tweets that stick with you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Autarch » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:32 am

this one is still the best

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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:41 am

goldmatt wrote:



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Postby futurist » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:55 pm

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all of this guys videos are so bizarre. me and my roommate got drunk one night and watched them all..



"i'll beat his ass until creed's popular again."

"you're gonna whistle through your chest bones!"

"i said it right to his face. all verbs."
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:16 pm

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:51 pm

God I love that mascot parade.

I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.
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Postby Ankh » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:57 pm

first saw the mascot parade a few days after the election and i think it saved my life
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:43 pm

howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:45 pm

death is my amigo wrote:
howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but


Geeze I think the idea that people are actually writing them makes me dislike them more. They're just like really awful madlibs to me.
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:53 pm

Can't read more than 2 lines of that before my brain just goes somewhere else.
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:01 pm

i mean it's basically saying what sleigh is saying but making it into a joke tweet i guess

i found it in the comment thread for that olive garden one. i didn't really laugh but ymmv
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Postby ASH NERVE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:46 pm

i'm not going through the whole thread to see if this was posted but i think about this tweet approximately 5 times per day:

A Twin. Her Will. A Ring. A Car. Are Any Of Them Real?
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Postby jack » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:43 pm

mcwop23 wrote:
goldmatt wrote:



lol
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Postby warmjets » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:54 pm

yeah thats great
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:21 pm

death is my amigo wrote:
howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but

yeah i feel exactly the same way. it’s very tiring. the replies are always full of people who seem to believe it too
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:26 pm

so much of it is just unfunny Humor Writing with a misleading conceit attached to it idk. reminds me of Chef Brian
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Postby milknight » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:32 pm

wow the n64 one and the young thug one are killing me rn
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:10 am

Good breakdown of the AI thing in this thread:

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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:11 am

It’s obviously a joke as soon as they say “1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials”, but still
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:44 am

session to session
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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:59 am

make it mild
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Postby Kenny » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:46 am

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Postby warmjets » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:13 am

amen to that
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:50 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:51 am

I never knew that people got her fired for that, that's fucked up
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:54 pm

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby important dentist » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:27 pm

are those real teeth
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Postby hideout » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:28 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:I never knew that people got her fired for that, that's fucked up


i remember people saying she made that up in response to people roasting her but i don't think there's a solid source for it
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