to class with a starbucks
[22:30] <sideshowraheem> hit em with the verbal karate
[22:30] <besoin> guitar kid wore the same shirt as MP
[22:30] <impdentist> the academy has a very short school day
[22:30] <ratbags> kayke you cant criticize anyone for being late
[22:30] <ratbags> sorry
[22:30] <sideshowraheem> every class is 3 minutes long
[22:30] <ratbags> you were late to the movie with tim hortons
[22:30] <kayke> lmao
[22:30] <Ampersand> We poop greenbeans for dinner
[22:30] <kayke> late to class and I'm just chewing on a k-cup
[22:31] <shalabi> chalkboard is audience surragute
[22:31] <sideshowraheem> that seems like an automatic suspension
[22:31] <dangerousmartin> darlin
[22:31] <kayke> i cheese to die
[22:31] <besoin> i'm surprised the movie is letting them be literate
[22:31] <dan_not_afk> hero
[22:32] <Ampersand> lol yes
[22:32] <shalabi> piss?
[22:32] <ratbags> this is like a class full of every personality i experimented being in high school
[22:32] <dan_not_afk> Get Piss or Die Tryin
[22:32] <kayke> ohh I thought she was asking why her name was Cali and I was like rude
[22:32] <impdentist> my darling my hamburgler?
[22:32] <Ampersand> hell yeah i'd read that
[22:32] <kayke> oh fuck that book actually
[22:33] <ratbags> i'd read a book about hamburgers
[22:33] <ratbags> i fucking hate those beads
[22:33] <dan_not_afk> "It's by Chuck Tingle"
[22:33] <Ampersand> whitebread toasted
[22:33] <Ampersand> lol dan
[22:33] <impdentist> whoa the principal is black?
[22:33] <dangerousmartin> aha amp
[22:33] <ratbags> so what i'm seeing so far is that the kids are teaching her more than she's teaching them
[22:33] <kayke> I think that book is by the "are you there god? it's me margret" author
[22:33] <dan_not_afk> time for some adVANCEd classes
[22:34] <kayke> LMAO
[22:34] <ratbags> there's nothing in the rule book that says a student can't practice karate
[22:34] <kayke> If you read the school handbook you would know all our anti karate rules
[22:34] <impdentist> "there's a whole section on it"
[22:34] <impdentist> why is this guy so quiet
[22:35] <kayke> it's a power move
[22:35] <kayke> and it's working
[22:35] <impdentist> he's like michael scott starting a negotiation
[22:35] <lhs> his mind is the most dangerous of all
[22:35] <besoin> do they really want to alienate another teacher
[22:35] <dan_not_afk> lol
[22:35] <ratbags> this dude
[22:35] <impdentist> wow this teacher is terrible
[22:35] <kayke> what about toilet paper
[22:35] <besoin> clean outta art paper
[22:35] <ratbags> he's like the gym teacher that was forced to teach history at my school
[22:35] <dangerousmartin> this guy's weezing
[22:35] <dan_not_afk> no terlits
[22:35] <lhs> run the students through a paper mill
[22:35] <Ampersand> lotsa hamburger books
[22:35] <impdentist> all gym teacherrs teach history
[22:36] <impdentist> i know because i'm a real history teacher
[22:36] <ratbags> maybe in the us of a
[22:36] <ratbags> but not here in damn canada
[22:36] <besoin> these kids seem a lot happier than the average high school kid
[22:36] <impdentist> and whenever i sub one of their classes i knew immediately
[22:36] <impdentist> "a gun??"
[22:36] <kayke> are we supposed to hate that man?
[22:36] <kayke> are we supposed to hate this woman?
[22:36] <lhs> another bad strategy
[22:36] <impdentist> i hate this
[22:36] <besoin> michael winslow fan here
[22:37] <shalabi> that 38 year old white dude is a narc, calling it now
[22:37] <Ampersand> she's not even throwing out fun size
[22:37] <Ampersand> this woman is rich
[22:37] <Ampersand> as rich as the chocolate she squanders
[22:37] <besoin> don't judge a woman by her calf leather valise
[22:37] <ratbags> horny minds strike again
[22:37] <dangerousmartin> boys ruin everything
[22:37] <Ampersand> happin to halve
[22:37] <ratbags> these kids hATE poetry
[22:38] <dangerousmartin> this accent
[22:38] <Ampersand> we're going to WallyWorld!
