this is the story of a girl
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:56 am
a fresh faced 15/16 year old, who will i be, who will i become?
punk rock thats what!!!
just hanging with ugly pals (a future trend)
i don't know what i'm going for here
i think i just need to go further with this punk shit
i'm actually 1000x hotter than this guy but neither of us knows it
we were so young, so wild, so in love
fuck that guy though, gonna be a tough lesb punk now (changing my facebook "Interested In:" status to say "Men, Women")
getting tired of this shit
then one day this douche bag and i fell in love
lol something wet fell in my crotch
just me and another douche (a future trend)
oh right i forgot i have a really pretty face lol
i think i went too far with that spiky hair before, not too sure if that's the authentic me. i'll just put some metal shit in my face instead.
still like punk rock/want to be able to get a job
maybe some circa 2003 highlights and some kitties will help with that
i feel ridiculous about that punk phase and i don't know where i'll go from here. why am i still with this douche? gotta find the real me.
i'm of age now, time to hit the club yall!
no matter what social subculture i'm with i can't seem to avoid ugly friends lol!
this guy wants you to think we're together but thank fucking christ by all accounts we're not
gonna round up some homely high school friends and head to costa rica. i like my new look, i'm barely recognizable! (seriously who the fuck am i in this photo)
costa rica is so great, its full of all the stereotypes i'd hope to find
this guy knows full well that he's going to bang me tonight
this is one of my best friends alex! he's head over heals in love with me but the closest he'll ever get to me is in this instance in this photo where he got to feel my bare back. it will be the greatest moment in alex's life. alex is super awesome and all but you think i'd be with him when
i could be fucking this dreamboat. hahaha look at this parrot! we're so young and at an all-inclusive
hard to believe i had spikes coming out of my head 14 months ago
me and my ugly friend from that trip to puerto rico pissing because we don't give a fuck
i feel so in touch with the world now hanging here with my ugly friend and his rodents. i think i've turned a new leaf. this hippie shit really suits me.
tree of life tat yall
at the 4:20 rally (serious!)
i just realize now, i'm a woman of nature. this is where i belong.
shit nature is cold in canada lol
lets just smoke some weed and do some mushrooms
i'm high on mushrooms right now and pretty fucking adorable
time for a canoe adventure!
touching my tits (a future trend) in nature
some guy on facebook said exactly "you should really take this offline, anyone could copy this and put it all over the web" lol like that'd ever happen
back to civilization, lookin like a totally different girl, but still in a tree
and loving the weed
but i realize, i'm just a girl...
who loves touching her tits
and raping my friends (lol we're so wild)
i have an amazing lower torso + tits but i'm not above hanging out with girls way less than me
tired of all that hippie shit. i'm going off to university in montreal and its 2009 and i want to look like someone cool from 2005/6.
this is the photo i submitted for vices' 2010 photo mag.
i can't avoid being adorable!
ugly friend rest your head upon my tits
at a montreal eatery and i ate every crumb!
the metamorphosis is complete and at 19 i've finally fully self-actualized but i'm not about to abandon my ugly friends from costa rica
it's december 16th, 2009 and i'm just a girl drinking a guinness
