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Postby The Emperor's Son » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:40 am

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Postby The Emperor's Son » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:41 am

someone re-host those images for the archive
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Postby Hal Jordan » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:49 am

in high school as a sophomore i wanted to bang the really hot new girl who had a mohawk but she slept with some stupid guy because he was in a band and i played soccer and wasn't punk enouhg (she told someone that that last part. and i'm the one who introduced her to the fucking scene and had more friends in the circle). then by senior year she was super preppy and moved away again.

great, sad thread. solid execution.
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Postby uncanny valley » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:50 am

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Postby Durham » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:52 am

incredible lols @ costa rica captions
with club sauce
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Postby wintergreen » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:01 am

thread has some depth.
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Postby worrywort » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:06 am

dogs are better than people.
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Postby bedroomer » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:08 am

worrywort wrote:dogs are better than people.


that's not fair though dogs have it so easy
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Postby sleigh the jury » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:11 am

"best new post" - pitchfork.com

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Postby bedroomer » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:14 am

I also said "best thread on new hipinion" but I know I don't have the clout of gimmick "pitchfork.com"
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Postby Albus » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:16 am

Gone through this like 3 times now. Well done.
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Postby I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:23 am

christ this is 3 pages now
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Postby Contristo » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:07 am

that was enjoyably depressing
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Postby fuckles » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:23 am

why is this depressing, punks and hippies are idiots
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Postby I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:25 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjPD0aCm7s

...and i wanted more... and i wanted more/.//
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Postby I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:35 am

np:cherry coloured funk
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Postby Nacho Novo » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:18 pm

we're so young and at an all-inclusive
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Postby fuzzy dunlop » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:00 pm

what a free spirit!
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Postby ununennium » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:03 pm

this was like the opening two minute montage of some coming-of-age tv pilot
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Postby glock mane » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:04 pm

the underlying cynicism/pacing reminded me of chris ware comics
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Erik Joy » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:08 pm

One thing I learned through all of those pictures is that girl is not very pretty.

She has a few of those 'angle shots' that work but nothing worth note.
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Postby bedroomer » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:10 pm

what about the boobs though
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Postby fuzzy dunlop » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:14 pm

yeah, and the lower torso
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby okl » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:18 pm

the narrator is right- she has a great lower torso
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Postby Erik Joy » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:19 pm

Her whole body is pretty great.

But there were a lot of notes about "fucking cutest face!"
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Postby okl » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:20 pm

over/under on # of times girl went veg during the course of the story: 3
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Postby bedroomer » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:20 pm

Oh okay you're pretty right on about the angle shots then
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Postby glass_candle_grenade » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Her parents must have suffered a lot.
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Postby Klint » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:56 pm

I'd just like to say that it was a pleasure to read this thread, first thing when I got to work this morning.
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Postby Erik Joy » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:57 pm

okl wrote:over/under on # of times girl went veg during the course of the story: 3


I think it was persistent sans a few times eating a burger in a secret shame.
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