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Postby Honk For Dracula » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:25 pm

I'm just gonna sneak into avant gardner
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Postby The Priest » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:10 pm

I did not get a ticket
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Postby hoopdog » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:53 pm

Vamos al Tequila was my favorite restaurant in Greenpoint because it was reasonably priced Mexican food, very solid dinner spot

It's so damn expensive over there tho :(
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Postby lockheed » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:47 pm

http://gothamist.com/2019/01/18/second_ ... hammer.php

Some customers reportedly took cover at Randazzo's Clam Bar during the bloody rampage. "We let them in, and they said a guy came in crazy with a hammer and started hammering random people," owner Samantha Randazzo told ABC-7. "One of the workers came in here and said [b]he started screaming and went crazy."

"He was screaming crazy words, like 'I'm killing everybody,' he was just screaming crazy things," Randazzo added. "They said he went in a city uniform, and he came in and just went crazy."
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Postby mancubz » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:42 pm

tried to get a bikini kill ticket but it sold out immediately, obv. instead i got a ticket to see smino, which i cannot wait for.
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:29 am

ha they opened a new bar on the corner of Irving and Stockholm that has a full Malort top shelf.
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Postby The Priest » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:00 am

gonna go out when it's a high of 13 on monday and just sit in the street until i'm gone
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:09 am

didn't you want this
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:53 pm

Cold
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:56 pm

i just abused myself and walked for about 40 minutes then said "it's cold" and then had to walk back
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:57 pm

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:i just abused myself and walked for about 40 minutes then said "it's cold" and then had to walk back


jacking off outdoors eh?
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:58 pm

walking in this windy-ass hellscape is abuse enough! take it easy!
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:58 pm

i think it means he rubbed dog poo on his shoes and let it freeze and started sliding down the sidewalk
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:00 pm

my neighbor gave me the worst weed ever which i foolishly inhaled before my walk, which coupled with unpleasant winds made me sound like i was dying the whole time
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Postby swift » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:28 pm

You gotta get on the tobacco shop vape pen and thc oil cartridges, man
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:29 pm

yeah i got a lot to figure out
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Postby pink snake » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:32 pm

Drive to Massachusetts.
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:33 pm

i don't have access to a car
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pm

also massachusetts isn't real
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pm

weed delivery guys are constantly canvassing my apartment building with flyers and postcards

almost any bar is gonna have stickers up for delivery
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pm

i'm getting harassed on every front
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Postby super gas » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:57 pm

it is very cold outside
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:07 am

Still cold maybe colder
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Postby shizaam » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:24 am

weather sucks 10/10 this weekend
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Postby lame sayings » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:10 am

i mean, it would be a dick move to order weed today, right? this is perfect weed cocooning weather, but i don't want others to suffer for it.
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:21 am

just tip them
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby Flossed Out » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:37 am

I’m scared to go out and grab lunch but I’m also hungry
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:38 am

my beard froze instantly at the first gust of wind when I left my apt
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Postby Cronos » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:39 am

Not tipping anyone today to discourage them from working in dangerous weather.
Tone sincere also I would never troll or purposefully be antagonistic or anything on something serious.

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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:41 am

same
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