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Postby clouds » Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:57 am

freezinseason wrote:isn't the board heavily stacked with his family members and shit like that anyhow? tesla's inflated share price is so dependent on musk as a showman.


his wife's ex boarding here is kinda family i guess
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:19 am

clouds wrote:
freezinseason wrote:isn't the board heavily stacked with his family members and shit like that anyhow? tesla's inflated share price is so dependent on musk as a showman.


his wife's ex boarding here is kinda family i guess


who?
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Postby joe » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:26 am

his (ex??) girlfriend grimes' ex boyfriend
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Postby trouble » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:33 am

i think sisson meant the board of directors and not this message board
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Postby noiseandpop » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:33 am

why not both?
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:36 am

I consider myself a proxy chairman of Tesla's board
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Postby big zorb » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:38 am

*clearing throat, leaning into the mic* sounds like muskchausen by proxy
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Postby Kenny » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:38 am

Full Disclosure, Elon Musk is my second cousin
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:45 am

Partial disclosure: Elon Musk and I are, in fact,
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Postby clouds » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:56 am

trouble wrote:i think sisson meant the board of directors and not this message board


oh baby, that's the joke
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:14 am

freezinseason wrote:isn't the board heavily stacked with his family members and shit like that anyhow? tesla's inflated share price is so dependent on musk as a showman.

which makes it smart that they went after musk specifically and not the company
(which in any event would have been harder)
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Postby Frank » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:14 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:15 pm

same
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Durham » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:40 pm



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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:43 pm

if anyone is "settling" it's grimey
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Postby grace cathedral park » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:13 pm

Never knowingly eaten an ass.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:24 pm

the most self-destructive tweet since Kevin Smith talked about his dick getting pOwned
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:33 pm


lol what happened to "no more tweeting"
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:34 pm

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:39 pm


jfc
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:40 pm

was just about to post that

how does everything about this walking disaster just keep getting more hilarious
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:46 pm

keep fuckin that chicken
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:56 pm

I accidentally read some comments about that Bloomberg story on Chinese hacking and noticed that the Apple fans - the OG corporate fanboy wierdos - have now adopted the Tesla worldview that all press that isn't driven by Apple PR must be the work of short sellers. Great work, Elon.
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Postby ratbags » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:10 pm

delgriffith wrote:
lol what happened to "no more tweeting"



session to session
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:22 pm

Not even a court of law could make him log off
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Postby bruceagain » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:32 pm

god, this has been like pure smack to the cynical jaded part of my brain that has hated this shitty man for so long now
bless this mess
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:15 pm

so Elon and Grimes are at my work right now, 20 ft away from me
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:21 pm

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He’s tall
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Postby antoine » Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:09 pm

How are his hair plugs lookin
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