Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.
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Postby Durham » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:03 pm

This appears to be Nate Image
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Postby seriesfinale » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:06 pm

Yeah, Nate's into smoking pipes. He's a complex guy.
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Postby Dear You » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:58 pm

Well played, Durham.
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Postby bread » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:31 am

I have a good prank idea for Nate

I will make him fall in love with me and then I will kill him
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Postby bread » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:37 am

I wish we could still delete posts
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Postby Dear You » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:43 am

Suspension Bridge wrote:I have a good prank idea for Nate

I will make him fall in love with me and then I will kill him


Like every picture of him and every other status is about his fiancee.
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Postby good news » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:45 am

Sometimes I think about things that are really violent and I wonder if there is something wrong with me. For instance right now I'd love to smash Nate's sternum with the heel of my shoe, is that so wrong?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:47 am

So Nate is an engaged-to-be-married college kid, huh
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Postby important dentist » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:52 am

seriesfinale wrote:So Nate is an engaged-to-be-married college kid, huh

yeah that's just yet another completely random thing about him!!!
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Postby pissydan » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:17 pm

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I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby baleen » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:33 pm

pissydan wrote:Image


ITS

IT'S IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT IS"

APOSTROPHES

PEOPLE
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Postby Bananafish » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:47 pm

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So true! <3
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Postby Uppercrust » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:52 pm

nate's nipple shade is so random.
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Postby hellphone » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:56 am

Bananafish wrote:
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So true! <3

Does this mean it's cool to discriminate against women?
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Postby sleepwalk » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:34 am

yeah think so, also irish jewish muslim little people and the asexual

also why is "human" a separate category
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Postby wolfie » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:38 am

gold and glass wrote:
delgriffith wrote:
Kiki wrote:Image


I love this so much.


Yeah, best picture.


I want to know this man
אחד

crack a fucking glow rod you morons
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Postby VHGisdead » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:42 am

Uppercrust wrote:nate's nipple shade is so random.


omg
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Postby Grover » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:11 pm

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought this was pretty :|

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Postby seriesfinale » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:27 pm

More like :?
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Postby worrywort » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:26 pm

she's so random
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:37 pm

Glad to know the food there is worth congregating with non-Caucasians. Someone get their marketing department on the horn.
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:41 pm

well she's wearing a comical multi-colored sombrero so I assume she must be from spanish where such garb is traditional and stuff
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Postby Mr Spaceship » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:55 pm

ughhhh, that smug picture at the top of the page. Let's move this along folks.
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:01 pm

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"daresay I find him to be quite the charming looking gent, gents"
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:23 pm

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Postby badminton » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:19 pm

Is his surname Montgomerie?
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Postby pink snake » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:42 pm

gold and glass wrote:
delgriffith wrote:
Kiki wrote:Image


what makes this funny/cool/disaster?
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:44 pm

badminton wrote:Is his surname Montgomerie?

he wishes. kid from my high school that was really good but not good enough apparently.
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Postby seriesfinale » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:46 pm

pink snake wrote:what makes this funny/cool/disaster?


He's trying to do the "hold the sun" thing (like when people "hold up" the Leaning Tower of Pisa) and he failed (and posted it anyway).
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Postby okl » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:48 pm

hes probably just post modern and you guys are missing it
Great song. Great clip. Five bloody stars.
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