Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

[Rhodes]

[ITS-A-MEE]

If walking over to publix to buy popcorn chicken with my whiskey drink in my gators cup is wrong I don't wanna be right

listen that's a whole different thing

ahahaha the hulk holy shit

joey ramone as the hulk

Ahahaha.

the one visible crease has me rocking back and forth like the rest of my mental identity has been blown to smithereens

This guy awkwardly hit on my friend last night until I literally shooed him away.

murray st.???

On meth.

not entirely sure that's not tomasu

[SynthesizerPatel]

I gotta remember not to look at this thread right before I go to sleep. Now my dreams are going to be all fucked up.

[whatabout tim]

I would walk up and scratch the shit out of that record if I saw this in real life. What is he even doing there? It's obviously some sort of bar and dude isn't even drinking.

[jon]

I would walk up and scratch the shit out of that record if I saw this in real life. What is he even doing there? It's obviously some sort of bar and dude isn't even drinking.

if it makes you feel better that shitty portable turntable is probably destroying the record anyway

[bill murray]

[Semper Fudge]

[important dentist]

[Durham]

yes

[lettuce]

[douchechill]

[Rhodes]

Wait, how could she call him when she didn't get his number? It's p. obv. that guy owned himself there.

[Rhodes]

Also, please tell me you chimed in with "UH-HYUCK!"

[mutism]

[douchechill]

holy shit

[SynthesizerPatel]

this is when you don't block out the names and let the internet have some fun.

[douchechill]

to make it worse, these girls are still in high school and are best friends. they were most likely texting or chatting or even with each other while they did this, so it was really just so all their friends could see

[fizzle]

[Quixotic]

ahhH!

[Durham]

I tried writing some words in a post but nothing worked

[Oroku]

hey its another white guy with blue eyes staring expressionless at a webcam.

[Oroku]

also to think that anyone posting in this thread is anymore pathetic than the pictures they're posting is laughable.

[Self Destructive Zone]

[nautical hyperblast]

also to think that anyone posting in this thread is anymore pathetic than the pictures they're posting is laughable.

i think you mean anyless.

[fresh salad]

[seriesfinale]

This is what every disaster should be like

[tomasu]

This guy awkwardly hit on my friend last night until I literally shooed him away.

murray st.???

On meth.

not entirely sure that's not tomasu

man, the shoe sorta fits

[Grover]

My friend just got this tattoo.

[grammatron]

Is that Dexter?

[Grover]

that is ted bundy.