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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 pm

Arghhh
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Postby Frank » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:37 pm

thats not me fwiw!
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Postby clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:39 pm

do you want chicken or beef tonight, frank?
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Postby Frank » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:39 pm

nachos
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:40 pm

I dunno, 'Frank' is a pretty uncommon name...
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Postby Science » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:10 am

No idea what's going on here.

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Postby Paul » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:32 am

I think it means men should wear makeup.
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Postby table for one » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:56 am

eminiemobama feels like US russian tumblr
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:52 pm

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Postby Science » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:53 pm

Paul wrote:I think it means men should wear makeup.


OK that'd make sense. Phrasing though.
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Postby 2nd_yellow » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:48 pm

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I'm gonna chalk this one up to this girl not really understanding American culture.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:00 am

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Postby Bartatua » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:02 am

triumph
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Annie May » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:03 pm

^yeah probably. I just saw that profile and was very confused
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Postby Annie May » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:08 pm

Anyway here's one of the wildest things to come out of leftbook
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I guess the red flag is her having right-wing friends
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Postby BlackSugar » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:25 pm

I had such an emotional journey with annie may's post

as I read fiona's initial post, I thought [paraphrased for dramatic effect, but I do genuinely have this mindset] "ok, I fucking hate guns and was raised to abhor them, I have never once in my life handled or shot one, and I do kinda hate people who have guns, but if there are millions of people who must have them, at least one of them is going through the steps of back round check and registration and curiosity about safety so maybe they're not all total shit" and then I kept reading and saw the thing about her shooting at somebody and I realized (a revelation that I assumed anyway) that no there is no feeling optimistic about the u.s. fetish for firearms and now I'm depressed
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:25 pm

Gun culture sucks but that made laugh so.. I guess even stevens?
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Postby Bartatua » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:44 pm

first of all, how dare you. second of all, i will literally attempt to murder the next person who crosses me
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Postby clouds » Thu May 03, 2018 1:10 pm

my friend is the president of her condo's hoa for some reason and she got this yesterday. the girlfriend of a condo owner found out she had HPV at some point, and found searches for escorts on the boyfriends computer, so she proceeds to message every woman the guy is facebook friends with and include screenshots of his porn searches. every woman on his friend's list. coworkers, superiors, neighbors, family, hoa members, just a broad swath.

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for the good parts you can't read in the pics, he has a bunch of searches for escorts and adult friend finder, but the real disaster is the searches in between which include

-big dick roommate steals hookup
-dmt experience report
-dmt trip report MEETING GOD
-joe rogan describes his crazy dmt trips
-complacency
-lexapro

trasncript of texts between guy and girlfriend

gf: i know about the escorts. hope you get tested before you give anyone else hpv

guy: i've never fucked an escort, it's just a fantasy

guy: it's a control thing, i'm always too scared to actually go through with it

gf: [pics of browser history]

guy: yeah i look at that shit, then i jack off

guy: weird maybe but not dangerous

guy: all that shit's from the middle of the day

guy: i don't think it's fair for you to shame me for the kind of porn i watch, especially considering the things you've gon through with. everything we've read says you probably picked that up before you met me, considering the timeline

guy: hey. i don't bang whores. i just click weird shit when i'm playing around beating it


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Postby clouds » Thu May 03, 2018 1:13 pm

i mean i get being scared and upset at finding out you have an sti but when you're in your 30s there's probably a better option than spamming hundreds of women with screenshots that show your boyfriend looks at joe rogan vids during his refractory periods while playing around beating it to big dick roomate porn. how discrete.
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Thu May 03, 2018 1:34 pm

Who's supposed to be the disaster there?
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Postby Bartatua » Thu May 03, 2018 1:38 pm

A page filled with journeys so far
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Postby clouds » Thu May 03, 2018 1:40 pm

Gussie Fink-Nottle wrote:Who's supposed to be the disaster there?


him mainly for calling sex workers whores and looking at joe rogan dmt vids while beating off, but her for messaging dozens of women her ex boyfriend knows with screenshots of him talking about 'beating off to whores' and his big dick roommate porn when he obviously had no sexual contact with most/all of them and you are fully aware of that (ie, you did it solely to shame him due to a domestic argument/breakup)
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Postby Tetradyne » Thu May 03, 2018 1:41 pm

Complacency and then Lexapro got me
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Postby pez viking » Thu May 03, 2018 2:41 pm

May this thread never die
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Postby goofjan » Thu May 03, 2018 5:51 pm

this isn't so much a disaster as it is a glorious triumph

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Bartatua » Thu May 03, 2018 6:20 pm

I'd buy that and dropkick it
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Postby Annie May » Tue May 22, 2018 1:34 am

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Postby Paul » Tue May 22, 2018 1:51 am

godspeed, Fat Marty
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:58 pm

this is way funnier / embarrassing to me to post than misattributed quotes from historical figures

but yep, showed up in earnest on my TL

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goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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