[22:38] <impdentist> what place is this
[22:38] <dan_not_afk> "it's a place called...your imagination"
[22:38] <Ampersand> lol
[22:38] <Ampersand> totally gonna be it
[22:38] <ratbags> this kid
[22:38] <dangerousmartin> it's a fair question
[22:39] <kayke> make the greaser read
[22:39] <dan_not_afk> "I've been going to this high school for 14 years and they NEVER let us go on trips!"
[22:39] <ratbags> guaranteed that emilio is gonna be the most DANGEROUS mind
[22:39] <sideshowraheem> sorry kids our allotted 4 minutes is up
[22:39] <impdentist> does she only have the one class
[22:39] <dan_not_afk> "those games better be hard as FUCK"
[22:40] <Ampersand> get him how exactly
[22:40] <besoin> ;)
[22:40] <ratbags> like...kill him?
[22:40] <ratbags> you shouldn't say that to a marine
[22:40] <Ampersand> but... her fingers!
[22:40] <ratbags> she's gonna wildly misinterpret
[22:40] <kayke> never shoot a homeboy, but he's not my homeboy
[22:40] <ratbags> i miss when teachers smoked like chimneys
[22:41] <ratbags> it was...honest
[22:41] <dangerousmartin> oh my god
[22:41] <impdentist> oh come on
[22:41] <Ampersand> Big D Dylan
[22:41] <Ampersand> lol
[22:41] <ratbags> lol
[22:41] <Ampersand> still lookin dead after all these years
[22:41] <sideshowraheem> I thought you said he was your favourite
[22:41] <ratbags> there's no way this guy isn't always hammered
[22:42] <besoin> she sounds like she's used to reciting poetry
[22:42] <Ampersand> this is taking me out of the film. these students read far too well
[22:42] <lhs> "what if i told you that i wax a chump like a candle"
[22:42] <kayke> lol
[22:43] <dangerousmartin> this is....oy
[22:43] <kayke> isn't jingle jangle the drug in riverdale?
[22:43] <Ampersand> he needs some Jingle Jangle #Riverdale
[22:43] <besoin> up your nose with a rubber hose, miss johnson
[22:43] <kayke> do you think this takes place in the same universe as riverdale?
[22:43] <dangerousmartin> miss johnson needs to stop licking her lips so much
[22:44] <dangerousmartin> it's grossing me out
[22:44] <impdentist> seriously how short are these classes
[22:44] <ratbags> she picked the worst teacher to befriend
[22:44] <kayke> those nachos
[22:44] <impdentist> they get half a stanza of bob dylan
[22:44] <impdentist> "donald trump"
[22:44] <ratbags> snoop dogg is a good answer
[22:44] <dan_not_afk> damn dentist
[22:44] <impdentist> sorry
[22:45] <kayke> put the photos into the nacho pile
[22:45] <Ampersand> yeah i'd eat the hell out of those 3 hour old nachos
[22:45] <ratbags> they didnt even order those
[22:45] <ratbags> those are just complimentary
[22:45] <impdentist> well there is one guy named emilio
[22:45] <dangerousmartin> six WHOLE months
[22:45] <Ampersand> you can throw the shells on the ground
[22:46] <kayke> ew
[22:46] <dan_not_afk> if they remade this the guy from Mike and Molly would kill this role
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> when they made those nachos they broke out the mold
[22:47] <ratbags> classic dickies shirt
[22:47] <Ampersand> we've been spending most our lives waiting for this song to come back
[22:47] <dan_not_afk> do they just play this over the loudspeakers here?
[22:47] <shalabi> nice crossfade
[22:47] <kayke> oh I thought I missed this song because I was late, but here we go with the remix
[22:48] <lhs> can they stop playing all these horny slow jams when emilio is on screen
[22:48] <Ampersand> wow i trust them
[22:48] <impdentist> did she just tell one of her students that he's smarter than two other ones right to their faces
[22:48] <dangerousmartin> how dumb is she
[22:48] <Ampersand> so much tension
[22:49] <impdentist> well i don't have a locker
[22:49] <dangerousmartin> oh my god she's dumb
[22:49] <kayke> that one tall kid
[22:49] <lhs> where's the guitar
[22:50] <dan_not_afk> thank god she taught them karate
[22:50] <ratbags> im having flashbacks to jake throwing my t-shirt in a lockerroom urinal
[22:50] <dangerousmartin> ....
