This young dandy's video reviews of energy drinks/junk food

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby fresh salad » Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:48 pm

I have brutal insomnia and I feel asleep last night listening to one of his reviews and didn't wake up for about 3 hours which for me is a miracle.

This one:



so soothing
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Postby Cone » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:02 pm

Has Vice really done a piece on Lights Camera Jackson but not this dude?
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:07 pm

i'd imagine that jackson has a publicist who is setting those things up whereas report of the week is just out there doing it for the love of the game.
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Postby Science » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:31 pm

Image

Thought the ad made for a good screen grab on a couple levels.
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Postby Cone » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:40 am



this is amazing
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Postby light rail coyote » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:21 pm

i love how much he hates burger king. in that one popeyes video, there's a part where he says "burger king is like the opposite of king midas, in the sense that everything they touch turns to garbage"
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Postby blogger status » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:43 pm

everyday we lit

ROCK LIFE EVERY NIGHT
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Postby Cone » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:06 pm

I didn’t even know those existed and I shrieked with joy when that popped up on my suggested videos.

Original mac n cheetoes were incredible.
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:05 am

yesss

i didn't see these get posted but here are two other recent favorites. the first is off-format a bit as he reviews an amtrak sleeper car:


he gets very impressed by white castle:


"you just gotta live in the moment when you're eating white castle"
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Postby fresh salad » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:46 am

blogger status wrote:everyday we lit



Is he getting cheekier
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Postby Cone » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:35 am

fresh salad wrote:
blogger status wrote:everyday we lit



Is he getting cheekier


definitely. did you watch his pitch to Burger King?
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Postby walt whitman » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:30 am

the dandy's vids are always 10 min too long for me. its excruciating. he's the bela tarr of the Youtube food review game.

i like my food review auteurs to be influenced by michael bay-esque rapid editing and gimmicks, like my man Daym Drops
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Postby Cone » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:00 pm

I treated myself to some Flamin’ Hot Mac n’ Cheetoes this morning. They are good.
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Postby trellisaze » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:04 pm

walt whitman wrote:the dandy's vids are always 10 min too long for me. its excruciating. he's the bela tarr of the Youtube food review game.

i like my food review auteurs to be influenced by michael bay-esque rapid editing and gimmicks, like my man Daym Drops

of all your terrible opinions, this one is miraculously somehow the very worst
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:07 pm

hahaha
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Postby Cone » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:55 pm

trellisaze wrote:
walt whitman wrote:the dandy's vids are always 10 min too long for me. its excruciating. he's the bela tarr of the Youtube food review game.

i like my food review auteurs to be influenced by michael bay-esque rapid editing and gimmicks, like my man Daym Drops

of all your terrible opinions, this one is miraculously somehow the very worst


I could not stop laughing today when I went on YouTube only to see he had uploaded a 20 minute video titled “Why I like bagels”

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Postby pablito » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:00 am

the first 2 minutes of "Why I like bagels" are a roundabout rumination on why he made the video "Why I like bagels"
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:28 am

i am definitely spinning my next bagel around a car antenna
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Postby trellisaze » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:31 pm

new reviewbrah / leyland kirby out on history always favours the winners in q3 2018
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Postby easy » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:39 pm

trellisaze wrote:new reviewbrah / leyland kirby out on history always favours the winners in q3 2018

lolol
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:53 pm

trellisaze wrote:new reviewbrah / leyland kirby out on history always favours the winners in q3 2018

damn
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:54 pm

also it always gets me that this dude is in a screen encloser in s florida doing food reviews and chilling frumpily
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Postby bongo » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:04 pm

Sobieski wrote:
trellisaze wrote:new reviewbrah / leyland kirby out on history always favours the winners in q3 2018

damn


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yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:39 pm

Sobieski wrote:also it always gets me that this dude is in a screen encloser in s florida doing food reviews and chilling frumpily


i was sincerely worried for him during hurricane season.
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:01 pm



he's live rn
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