Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

[Spartacus]

[worrywort]

you've been chopped

[Zaminium]

My god this dudes page... if you got a little while go browse his page it's pretty bad

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=38009281

[watchyourscrew]

Insane people keep calling me crazy.
Children keep telling me to grow up.
Sleepwalkers keep telling me to wake up.
Self-deceivers keep calling me a liar.
Sexually repressed people keep calling me a slut.
Immoral people keep telling me that I'm going to hell.
Idiots keep telling me that I need to go to college.
Miserable people keep telling me that I am sick.

Think I'd be used to it after 24 years.

hope this is how he announced his birthday on facebook

[waldojeffers1]

what does it mean for a body to be "literally riddled" with cancer?

[Contristo]

a handful of people commenting on his statuses are somehow worse
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?s ... id=3439927

[kit fox]

dude creepin on my (male) friend on the OKC

[parades]

[VHGisdead]

I like the "potatoes and a clif bar" comment

[watchyourscrew]

http://tinyurl.com/chkgffr

So... it's vexing. Because I'm still in that clumsy stage of finding the right medium, and I know that what makes the art good is that it is gotten right away- without any need for any explanation.

said art:

[Zaminium]

http://tinyurl.com/chkgffr

So... it's vexing. Because I'm still in that clumsy stage of finding the right medium, and I know that what makes the art good is that it is gotten right away- without any need for any explanation.

said art:

here is his breakdown of this magnificent piece of art!!!!

Another aspect that I was going for is that we always kill (literally and/or metaphorically) the external manifestations of our collective conscience. Imagine all of humankind as two children squabbling over something petty, Jiminy Cricket popping up and saying "hey, let's work together guys!"- and they do, in squashing Jiminy. After realizing the horror of what they've done, they /do/ start listening to what he said- and they are so afraid of being found out when Mom and Dad come home, they turn his corpse into an idol and start worshiping it.

I was also trying to add the scientific angle to the idea, hence why it wasn't a cartoon version of Jiminy Cricket- the intention being that dissecting the messenger is also just another way not to listen to the message.

[sultanpepper]

consider it gotten

[pissydan]

[ho bag brown]

I kind of think that faun picture is awesome

[blogger status]

https://www.facebook.com/theofficialkatthemidget

[zamboni]

high res: http://i.imgur.com/Qrh1j.jpg

[murray st.]

i know we throw this term around a lot, but Alex Camlin's facebook page is honestly the total death wish

[doc shivers]

[Locke]

oof

[important dentist]

i know that all i have to do with this is ignore it, but it still seems like Emily (someone i haven't seen in probably seven years) is selling me and 49 other pseudo-friends out for 20 bucks' worth of mcdonald's food and that is sad to me

[important dentist]

also the "McDonald" at the end as if mcdonald himself (?) was signing off on this one weird deal for [townname] moms

[Frank]

oh man INVITE ME!

[Semper Fudge]

seems legit to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gashed]

Can we get a future update on those 6 Maybe's?

[gold and glass]

Holy shit @ "McDonald"

[Frank]

oh man INVITE ME!

which one do I sign up for?!
macvoucher
mcvoucher
mcvouchers
macvouchers
mcdvouchers
???

[gold and glass]

Avoir,
McDonald

[ghostguts]

[Durham]

Avoir,
McDonald

No one make any more posts. There is no point in making more posts. Go home.

[tricky]