tweets that stick with you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby hoopdog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:31 pm

ratbags wrote:


I've been that guy so many times in my life
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Postby Bad craziness » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:32 pm

important dentist wrote:
coop wrote:

i couldn't even finish this
like physically couldnot


I made it 10 seconds
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:34 pm

jack wrote:
coop wrote:


this is one of the local news shows in my city. it is frequently uncomfortable and weird like this.


do you live in oceanside too??
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:38 pm

wait that tweet doesn't even have the worst part which is the inflation intro

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Postby important dentist » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:52 pm

that tweet is a perfect encapsulation of the 2010s, it's incredible how evocative it is
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:10 am

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:05 pm

holy shit
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:33 pm

Greta Van Fleet
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Postby Autarch » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:32 am

this one is still the best

Sent from my Lenovo
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:41 am

goldmatt wrote:



lol
Image
wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby futurist » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:55 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:


all of this guys videos are so bizarre. me and my roommate got drunk one night and watched them all..



"i'll beat his ass until creed's popular again."

"you're gonna whistle through your chest bones!"

"i said it right to his face. all verbs."
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:16 pm

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:51 pm

God I love that mascot parade.

I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.
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Postby Ankh » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:57 pm

first saw the mascot parade a few days after the election and i think it saved my life
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:43 pm

howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but
so
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:45 pm

death is my amigo wrote:
howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but


Geeze I think the idea that people are actually writing them makes me dislike them more. They're just like really awful madlibs to me.
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Postby howiep » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:53 pm

Can't read more than 2 lines of that before my brain just goes somewhere else.
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:01 pm

i mean it's basically saying what sleigh is saying but making it into a joke tweet i guess

i found it in the comment thread for that olive garden one. i didn't really laugh but ymmv
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Postby ASH NERVE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:46 pm

i'm not going through the whole thread to see if this was posted but i think about this tweet approximately 5 times per day:

A Twin. Her Will. A Ring. A Car. Are Any Of Them Real?
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Postby jack » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:43 pm

mcwop23 wrote:
goldmatt wrote:



lol
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Postby warmjets » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:54 pm

yeah thats great
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:21 pm

death is my amigo wrote:
howiep wrote:I don't understand the current obsession with bot generated scripts. I never think they're that funny for some reason.


i wish people would drop the pretense and just say "here's a goofy thing i wrote"

i don't think it's very :geek: to say it's bewildering to read these things and think for a second than anyone buys they're a machine learning product

i understand why the conceit is attractive but

yeah i feel exactly the same way. it’s very tiring. the replies are always full of people who seem to believe it too
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
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