[22:50] <kayke> can you tell the cops to "wait a second"?
[22:51] <ratbags> no
[22:51] <dan_not_afk> every time america goes to sit down the terrorists put a tack on our seat
[22:51] <dangerousmartin> hmmm, thank god they explained this for everyone
[22:51] <dangerousmartin> audience woudln't understand otherwise
[22:51] <ratbags> emilio just got taken to a room?
[22:51] <impdentist> did they arrest the latinos but leave the white dude behind
[22:51] <besoin> the cop said he had to take the other two home
[22:52] <kayke> take emilio back to the production of grease he walked off of
[22:52] <ratbags> maybe they were just truant officers
[22:52] <impdentist> reverse truant officers
[22:52] <lhs> "they called me james marsden"
[22:52] <ratbags> lol
[22:52] <dan_not_afk> ey TEACHAH
[22:52] <dangerousmartin> this guy is on social security
[22:52] <dan_not_afk> lol
[22:53] <besoin> he's seen beaches?
[22:53] <Ampersand> lol
[22:53] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah get Reagan
[22:53] <dangerousmartin> i think emolio is the smartest one here
[22:53] <dan_not_afk> "uhhh, butterfingers?"
[22:53] <kayke> she's teaching you to conjugate verbs dude, what more do you want
[22:53] <ratbags> emolio was a character that shakespeare cut from romeo and juliet
[22:54] <kayke> that was a statement hat we just saw
[22:54] <besoin> this is like when camille went to that bar in sharp objects
[22:54] <kayke> clown alert
[22:54] <lhs> "i'm sorry to tell you but your son is a master of disaster"
[22:55] <impdentist> hahaha
[22:55] <kayke> their good perfect clown son never gets in fights
[22:55] <kayke> that's why he gets to sit on the sofa
[22:55] <ratbags> she's taking side?
[22:55] <impdentist> "we send all hispanics home"
[22:55] <ratbags> this is gonna get her in trouble with principal mumbles
[22:55] <besoin> white validation
[22:56] <impdentist> articulate lol
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> "articulate"
[22:56] <Ampersand> "when will you other son be taking my class?" *point to clown doll on sofa*
[22:56] <lhs> "you know, relatively"
[22:56] <ratbags> is she wearing marine gloves?
[22:56] <Ampersand> dammit kayke
[22:56] <impdentist> helicopter?
[22:57] <impdentist> this is pretty bad teaching
[22:57] <Ampersand> Hola, soy pan blanco
[22:58] <Ampersand> nobody except the state
[22:58] <lhs> cheesemosa is what they serve at brucnh at the cheesecake factory
[22:58] <impdentist> this won't end well
[22:58] <ratbags> i like this hippy in the american flag shirt
[22:58] <kayke> THIS guy
[22:58] <sideshowraheem> Abbie Hoffman up in this piece
[22:59] <ratbags> someone please ask her why they should have to make that choice
[22:59] <dangerousmartin> oh boy
[22:59] <besoin> i wonder if it was possible to take this movie seriously in 1994
[22:59] <shalabi> "just stop being poor, what's so hard about that"
[22:59] <lhs> said no student ever
[22:59] <ratbags> white people took this movie very seriously
[22:59] <sideshowraheem> this sucks so bad
[22:59] <dangerousmartin> class, i'm now going to pass out bootstraps
[23:00] <dan_not_afk> lol
[23:00] <Ampersand> lol
[23:00] <Ampersand> "i've taken this class 18 times. i remember this"
[23:00] <dangerousmartin> the music
[23:00] <impdentist> what is this
[23:00] <ratbags> BREAK THROUGH
[23:00] <lhs> it's not stand and deliver. it's dangierno
[23:00] <besoin> i see their keyboard has smooth hop hop beat #47
[23:00] <dan_not_afk> I'd go under ground cauze it would be the last place death would be looking for me
[23:01] <ratbags> DIE...HARD
[23:01] <Ampersand> lol
[23:01] <kayke> I'm gonna die the way I lived, laying underground
[23:01] <ratbags> DANGEROUS MINDS 2: DANGEROUSER MINDS
[23:01] <shalabi> there actually was a DM 2
[23:01] <dan_not_afk> a great lesson to teach these kids who are actually in situations where they could die all the time
[23:01] <kayke> this triumphant music feels unearned
[23:01] <lhs> slash playing guitar in front of an abandoned church
[23:02] <Ampersand> is it cool?
