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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:23 pm

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE







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Bruce Wayne/Batman
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Superman
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Postby crissaffa » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:24 pm

not at all
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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:24 pm

im so enjoying the inevitable shitshow this is going to be, im also mad drunk so i might be angery in the morning
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Postby wendy » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:25 pm

FUCK
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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:27 pm

he already played superman this is stupid

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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:27 pm

wow i thought your av was a black dude
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Postby Durham » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:29 pm

seeing that pic full size blew my mind in a way very little else has
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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:32 pm

AY SUPAHMAN GUH FACK YASELF YA QUEEEER
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Postby donut » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:34 pm

d2michael wrote:wow i thought your av was a black dude


I thought it was William Forsythe.
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:36 pm

Now William Forsythe, there's a Batman.
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Postby cram » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:36 pm

goddamnit and this was gonna be zack snyders oscar
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:37 pm

Also, what about Robert Forster? Keith Carradine? These are all great names who'd get butts in the seat for the new Batman film.
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Postby pinkerton » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:38 pm

Kevin Smith is going to be even more unbearable now
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Postby unpredictable landlord » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:38 pm

i thought i saw on tv the other day that they offered christian bale some ungodly amount of money. like, 60 million dollars. did he really turn that down?!
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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:39 pm

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Postby fuckles » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:40 pm

he'll be fine. he's got the jaw for it. they're called actors for a reason. he's not actually becoming the real batman. you don't need to trust him to protect gortham
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Postby brucey » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:41 pm

pinkerton wrote:Kevin Smith is going to be even more unbearable now

as the penguin?
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Postby antoine » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:41 pm

more like buttman
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Postby This Guy » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:41 pm

Universe's full image avatar reveal is more of a mind screw than Batman Ben Affleck
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:41 pm

You know who I'd love to see don the cape and mask? The one and only Billy Crystal.
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Postby genghis sean » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:42 pm

spix et chicho wrote:You know who I'd love to see don the cape and mask? The one and only Billy Crystal.


not kelsey grammar?
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Postby def from above » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:42 pm

donut wrote:
d2michael wrote:wow i thought your av was a black dude


I thought it was William Forsythe.


i always thought it was this dude

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Postby donut » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:42 pm

They should make an Ace the Bat-Hound movie.
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Postby fuckles » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:43 pm

whoever thought a movie about a blind superhero would even be good
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Postby d2michael » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:43 pm

genghis sean wrote:
spix et chicho wrote:You know who I'd love to see don the cape and mask? The one and only Billy Crystal.


not kelsey grammar?


is it kelsey? ke-ke-ke-kelsey? or chelsea?
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Postby leftproofbox » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:44 pm

as in the batman for the superman?
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Postby brucey » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:45 pm

i would watch kelsey grammar play a camped up hugo strange
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Postby fuckles » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:45 pm

what if god was one of us? well if god was one of us they woulda given daredevil's sight back from when he was exposed to the radioactive ooze and then maybe he could lead a normal life instead of having radar sex
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