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Postby Celiac Cruz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:25 pm

@yousuck2020 is going to be the first person to be flown to the moon by spacex



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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:27 pm

He's going to be killed, isn't he
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Postby antoine » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:28 pm

Did u guys know Elon has hair plugs
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Postby Kenny » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:28 pm

Celiac Cruz wrote:@yousuck2020 is going to be the first person to be flown to the moon by spacex



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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:29 pm

incoherent grunting wrote:He's going to be killed, isn't he


almost certainly
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:38 pm

When I see that part of their press conference was one of them hoisting the other up on to his shoulders, I can't help but think this is going to go extremely poorly
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Postby Paul » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:02 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:
incoherent grunting wrote:He's going to be killed, isn't he


almost certainly


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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:44 pm

This definitely will not happen
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:48 pm

How hard would it be to trick someone into thinking they were on the moon?
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Postby speakers » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:49 pm

Jeremy wrote:How hard would it be to trick someone into thinking they were on the moon?


they tricked everyone on earth into thinking someone was on the moon
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:59 pm

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Jeremy wrote:How hard would it be to trick someone into thinking they were on the moon?


they tricked everyone on earth into thinking someone was on the moon

got 'em!
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Postby black mamba » Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:29 pm

it wouldn't be too hard if they knew what was good for them
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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:07 pm

I'm imagining they're making him sign a consent form like when you rent kayaks.
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Postby Kenny » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:08 pm

Do you think it's more likely that he dies on the way, or on the surface unable to get back

Do you think the US government will have an ethical imperative to save him if he's stranded on the moon
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:11 pm

i think engineering is not where these folks are a viking
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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:12 pm

Kenny wrote:Do you think it's more likely that he dies on the way, or on the surface unable to get back

Do you think the US government will have an ethical imperative to save him if he's stranded on the moon


They straight up wouldn't be able to. Also I dont think the plan is to land, just fly around it
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Postby Kenny » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:14 pm

oh that's even dumber

A small part of me was thinking it would have been kind of fun to have a human on the moon in my lifetime even if it was done by a piece of shit like Elon Musk
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:05 pm



totally normal stuff
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Postby Lucky » Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:26 pm

the SEC are sending le elongated muskrat to the slammer!
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:32 pm

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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:35 pm

wait so did azealia and grimes take down elon
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Postby Esteban » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:39 pm

Ostensibly
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Postby Annie May » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:42 pm

we're reaching the part of the movie where a disgraced elon musk turms himself into a cyborg and starts taking out his enemies
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:43 pm

Career SEC staff have probably hated this dude for a long time because of how he continually misleads investors about production goals and the other things he bullshits about
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:56 pm

Annie May wrote:we're reaching the part of the movie where a disgraced elon musk turms himself into a cyborg and starts taking out his enemies


But it's a Tesla product, so it malfunctions immediately causing Musk to shit himself then his exoskeleton spontaneously combusts. He is rewarded with a 600M series C for his cyborg subsidiary
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:23 pm



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Postby freezinseason » Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:49 am

isn't the board heavily stacked with his family members and shit like that anyhow? tesla's inflated share price is so dependent on musk as a showman.
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