[23:02] <Ampersand> what even is cool to this old man
[23:02] <impdentist> so wait did literally the other two get suspended and not him
[23:02] <kayke> let's see how hard these games are
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> wait what
[23:02] <ratbags> i just spilled the empty box of crackers all over the damn place, folks
[23:02] <dan_not_afk> they had to cool off...at home
[23:02] <Ampersand> we're goin to six flaaaags
[23:02] <dangerousmartin> aha rat
[23:03] <kayke> yeah like arrest this woman actually
[23:03] <dangerousmartin> what is with her mouth in this movie
[23:03] <besoin> what's in her mouth
[23:03] <ratbags> she's becoming a rebel
[23:03] <sideshowraheem> did she get a bunch of money out of her husband in the divorce or something?
[23:03] <Ampersand> southern mouth
[23:03] <ratbags> she's to this principal what the kids were to her
[23:03] <lhs> her cyanide tooth
[23:03] <kayke> she's trying to asmr him
[23:04] <Ampersand> they call it a rattlesnake mouth
[23:04] <dan_not_afk> Vance just has some really good mints on his desk
[23:04] <besoin> the flowering peach huh
[23:04] <ratbags> teaching them a fast casual menu
[23:04] <ratbags> nice
[23:04] <Ampersand> i honestly don't understand why they like her
[23:04] <lhs> are we sure that's not a brothel
[23:05] <impdentist> "ooohhhh, big D dylan!"
[23:05] <ratbags> flowering peach is making me think of nic cage saying "i could eat a peach for hours" in the same accent as michelle
[23:05] <dan_not_afk> entire film seems to be pressing for paying students to encourage work
[23:05] <dan_not_afk> which they should
[23:05] <shalabi> incredibly that they got this song
[23:05] <ratbags> this song feels out of place amongst the other music
[23:05] <ratbags> shalabi this is BRUCKHEIMER
[23:05] <ratbags> if BRUCKHEIMER wants dylan
[23:05] <ratbags> BRUCKHEIMER gets dylan
[23:05] <dan_not_afk> they got the rights to half of it, partway though it changes to Gangers Paradise
[23:06] <dangerousmartin> this is bruckheimer?
[23:06] <ratbags> yeah
[23:06] <besoin> pretty good school library to have multiple copies of dylan thomas's poetry
[23:06] <ratbags> don simpson/bruckheimer production
[23:06] <Ampersand> this is the least believable scene in cinematic history
[23:06] <dangerousmartin> *mind blown*
[23:07] <impdentist> how is she writing like that
[23:07] <ratbags> see movie houses are so cozy
[23:07] <Ampersand> hell yea vintage Doritos
[23:07] <ratbags> i'm fucking PISSED
[23:07] <kayke> can't wait to go to a stuffy restaurant with a stuffy woman
[23:07] <ratbags> look how cozy that is
[23:07] <dan_not_afk> Nacho Cheez all over each of those papers now
[23:07] <ratbags> WOOD PANELING ARE YOU KIDDING ME
[23:07] <impdentist> the wire did that scene better
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> didn't they do the wire do this?
[23:07] <besoin> F-, raheem
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> oh
[23:07] <dangerousmartin> literally no one else got it?
[23:07] <Ampersand> we're going to Arby's!
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> isn't that the most famous Dylan Thomas poem?
[23:08] <ratbags> can't wait to take these teens to flowering peach
[23:08] <Ampersand> yes, raheem
[23:08] <shalabi> they got scholarships to 11th grade
[23:08] <lhs> we'll see how the flowering peach compares to ruth's chris
[23:08] <dan_not_afk> a whole box of Dorito crumbs
[23:08] <ratbags> she wore a sweatsuit to class
[23:08] <impdentist> she has no idea
[23:08] <kayke> go for breakfast
[23:09] <shalabi> uh oh
[23:09] <dangerousmartin> dpes
[23:09] <sideshowraheem> oh yikes
[23:09] <Ampersand> ruh roh indeed
[23:09] <kayke> arrest this woman
[23:09] <ratbags> well this is ...
[23:09] <lhs> use your karate
[23:09] <Ampersand> yeah this is a crime
[23:09] <dan_not_afk> so uhhh, the parents know about this...right?
[23:10] <ratbags> wow this guy?
