QC Discussion - Jeph Jacques Suicide Attempt Edition

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Petty » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:45 am

Or something like that

http://http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ban3oeI1ZaQ/Sh3Xhizo2aI/AAAAAAAAAyA/eUPrMRNJoHI/s400/surf+Barney.jpg/view.php?comic=2309

So:

Basically what happened yesterday is i drank an entire bottle of whiskey, stabbed myself in the hand (not my drawing hand), had some kind of delirious breakdown in the hospital, got stitched up and sent back home.

Today I go to see the hand surgeon about my hand and a therapist about my emotions.

I guess something like this was bound to happen eventually. The monsters finally caught up. But at least I am ok. I feel very, very bad about all of this and would really like to apologize. I'm sorry.

There will be some guest comics for a few days. Thank you again for your patience.
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Postby Locke » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:47 am

I hope you're all happy.
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:51 am

Locke wrote:I hope you're all happy.


I feel no shame about mocking a guy who makes a living writing a fucking retarded web comic, if that's what you're saying.
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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:56 am

something something 9/11
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:59 am

Petty, how about you get that Barney surfing image right buddy?
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:03 am

you can easily get the barney image working but attempting to post an QC strip, for chrissakes
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Postby Petty » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:10 am

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Did I do it? Am I cool now? Got a couple deal with it gifs if you guys are missing those too
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:21 am

"Look, people will be looking for me. I draw an extremely popular web comic. You can't just keep me here."

"Oh yeah, what comic is it?"

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Postby Petty » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:25 am

Could have been in remorse for posting this one a couple days ago

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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:29 am

Well. At least he didn't say "dang".
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Postby apostrophe » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:37 am

I for one support Jeph in this very difficult time.
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Postby Petty » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:39 am

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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:40 am

ok you've made up for it
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Postby ecto » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:43 am

petty that is your best post ever

remember this moment, this is your apex
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Postby laserblast » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:44 am

listen guys nathan just thinks jeph sucks and he's glad his dad is dead
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Postby ecto » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:48 am

this only prolongs jeph's career
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:49 am

whoa, what happened to your hand?

I'm a tortured artist!

where might have I seen your work?

on the web. i draw the fat indie boobs.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:49 am

The monsters finally caught up.
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Postby wah! » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:05 am

people aren't showing pussy the respect it deserves
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Postby Computer » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:09 am

Congrats on finally have a fat girl in your comic, you depicted her SOOO well! I understand that not ever girl is rail thin like Dora and curvy like Faye so its nice to see a REAL woman like Marigold in your comic. I have to give you props for having the courage to tackle such a sensitive issue too. I mean she did have any rolls, or stretch marks or even a muffin top, and I think that’s great. Ya, put her in a bikini, break down those walls. Your a regular Gobachev my friend. Lets just say keep up the good work, next you can depict the “fatty” Marigold having a “fat issue” and being told its okay to be fat and its whats inside that matters. You can even end it with a butt joke like you always do.
Inconclusion, the above paragraph was sarcastically written. Try not to insult women anymore Jeph, I know its not what you intended but that doesn’t meant its not what you did.
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Postby wah! » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:24 am

kearsley is a name that simply instils confidence. you know you can trust her.
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:26 am

once you name your daughter kearsley, it's over

there's no way she could not be fat
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:27 am

thank god he didn't stab his clicking hand
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:30 am

Almost hyperventilated at (not my drawing hand)
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:34 am

I imagine petty waking up at 5:30am every day and clicking open the QC website thinking, "maybe today's the day I can make a thread about QC on Hipinion"
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Postby addison » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:40 am

I will be sorely disappointed if "the monsters finally caught up" doesnt become a thing here
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:41 am

Im already trademarking the phrase
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Postby addison » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:45 am

I love the lack of specificity i had to check it twice while i wrote that last post to make sure it didnt say "to me"
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Postby addison » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:48 am

Guys imagine how youd feel if he would have died
Tho i guess theres a chance with tetanus and infections and whatnot
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Postby Petty » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:48 am

Ted Pikul wrote:I imagine petty waking up at 5:30am every day and clicking open the QC website thinking, "maybe today's the day I can make a thread about QC on Hipinion"


I have an RSS feed FULL of comics bro. I'm ON this.

Plus it's almost 2PM here
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