Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler Anticipation Thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby This Guy » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:23 pm

Jake Gyllenhaal is aging very weirdly
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Postby Timothy » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:26 pm

that was my exact thought

really hoped this was marvel phase 5 or whatever
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Postby chairkicker » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:30 pm

he dropped 20 pounds for this role, for whatever reason. that's why he looks odd
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:35 pm

i'd say that's just it.
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Postby mustlovedongs » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:24 pm

bamf
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Postby fox » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:32 pm

does he teleport
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Postby jerbear » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:35 pm

i don't get it
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Postby saranclaps » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:41 pm

Was literally going to make a thread about this. This looks great.

I think my brother's ex was briefly dating Jakey G around the same time this was filmed?
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Postby roosevelt » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:31 am

saranclaps wrote:Was literally going to make a thread about this. This looks great.

I think my brother's ex was briefly dating Jakey G around the same time this was filmed?


alyssa miller?

also, trailer looks great. bill paxton looks weird and bloated.
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:47 am

saranclaps wrote:Was literally going to make a thread about this. This looks great.

I think my brother's ex was briefly dating Jakey G around the same time this was filmed?


holy shit!
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Postby Viola Swamp » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:00 am

congrats to your brother on fucking taylor swiff?
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Postby Viola Swamp » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:01 am

"i'm looking for a job.... a blow job... from saranclaps brother's ex-boyfriends ex... taylor swiff"
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Postby roosevelt » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:06 am

are they never ever ever getting back together as well.
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Postby Rumours » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:00 am

from the brother of the guy who did michael clayton ! stoked.
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Postby JUGLIFE » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:12 am

nice. i wanna see your brother's dick. take a good long look at it.
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Postby banquo » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:04 am

kept waiting for the trailer to go into the origin story or for him to teleport. kinda disappointed, but it looks like it could be good
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Postby Shalabi » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:12 am

nightcrawler is german
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Postby roosevelt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:54 am

is jennifer lawrence's mystique gonna be in it.
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Postby ZONKER » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:09 am

Just her painted tatters.
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Postby roosevelt » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:24 pm

people are eating this movie up at TIFF.
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Postby antoine » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:08 pm

looks good
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Postby CudNylon » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:31 am

they've been playing the heck out of the tv spots during amc fear fest. looks like my kinda movie.
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Postby JUGLIFE » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:54 am

bamf!
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Postby roosevelt » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:02 am

gyllenhaal's best. which doesn't say much but.
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Postby coop » Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:15 pm

can't wait to see this
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Postby nice pass » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:38 pm

roosevelt wrote:gyllenhaal's best. which doesn't say much but.


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Postby nosebleeds » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:01 pm

I liked this. He basically plays Tracy Flick.
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Postby nite69 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:24 pm

yeah what a bout donnie darko and prince of persia: the sands of time. gyllenhaal is a master
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Postby the soccer return believer » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:32 pm

Does Jake G play Charlie or Frank
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