[23:10] <kayke> master wayne
[23:10] <besoin> what a stuffy place!
[23:10] <ratbags> this restaurant sucks
[23:10] <ratbags> a hill of figs? go fuck yourself
[23:10] <kayke> leave
[23:10] <dangerousmartin> eh
[23:11] <kayke> this is triggering my anxiety
[23:11] <dan_not_afk> "he does NOT think you're weird he thinks you're subhuman, sweetie"
[23:11] <Ampersand> lol
[23:11] <Ampersand> lol
[23:11] <dan_not_afk> "and a coke"
[23:11] <ratbags> THREE WHOLE CHICKENS I LOVE THAT ORDER
[23:11] <ratbags> YES
[23:11] <Ampersand> "do you Dorito?"
[23:11] <ratbags> GET YOUR SHITTTT
[23:11] <dangerousmartin> three whole chickens is how i do harris teeter
[23:11] <lhs> *comes back with three costco rotisserie chicken packages*
[23:12] <ratbags> im gonna try that next time im at a restaurant
[23:12] <ratbags> "i want a whole chicken"
[23:12] <ratbags> i'm rooting for this kid
[23:12] <kayke> he actually doesn't need to tell you why
[23:12] <Ampersand> Raoul is 100% dead
[23:12] <impdentist> i'm always rooting for renoly
[23:12] <dan_not_afk> "just make sure you get a note from your parents saying that you've got some shit to do"
[23:12] <shalabi> lol
[23:12] <shalabi> this kid
[23:13] <ratbags> one thing about this kid is he's incredibly honest
[23:13] <dangerousmartin> so you gonna get a job and get paid in under 5 days?
[23:13] <ratbags> i respect that
[23:13] <impdentist> michelle is fucking up all these kids lives
[23:13] <kayke> passion for fashion
[23:13] <sideshowraheem> 1000% interest
[23:13] <sideshowraheem> per week
[23:14] <dangerousmartin> i love this kid
[23:14] <ratbags> this kid rules
[23:14] <lhs> he's going to drop out to get out of paying her back, nice
[23:14] <impdentist> don't give him any ideas lady
[23:14] <besoin> you're creating kind of a negative incentive here, miss johnson
[23:14] <dan_not_afk> that's a win win
[23:14] <ratbags> yo volvos are expensive
[23:14] <besoin> what the hell with this music
[23:14] <dangerousmartin> tbf miss johnson is just setting them up for capitalism
[23:15] <kayke> this woman is obsessed with death and also being alone with students in non-school environments
[23:15] <ratbags> how much do the marines pay
[23:15] <ratbags> this woman clearly has PTSD
[23:15] <ratbags> and is inflicting her trauma on poor children
[23:15] <sideshowraheem> well that thankfully didn't go how it looked like it was going
[23:15] <impdentist> gotta give it up for the score
[23:15] <dan_not_afk> rock us into the next scene Carlos Santana
[23:15] <shalabi> kid is still gonna die tho
[23:15] <kayke> here's a whole chicken
[23:15] <ratbags> what about the other kid's chicken?
[23:15] <ratbags> they only got 3
[23:16] <shalabi> glad we wrapped this story arc up
[23:16] <ratbags> there should've been FOUR chickens
[23:16] <shalabi> chicken delivered
[23:16] <sideshowraheem> yeah what about the other kid
[23:16] <ratbags> he won the contest too
[23:16] <lhs> other kid didn't say anything about working, so he gets fuckall
[23:16] <kayke> he couldn't get a jacket in time
[23:16] <ratbags> where's his fucking chicken
[23:16] <besoin> where chicken at
[23:17] <ratbags> no pregnancy policy
[23:17] <kayke> ummm no karate, no pregnancy
[23:17] <ratbags> thats a good, not at all sexist horrible policy
[23:17] <dan_not_afk> it was better than their original policy of separating the mother and baby for a few days to cool off
[23:17] <besoin> this guy likes the raiders AND the niners
[23:17] <besoin> what a poser
[23:17] <Ampersand> Deadrell and Lionull
[23:17] <impdentist> haha
[23:17] <ratbags> isn't that every fan that lives in the bay area?
[23:18] <dangerousmartin> the mind is a muscle
[23:18] <ratbags> they like the giants and the padres
[23:18] <impdentist> the mind is the sexiest muscle
[23:18] <ratbags> is san diego in the bay area?
