Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby 60s_and_70s_guy » Fri May 04, 2012 6:28 am

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby ITS-A-MEE » Fri May 04, 2012 6:34 am

picture is trying to call up violence from deep within me that i did not know was there
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby tex porneau » Fri May 04, 2012 6:59 am

I would bet that he doesn't genuinely like whatever he is listening to.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby can » Fri May 04, 2012 7:22 am

wasn't that some reddit post
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Rumpleforeskin » Fri May 04, 2012 7:24 am

yeah 60s n 70s guy gotta dig deeper 'n 'at. .
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby mcwop23 » Fri May 04, 2012 11:28 am

Pissydan needs to stop friending every hood rat he's bedded
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Rhodes » Fri May 04, 2012 11:38 am

My friend was at the grocery store a while back and this hipster was pushing around a shopping cart and sipping from a glass of wine at the same time.

You know vinyl guy has done that before.
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Postby nibelheim » Fri May 04, 2012 12:12 pm

where would this thread be without pissydan
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Postby pissydan » Fri May 04, 2012 1:48 pm

Rhodes wrote:My friend was at the grocery store a while back and this hipster was pushing around a shopping cart and sipping from a glass of wine at the same time.

You know vinyl guy has done that before.

the whole foods where we go has some pretty pimp brews on draft. i went grocery shopping with a brooklyn black chocolate stout once. it was awesome.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby nibelheim » Fri May 04, 2012 1:52 pm

the wine thing is a pretty normal sight, sadly

whole foods does wine tastings and people drink and shop
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri May 04, 2012 1:54 pm

If walking over to publix to buy popcorn chicken with my whiskey drink in my gators cup is wrong I don't wanna be right
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Postby pissydan » Fri May 04, 2012 1:58 pm

i pick up a box of puffins and do some pelvic thrusts and then throw that shit in my cart.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri May 04, 2012 9:20 pm

mellowgold wrote:maybe not a total diaster but this guy's cover photos had me cracking up.

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Thanks for getting Call Me Maybe stuck in my head.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Baby Museum » Sat May 05, 2012 5:17 am

fuck the internet
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby macseries » Sat May 05, 2012 5:20 am

wha's the disaster there ghostguts
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Like a Tourist » Sat May 05, 2012 5:22 am

one of them is billy corgan
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Cone » Sat May 05, 2012 5:53 am

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ASSEMBLE!
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Postby Locke » Sat May 05, 2012 5:55 am

P. solid
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Postby Sleepy » Sat May 05, 2012 6:12 am

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby ueckerist » Sat May 05, 2012 7:27 am

Posted by a former coworker five minutes ago:

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Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby ueckerist » Sat May 05, 2012 7:28 am

You think he's pissed now... wait until you see him tomorrow!
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Hot Piece » Sat May 05, 2012 10:27 am

johnk, we love you bro. keep it together.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby mcneil » Sat May 05, 2012 10:39 am

60s_and_70s_guy wrote:Image


It's like she can't even bear to look at him.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grammatron » Sat May 05, 2012 11:41 am

Hot Piece wrote:johnk, we love you bro. keep it together.

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby This Guy » Sat May 05, 2012 12:17 pm

Cone wrote:Image

ASSEMBLE!

How many of those dudes are actively trying to bang Black Widow? My guess 4.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Rhodes » Sat May 05, 2012 10:55 pm

Bingo Little wrote:the wine thing is a pretty normal sight, sadly

whole foods does wine tastings and people drink and shop


But... this was at a fucking Kroger.
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Postby Rhodes » Sat May 05, 2012 10:56 pm

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Postby Durham » Sat May 05, 2012 10:57 pm

No way
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