Nathan For You - Never Clean

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Barthes Starr » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:11 pm

"entering a bank handcuffed to another man" destroyed me
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:30 pm

I like to imagine new Michael Richards never left that hotel room
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Postby inspectorhound » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:18 am

Austin Bowers
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Postby Daft Pun » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:45 am

Pops Freshenmeyer wrote:I like to imagine new Michael Richards never left that hotel room


he did make $1,001

he can afford a room for a few nights
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Postby maritime » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:26 am

the episode wasn't that great. had some funny moments like the negotiation and the handcuffs, not as hilarious as usual though. still have high hopes for the season since there's usually a few mediocre episodes a season.
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Postby neopolitan » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:21 pm

I haven't seen last night's episode yet, but the 7-11 a block from my office is carrying The Diarrhea Times which I guess is a Nathan for You thing?
I reduced the temples of Elam to naught; their gods and goddesses I scattered to the winds. The tombs of their ancient and recent kings I devastated, I exposed to the sun, and I carried away their bones toward the land of Ashur.
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Postby shirts optional » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:35 pm

maritime wrote:the episode wasn't that great. had some funny moments like the negotiation and the handcuffs, not as hilarious as usual though. still have high hopes for the season since there's usually a few mediocre episodes a season.


Next week's Uber episode is really good
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Postby Annie May » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:47 pm

neopolitan wrote:I haven't seen last night's episode yet, but the 7-11 a block from my office is carrying The Diarrhea Times which I guess is a Nathan for You thing?


You should grab a copy and post pics, i couldn't find any evidence of it on the internet last night
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Postby neopolitan » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:55 pm

the headline story is a review of Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist.
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Postby arepa » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:46 pm

this was crazy good
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Postby Durham » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:25 pm

yeah i was incredulous as he kept upping the ridiculousness of it all
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:39 pm

neopolitan wrote:I haven't seen last night's episode yet, but the 7-11 a block from my office is carrying The Diarrhea Times which I guess is a Nathan for You thing?


plz get a copy and mail it to me in convict land i will reward u handsomely

open offer to any of u m8z
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Postby Julius Sumner Miller » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:03 pm

People are selling Diarrhea Times on ebay. I am thinking of buying a copy.

This episode was incredible.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:53 pm

fuckin lost it at Nathan calling it "Diners, Dive-Ins & Drives"
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Postby sweatbeardshirt » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:08 pm

There were tons of diarrhea times available around 4:00 in LA. They were just shoved off in a corner of a little dive gas station. Almost couldn’t find them and really did not want to ask the women working there where they were.
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Postby Daft Pun » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:56 am

are you saying you were uncomfortable asking for diarrhea times?
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Postby marble » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:07 am

no doubt nathan is a genius
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Postby Spooky Jim » Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:45 pm

I just watched the gas rebate episode. Ray Primus has a public facebook page and is the crazy racist uncle.
I am trying to watch the "A Celebration" episode on Comedy Central's website, but it keeps giving me an error. Anyone else having this problem? Anyone know where else I could watch it?
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Postby blurst of times » Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:48 pm

i bought the celebration episode on amazon before i realized you could see it for free on the cc website. i think it was $2 or $3. no regrets!
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:31 pm

damn hell yeah i hope there are still some left
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:11 pm

hell yeah. i asked the clerk if a lot of people had been coming in for them, he just disappointingly nodded yes

got one for ya DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL, pm sent
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Postby mellowgold » Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:56 pm

"Enjoying the clouds"
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby Poptone » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:20 am

i will never, ever tire of the variations on "i could tell s/he was really enthusiastic about my plan" over top of utterly disinterested/deflated/confused faces
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Postby milano boy » Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:48 am

extra long handcuff was so good
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Postby maritime » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:00 am

Spooky Jim wrote:I just watched the gas rebate episode. Ray Primus has a public facebook page and is the crazy racist uncle.
I am trying to watch the "A Celebration" episode on Comedy Central's website, but it keeps giving me an error. Anyone else having this problem? Anyone know where else I could watch it?


https://www.onitube.com/video/49320/nat ... elebration

that site has all the episodes.
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Postby maritime » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:10 am

verylousy wrote:The thought of Michael Richards being the celeb they went with is still so so funny to me


it's weird that his racist rant was only briefly brought up. i hope nathan genuinely did give the restaurant owner the choice and he was just as blown away that he picked richards.
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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:52 am

My friend bought 5 copies of diarrhea times i guess they sell it in some wine store in ny. He got one for me cant wait to get the final word on nick and noras infinite playlist
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Postby mellowgold » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:56 pm

lol how did no one mention the jim carrey / ace ventura impersonator
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Postby wuk » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:13 pm

Loved him
And how Michael Richards kept slipping into a Kramer impersonation
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:22 pm

milknight wrote:My friend bought 5 copies of diarrhea times i guess they sell it in some wine store in ny. He got one for me cant wait to get the final word on nick and noras infinite playlist


you know a location?
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