[23:18] <ratbags> ive never been to california
[23:18] <impdentist> no it is not
[23:18] <lhs> no it is not
[23:18] <Ampersand> the mind is a muscle, the heart is a nacho
[23:18] <ratbags> and im absolutely hammered
[23:18] <dangerousmartin> it's also a terrible thing to waste
[23:18] <kayke> i work out in the library
[23:18] <sideshowraheem> San Diego is south of LA ratbags
[23:18] <dan_not_afk> training the next generation of sapiosexuals
[23:18] <impdentist> the mind is also dangerous
[23:18] <ratbags> oh yeah right
[23:18] <ratbags> cause that car chase a few weeks ago
[23:18] <ratbags> started in san diego
[23:18] <ratbags> and she drove like 200 miles north
[23:18] <impdentist> san jose is what you're thinking of
[23:18] <ratbags> san jose is the one
[23:18] <ratbags> yeaaahah
[23:19] <ratbags> thats why youre the teacher
[23:19] <ratbags> and i am the drunk
[23:19] <besoin> this movie is really boring
[23:19] <dangerousmartin> and out your pregnant student?
[23:19] <impdentist> oh wow an open letter!
[23:19] <kayke> that awkwardly hung up sweater vest is bugging me
[23:19] <lhs> it's a blessed relief after dudley do-right
[23:20] <besoin> my high school was the pregnant girl magnet school for the district
[23:20] <ratbags> i straight up forgot what even happened in dudley
[23:20] <ratbags> didnt even feel like i watched a movie
[23:20] <ratbags> felt more like i had been punched the night before
[23:20] <lhs> stupid shit
[23:20] <kayke> umm
[23:20] <lhs> they make a pact
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> oh another movie series callback
[23:20] <dan_not_afk> :O
[23:20] <dangerousmartin> yeah it's like a cold
[23:20] <dangerousmartin> just sneeze on someone
[23:20] <dangerousmartin> boom
[23:20] <dan_not_afk> lmao lhs
[23:21] <dangerousmartin> aha lhs
[23:21] <kayke> it's 100% illegal to show up at a student's house with no warning right?
[23:21] <ratbags> nope
[23:21] <impdentist> "SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYIN TO WATCH TV"
[23:21] <ratbags> my drama teeacher showed up at my house all the time when i volunteered to direct the school play
[23:21] <ratbags> with her twins
[23:21] <ratbags> toddlers
[23:22] <ratbags> at 7 am
[23:22] <ratbags> cause she had "notes on the script"
[23:22] <besoin> nothing in the rule book
[23:22] <Ampersand> lol
[23:22] <sideshowraheem> the ego on this damn teacher
[23:23] <kayke> you know lesbians, always telling kids not to drop out of school
[23:23] <sideshowraheem> curveball
[23:23] <lhs> because of the abortion, i had to relearn how to read
[23:24] <dangerousmartin> through dylan thomas
[23:24] <impdentist> did that dude have a croatia hat
[23:24] <impdentist> UH OH
[23:24] <besoin> uh oh
[23:24] <Ampersand> awwwww yea
[23:24] <kayke> oh yeah here we go
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> given their haircuts I see why she dumped him for Emilio
[23:24] <dan_not_afk> BAH GAWD THAT'S COOLIO'S MUSIC
[23:24] <besoin> did they make this movie just to play this song
[23:24] <lhs> i realize there's no ice cream left
[23:24] <Ampersand> i rage rage rage against the dying of death
[23:25] <ratbags> the song was more successful than the movie
[23:25] <ratbags> this kid should ask where his chicken is
[23:25] <dangerousmartin> i choo choo choose the dying of death
[23:25] <Ampersand> she looks like their drug dealer
[23:25] <dan_not_afk> Dangerous Smirks
[23:25] <besoin> there were two of those guys all along?
