Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.
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Postby catatronic » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:05 pm

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Postby seriesfinale » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:16 pm

No no no
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Postby watchyourscrew » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:20 pm

the world is a vampire
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Postby seriesfinale » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:21 pm

gambra wrote:The reflection was the first thing I noticed after the initial look. It just makes it look like the guy is nude as I can't see any pants line.


I hoped and assumed

"Dad got drunk on Gatorade and Everclear at my 21st birthday party and took all his clothes off"
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Postby ho bag brown » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:24 pm

i was looking back and forth, back and forth, between that tattoo and the guy's ear, then i looked down at his fingers and i just started crying
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Postby watchyourscrew » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:26 pm

is that an angry birds plush
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Postby futurist » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:28 pm

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Postby Sam Bash » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:58 pm

shes making that "ohhh i cant believe im cutting a 15 second fart" face in her profile pic
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Postby blogger status » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:56 am

apparently this will be in fangoria

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Postby tricky » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:58 am

I'm really upset about that tattoo at the top of the page.
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby tricky » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:00 am

ho bag brown wrote:i was looking back and forth, back and forth, between that tattoo and the guy's ear, then i looked down at his fingers and i just started crying


Oh god, I just noticed the ear.

I need to go die or something.
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Postby Rhodes » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:04 am

If you pretend it's just an elephant head it's not so bad.
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Postby Mandingo » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:47 am

catatronic wrote:Image

beardo's gauged ears are much more of a disaster

not that the tattoo isn't but still
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Postby Mandingo » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:47 am

i probably should read the thread before i comment

oh well
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Postby basenjis chortle » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:20 am

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Postby Rhodes » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:22 am

I hate it when I'm forced to interact with someone with gigantic ear gauges and the person acts as if I'm supposed to do anything but laugh in their stupid, afflicted face.
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Postby Sam Bash » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:43 pm

you can just pretend the tattoo is a botched chicago bulls logo too
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Postby Rhodes » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:57 pm

AHEEEEEE!

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Postby tricky » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:18 pm

That photo actually made me jump.

I'm leaving the house for a bit.
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Postby pissydan » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:17 pm

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I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby ho bag brown » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:33 pm

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Postby seriesfinale » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:42 pm

Imagine the little peanut-dick that guy has under his mountainous gut
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Postby pissydan » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:49 pm

FROM THE TAHLEQUAH DAILY PRESS- THIS GENTLEMAN GOES TO TAHLEQUAH HS---Matthew Newcomb started flying a Confederate battle flag in the back of his truck several weeks ago as a display of his Southern pride. Newcomb contends the flag is not meant as a symbol of racism, but instead as a symbol of the South’s history of self-sufficiency.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby nibelheim » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:54 pm

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fury wrote:BRAH BRABH
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Postby good pups » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:17 pm

both people, of course
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:21 pm

some dipshit I had a class with in college posted a birther video on her wall and I responded with a thought-provoking bit.ly pornfreak but no response yet :(
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Postby umryan. » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:36 pm

Quixotic wrote:Image

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what what what what what get on my level
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Postby CudNylon » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:38 pm

good pups wrote:both people, of course
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comment killed me. :lol:
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Postby tex porneau » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:59 pm

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