[23:25] <kayke> yaaas
[23:25] <dan_not_afk> ahah
[23:25] <ratbags> dammnnnnn
[23:25] <lhs> they're enrolled in the mother-to-be class now
[23:25] <kayke> this is an interesting mothering style
[23:26] <dangerousmartin> poetry was the first time she thought it was a waste
[23:26] <Ampersand> lol lhs
[23:26] <impdentist> is there anyone actually like this
[23:26] <shalabi> uhhh
[23:26] <besoin> it's rude to leave your sunglasses on when you're talking to someone you've just met
[23:26] <kayke> straw-mom argument
[23:27] <ratbags> i need a cigarette
[23:27] <kayke> words are thots
[23:27] <lhs> heh kayke
[23:28] <impdentist> interesting attack style
[23:28] <shalabi> makes sense
[23:28] <Ampersand> Emilio already looks like a skeleton. can a skeleton be killed, truly
[23:28] <besoin> here she goes again
[23:28] <impdentist> he's gonna quote the poetry back to her
[23:29] <impdentist> obviously
[23:29] <besoin> "hide under my sheets"
[23:29] <Ampersand> come to my house, my bed
[23:29] <shalabi> words are like bullets
[23:29] <kayke> yeah let's not protect the girl the ex con is obsessed with, she'll be fine
[23:29] <dangerousmartin> last meal
[23:29] <Ampersand> is this boy also a corpse?
[23:29] <lhs> you mean 37? yeah
[23:30] <ratbags> yeah let's arrest addicts
[23:30] <impdentist> we don't care about that guy, we only care about the people in her class
[23:30] <besoin> i wonder if andie macdowell was upset about MP mocking her accent
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> at that angle he just looked like sidney crosby
[23:31] <Ampersand> Emilioratedo
[23:31] <kayke> "it smells like... a whole chicken in here."
[23:31] <impdentist> there's always a problem with ms johnson
[23:32] <sideshowraheem> chekov's knock
[23:32] <kayke> this principal is a walking power move
[23:32] <sideshowraheem> the principal is the most insane character in the movie
[23:32] <dangerousmartin> let's just sit in the tension
[23:32] <lhs> brother mouzone was based on the principal
[23:33] <besoin> welp
[23:33] <Ampersand> "natural causes"
[23:33] <impdentist> "he was just too old"
[23:33] <besoin> the detail about her being a marine seems really random at this point
[23:33] <kayke> she's totally unstable
[23:33] <lhs> she's been talking about death all semester
[23:33] <Ampersand> he graduated to the big amusement park in the sky
[23:34] <lhs> "bad news, i'm wearing my ex-husband's blazer"
[23:34] <dan_not_afk> "I'm afraid Emilio is no longer living, in a gangsta's paradise"
[23:34] <shalabi> *see you at the cross-roads so you won't be looooonely"
[23:35] <shalabi> lol dan
[23:35] <ratbags> i hear this song in an elevator earlier
[23:35] <lhs> they got over that quickly
[23:35] <dan_not_afk> cooling off period
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> why did hat guy get an arc
[23:35] <shalabi> i mean, they won't either
[23:35] <lhs> "i am so fired"
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> didn't*
[23:35] <Ampersand> "no, no, going to the clink"
[23:35] <kayke> she's like a shitty mary poppins
[23:36] <besoin> she's getting more and more flamboyant with her outfits
[23:36] <lhs> mary poopins
[23:36] <kayke> lol
[23:36] <ratbags> "the hottest kid died, i have to go"
[23:36] <dangerousmartin> emilio was my last chance for lvoe
[23:36] <kayke> she needs to get therapy
[23:36] <kayke> we all do, but her especially
[23:37] <Ampersand> she can't be your teacher every year, you dinguses
[23:37] <kayke> she is the reason you NEEDED the 200 dollars
[23:37] <dangerousmartin> yeah...
[23:38] <lhs> "you're puerto rican, actually"
[23:39] <ratbags> the college of the flowering peach menu
[23:39] <dan_not_afk> I checked and Emelio was 30 when this was made
[23:39] <besoin> dan, thanks
[23:39] <kayke> a gangster's paradise lost
[23:39] <dan_not_afk> he sadly died 3 years later :(
[23:39] <impdentist> wait this guy hasn't died from lung cancer yet?
[23:39] <besoin> what happened to him, dan
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> well that's a bummer
[23:40] <impdentist> old age
[23:40] <dan_not_afk> respiratory failure
[23:40] <ratbags> WHAT IS THIS
[23:40] <shalabi> basking in the whiteness
[23:40] <kayke> unearned emotional montage
[23:40] <lhs> this is the life, ratbags
[23:40] <ratbags> I AM DYINH
[23:40] <besoin> the non-coolio music in this movie is horrible
[23:40] <dan_not_afk> Tek War
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> yikes they've got the christian albums in there
[23:41] <sideshowraheem> "read this poem from Shot of Love"
[23:41] <impdentist> i thought that montage was to signify it was the next school year
[23:42] <dangerousmartin> i just choked
[23:42] <Ampersand> let the tears flow
[23:42] <impdentist> O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
[23:42] <besoin> that's one massive bag
[23:42] <kayke> my choice to be fired for misconduct
[23:42] <Ampersand> whaaa
[23:42] <ratbags> why am i crying
[23:42] <dan_not_afk> oh fuck me
[23:42] <sideshowraheem> wait whose that
[23:42] <Ampersand> learning... is drugs
[23:42] <Ampersand> wow
[23:42] <Ampersand> i just took a hit
[23:43] <dan_not_afk> ack
[23:43] <shalabi> welp
[23:43] <dangerousmartin> the weirdo kid is my favorite
[23:43] <lhs> the students have become the extremely unqualified teacher
[23:43] <besoin> that xmen tshirt
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> X-Men shirt
[23:43] <ratbags> that kid is gonna be a star
[23:43] <impdentist> she's still gonna leave
[23:43] <kayke> if that doesn't convince her what will
[23:43] <dangerousmartin> oh noooooo
[23:43] <shalabi> we did it!!!
[23:43] <ratbags> imagine seeing this in theatre
[23:43] <besoin> where's the principal to quietly rain on their parade
[23:44] <dan_not_afk> Principal is gonna disband this class
[23:44] <dangerousmartin> principle gonna fire her
[23:44] <Ampersand> written on board: CHOOSE YOU OWN ADVENTURE
[23:44] <dan_not_afk> Box office $179,519,401[1]
[23:44] <ratbags> THIS IS THE END??????
[23:44] <ratbags> THIS IS IT
[23:44] <impdentist> cowboy boots
[23:44] <shalabi> he didn't die
[23:44] <besoin> she has a strange walk
[23:44] <Ampersand> that'll do, pig
[23:44] <shalabi> somehow
[23:44] <sideshowraheem> that is a wide man
[23:44] <dangerousmartin> aha amp
[23:44] <impdentist> unreal ending
[23:44] <ratbags> LMAGO[GPEDSLD;SA
[23:44] <ratbags> 'D;LFDGKFJRW'KRWFSFLD
[23:44] <ratbags> CDFLEKKDSALF
[23:44] <dan_not_afk> wow
[23:44] <ratbags> SDV'FERVERS
[23:44] <sideshowraheem> well at least the movie was pro choice
[23:44] <dan_not_afk> Roger Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times[9] wrote: "We have seen this basic story before, in Stand and Deliver, Lean On Me, Teachers, Dead Poets Society, and so on. This version is less than compelling… Pfeiffer, who is a good actress, does with this material what she can… The real Miss Johnson used not Dylan but the lyrics of rap songs to get the class interested in poetry…
[23:45] <dan_not_afk> What has happened in the book-to-movie transition of LouAnne Johnson's book is revealing. The movie pretends to show poor black kids being bribed into literacy by Dylan and candy bars, but actually it is the crossover white audience that is being bribed with mind-candy in the form of safe words by the two Dylans. What are the chances this movie could have been made with Michelle Pfeiffer hooking the kids on the lyrics of
[23:45] <dangerousmartin> i mean ... yes
[23:45] <shalabi> Ebert was the best
[23:45] <ratbags> ROGER YOU GEM
[23:45] <sideshowraheem> yeah that's what made no sense
[23:45] <sideshowraheem> the entire soundtrack was hip hop
[23:45] <ratbags> ebert was the best film critic we'll ever get
[23:46] <kayke> he liked dudley do-right
[23:46] <lhs> well there weren't any welsh poets named coolio so that would never have worked
[23:46] <dangerousmartin> here we go
[23:46] <Ampersand> i got that nacho juice
[23:46] <ratbags> he had his reasons
[23:46] <dan_not_afk> oh my god
[23:46] <besoin> was waiting for this
[23:46] <dan_not_afk> that's the 4th time
[23:46] <besoin> they couldn't possibly resist playing it again
[23:46] <shalabi> decent count
[23:46] <Ampersand> disappointed it didn't lead us out
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> people going to see this movie how the Beatles saw Rock Around the Clock just to hear the song
[23:46] <dangerousmartin> yeah but that wouldn't be uplifiting for the white audiences
[23:47] <lhs> these foolish games are tearing me apart
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